Hello. Hey. Yo. Hi. Wassup? おはよう！！（Ohayou!!) Hola, mi amigo!! Nihao ma? Guten tag. Bonjour. Top o' the morning to ya. Greetings, earthling.

Welcome to my profile!! Yay...　おれはエミリだ。　よこそ！！！ (I am Emily. Welcome!!)

なまえ　（Name）: Vimuku

Age: Old enough...

Favorites: I like pretty much anything as long as it isn't too wierd, and it doesn't involve someone I hate (unless it's a bashing)... _

Muses: I WANT TO INTRODUCE MY MUSES!! I know, really random, and I should be doing something more worth my time (like update), but I'm feeling lazy so I'll do this instead... And lots of other authors talk about their muses, so I wanna talk about mine!!

All my muses look like Kirbies (I think that pink bubblegum blob is cute, okay!!)... except like no Kirby anyone has seen... They tent to change color depending on their mood so their like Mood Kirbies... (And I dun care if Kirby supposed to be male or female or non-gender... These guys have gender...)

Okay, my humor muse... name is Bob (I dun know why but the name Bob cracks me up...)... and is kinda lazy... and randomly stupid (or stupidly random, whichever) which is why my attempts at humor ends up... lazy... and stupidly random... He has one of those bed-hair... hairs... And recently he's taken a liking to speaking in 1337...

Anyway, next is my romance muse who's really dramatic and horny... But she never really does anything about... Just makes really random, perverted comments... And her name is Ai... as in love... harhar so original... She has short, J-rocker style hair that has feathers all over it... Um... Yeah... She likes sake and throws sake bottles at me when I'm not doing romance, so that's why all my stories have really cheesy romance in them... -_-;

And, erm, next is my angsty muse, who's really... angsty? He's got the emo haircut... You know, kinda like Staraptor from Pokemon... XD His name is Kuroi, which is just 'black' in Japanese...

FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/563676/ (Here's the link to my fictionpress)

Quotes are Fun...

The fearless are merely fearless. Those who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.

If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.

"We cannot choose how we begin our lives, but we can have the courage to take the final step." - Fearless

It's interesting to see that intentions and deeds are often strangers.

Perhaps the farthest part of the sky is clearest, so we may always strive to reach it. - Rurouni Kenshin

It's strange to see that people talk constantly, but they never say a single thing.

They cannot cage my soul for she has freed it.

It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend.

"She was too bubbly and I'm just too horny. It wouldn't work out."

"What time is it?... ITS TIME TO GET SEXY!! XDDD"

Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.

If you say gullible really slowly, it sounds like lemons. XD

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!"

"Its a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that..."

If life hads you an apple, they've run out of lemons.

I have a Karaoke CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.

... hmmm...impossible iz nuthin...cuz nuthinz impossible...itz the possibilitiez tht make all the possiblez impossible...wich iz impossible itself... O_o?

"If we bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass desruction on our hands." - Eclipse

What were they thinking when they made M&Ms Minis? Did someone just bite into an M&M and think, "Ya know...I just can't finish this."

SuBliminal messages are sOo popular right noW; though The credit Obviously goes to ME.

じゃくにくきょうしょく。　（Weak, meat, strong, eat.) - Japanese proverb

はなよりだんご。　（Dango over flowers.) - Japanese proverb

さるもきからおちる。　（Even monkeys fall from trees.) - Japanese proverb

くるしいたたかいだった。(It was a difficult fight.) - Roy, SSBM

しんのたたかいは、これからだ。(The true fight is after this.) - Roy, SSBM

まもるべきもののために、まけられない。- (For those whom I must protect, I cannot lose.) - Roy, SSBM

みな！みていてくれ！！（Everyone, look at me!!)　- Marth, SSBM, SSBB

こんかいはぼくのかちだね？　（This time, it was my victory, isn't it?) - Marth, SSBM, SSBB

きょうもいきのびることができた。(I was able to survive today as well.) - Marth, SSBM, SSBB

ぼくはまけるわけにはいかないんだ。(There's not way I can lose!!) - Marth, SSBM, SSBB

I fight for my friends. - Ike, SSBB

I got these from Teioke Sheay's profile!! (No, this is not a quote)

"I care... sorta... not really..."

" It's almost like we know what we're doing. "

" Hey ! That almost makes sense.."

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is I know nothing... - Socrates

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that study: Duh.

I am realistic - I expect miracles.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

For fast acting relief try slowing down.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Though friendship is not quick to burn, it is explosive stuff.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.”

"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing."

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield

“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.” could be implying 1 of 2 things...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.

When a crush crushes you a good friend will comfort you, but a best friend will go up to him and yell "It's because you're Gay, isn't it!!" in his face.

In retrospect, Blue's Clues isn't very educational. It teaches kids to talk to inanimate objects because they can and will talk back to you.

People are boring. They are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of your lives learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." -relatively low flying jets, that is

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeding to tell you exactly why it isn't."

And I got all these from DancingDragonBlaze's profile!!

"Just because I'm retarded doesn't mean I'm stupid!"

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Boys: can’t live with ‘em, and it’s illegal to shoot ‘em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you.

Mental Health is overrated.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

The road to success is always under construction.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

First law of science: don't spit into the wind.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football.

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I don’t need your attitude; I got one of my own.

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

“There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…”

I swear to drunk I’m not god!

Never say you don’t have a chance with someone when you haven't asked.

A best friend is someone who screams to you in the hallways, saying "I L0VE Y0U!!" not caring if anyone thinks they're a lesbian, just caring that you hear them every time.

"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Got Ramen?"

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

"I hear high school's easier the second time around."

"Satan's from canada!"

"He's a couple all by himself!"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."

"Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Never mess with guys wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"Mommy...What're those two boys doing?”

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

"Hm...So, you needed to rush away from me to go to a back alley. To sit in a puddle and freeze? Jesus, I didn't think being in my company was that bad."

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

I am a Sane person in an Insane World!

I'm not as think you dumb I am.

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems.

Copying and Pasting xDDD

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!
By Order of chelsea-chee

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
By Order of MelanieStar

There are only 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't ...

if you understood this then copy&paste this into your profile, demanded by none other than Teioke Sheay herself.

If your family has issues then you pass, if it doesn't then your a liar b/c over half the familys in the U.S. have family problems. If you feel and/or know this is true then copy and paste this into your profile demanded by Teioke Sheay.

If you are a sorry excuse for a person and just want to feel like your apart of something or are just plain bored out of your mind then copy&paste this into your profile. Demanded by Teioke Sheay herself who wrote this to see how many people would actually do that.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. (Nope!!) Copy and paste this just cause he's cute.

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Vimuku

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Neogirl2004, Vimuku (Bugs, disease, having no technology whatsoever, having no porn whatsoever, having no gay porn whatsoever, and celery)

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're tired of copying and pasting, copy and paste this in your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

BREAK

Didn't write the poem below!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!!

Story Status:

Updates in the Near Future: Orgy, Legends of Brawl, Antithesis, Resurrection, Illegal Tender

Updates... Sometime Soon...: Behind the Mask

Hiatus:

Complete: Don't Hurt Me, Abunai Ai, Broken, Fairy Tales, A First Time for Everything, Hax0rz, Musician

Discontinued: Fallen, Forbidden Love, Underground

Notice Corner (This is where I make random notices...):

6/11/09: Hello, everyone! Long time, no see! Um, let's see, Hax0rz is finally finished! Woohoo, so I'll be able to focus more on the other stories, like Antithesis, and I believe I'll be able to wrap up Orgy in a few more chapters. And after that, I have two Naruto fics planned, but I'm starting to give up on one of them. But we'll see where that goes. So, uhm, onto some other news! Is everyone excited for summer break (Unless, of course, you're already on summer break...)? I definitely am, NO MORE SCHOOL! How great is that? So hopefully, I'll find the motivation to write soon, and update a little faster than the snail's pace I've been going at. Thanks for all your patience!

どことなくそのかなしそうなかおのきっとあしたにはわすれきえる - The sadness on my face will probably be gone tomorrow

いつからだろうこんあにひとみがしんだのわ - When did my eyes become dead?

むいみにいきつづけうたうおれはいったいあすになにがある？- What is waiting for me tomorrow as I sing and live without meaning?

へやでひとりこどうをかなでさけぶ - Alone in my room my heartbeat screams

Don't kid yourself and don't fool yourself - Don't kid yourself and don't fool yourself

I am addicted to the perceived fate - I am addicted to the perceived fate

しがみついたうんめいにおれわひとり - Alone, I linger on to this destiny

Don't kid yourself and don't wound yourself - Don't kid yourself and don't wound yourself

こえころしてめをふさいでやみにおぼれてさまよって - Kill the voice, close the eyes, drown in the darkness, roam around

もうすがらない - I won't depend on anyone anymore

こえころしてめをふさいでやみにおぼれてさまよって - Kill the voice, close the eyes, drown in the darkness, roam around

えいりなきみのこえをむねに - I'll keep your keen voice inside me

すべてをやみに - All in darkness

やまないあめやまないおとやまないきず - Unstoppable rain, unstoppable sound, unstoppable scar

やまないあいやまないうたを - Unstoppable love, unstoppable song

もうとまられないから - Because I can't stop it anymore

もうたえられないから - Because I can't handle it anymore

こえころしてめをふさいでやみにおぼれてさまよって - Kill the voice, close the eyes, drown in the darkness, roam around

もうすがらない - I won't depend on anyone anymore

こえころしてめをふさいでやみにおぼれてさまよって - Kill the voice, close the eyes, drown in the darkness, roam around

えいりなきみのこえをむねに - I'll keep your keen voice inside me

すべてをやみ - All in darkness

はれはれしいあさよひにくに。。。おはよう - It's such an irony on this bright day... Good morning...

Kodou by Dir en Grey

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

"Men prefer looks to brains because most men can see better than they can think."

"Adam came first-but men usually do."

"Time waits for no one."