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Author has written 50 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Pirates of the Caribbean, Buso Renkin, Gorgeous Carat, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Ouran High School Host Club, Twilight, Kuroshitsuji, and Rosario + Vampire. EXCHANGE PROGRAM FANART HERE I got bored of my old profile. So I'm going to do this a little differently, other than the basics. Age: Older than I act, younger than I feel Occupation: tech support worker/student Location: More often than not, where the computers are. I occasionally get questions about my writing style/what I do. I basically write whatever I feel like. I like crack fics. Actually, scratch that- I love crack fics. There's just something about a well-written piece of ridiculous fanfiction that makes me smile. And I at least like to think that I'm funny... although if you ask people who know me, they'll say I'm more completely insane. I also really like science fiction, but I have never been able to write any sci-fi that I liked enough to post. However, that might be changing soon, as I have a Kuroshitsuji sci-fi fiction in the works. And believe it or not, I think it actually works. I do like yaoi/slash, although I rarely write anything too explicit. I'm also seriously ADHD. So if I don't update something, just wait a while, and I'll eventually cycle back to it. I mainly write for anime/manga fandoms, and to be honest, I'm not exactly sure why that is. I get my better ideas for anime fandoms, I think. I also write original stuff. Eventually, I would like to get published. Maybe one day you'll be seeing books written by me, although I'm not sure what my pen-name would be yet. That's all I can think of for now- things will be added to this as soon as I can think of anything else. | |||||||
1. Vampire Transfer » reviewsWhen Edward Cullen is sent to attend school at Yokai Academy, he gets more than he bargained for with his monster classmates. Crack crossover, Rosario Vampire/Twilight.Crossover - Twilight & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,054 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Edward & Moka A.2. Lake Trip » reviewsPein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Akatsuchi3. Ciel: The Teenage Years » reviewsCollection of six humorous one-shots. Even when you have a demon under your command, growing up can be hell.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 10-9-09 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M.4. We Like To Party reviewsA 16-year-old Ciel releases his inhibitions and shocks his butler. Sombreros ensue. Tie-in to Ciel: The Teenage Years. Pure crack oneshot.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-3-09 - Prince Soma & Ciel P. - Complete5. Let The Sea Foam With Blood » reviewsFlorian strikes a deal with a supernatural king of snakes, and undergoes many trials. Based off of the fairy tale Eglė the Serpent Queen.Gorgeous Carat - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,560 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 3-21-096. If He Hollers, Let Him Go » reviewsSometimes, when faced with their imminent death, one will try the most drastic thing they can think of to escape. Ciel is not an exception. Three-shot.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - Ciel P. - Complete7. Taffy reviewsDue to a cooking experiment of Tobi's gone awry, the Akatsuki finds itself in a rather sticky situation. Crack oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-21-09 - Akatsuchi - Complete8. Rich Kid Hideaway » reviewsWhen Tamaki signs the club up to participate in a reality show for the prize of four million dollars each, things should be perfect, right? But, the television network might not be what it seems... crack fic.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Complete9. Forgive and Forget reviewsHinata has had enough of Sasuke's bad behavior and finally kicks him out. However, he won't go quietly. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-09 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. The Big Love » reviewsA rare glimpse inside an even rarer family with multiple husbands. Akatsuki Crack like you've never seen it before.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,445 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 10-20-08 - Konan & Pein - Complete11. Choco Choco reviewsNekozawa likes Haruhi. Haruhi likes chocolate. Nekozawa buys chocolate. What happens next? Fluffy oneshotOuran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-13-09 - U. Nekozawa & Haruhi F. - Complete12. Cheating Death » reviewsPart 2 of Life After Death trilogy. Tobi has Deidara captive, but Itachi will do anything he can to save him. But Tobi has even more twisted plans for Deidara. Will Itachi be able to rescue him?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 9-14-08 - Tobi & Deidara - Complete13. Trick or Treat » reviewsTsuna takes I-pin, Lambo, and Reborn trick or treating. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned... twoshot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 10-30-08 - I-Pin & Lambo - Complete14. How's Your Aspen? reviewsTobi learns the hard way not to jump to conclusions. Crack fic, mild suggestive themes. M for safety. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-4-08 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete15. Sunday School With Hidan » reviewsHidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 8-14-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete16. Life After Death » reviewsRating changed as of chapter 5. Tobi seemingly commits suicide, but there is more to the situation than meets the eye. Is he really dead? Is there a sinister plot involving the Akatsuki? And what does Deidara have to do with it? CONTENT WARNING. COMPLETE.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Tobi & Deidara - Complete17. Don't Get Mad, Get Even! » reviewsSasuke has taken over Konoha and controls the population through lies and fear. Pein and Konan are hired to kidnap his fiancee, and Naruto and Hinata are in prison. If they want to save their friends, they will have to form an alliance, with help. HIATUSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 1-6-0818. Nightmares reviewsFlorian awakes in the middle of the night, terrified by a dream, and learns that there is someone there for him, although he might not realize it. Oneshot.Gorgeous Carat - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-5-08 - Complete19. Espresso Expresso » reviewsAkatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 290 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 7-30-07 - Itachi U. & Kakuzu - Complete20. Money Hungry reviewsZetsu learns that not everything that looks like food actually IS food. Drabbly crack oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-08 - Zetsu & Kakuzu - Complete21. The Three Little Ninjas and the Big Bad Weasel reviewsThree Little Pigs like you've never seen it before. Three little ninjas go off to make their own way in the world and run into... THE BIG BAD WEASEL! Crack oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-10-08 - Complete22. Exchange Program 3: Graduation » reviewsWhen the class valedictorian of A. High School is held hostage along with the diplomas for graduation, it's up to the ninjas to save the day. Again. COMPLETEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete23. Parfait reviewsShort DeiTobi oneshot. Tobi makes a parfait for his sempai and he gets an unexpected result. Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-8-07 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete24. Sasuke Gets Owned » reviewsSasuke gets owned in the most ridiculous ways possible. Crossover, homicidal penguins, and crack abound! And lots of Sasukebashing! Rating might go up.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 6-19-07 - Deidara & Sasuke U. - Complete25. An Akatsuki Black Friday reviewsBargain hunting Akatsuki style! Will it be SOMEWHAT normal? Is that a rhetorical question? Crack oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete26. An Akatsuki Thanksgiving reviewsThink your house is hectic around Thanksgiving? Try spending the holiday with the Akatsuki! Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete27. How to Cure a Cold reviewsDeidara has a cold, and Tobi has the perfect remedy. Drabbly DeiTobi oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-7-07 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete28. Halloween Havoc reviewsThe Akatsuki is planning to go trickortreating, but will everyone's weirdness get in the way? And what's up with Pein and Konan's costumes? Crack oneshot, on the short side.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-07 - Complete29. Energize! reviewsItachi's kind of depressed... and Deidara knows JUST HOW to cheer him up! ItaDei? Maybe!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-07 - Deidara & Itachi U. - Complete30. The Sweepstakes reviewsTobi likes entering sweepstakes but has never won one until now... but it's at a honeymoon resort! How will Deidara take being dragged along? TobiDei oneshot rated for safety.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-7-07 - Tobi & Deidara - Complete31. Start and Stop reviewsWhen Mahiro gets involved when facing a homunculus, Kazuki must make a difficult choice, a choice that could result in his sister's death. oneshot.Buso Renkin - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-17-07 - Complete32. Konoha Obstacle Course reviewsNaruto and Hinata find themselves on the wrong side of the law, and everyone in Konoha is an enemy. With the help of a mysterious person guiding them, will they be able to get out? Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-14-07 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete33. Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B » reviewsAkatsuki, Rookie 9, and Sand Sibs go back to A. High School after receiving an urgent phone call: Student B has taken over the school! They must do their best to save that school. Grudges, tasers, and Tobi in love oh my! Now complete.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 5-10-07 - Complete34. Orange Butterfly reviewsTobi has a knack for leaving Deidara confused, but when he says something REALLY strange, what is Deidara's reaction? DeiTobi oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-8-07 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete35. Love Confession reviewsZetsu's in love! Or is he? It just goes to show that things are not always as they seem. Short oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-1-07 - Zetsu - Complete36. Ninjas of the Caribbean » reviewsnot a crossover. Captain Jack decides he's had enough of the pirate life, so he decides to become a ninja. Of course, he makes the whole crew become ninja too! crack fic. Sorry for the resubmit.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete37. I'm Not Who You Think I Am reviewsOneshot. The class learns that Yomi has a huge secret: for the past ten years of her life, she's been living an assumed identity. Her name, her family, even her age, it's all fake. Who is Koyomi Mizuhara, really?Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-16-07 - Complete38. Akatsuki Hacking Organization » reviewsGet ready for the invasion of the most clueless computer hackers ever to click with a mouse. Akatsuki's out of money, so they turn to their only option: hacking. Too bad none of them know how to use a computer!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 4-14-07 - Complete39. Taboos reviewsSome things in life are sacred. And Gaara's toothpaste happens to be one of them. Crack oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-5-07 - Kankuro & Gaara - Complete40. Broken, Yet Unbreakable reviewsDeiTobi ficlet. Tobi loves Deidara, but is afraid his past will only cause pain for both of them. Shonenai.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-30-07 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete41. Exchange Program » reviewsThe Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 14,147 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 2-1-07 - Gaara & Deidara - Complete42. Sasuke's Lousy Spring Break reviewsFor spring vacation, Sasuke rents a condo right next to Akatsuki. Whether he's busy trying to kill Itachi, calling Deidara a transvestite, or just being Sasuke in general,a crack storyline is sure to follow! Oneshot. Resubmitted.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete43. Plastic Pink Hairclips reviewsWhen an Akatsuki plot goes wrong, Sasuke is left defenseless. What does Naruto do? Give him a makeover, of course! NOT YAOI. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-21-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete44. Umbrella reviewsVery, very short one shot. KamiNeko realizes that Sakaki may not be so bad after all.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-10-07 - Complete45. Weasel Story reviewsWhen Deidara finds a fuzzy little weasel, it seems to be taking Itachi's place. So Itachi tries everything to get rid of the intruder. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-13-07 - Deidara & Itachi U. - Complete46. Music Lessons » reviewsAU, no pairings. Rin is a shy little girl who hasn't spoken in over two years. She starts to take flute lessons from an enigmatic teacher and slowly starts to learn to speak up.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 12-21-06 - Rin & Sesshomaru - Complete47. Trinity » reviewsNaruto, Hinata, and Itachi. Three very different people, one common goal: revenge. So they join forces to destroy the village that caused their pain. Forget Akatsuki, forget Orochimaru. Konoha had better watch out!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 1-18-07 - Complete48. The Akatsukis' Evil Plan! » reviewsWhen the Akatsuki are bored, watch out. Itachi comes up with an evil plan: Kidnap Sasuke and sell him to the fangirls! But oftentimes, the best plans will go wrong. And now Sasuke plans to get revenge! PART 3 UP!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-4-06 - Deidara & Kisame H. - Complete49. Ramen Rehab » reviewsWhen Inuyasha and Naruto's ramen obsessions cause problems for other people, they get sent to ramen rehab. They meet all kinds of crazy new people. How will they deal with the lack of ramen?Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 11-18-06 - Inuyasha & Naruto U. - Complete50. Beautiful Sky reviewsKagome thinks Inuyasha is dead, and has no energy left. Mixed in with the story is the English lyrics to Ai Otsuka's song Planetarium. Please R&R. Edit: The link didn't show up, so if you want to see the video, PM me and I will send it to you.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-06 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
