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Hello all.

My past fics aren't something to boast about, so I've practically deleted a few things that look like shit stains on the fabric of my writings.
Worthy of mention is my first ever fanfiction; a disgusting KakashixOC fic that contained THE dreaded mary-sue and an irrelevant 'romantic' title.
When I read over my old stories, I weep and suppress the urge to claw my eyes out and put them in a sandwich to feed an unsuspecting homeless man.

Now that I've successfully weirded you out, I'll congratulate you for making it this far.

Currently, I'm working on yet another KakashixOC to compensate for my previous mistake and holy crap, people must avoid this pairing like the plague.
Though there have been a few rather more decent and well-received ones out there found on my favourites... I don't even know how to finish this sentence.

Yes, I write in British English because I live in Australia where everyone says "G'day, mate," ride in kangaroos' pouches as a means of transportation, have koalas as pets in the backyard and put shrimps on the barbie every single weekend.
By the way, we don't call them shrimps, we call them prawns. And I'm Chinese. Woo.
Are all Americans fatasses from eating fast food five days a week and completely idiotic? Does the whole of USA have coyotes and bald eagles roaming around everywhere?
...actually, don't answer that.

And for the love of whatever deity/ies you believe in, READ THE FUCKING GUIDELINES.

My favourite characters are:

Absolute Boyfriend; Soshi
Bleach; Kenpachi, Kisuke, Grimmjow
Bokura ga Ita; Takeuchi
Bus Gamer; Nobuto
Cowboy Bebop; Jet, Spike
Dogs; Mihai
Doubt; Hajime
Fruits Basket; Hatori, Shigure, Hatsuhara
Gunslinger Girl; Triela, Hilshire
I"s; Itsuki, Jun
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!; Gokudera, Dr. Shamal, Lal Mirch
Kiss; Goshima, Tamaki, Ryuu
Kuroshitsuji; Sebastian
Lucky Star; Izumi
NANA; Yasu, Nana O., Ren, Nobu
Naruto; Kakashi, Shikamaru, Hidan, Kisame, Asuma, Anko
One Piece; Zoro, Ace, Sanji, Smoker, Mihawk
Ouran High School Host Club; Mori, Kyoya
Skip Beat!; Ren, Yashiro, Kanae
Toradora!; Sumire, Kitamura

Harry Potter; Remus, Sirius, Fred and George

Dexter; Dexter, Angel, Doakes
Firefly; Wash, Jayne
House; Wilson, House, Thirteen, Lucas
Scrubs; Cox, Janitor, Ben
The Big Bang Theory; Sheldon, Leslie