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Irk Splee
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since: 09-02-01, id: 106206, Profile Updated: 02-10-09
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Danny Phantom, Catscratch, and Neopets.

SCREEN NAME CHANGE! I'm still Irken Wocky, the Catscratch fandom nut, but since I'm Irk Splee everywhere else... huzzah for consistency! I probably should have done this a long time ago. NO ONE knows me as Irken Wocky anymore, I'm not even IN the Invader Zim fandom, quit that before I even began, so... I feel better about this. Well, that's it for that, really. Just remember, I'm still the Irk you know and... love?

Jumpin' on the profiler's bandwagon and putting random junk about myself. Whoot whoot.

Name- Irk, Waffle, Leo... I have many names on the interweb. None of them are what my mom named me, though.

Gender- Female. Surprises a lot of people.

Birthday- 4/29/91. Now I don't have to update age every year, and if anyone ever wanted to give me a present, they know when.

Story Status

COMPLETE OVERHAUL. This is just the challenge items I've taken, no more and no less. Some of these may not even see the light of day - it really all depends. Feel free to PM with "oh, that looks awesome, work on that next!" or "that looks stupid and I wouldn't read it". If I get the second enough, well, I know which ideas to chuck. But please please please, do offer some feedback of any sort to help me decide what my readers want to see! An author thrives on that sort of thing! And yes, most titles are undetermined - I usually don't settle on one until I've really gotten into the meat of the story, especially due to a recent idea to use phrases from the story rather than the stupid one word things I've been doing.

Challenge: Introduction
Title: ?
Plot: ?
Status: NADA
Comments: I never did like "Scrapbook", and recently I've been getting story ideas that completely contradict it. Since it really wasn't even a story in its own right, I've removed it. Forget it ever happened. I still have to come up with something for this challenge. I don't know what, but SOMETHING. It just won't be "Scrapbook".

Challenge: Unsettling Revelations
Title: Daddy Blik
Plot: Mr. Blik and Katilda have been a couple for quite a while, so obviously certain things were pretty much inevitable. Of course, how well do you expect Blik to take the news that he's going to be a daddy?!
Status: Complete
Comment: OH GOD MORE CHARACTERS JUST WHAT WE NEEDED. Inspired by Jussy/Rubignouf/J44/HealerCharm - call her what you will, she's one of the reasons I'm writing this one. Love ya, Juss! So, anyway, I think this came out pretty nice. Not TOO over-the-top cute. Pretty much what you'd expect from Blik. I'm glad I did this in first person... I should do that more often.

Challenge: Dark
Title: (undetermined)
Plot: A two-kitten litter is adopted from the pound, but there are unsavory humans who completely lose interest once kittens stop being such; and one of the sisters is not at all pleased...
Status: Not Started
Comments: A companion piece to "Light". Mostly just stuff about Camilla. Does anyone care?

Challenge: Light
Title: (undetermined)
Plot: A two-kitten litter is adopted from the pound, but there are unsavory humans who completely lose interest once kittens stop being such; but one sister tries to hold onto the hope that maybe there is some light in the human race...
Status: Not Started
Comments: A companion piece to "Dark". Mostly just stuff about Olympia. Does anyone care?

Challenge: Game
Title: (undetermined)
Plot: After flipping through the paper for something to do, the cats see an ad for a tournament and decide they want to go watch. Just one problem - the only seats left are reserved for friends and family of the competitors. This gives Gordon and Katilda an idea... while all Blik wanted to do was spend a little time with Katilda as a sort of date! As for Waffle, he encounters two different groups out in the stands - a canine pack with unknown intentions, and fighters who for some reason aren't involved anymore. For what reason?
Status: In-Progress, none posted
Comments: Inspired by a non-ficcing friend of mine and Aundul Xaldin. Where does AX come in? This is a video game crossover! Friend and I were talking about Super Smash Bros, and, well... something clicked. Will feature a few of my friend's fancharacters because they're awesome.

Challenge: A Place To Belong
Title: (undetermined)
Plot: Olympia's been on her own for a while now with nowhere to go... or so she thinks. Maybe she hasn't known the family for very long, but she may still be able to call them friends.
Status: Not Started
Comments: Stupid little drabble yhey. Will probably be really short, it's just something I need to get out there.

Challenge: Everything For You
Title: Today's The Day
Plot: It's Valentine's Day and Gordon's STILL working on his letter for Kimberly. Will this be the day he finally confesses? And how far with Beth go to help her Uncle Gordo?
Status: Complete
Comment: Everyone say "d'awwww" with me. =3 I LOVE how this came out. Why do I ship GQ/HK so hard? Beats me. But I love it.

Challenge: Eternity
Title: (undetermined)
Plot: Traditionally, you're supposed to propose BEFORE kittens come along. But who ever said that Blik cared for tradition?
Status: Not Started
Comment: Short little dedication to all the Blik/Katilda shippers out there. I'll try to keep a healthy balance of stupid goop and the headstrong felines we know and love, I promise.

Plots and the challenges assigned to said plots subject to change. Keep it in mind.

This also isn't EVERYTHING I've got in mind yet - when all these are done, I'll do blurbs for the next batch. I think I may be able to do 100 stories for this! KYAAA

For a list of all the challenges, check here: http://irksplee.deviantart.com/journal/17387859/

Drop me a line on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/irksplee

REQUESTS

Oh dear, I hope this doesn't seem terribly egotistical... but I've noticed that recently, I've been getting a couple requests, both on what order to take challenges in and other plots people would like to see. That's fine! I'm glad you guys like me enough to think I'm capable of handling your plots! I figured I should lay some rules out, though. No one's broken them yet, but this way no one will, I'd think...

1. My fandom is Catscratch. End of discussion. I have my reasons.

2. If you do make a request that's not on my list already, don't feel bad if the answer's no - maybe your idea didn't mesh with what I have planned personally, maybe it's an idea I just seriously don't like, maybe it's an idea I don't trust myself with... I will let you know what's wrong, of course. So don't think of it as requests - more like suggestions, maybe?

3. There's a certain order I have in mind for my challenges. It's not completely rigid - "Daddy Blik" takes place after a couple on my list but look how THAT turned out - but there's certain ones I just can't work on before I finish others. Again, I'll let you know.

Well, that's it, I feel like my ego just doubled in size, but oh well, right? Feel free to PM with questions, comments... whatever. I'm a nice person, really, and I like talking to people! Do not fear!

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1. Welcome To The Arena » reviews
On a hot summer's day, the cats decide to take a trip to watch a fighting tournament in an attempt to alleviate the boredom. Of course, they may be doing more than simply watching! Nintendo crossover.
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,552 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 11-25-08
2. Home reviews
After months of wandering the streets, Olympia finally meets up with the Cramdilly cats once again; perhaps they can help her find a place to stay? They will if SHE has any say in the matter...
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete
3. Today's The Day reviews
...that I'll tell her. It has to be. Who knows when I'll get another perfect chance such as this! I'm wasting time! GxHK fluffy one-shot thing
Catscratch - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-08 - Complete
4. Storytimes reviews
The Cramdilly cats certainly have had a lot of adventures in their lives... and the newer generation wants the details!
Catscratch - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-08
5. Daddy Blik reviews
Now there's a phrase you don't expect... after Katilda announces her pregnancy, Blik isn't quite sure how to react to the situation. Mr. Blik? A father? How could THAT possibly work? Blik x Katilda, obviously
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete
6. You're A Mean One, Mr Blik reviews
A Christmas party at the Cramdilly mansion results in an impromptu parody song session. Goofy oneshot. May this tide you over for the good stuff.
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-07
7. Strays » reviews
After a particularly violent tongue lashing from Blik, Waffle flees into the woods and meets someone who just might know a thing or two about his ancestry... Complete. T for death, violence, and general nastiness.
Catscratch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete
8. Daniel reviews
Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik find a photo album with pictures of a stranger named Daniel. But wait, wasn't their father's name Daniel? Could it possibly be him? What was his life like?
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-07 - Complete
9. Sure Signs reviews
They say putting one's life ahead of yours is a sure sign of affection... but try telling Mr. Blik that after he rescues the one he swears to hate! BlikKatilda, rating for slight sexual themes and slight language, any less and it'd be K plus
Catscratch - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete
10. From Kittens To Cats » reviews
A series of short stories about the three brothers, from their birth to their inheriting the mansion.
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,172 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 9-4-06 - Complete
11. Jeopardy: Feline Edition reviews
Something I scribbled with a friend. She thought it'd be worthy of putting up. Leo of VG Cats, Waffle of Catscratch, and a Neopet named Ary participate in a game of Jeopardy that results in disaster.
Crossover - Neopets & Catscratch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-06 - Complete
12. The Wulf reviews
I was going to write a bunch of stories about how the DP ghosts died, but that plan went under. This is the story of Wulf, and how he met his end. Forgive errors. I'll get to fixing it eventually. Maybe.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-05 - Complete
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