| Laughing Bandit D Royale |
Author has written 2 stories for Devil May Cry, and Bleach. Yo, ppl! Profile Gender: Female Occupation: Student Aspiration: To be a psychiatrist Philosophy: To be who I want to be, is infinitely more difficult than being the one you want me to be. -The world has two kinds of people: Idiots and people who think they aren't idiots but are in fact, actually idiots.- Fav. anime/manga/graphic novels (comic)/ movies / books that I obsessed over Batman, Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Dazzle, Devil May Cry, Tactics, Fables, Sandman, Lucifer, Demon Flowers, Labyrinth, Jing: King of Bandits, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock Holmes( i love em all) Problem with me is that I get obsessed too fast. When I'm obsessed, I want to know everything about it. So I get bored pretty fast too, cos it get boring. With knowledge comes power... and boredom. :p So it's rare for me to really have this long lasting interest in anything particular. Fav. Pairings Actually... I don't really mind anything? 99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you are on the dark side (Where the cookies and milk are), copy and paste this to your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlight,copy this onto your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile. Random Quotes from fanfics: You might not get it, so ya should reli read the fics i took it from. "Slap him in a robe, give him a staff and call the man Moses, " Iruka, Stranger Situations -Naruto- “Trigonometry? How about I teach an easy way to remember? Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Orgasmic Areas.” Hibari, Trigonometry -Katekyo Hitman Reborn- "“What is a door?” Kakashi asked in the most philosophically expansive way he could muster. “A door is but a window with locks.”" Kakashi, The road less travelled by -Naruto- “I do not normally look much of anything, including surprised,” Gaara, the road less travelled by -Naruto- "Attention old people, students, and ghosts" Edward, Ed Elric and the Triwizard Tournament -FMA/HP- "Grading papers, writing reports, fighting evil. And all this before breakfast" Edward, Alchimie -FMA/HP- "A Life Filled With Love Has Many Thorns But A Life Without Love Has No Roses" Summary, I Hope You Dance -Harry Potter- “Rumour is a marvellous thing.” Harry Potter, Rumor is a Marvellous Thing -Harry Potter- "There are no heroes in war, only the survivors, the dead, and the enemy." Summary, Retribution -Naruto- "Jealousy, thy name is grand!" Chapter title, Sakura Addiction -Katekyo Hitman Reborn- "Dead. Robins." Mxyzptlk, Old School -Batman- “I am a fox chasing a carriage, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things.” Naruto, The Dark Knight -Naruto- "Goddamn you Doumeki men and your honor" Watanuki, Doumeki Honor -xxxHolic- "Because bread is like, well, bread is like sex." Urahara, Let Me Count The Ways -Bleach- "It took a while, even the drunken Yukimura hesitating at doing such acts, but he soon held Masamune’s ((AMAZINGLYPOWERFULSWORDOFLIGHT!!)) manhood in his sweaty fingers." A Lesson for the Young Tiger -Sengoku Basara- "Because like Eve, he had tasted the apple—he had tasted Heine-- and would do anything for another bite." Badou, Taste -Dogs- "Have a good cry over it with Molly the mouse and Kitty the keyboard and Susy the screen. Just don't forget your tears might kill them." Hikaru, Stepping Stones -Hikaru No Go- "It’s official. The big man created my life to be his own personal entertainment didn’t he? I bet he’s up there right now looking at a list and saying ‘let’s see who hasn’t fucked with Naruto this week shall we?’ Fucking cock-sucking bastard" Naruto, A Prisoners Silence -Naruto- “I know, but I heard incest was the next big thing.” Temari, Naruto Hitman for Hire -Naruto- “Images I really don’t need in my crowded perverted mind.” Naruto, Naruto Hitman for Hire -Naruto- "what never had a beginning…cannot have an end, can it" Roy, Full Circle -Fullmetal Alchemist- "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours; if not…it was never meant to be" Roy, Full Circle -Fullmetal Alchemist- "like dying, like breathing, like living." Edward, Tears and Rain Epilogue -Fullmetal Alchemist- "For every second that you touched him, for every moment that you hurt what is mine, I am going to make you fucking burn" Roy, Tears and Rain -Fullmetal Alchemist- "Smudged eyeliner." Roy, Little Lambs -Fullmetal Alchemist- “There’s something to be said for fixing things that can be fixed rather than banging your head against things you can’t.” Ian, Someplace safe -Numb3rs- Not found on fanfic.net "Welcome to the wonderful world of black operations. Enjoy your stay, 'cause we charge by the day." Naruto, Operator -Naruto- “TROJAN BUNNY!!” Naruto, Roku Naruto -Naruto- “Hey, I’m just your friendly neighbourhood sniper-god. I’m here to help.” Ian, Notepad series -Numb3rs- “You… don’t know where your towel is?” Naruto, Cutting the Deck -Naruto- "fingers tangle in wet golden locks as the wings of a flaming raven come to rest in murder by murder on top of the soaking sun." Bath Of Roses -Fullmetal Alchemist- “I got some friends, who have friends, who have friends who sleep with their friends.” Ian, Worried -Numb3rs- Not found on fanfic.net “Whips and chains are for amateurs Don. Pros use silk.” Charlie, Amaeurs and Pros -Numb3rs- Not found on fanfic.net "I put two and two together and I ended up with four.” Tsunayoshi, Heir of Vongola -Katekyo Hitman Reborn- “Elephants aren’t green with yellow spots and cows do not fly.” Sarah, So My Daughter's Boyfriend is a Goblin King -Labyrinth- “I’m sorry, I’ve contracted ‘I don’t care’. Shut up” Naruto, Roku Naruto -Naruto- “Damn my ineffable personal attractiveness and darn good looks” Sarah, The Making of a Queen -Labyrinth & Harry Potter- "Was there a guide freely distributed by Voldemort to all of his Death Eaters? A sort of ’How to get the world to hate you in 10 easy steps’ or ’The subtle Art of being a Snarky bastard’ by T.M. Riddle maybe?" Sarah, The Making of a Queen -Labyrinth & Harry Potter- “Many blessings for a healthy sexual life, may you both have many orgasms. Oh and also children. Have lots of kids. Kids are good. Keep fresh blood in the populat-“ I have no idea who said it, but someone did; A Ring in the Hand -Labyrinth- "An experience so horrific that it has featured in most of your sex fantasies ever since" Sarah's 'voice', My Fine Feathered Friend -Labyrinth- "They’d cross that bridge when they came to it, burn it down and then laugh at the ashes." Luffy, You Go With Me -One Piece- "Sex wasn't love, it was more of an extra curricular activity, like hockey, or soccer" Naruto, Dirty Pretty Things -Naruto- "If he was the representation of love love then cupid was a whore not a cherub." Naruto, A Meeting of Souls -Naruto- “Riding the Rainbow Train with a one-way ticket to AIDS” Haine & Bandou, Dogs: the Drabbles -Dogs: Bullets and Carnage- “No. I’m actually the reincarnation of a God. Retired. Hi,” Tsuna, The Mafia Wants You! -Katekyo Hitman Reborn- "Almost like a fool in the rain." Date, Of Rocks and Rain -Sengoku Basara- "Because she is still too young and he is already too tired." Katara, Tempest in a Teacup -Avatar: Last Airbender- "Tragedy, doctor, is misfortune falling upon oneself. Comedy is misfortune falling upon somebody else" Irene, A Lady's Touch -Sherlock Holmes- "Never is a promise. And you could not afford to lie." Holmes, Never is a Promise -Sherlock Holmes- "I'm sure you know that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'barrier method' of some kind can kill you." "I have a shotgun, a shovel, and a lot of land. Do not mess with me." France, daddy's Dating Rules -Axis Powers Hetalia- "But do not lie to me. I may an old nation with the only thing keeping me alive are my arguments with mon amour,but on issues relating to my former colony, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe Gilbert." France, daddy's Dating Rules -Axis Powers Hetalia- "I'm an evil mass murderer of the genocide kind… I've been tested; I take allergy medication every twelve hours. I'm fucking fine. Now go… Do what fish do best…" Itachi, 両刃の剣 Double Edged Sword -Naruto- "You know how the bad guys always wear black, right? And practising the dark arts is a bad thing and the light side is the good guys. Smith is the person who makes smithy things, so is being called blacksmith some kind of moralist statement?" Naruto, Uprooted -Naruto- "Then I will take you shopping after our practice and I will show you the wonders of the thong," Gai, Koudoukou: Fool's Gold -Naruto- "Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." Tsuna, The Mafia Wants You! -Katekyo Hitman Reborn- "Because Clay. Anyone can touch a penis. A penis doesn't really mind if there isn't permission because, hey, at least it's getting some action. You always ask permission before touching a vagina...otherwise it's rape and that is frowned upon. Please don't rape my vagina, Clay." Jensen, Don't start none -Losers- Not found on fanfic.net "Jeesus, Coug! Are you trying to give me a heart attack? Because I'll tell ya, you were this close to having to CPR my sexy dead ass back to the land of the living. Is it really too much for me to ask you to give some warning before you creep up behind a guy? Maybe a verbal greeting? Dirt crunching underneath your boot? The swish of your luxurious hair in the wind?" Jensen, Hell Hath No Fury -Losers- Not found on fanfic.net “Eppes, you ever pull a stunt like this with him again and I will shoot you.” Ian, Oops! -Numb3rs- Not found on fanfic.net “It means I belong on that list, the list with all those people who give everything they have of themselves and then some. I should have a medal, a ceremony and a key to some hippy kingdom for what I put up with for you.” Cougar, Thank you Jesus and you too elephants -Losers- Not found on fanfic.net "In that secret fucking spot that wasn’t so fucking secret anymore since Coug took it upon his self discover, pillage and place his Spanish flag there months upon months ago." Jensen, Thank you Jesus and you too elephants -Losers- Not found on fanfic.net “Shh, my pretty Jensen, no need to cry to Jesus, when your god is right here.” Cougar, Thank you Jesus and you too elephants -Losers- Not found on fanfic.net “No, he’s not going anywhere, especially after that stunt. I’d say you’re Royally Screwed pal. With a capital R and S … and a lowercase p, just for good grammar.” Jensen, Compromised -Losers- "Because he's my new lover and we were about to have hot steamy sex in my living room." Snape, Promises of Forever -Harry Potter- "So my son is, missing? Dead? Alive? Female? Brunette? Gay? SomeBODY BETTER START GIVING ME FACTS AND I MEAN NOW, I WANT MY SOOOOON!" Kagome, Letters of Misfortune -Inu-Yasha/Yu Yu Hakusho- "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with, say, no clothes for example or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion...in case you were interested..." Shaun, Bleeding Effect of Passion -Assassin's Creed- "If one can't reason with God, one has to go card playing with the Devil." Allen, Exorcists -D. Gray Man- "Love is being asked “why?” and being only able to respond with because he was he and I was I." Spock, Aftertaste -Star Trek Quotes that people said: "A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt “The aim of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” General Patton (WWII) "Cry me a river. I still won't give a fucking damn." Me. "When all else fails, use the DBS MASTER card to bribe your way through." I was crazy abt the credit card thing? "Reborn is a rapist!" My friend when we were talking abt reborn pairings. XD "Sally!" "I"M NOT SALLY!" My friend kept on calling me that. And I'm really not sally. "Heroes only exist as long as people remember." Me being melancholic after reading history. "When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them." "Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak." "Though a path may be deviant, none is ever wrong." "What doesn't kill you, Kills you later." me "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch them wonder how you did it." Emm likes this quote. "No one will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy." "It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all." "Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit," Edward R. Murrow "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. But a bronze coin will make everything better!" Me. "It ain't over till it's over. And even after that, ya still got a shit load of bull to deal with." "If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had." I. F. Stone "Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it." David Sedaris "There will always be a flicker of truth in every lie, because in every person exists a different belief. A different reality." Me. "Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy." Lauren Bacall "Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?" Virginia Woolf "An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." Aldous Huxley "Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off." "Never get into an argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." "Don’t piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." "In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the heck do people still tell me to have a nice day?" "Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?" "A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen." "Too much sanity may be madness. And the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be!" Miguel De Cervantes "God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." Neil Gaiman "If you're going through hell, keep walking." Winston Churchill “Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” Jack London "When gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers." Oscar Wilde Random Note: I find it kind of sad that I'm losing interest in anime/manga already. Though i'm focusing more on games and movies, it's still quite sad. :( Join The LIFE SUCKS SOCIETY!! I have a friend called crescentinthedarkness, pls read her fanfics! I have a friend called emm297, pls read her fanfics! 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1. Te quiero con todo mi corazón reviewsThe heart is like a mirror. It reveals what you want to see. And breaks just as easily. Hitsu/OCBleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-09 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete2. Nothing But Memories » reviews"Goodbyes are always the hardest." Nero whispered, about to step out of the door just as Dante grabbed his wrist. "Then don't go." DantexNero slight yaoi ON HIATUS.Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 6-28-08 - Dante & Nero