Name: POGE or PimpedOutGreenEars, my real name is classified

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight

I really have no life so I've decided to write a few things about me and my writing here:

I'm not that great of a writer. Ideas fly into my head but somehow they never come out the way they're supossed to, and alot of the time my chapter storys get mind raped(It means your good ideas somehow turn around and you land your storys into a shit whole and the story, or at least the chapter are screwed up and you really can't fix it because that's the only idea you have).

My passion is slash, and while I love alot of Het pairings, I just prefer it. I happened to stumble upon some slash when I was 14(Yes I know young age) and I was like, "Why I have I been reading stuff that spends 3 hours describing boobs and clits, when I could be reading stuff just about guys?" and the rest was history.

I really don't like to read femslash, however once in a blue moon I've been known to read it. I guess it just doesn't apeal to me.

I really can't spell and I often don't proof read things as well as I should. I also have plain bad grammer in general. I rely on spell check for all of my stories and as far as forums and my profile, you'll be lucky if half of this stuff is spelled right.

I've been involved in alot of fandoms like: Harry Potter, Teen Titans, South Park, and latly Total Drama Island. And those are just the fandoms I've wrote storys for, although not all of those storys have been posted(Alot of them never will be). I guess I'm just mentioning this because I've been known to move on, which is always sad for me. I'll be typing out a chapter story and then all of a sudden I stumble on to a diffrent fandom and the old one seems boring. I've got 3 halfwritten Harry Potter storys, 6 Teen Titans storys, and 4 South Park storys(Currently I'm still into TDI so no storys gone to waste yet). It's just really sad to not be able to write or enjoy some fandoms anymore, and it really sucks to waste so much time typing a story out that you really don't have the heart to finish.

I'm also looking for a beta if anyone is or knows a good beta!

What's coming next:

As of now I'm hard at work on 'Playing Pretend Just Got a Lot Gayer' with 'Once Upon a Dream' being my secondary story (Story mainly used to give me a break from my main one).

After I finish 'Once Upon a Dream' I plan on diving back into the South Park fandom (Lord help us) by writing a CraigxTweek fic called 'What Comes First' (Name subject to change due to suckieness).

Once one of those two stories is finished (I have no clue how long that will take), I plan on pursueing a story in the TDA relm called 'Love Mega Bytes' which I've had three chapters written out since Chrismas break of 08.

After that I don't know which story I'll pursue next. Of course in between these storys there is likly to be a few onshots, maybe a two, or three shot. What's important to remember is that this is just an outline of my plan; if I stuck to plans I'd still be neck deep in SP storys right now!

Up Coming Story Summaries:

'What Comes First' - Craig Tucker is a ladies man, more like a God! There's no girl he can't have, well, until you get Queen Bee, Bebe, into the mix. Bebe is not only sick of Craig treating the South Park girls like crap, but of getting ditched for Tweek. Now Bebe has a plan to make Craig choose- What comes first? Popularity and all the girls he can handle, or his coffee addicted best friend, Tweek Tweak. CraigxTweek

'Love Mega Bytes' - Noah's computer is destroyed and his only chance of fixing it is Cody. While Cody is at Noahs crazyness insues, but what do you expect with his stoner sister and rowdy twin brothers? CodyxNoah

-More summaries coming soon! Stay posted!

Favorite Couples(Favorite ship in the fandom is in italics) :

RavenxBeastboy

StarfirexRobin

CraigxTweek

StanxKyle

CartmanxKyle

CodyxNoah

IzzyxNoah

TrentxCody

Least Favorite Couples:

RavenxRobin

CyborgxRaven

StanxKenny

KylexKenny

HeatherxNoah

NoahxKatie

CodyxBeth

OCxAnything that's not another OC

Any couples not mentioned are probably couples that I'll read, but that I don't jump up and down about, or throw things at the computer.

I will still read and give suggestions on storys with couples I don't like.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

1-Gwen

2-Cody

3-Lindsey

4-Noah

5-Trent

6-Duncan

7-Izzy

8-Courtney

9-Lashawna

10-Justin

11-Owen

12-Eva

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, but that'd be different.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah, so very hot, in a 'I'm in the closet' sort of way.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Courtney would sue and Eva would kill her, lol.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, but i don't read them often.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

It'd be cute to a point.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Lol, neither, but if I had to choose I'd say 5/9.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She'd video tape the whole thing, lol.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

She was hot, he was hot, so they figured, why not?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I bet there is.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Us crazys stick together.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Trent just cheated on Gwen with Cody, who was dating Noah. So Noah and Gwen decide to give it all to eachother.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't have a friends list. :( But if I did they would.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I have no such list!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I don't know since I don'thave a list, but I know it's the best slash 3 people thing in the TDI fandom!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I look so hot!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bad boy. It'dinvolve her feelings about Duncan.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Crack ahoy!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Let me show you how a real man would kiss your ear.

Things I hate:

OC's getting involved with a main character.

Characters acting OOC.

I'll add more later, till then.

-POGE