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Author has written 13 stories for Morrowind, and Oblivion. Dear Literate, Khajiit-Curious Person, M'aiq the Liar welcomes you to his little space on FanFiction. The prey has come searching for knowledge of this Khajiit, no? Well, M'aiq offers knowledge about himself then. The Khajiit started all his adventures on a small island just north of Vvardenfell in Morrowind. It was a rather isolated place. It was far away from all the humans' talk. However, they did eventually find poor M'aiq and asked him silly questions about nudity and shrines. Bah, it was such a bother. M'aiq then traveled to Cyrodiil. There are many calipers in Cyrodiil. However, it is very hard to find a Colovian fur helm there, so very hard. This old Khajiit longs for one. Now, M'aiq is sure the human wonders all about M'aiq's travels. This Khajiit has seen much in his travels. Yes, M'aiq truly has seen dragons. Has the human seen dragons? No? Well, that is because the ones close to the ground stay invisible. The ones that aren't invisible live very, very high in the clouds. And weresharks? M'aiq has only met one; it was afraid of the water. M'aiq has much to tell, but the prey will just have to look in the Khajiit's writing for more answers. Sincerely, P.S. I assure you, this Khajiit is truly no liar... The Straight Facts: -:- Just some words: I don't think I'll be doing much here anymore. I took off Saga of a Four Letter Word because it was a four letter word--crap. Will I ever update again? Maybe. Need help with grammar? That's right here. Want more M'aiq? View my dA profile for some humorous M'aiq comics. Where else can you find me? Well, I'm a regular here. All Elder Scrolls properties, such as M'aiq, belong to Bethesda. Have a nice life. | |||||||||||
1. An Elder Scrolls Holiday Special reviewsNeither Christmas nor Hanukkah exists in Tamriel. However, if they did, I think things would sound something like this...Morrowind - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-19-072. A Greater Power at Hand reviewsAlso known as Character vs. RP'er. This is a detailing of what happens when characters find out exactly whose world they're in.Oblivion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete3. The Fifth Era » reviewsCyrodiil, now in its fifth era, finds itself facing an old enemy. Now that technology has replaced the magicks of the old world, will Mehrunes Dagon finally rise from Oblivion?Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 7-27-064. Prophecies of Morrowind: The Musical » reviewsM'aiq writes a series of song parodies about the Morrowind prophecies. Note: They are not sung by M'aiq, so the prey can relax.Morrowind - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-1-07 - Published: 8-16-065. Whatever Happened to the Bridge Troll? reviewsM'aiq knows exactly what happened to the unique bridge troll. Perhaps the Khajiit will tell the human its pitiful story.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete6. The Fans' Story reviewsAn adoring Fanboy meets the Adoring Fan. There is a rather unadorable face off to prove who the true fan is. In this sad battle of twisted irony, the winner will still be a loser.Oblivion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-06 - Complete7. Who Stole Heinrich Oaken Hull's Family Jewels? reviewsM'aiq answers the question of what happened the night someone stole the Nordic sailor's family jewels.Oblivion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-06 - Complete8. Khajiit in the Big City reviewsThe escapades of M’aiq while he is in the grand metropolis of Mournhold and elsewhere.Morrowind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-069. The Uptown Lich reviewsA heartwarming and inspiring story of a Lich who dared to be...different.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-21-06 - Complete10. Stuck on a Silt Strider with Strangers » reviewsM'aiq writes about the Nerevarine's encounters on Vvardenfell's version of a bus, the Silt Strider. Just when you thought you knew where public transportation's bottom lies...Morrowind - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-17-06 - Complete11. M'aiq's Answer to Vivec's Whereabouts reviewsM'aiq knows much. M'aiq tells some. The Khajiit will give the prey M'aiq's answer to Vivec's rumored disappearance.Morrowind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-19-06 - Complete12. The Lusty Argonian Maid reviewsM'aiq presents The Lusty Argonian Maid. The Khajiit writes in the previous parts to that provocative and cheesy, yet surprisingly popular, love play found in shady bookshelves throughout Cyrodiil. Originally written by Crassius Curio.Morrowind - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-13-06 - Complete13. Whatever Happened to Creeper and the Mudcrab? reviewsM'aiq the Liar presents Whatever Happened to Creeper and the Mudcrab? M'aiq knows many things, and he will share them with the prey. This old Khajiit will tell about the Scamp's and Mudcrab's later adventures in the world of Morrowind.Morrowind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-9-06 - Complete
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