Eh... Hi everyone !

Moi kaikki! Kiva jos täällä joku suomalainen sattuu käymään...

So... about me. I'm eighteen, Finnish, a pathetic yaoi fangirl who I adores a lot of hot (and disturbing, psycopathic, sociopathic, antisocial, self-destructive, immoral, indifferent or cold-hearted) guy characters and really doesn't like school (highschool sucks ass).

I have long light brown hair (I hate the colour, I wanna dye it), my eyes are the colour of shit (okay, maybe not, they're grey with light brown, looking something like green), my skin hasn't seen the sun properly for about three/four years (that's an understatement, really)... Honestly, I have no idea why you'd want to know what I look like, so let's leave it...

I don't like to be up during the day, I prefer the night, darkness is so pretty and soothing (and I get to be alone, which I love doing... being... whatever).

I'm clumsy, I'm slow and I'm clueless about many obvious things. In short, I'm a person to whom screwing up comes naturally.

My mom says I'm manipulative, I don't know why. She also says I have a way with the words. It might be because she's so easy to dominate whenever we argue. She says my tongue is very sharp when I get mad or want to get a point across.

I'm angsty and it's pathetic, I know, and I'm hyper as well when I'm around my friends. Always motioning, swinging and stumbling around. People seldom understand what I'm trying to tell them and I highly suspect their mental health if they actually do. All in all, I'm an odd, a random kind of person. I'm weird, but who isn't? I find everybody weird in some way (even/especially the Dursleys).

I love reading and writing (especially poems). I'm somewhat good at drawing, and I did not hear it from people who can't even draw a sun. One doesn't have to look at my drawings and lie that they are good (I'd be so embarrased if I ever got into that kind of situation). They're not super amazing (like some people's drawings I know), but not awfully bad either. And I'm not trying to brag or be all self-absorbed.

Music that I like... hmm... Well, I like Dir en grey, D'espairsRay, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Plastic Tree, Spitz, Vidoll and many, many more j-rock bands... some j-pop as well but I can't recall them right now... Anime and other movie OSTs are entertaining as well. I also like Marilyn Manson, The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Divinyls, Shakira (her voice, mainly), Tori Amos, Dresden Dolls, Scissior Sisters, Linkin Park and HIM. I used to adore Ville Valo. Some other Finnish bands I like are Apulanta, Kwan, Zen Cafe and PMMP.

My favourite voice artists! They are Paku Romi (she's so pretty and sings so well, I'm a fan), Ishida Akira and Takeuchi Junko. Oh, and I also like Ogata Megumi.

I have too many animes and mangas (especially) that I like to start counting them here, but for example... ahem:

Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Blood, Black Lagoon, Ouran High School Host Club, Jigoku Shoujo, Air Gear, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Rurouni Kenshin, Magic Knight Rayearth, Hellsing, Bleach (Kurosaki Ichigo is truly the champion of all Gary Stues in the world, but he's cool when he's being badass), Gankutsuou, Beck, Witch Hunter Robin, Samurai Champloo, Tales of the Abyss, Code Geass, and the list goes on...

Mangas (and manhwas) that I like (doesn't include manga versions of those mentioned above):

Model (the art is just amazing), Alichino (the art is the best I've seen), Mars, Gravitation, Demon Diary, Inuyasha, Basilisk, Death Note, Suikoden III, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Angel Sanctuary, Basara, Hana-Kimi (the tv drama was great!! it was so funny), Red River (gotta admit... it's a guilty pleasure), Monster, Let Die, Confidental Confessions... etc... etc... etc...

...and many, many more. I just can't remember them right now. I have a bad memory.

My life revolves around my computer (and my manga-shelf) and I'm a no-life loser. I like pervy stuff. And I love lemons. YAOIIIII!!

And yes, I am very annoying. I beat myself up about it everyday. But it can't be helped, I was born a mentally challenged, self-distructive idiot, and I whole-heartedly blame the genes. Tch. Tough luck.

My fave parings:

Naruto x Gaara (or the other way around)

Neji x Hinata (it's NOT incest god-damn it!! (and even if it is) I won't admit it's wrong, cousins can get married (at least in Finland)) (April 6th 07: sadly I have to admit it really is incest now... I never thought about it before, but today I was writing and suddenly I realized that their fathers were twins! meaning they're more like half siblings than cousins. I want to cry...) (I WILL IGNORE IT DAMN IT!!)

Yukimura x Saizo (absolutely love this) (SDK)

Rosiel x Katan (angel smut, yummy) (Angel Sanctuary)

Kaworu x Shinji (Evangelion)

Yuber x Albert (delicious...) (Suikoden III)

Matt x Mello

Light x L (Death Note)

Ichigo x Ichigo's Hollow (it's weird, I know...)

Byakuya x Renji (I honestly don't know why...)

Ulquiorra x Orihime (an odd couple, but I like it) (BLEACH)

Some things I don't like (in general):

Uchiha Someone-Shoved-A-Stick-Up-My-Ass Sasuke, onions (except garlic), my brother 'cause he's a jerk (but when he's not, he's okay), vain people who don't understand what's really important in life, bullies, writer's block, smoking (it's not good for your health! whatever... do what you want... all my relatives who aren't minors smoke (and even some of the minors do)), cleaning, cooking, when my dog shits on the carpet, when she vomits on the carpet, when she pees on it, when I'm bored (I'm not always bored when I have nothing to do), giant diamond jewelry all rappers wear (okay not all), animals on heat, the fact that magical powers and mythical creatures don't exist (at least I have never stumbled across any) and other things I can't remember. Actually, I just said one; I hate it when I can't remeber (except when it's convenient for me, like when I'm supposed to clean my room or something).

And that's that! I'm sure you're all very bored by now, sorry for being a bitch and a bother.

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