Yeah, so I don't do anything here except for waste time and Read and Review. If someone happens to stumble onto this profile (no idea why), let it be known that I don't write stories. Well, I do, but I don't see myself posting any at any point in time. You see, I am a horrible procrastinator, and if I were to write anything that required more than one chapter... well, people would hate me. So really, the only reason why you'd be here would be for my favorites (there are a bunch- I should probably raise the bar a bit)

Bear in mind that I am a yaoi fan through and through, so if that's not for you- don't look into my favorites, 'kay?

All of my faves are either Naruto or Kingdom Hearts stories.

If you'd like... well... I geuss there's some interesting shit on this profile. Read on.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Megumi15, iodized salt

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side- we have cookies.

(interesting bit here: someone once told me that the good side has weed, so yanno, I'd prefer to stay neutral- that way you can take bribes from both sides)

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

All this stolen with love from Megumi15. Go there now!

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Quotes found from all over:

"There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damn lies & statistics"

"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers."

"Friend: someone who likes you even after they know you."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

"To err is human, to forgive...$5.00"

"Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!"

"Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Math is like sex, you see. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope to god you don’t multiply"

"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."

(the rest are ones happily taken from Chalie911. Go there now- run like the wind, my little similes!!)

"all stressed out and no one to choke."

"silent is golden, duck-tape is silver."

"reality is a nice place, but i wouldn't want to live there."

"don't criticize my mess unless you like to become part of it."

"don't unpset me i'm running out of place to hide the bodies"

"i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it"

"Everything I need to know I learn from the people in my basement."

"respect, money, power...the three things I don't have"

"Tact: for people not witty enough for sarcasm."

"My doctors said I was a walking abortion."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"I use to have a handle on life then it broke."

"The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me."

"Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing.

"Sometime reading is good, I say reading is knowledge, knowledge, is power, power is corruption, corruption is a crime, and crime is doesn't pay you. so if you read you'll be broke."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate, and i can picture attacking that world cause they never expect it."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."

"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."

"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"

"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."

"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."

Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes

"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"

Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive

"You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it."

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."

"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."

"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when I finally get it"

"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."

"I lusted a boy. he lusted me. we both died of AIDs. the end."

"When caught between two evils, chose the one you know best."

"Some people like happy endings, some are realistic."

"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."

"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."

"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"

"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"

"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Don't think of it as being outnumbered; think of it as a wide target selection."

"Don't think of it as theft. Think of it as a creative augmentation of your operational capabilities."

"Q: How many mines does it take to close a harbor to strategic shipping?" "A: NONE. It simply takes the threat of mines to do so..."

"Contact, a word, perhaps like no other that defines the dividing line between strategy and tactics."

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."

"All warfare is based on deception"

"Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass"

"Live good, lie even better."

"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."

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"You'll live. Only the best get killed." - Charles de Gaulle

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs." - Charles de Gaulle

"Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first." - Charles de Gaulle

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles de Gaulle

-Charles de Gaulle makes me giggle...

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One day you will come to me and ask "What's more important: your life or mine?"
I will say "mine" and you will walk away never knowing you are my life...

People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.

Life is not waiting for the storm to pass,
But learning to dance in the rain.

If you want me to fall for you, you got to give me something worth tripping over.

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker."—Anonymous

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."—Neil Gaiman

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"I fear the presence of the outsiders will attract those of whom we do not speak."
" But if you talk about those of whom we do not speak, have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk?"
"Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking...about. "--Scary Movie 4

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm sorry I gave you
herpies type two.

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People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.

I need alcohol. There are brain cells that are going to remember tonight and I want them dead.

I know what you're thinking and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I used to have super human powers, but my therapist took them away

No ones perfect. Well... there was this one guy.. But we killed him.

Pain is created when the brain recieves more stimuli than it can process. Pleasure is reaching the brink of this. So, stop screaming. Your brain just doesnt know youre enjoying this yet.

Normal is just a setting on a washing machine...

"...if I was really as crazy as you say, then I would be locked up in a loony bin. As you see, this is not the case. If...I'm sorry, can you help me? My nose itches and this straitjacket is on a little tight..."

I'm tough, ambitious and know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

I haven't seen anyone killed and I have yet to kill anyone. I have shown great restratint.

"A friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'Damn!...but that was fun!'"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."

I think of lying as creative "truth-making".

Depression is anger without enthusism.

The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

(I think these ones were stolen from Seto's Darkness... I'll have to check, but even if that's not who I stole them from, go there anyway. 'cause I said so.)

People always say best friends will
trade the icky green popcicle for
the yummy pink one, but that's not
true, because my best friends say
fuck you just eat the damn thing.

If you want to learn more about paranoids, follow them around.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
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I lurve quotes...

-smiles-