Name: Ada Lovelace

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Eye Color: brown

Hair Color: red

Skin Tone: dark

My DREAM car!! http://media.photobucket.com/image/lamborghini20gallardo20nera20929/mini_ha_ha2/Lamborghini-Gallardo-Nera-929copy.jpg

Location: anywhere a 1000 miles away from u is good enough 4 me.

--WARNING: THE STATUSES ABOVE CHANGE WEEKLY SO YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY REAL AGE, NAME, HAIR COLOR, ETC. BUT IF I DECIDE TO REVEAL IT TO YOU, YOU MAY OR WILL NEVER KNOW!!--

ADVICE: When sick, stay away from the chicken and the wine... it might just end your life.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/736/736983/jordana-brewster-20061005010019121-000.jpg - this is Leticia "Letty" Puckett from my Alex Rider story, All These Lives.

~~Picture of Mac Tylor from The Long Shot pending~~

~~Link to Sam's dress from "The Kiss" malfunctioned... sorry!!~~

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Place the toilet paper wrapped mummy and the surprised koala to your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird!

Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have no idea why you're here, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Cross over to the dark side. (we have cookies and chocolate cake!)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

O lny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

xXxXx

Random Quote of the Week-

I can be Demi Lovato as the Statue of Libery! -poses as Statue of Liberty and grins widely-/ -"Waffles"

Random Thought Of The Week

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Random Song Stuck In My Head Of The Week-

Never USrrender - Skillet

xXxXx

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's,

I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go,

but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun

from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy

that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend,

that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister t

hat she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother

that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends

that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first

I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers

I won't show up for class

And never to forget this

and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me

no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others,

mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors

I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor

trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying

with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember

I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could

when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you don't think it's fair that Goofy being a dog gets to do everything from have a house and play golf with Mickey, to have a job but Pluto has to live outside and drink from a bowl, copy this into your profile.

If you dispise the fact that Nickelodeon is cancelling (or has already cancelled or is gonna cancel) one of your favorite shows, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you dance in public even when there's no music and all it does is get people to give you weird looks. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oh the irony...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wondered why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hasn't everybody wondered that?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

If you're half ghost copy this to your profile.

If you are pretty different from others copy this to your profile.

If you've ever laughed maniaclly for 3 hours for no reason copy this to your profile.

95 percent of kids would panic if someone called them a freak. If you would say what was your first clue copy this to your profile

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.

if you have ever broken your ankle from saying IM GOIN GHOST! and jumping from your roof copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you stinkin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

~~26 THINGS THAT A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO!~~

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence ...

4. Give you the remote control during the game .

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you .

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages .

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11... Never run out of love.

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious .

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious .

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally
like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 .

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each
others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor ...

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason .

26. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he
loves u that much to quit it.

I think That is SO sweet and just had to post it!

xXxXx

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects it has on you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet - "Nothing can harm us when God leads us". If you believe this, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped/hit yourself on the head with something for no reason, cope and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to scream that you hate/like someone to the world, copy and paste this in your priflie.

If you LOVE Greg Stier and thinks he is the FUNNIEST GUY ON THE PLANET(along with Zane) copy and past his into your profile!! (go d2s!!)

"80 percent of girls = snobs to them;" Is that an ego in your head? Either way, it's huge." Copy this into your profile if you are the 20 pecent that aren't snobs.

If you like filling your profile with the copy/paste thingys, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFLIE!!

If youve ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, cope and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing during a part in a movie that wasnt funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I
am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Whitney Brown: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

You say pink

I say black

You say Paris Hilton

I say Amy Lee

You say Zac Efron

I say Gerard Way

You say Pop

I say rock

You say I'm weird

I say I'm weird

Put this on your profile if you agree!

You're a 90's kid if: omg i'm such a 90's kid!

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
You've said "Whatever" to someone who disagreed with you...
You called a friend "Dude", not "Bro"...

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Adaizzle (?)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Grey Horse

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie McBride

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lovadlin

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Grey Water (tht actually sounds pretty cool!)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Dviawae (WHAT?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Caeli

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Leo

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Love (ok thts just... odd... this never leaves my proflie)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Grey Sword

Favorite Quotes From My Life:

Harley: Has anyone ever told you that you're mentally unstable?
Me: Yeah, every other day. Twice on Sunday!

Me: You evil, evil little elf!
Macayla: How can you say that!
Me: I put thoughts into words.
Macayla: -gasps- I am not mean!!
Me: According to Eugea you're a monster!
Macayla: -finds Eugea in the crowd- Hey Eugea! Don't you run away Eugea! You call me mean again, and I'll beat your face in!
Tabitha: Oh yeah, she's an angel.
Me: Eh, she tries. -we all walk away-

Sam: This is the best joke ever!!
Me: Yeah, all we have to do is look at your face. -looks and laughs-

Kayne: -After Mrs. K shakes Amy's hand- You might wanna wash your hands, Mrs. Kautzer.
-a few minutes later-
Mrs. K: -shakes Kayne's hand- Thank you very much sir!
Me: You might wanna wash your hands, Mrs. K.
Kayne: Shut up!
Me: -puts hands up and surrenders- Whatever!

Me: I may be an idiot... but I'm not stupid.
Tabitha: -scoffs- I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid!!

Emily: -about the book Scorpions- -we're studying for the test- Yeah, Randy is Jamal's brother was robbing a store and then he accidentally shot the Deli Robber...
Me: Uh... Emily? It was the deli owner, not the robber...
Emily: -stops- -laughs-

Mr. D: Okay. How are mammals and reptiles alike?
Bailee: -raises hand- Ooh! Ooh!
Mr. D: -sighs- Beetle...?
Bailee: Um... OH! They lay EGGS!!

Mr. D: Bailee, for the last time: HUMANS do NOT LAY EGGS!
Bailee: How else do they come out of there, they crawl??

Mr. Cox: Alright class, what is the weight of the world?
Girl: -thought he said What is the way to the world- Through your Mother.
Mr. Cox: Are you insulting my mother??

Emily: I thought you weren't going.
Me: There's pizza, I'm a tomboy, do the math!
-later-
Me: Why do you wanna go to Victoria's Secret, that store is like, complete insanity sauce!
Emily: There's makeup, I'm a girl, do the math!

Harley: Shut up!
Brendan: Why don't you come over here and make me?!
Harley: -gets up and puts him in a headlock- -squeezes his head-
Brendan: Alright Alright! I give!
Harley: -lets go of him-
Brendan: -runs away screaming-
Me: -turns to Harley- Like his therapist didn't have enough to deal with!

Beth: I can't stand oatmeal!
Me: -gasps- How could you not like oatmeal! It's OAT FREAKING MEAL!! I'm totally with you on that one though.

Matt Whittingham: We fake it to make it... but we shouldn't have to. --Fave Quote--

Favorite Quotes of TV Shows:

NCIS

Tony: Come on Iron Fist - hit me with your best shot.
McGee: Be careful, please, -Tony points to stomach- this is #14 the first appearance of Saber Tooth.
Tony: Haw! -hits magazine- Does that make you want to hit me?
McGee: It's really tempting. But I think I'm gonna pass. Maybe Ziva will do it.
Ziva: -walks in- Maybe Ziva will do what?
Tony: I've been working on my 6-pack - you know, abs.
Ziva: You and Abby have been drinking.
Tony: No, abdominals. No more beer for me. I've been training hardcore, hitting the core hard, make the core as hard as wood.
McGee: Yeah, to match your head.
Tony: Well, You're just afraid that if you hit me as hard as you could, it would feel as if I would be getting tickled with a feather. -McGee nods-
Ziva: I will take a swing at your six pack.
Tony: Well, it's more like a four pack, and i have this sort of long stubborn one down here, but nevermind. Do it.
McGee: As hard as she can.
Tony: As hard as YOU can.
McGee: That's how Houdini died.
Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible - I do not remember all of their names.
Tony: Okay, hold on. -breathes in- -grunts- Okay, I'm ready. -closes eyes and points head up-
Gibbs: Escaped mental patient.
McGee: exactly what I was thinking, Boss.
Gibbs: Bethesda Naval Hospital attacked and orderly. Busted up the place - let's go!
Tony: -grabs Ziva- Hey, come on I don't need a rescue give me your best shot. Right now.
Ziva: -prepares her fist punch style- HAW! -stops before she hits his stomach-
Tony: AHH!
Ziva: -laughs- Oh, yeah! -pats abs- Not bad! Not as good as Gibbs though. -pats cheek- -walks off-

Ziva: I just cannot believe they would try to throw us up like that!
McGee: Throw us off, Ziva, throw is off.
Ziva: Exactly!

Ziva: -kicks copier- DIE you stupid machine!

Nikki: -grabs clothes and shampoo-
Tony: Uh, what are you doing?
Nikki: I just got off of a plane; I need a shower.
Tony: Not gonna happen. We don't have time. Besides... -turns on faucet- -dirty water comes out-
Nikki: -grimaces-
Tony: ...Not even I would shower in that...

Ziva: Shikit bevakasha!
Tony: Oh, who is that, one of your comedian boyfriends?
Ziva: It is Hebrew... for SHUT UP!

Jenny: YOu can go. I'm staying... this, ends here.

Kate: So, what happened?
Tony: She broke into my apartment and filled my closet wtih dog crap.
Kate: Ha! I knew there was a reason why I liked her!
Tony: I still have her phone number. Maybe you two can get together sometime and boil rabbits or something. Kate: Not my style Tony, I would just shoot you.

GIbbs: -watching Tony and Kate argue- Why do I feel like a high school principal?

Gibbs: Did you run it-
Abby: Run it through AFIS?
Gibbs: Fiesty and psychic.
Abby: It's a killer combination!

Abby: Aaaah! Gibbs! Didn't your momma teach you not to sneak up on people?!
Gibbs: Obviously not.

Gibbs: I got your 911 Abs. What's up?
Abby: Ready to have your world rocked again?
Gibbs: I'm barely over the first time.

Gamal: Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried about his mental health.
Gibbs: I'm not all that interested with the mental health of people who want to kill me.

Gibbs: DiNozzo, what are you doing?
Tony: Just doin' a little research for Abby.
Gibbs: For Abby?
Tony: Well, maybe I'm serving two masters.
Gibbs: YOu're servin' one now.
Kate: How did you get into NCIS?
Tony: I smiled?

Jenny: Name.
Abby: Viggo Drantyev. You know like Viggo as in MOrtenson and Drantyev as in... Drantyev.

Tony: What is witht he Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF - they're all B's!
Gibbs: And I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS.

McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky.
Abby: I am a scientist McGee. Luck has noting to do with it and/or us.
McGee: Okay, then how do you explain something like Gibbs' gut?
Abby: Well, that's easy: Gibbs is lucky.
McGee: But... but you just said that-
Abby: He's not a scientist.

FBI Agent Carlson: YOu're under arrest.
GIbbs: For what?
FBI Agent Carlson: P--ing off the FBI.
GIbbs: Get used to it.

Commander Skinner: You're just gonna have to trust me Director.
Jenny: I don't know you well enough Commander.
Commander Skinner: We can fix that...
Jenny: -leans towards him- -low voice- Look, you can cut the charm. Higher ranking, richer and definitely better looking men have tried that on me and didn't get very far. Now, I can't speak for you Commander, but I can tell you that I didn't get where I am just because of my looks, So get your eyes off me and put some one that ship...

Tony: Well, something must have been pretty dang scary to leave this delicious looking... what is this?
McGee: Don't ask me. And that's not a request that's a command...

McGee: -groans-
Tony: -steadys McGee on wall- Steady Probie!
McGee: -sigh- Don't tell that to me, tell that to my stomach...
Tony: -bends down to McGee's stomach- Steady Probie Stomach!
Ziva: I would not stand there if I were you...
Tony: -stands back up- That's a good point... wouldn't wanna compromise the crime scene.
McGee: -stares-

Ducky: So this is our crime scene.
GIbbs: If there was a crime...

Gibbs: Always suspect the spouse...
Ducky: Speaking from personal experience Jethro?
Abby: Which is why I'm NEVER GETTING MARRIED...

Tony: I was just gonna tousle your hair... sometimes it makes you smile...

Ziva: Oh, COME ON! You never overheard ONE conversation, ONE argument, about what's LOCKED UP in there?!
Midas: That area's off limits, young lady!
Gibbs: -pushes Midas back down on stairs- Sit down! You WORK with these people, you SLEEP with these people, you LIVE with these people for months, but you CAN'T tell me what's in that room?!
Midas: ...that's where it is...

Lieutenant Ferris: It's not the virus that will kill you...

Tony: Hey Andy, I'll take scary movie that take place on ships for 500, thank you. -lights turn out- Oh goody, Double Jeapordy...

Ziva: I don't suppose you hear footsteps...?
Gibbs: Yeah, I hear 'em, Ziva... -they pull out their weapons-
Tony: -appears in doorway holding dead mouse- It's just me... and Ben...

Tony: -singing- OH, oh, Blackship... have you any wool?
Ziva: -stares in shock-
Tony: Yes sir yes sir... but in order to see it, you're gonna need top secret government clearance...

Tony: WEll, someone tossed a good amount of cream corn to make room for him.
McGee: Please don't say that again...
Tony: -looks at him oddly- Tossed?
McGee: No, cream corn...

Tony: Boss, chopper leaves in ten minutes.
Gibbs: Okay, get your gear, DiNozzo.
Tony: What? Gibbs: Grab your gear; you're goin' home.
Tony: -in shock- I'm coming home?
Ziva: Home.
Tony: H-home? -pause, then runs out door- MAKE A HOLE!
Gibbs: -grins-

FBI Agent: Theory is is that she fell.
Ziva: Or was pushed...

Ziva: Your skills have become a bit... dusty...
Gibbs: Rusty.

Tony: So it's what you would call a, -English accent- Black Ship?
Ziva: Black sheep?
Tony: No, they don't exsist, but-
Ziva: Oh no, I have seen black sheep!
Tony: No, I said black SHIP Ziva.

McGee: -playing Scrabble at work with ZIva- We're boistering Ziva's English vocabulary.
Ziva: It is not my vocabulary that needs boisterment McGee.
McGee: Not a word.
Tony: McGee's got a 50 point cushion. OUch,
McGee: -pause- Kinda hard to use that Q without a U.
Ziva: -gasp- You peeked!!
McGee: Did not. Process of elimination.
Tony: YOu suck the fun out of everything McCheeky!
Ziva: -grabs Q and spells "qi" (chee)- -hebrew-
McGee: -leans over and looks- Qui?(qwee) I don't think so!!
Ziva: Qi. (chee) As in the life energy that flows through ALL... things.
Tony: Shoulda seen that one comin', Probie Wan Kanobi.
McGee: No-
Ziva: -laughs- 62 POINTS!!
McGee: I'm challenging!
Ziva: -bites lip and smiles-
Gibbs: You all are.
Ziva: -stops smiling-
Gibbs: Grab your gear!
McGee: -hides boards and pieces in Ziva's desk as she watches him in bewilderment- That was a vocabulary boost for Ziva boss; we weren't actually playing!
Tony: so McGee didn't actually lose?
McGee: CORRECT!!
Gibbs: So he isn't actuallly humiliated?
Ziva: -chuckles-
McGee: Qui...

Tony: My guess would be she ws having an affair with a married man...
Ziva: You just love snooping around in people's lives, don't you Tony?
Tony: Yes, Ziva; that's why I became A COP!

McGee: Nope, even better... MySpace!
Abby: Wow, great taste in music; She's got everything up to Metallica!
Tony: Got a lot of friends... college friends mostly.
Ziva: And a childhood friend also... 'My first and still my best friend Kelly; ... Forever In My Memory'.
Tony: Gibbs had a daughter named Kelly.
McGee: Mystery Solved.

Gibbs: Trust... loyalty... They're important...

McGee: This is gonna be tough...
Ziva: Us? Imagine what it's like to be him!
McGee: Who?
Ziva: Tony! We're all here and he is there, still stuck on that ship!
McGee: Not Tony,I meant-
Ziva: All alone, away from the ones who care about him... -McGee stares at her- Wait... you weren't talking about Tony...
McGee: No, I meant it's gonna be hard to tell Wendy Evans that her husband's dead...

Ziva: -on phone with Gibbs- I am currently on the run... from the FBI, NCIS, Mossad, and my father...
Gibbs: Ziva, what did you do?
Ziva: I did nothing, Gibbs. I swear I did nothing!!

Ziva: -while Gibbs has amnesia- Ari... Ari killed Kate... And I... -starts crying- I killed Ari!
Gibbs: Your brother...
Ziva: Yeah...
Gibbs: You killed your brother... to save me...

Tony: I am so sick of pretending!
Ziva: ... So am I.

Amanda: Where's Mishie?
Gibbs: -looks at Tony and Ziva- -walks Amanda over to other side of the bullpen-
Amanda: What happened to your hand?
Gibbs: -takes out Agent Lee's badge and gives it to her-
Amanda: -takes badge-
Gibbs: She would have wanted you to have it...
Tony: -looks at Ziva-
Ziva: -looks at Tony- -realizes she's crying and Tony saw her- -turns and walks away-

TOny: -kicks elevator-
Ziva: -runs in as elevator closes- Oo. That one hurt.
Tony: Did not! -sigh- I hate war games...
Ziva: Look tony, I too had hoped things would be different by now!
Tony: I wanna go up there and give Vance a piece of my mind!
Ziva: By the way you are losing it, I do not think you would have any left to spare!
Tony: I'm gonna take that toothpick of his and shove it down SecNAV's throat!!
Ziva: -chuckles- Then perhaps you have had enough of this job then.
Tony: I love the job, i hate the politics!! Wasn't kidding about that part earlier.
Ziva: well, TOny, maybe if you had had some sort of military training you would have learned to follow orders!
Tony:-turns to her- Oh really, like you?! We were given a direct order: DO NOT ENGAGE!! How I remember it was you were the one to throw the first punch!
Ziva: It's was a reflex!
Tony: A reflex, really? LAst thing I remember before the lights turned out was YOU: KIMBO-SLICING through a room full of guards, that a reflex too?
Ziva: YES! IT WAS! GUNSHOT WENT OFF AND I SAW YOU-!! -stops and sighs-
Tony: I'm so tired of pretending... -Elevator opens-
Ziva: So am I.
Tony: It's a dinner theater for one... when's the curtain goin' down? -leaves-

Tony: -watching his car blow up- That was more exciting live!
Jenny: You saw it happen??
Tony: Saw it, heard it... felt it.

Vance: You and Gibbs have just commited treason!

Gibbs: -picks up cell phone- -dials a number-
Jackson Gibbs: Hello?
Gibbs: Merry Christmas, Dad.
Jackson Gibbs: Merry Christmas, Son.

Young Shannon: Well, I have a rule. It's either number one or number three: Never date a lumberjack.
Young Gibbs: You have a rule for everything?
Young Shannon: Working on it. Everyone needs a code they can live by. What's your name?
Young Gibbs: Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
Young Shannon: I'm just going to call you GIbbs.
Young Gibbs: You can call me whatever you like.
Young Shannon: I'm Shannon.

Jackson Gibbs: Does he ever talk about me?
Tim McGee: I think I heard him refering to you as dead.

Gibbs: No one was ever allowed to touch that Winchester.
Jackson Gibbs: Yeah. Let that be a lesson in parenting; tell a kid he can't have a rifle, and he grows up to be a sniper.

Gibbs: I didn't come down here to get my head shrunk.
Ducky Mallard: Then why did you come down here?
Gibbs: Just killing time.
Ducky Mallard: Would you like me to preform an autopsy on your watch?

Gibbs: Oh, last thing: the other side's using live fire. Do not engage. Do not resist if caught. Get in, get the intel, get out. No one gets hurt.

McGee: I hit my face on your door.
Abby Scuito: Why'd you do that?
McGee: I don't know, maybe because it's locked? It's never locked! It's rarely been closed!

Abby: Stop interrogating me, McGee!
McGee: Stop acting weird!
Abby: I am weird!!

McGee: How could he arrange for Lee to shoot Langer?
Ziva: The easiest way.
Tony: The Mole is-
Agent Michelle Lee(Mole): -walks up behind them-
Tony: -benign! Which is fantastic because I was a little worried! And so the dermatologist said: "That's not a carcenoma. That's just a beauty mark!" Hey, how are you Michelle?!

Director Vance: You looking to sit in this chair Gibbs?
Gibbs: Well, that'd be a little awkward, chairs occupied.

Tony: You let the toothpick use us as puppets?!
Gibbs: No, I didn't.
Tony: You didn't?
Gibbs: No. It was my plan.
Tony: ... oh. Your plan?
Gibbs: Every bit of it.
Tony: oh... that's MUCH worse!!

Tony: Enjoy it while it lasts, women are trouble. Haven't you learned anything from me?
McGee: Yeah, to not go undercover with a woman who's father is the world's biggest arms dealer.
Tony: ... that's low, Probie...

Tony: The sadness I hear when you talk like this. You don't know who these people are. It could be a 45-year-old overweight man in Minnesota. I mean, like you said, you two haven't met yet.
McGee: Tony, what part of "Level 5 sorceress" don't you understand?
Gibbs: -walking in- All of it.

Tony: All right! One more time and I'm gonna rip that bear's head off... AGAIN!
Beary Smiles: Gear up DiNozzo! Got a body in Quantico.
Tony: Don't mess with me!!

Tony: Like I said, it's always the maid.
Ziva: No, you have said: "It's always the janitor, or the butler, or anyone who was assigned to Abby's lab. You have never once said "maid"!
Tony: Anyone ever told you your memory can be a real buzzkill?

Abby: Want to talk knives?
Ziva: Always.

Jimmy: Abby? You're... calm?
Abby: Jimmy... If I went to Crazytown, every time one of you guys got hurt... i would have to have my mail forwarded...

Abby: -after seeing Ducky- He's all zonked out of his gourd and is still playing with words... impressive.

Gibbs: I need a favor.
Trent Kort: Gibbs, I don't like you.
Gibbs: That's okay, I don't like you either. Not trading on kindness
Trent Kort: But we are trading.

Tony: What exactly did she tell you?
Afghani Ambassador Qasim Saydia: That Dr. Mallard violated Article 4 of the Geneva Convention.
Ziva: -surprised- War crimes?
Tony: Ducky?

Gibbs: You're forgiven.
Ducky: For the crime Jethro, yes. For the act, there is no forgiveness.

Abby: I can't take this. Everyday you guys go out and I never know if you are going to make it back. I mean it's killing me! I can't sleep at night, I'm developing this sort of weird twitch.
Ziva: Our work is sometimes dangerous Abby.
Abby: Then get a safer job!
Tony: Then you wouldn't see us at all.
Abby: ... True. Still... sucks.

Ducky: I don't need council... I've come to surrender...

Ziva: -sarcastically- Oh, and in my country this would be a cause for celebration!
Tony: Well you're not in your country and neither is he!

Ziva: Look Tony, if you wanted to meet him, you could have asked me to introduce you to him!
Tony: Well then, I wouldn't be doing my job, now would I?

Ziva: Who was that guy?
Tony: -Tony takes a seat- Well, there's this little drinking game sailors taught me during my time as an agent afloat. Someone calls for a coin, you pull out one of these. -Pulls out a coin- Whoever has the highest officer's coin, whoever's rubbed elbows with the biggest brass, everyone else has to buy him drinks. That's who that guy was. The downside here is someone is lying to us. The upside is,
-Flips the coin to Ziva- ...We never have to pay for a drink again.
Ziva: -stares at the coin-

Marine: What is your clearance?
Tony: About 6 feet 1 and a half. Why, you got low ceilings?

Ziva: What is this place?
Marine: That's classified.
Tony: Classified? Whatcha got in there? Aliens? Big Foot? The Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
Ziva and McGee: Unicorn.

McGee: You know what they say about a watched pot Tony.
Ziva: It calls the kettle black.
McGee: It never boils.

Tony: Hey Probie, what am I lookin' at??
Vance: A career in the fast food industry!

McGee: You're not showing up on the map. Let me restart the scan.
Tony: You might wanna hurry. Ziva's running in circles. EIther the trail's gone cold or she's getting ready to mark her territory.

Ziva: Looks like Lee was telling the truth.
Tony: Maybe.
Ziva: "Maybe"? It is a little girl being chased in the field!
Tony: Maybe that's the plan.
Ziva: What plan?
Tony: Exactly.

Tony: How can you work with someone for three years and not know they have a kid?
Ziva: Just because you work with somebody everyday does not mean you know everything about them.
Tony: Really? So I shouldn't know about that tattoo on the inside of your...
Ziva: I MEANT, I can understand someone wanting to keep their personal and professional lives separate, as should you. It did not end very well when you fell in love when you were undercover, did it?
Tony: ...Thanks for the memory.

Tony: Define "lost," McGee. I know exactly where we are: between a tree and a bush directly under the sun.

Agent Lee: What do you want me to say?
Tony: I don't want you to say anything! I've had enough of your lies!

-Outside a suspect' house-
Tony: -softly- You know boss, I really wish you had stayed in the car...
Gibbs: -softly- If you don't shut your mouth DiNozzo, I'm gonna shoot you...

Ziva: I told you to delete those... twice!!
McGee: I did, I did! No. I-I-I didn't... um, Tony. Tony- Tony must've-
Ziva: What? When you went to get coffee? You did not erase those photos, did you?? Hmm? -McGee sighs- Admit it! And I will spare you one of your eyes!

McGee: Cole worked at a local car wash. Abby got a hit off of his DNA. Two years ago, he donated sperm.
Tony: -Tony and Ziva enter the bullpen- Ah, the things people will do for money...
Ziva: You donated your sperm.
Tony: Yeah, but I didn't do it for money. Just to enlighten the world. So Boss, I spoke to the security at Quantico. -McGee clears his throat- Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt? Let's see who the Boss likes better. -McGee and Tony look at Gibbs expectantly-
Gibbs: Ziva.

Tony: Everything okay, Boss? You seem kind of quiet -stops and thinks- ... -er than usual. You worried this is just his first?
Gibbs: Nah. Worried it's not.

Tony: -Speaking of Rose- Nice girl. Wasn't my type though.
Ziva: Really? She was breathing.
Tony: Ha! Well, I have standards Ziva, otherwise I'd be dating you!

McGee: -After he falls down in Abby's lab- Again, with the Krazy Glue?
Abby: Consider yourself lucky. It was either that or hydrochloric acid!

Ziva: I am wondering why there is a nine millimeter hole... -sticks finger in hole- in my hat?
Gibbs: -looks at her- Venilation.

Tony: -Trapped in a shipping container- I'll tell you what: when we get out of here, I'm gonna buy you a house! -Ziva chuckles- But it's gonna have to be a fake one, because these are counterfeit.

Tony: Wait, back up a second; you were with McGeek?
Ziva: No, he was with me. I was making him dinner.
Tony: Why would you make McGeek dinner?
Ziva: I like to cook.
Tony: You cook?
Ziva: Jimmy seemed to like it.
Tony: Palmer?? I've never even been to your place and you're cooking dinner for McGee and the autopsy gremlin?? At what point did the Earth fall off its axis??

Tony: I'm not getting a signal, are you?
Ziva: -Holds up phone- No, I am braless.
Tony: I noticed that earlier. But on your phone, they're called "bars".

Ziva: Careful. This thing could be boobytrapped a dozen different ways.
Tony: Then why are we opening it again?
Ziva: Because if it is a bomb, it might be armed.
Tony: Hey, listen, if this thing goes off, I just want you to know that-
Ziva: This is not your fault, I know.
Tony: Uh, no. I was gonna say that your life would've had more meaning if if you'd slept with me.
Ziva: If you had anything else on your mind. Perhaps I would have.
Tony: Really??
Ziva: No.

McGee: I can't believe I'm telling you this. Tony's going to kill me.
Gibbs: Not if Mossad gets to him first.
McGee: Well, you don't think the Director's just going to hand him over?

Gibbs: Got a problem, McGee?
McGee: You mean apart from Tony killing Ziva's friend and Ziva's apartment blowing up? No. No problem at all.
Gibbs: Good. Then shoot.

Tony: My gut told me it was Rivkin, not Ziva. Sometimes my gut just... sucks. But if Ziva knew something, I wanted to give her a chance to explain it to me.
Vance: To protect her.
Tony: If she needed it.

Gibbs: Doesn't add up. DiNozzo's more a brawler. Rivkin was kidon.
Ducky: Ah, I thought you'd never ask.

Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Vance: Your father's one. Second?
Ziva: Me.

Deputy Director Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Ziva: I drove.
Deputy Director Eli David: Enough said.

Vance: Watching DiNozzo being interviewed by Eli Son of a b--! How many times did I tell DiNozzo to leave his smart ass attitude back in D.C.?
Gibbs: You should've checked his bags.

Mossad Officer Amit Hadar: to Ziva Rivkin was in chaos. You knew. And yet you decided not to tell your father. You tried to protect Rivkin. But in truth, you are the reason he is dead.

Ziva: Hadar set the fire.
Gibbs: Covering for Rivkin.
Ziva: I was betrayed by Mossad, by my father, by Tony. Who's next? You??

Deputy Director Eli David: Your Agent Gibbs is making my people very nervous.
Mossad Officer Amit Hadar: He slipped through security. Any idea to where he may be going?
Vance: Knowing Gibbs, probably coffee run. The man practically mainlines caffeine.

Tony: Okay, why don't you just get this off out? You want to take a punch? Take a swing? Get it out of your system! Go ahead!! Do it!
Ziva: Be careful, Tony. Because much like Michael, I only need one.
Tony: And that's what you're really angry about, isn't it? That's what's bothering you. It's not that he's dead. It's that your Mossad boyfriend got his ass kicked by a chump like me.

Tony: I guess you read my report.
Ziva: I memorized it!! You could have left it at that! You could have walked away, but no. You let him up! You put four in his chest!
Tony: You weren't there.
Ziva: You could have put one in his leg!!
Tony: You... weren't... there...
Ziva: But I should have been.
Tony: You loved him.
Ziva: I guess I'll never know.

Ziva: -Referring to DiNozzo- I'm not sure we can work together. Perhaps it is best if one of us gets transferred to another team.
Gibbs: Transferred?
Ziva: I need to be able to trust the people that I work with. I know you more than anyone understands that.
Gibbs: -pause. Kisses Ziva on the cheek- Take care of yourself.

McGee: Well, when is she coming back?
Tony: She's not.
Abby: No! This cannot happen! Vance cannot do this again!
Tony: It wasn't Vance's call.
McGee: Then who's??

Ducky: -Entering Gibbs's basement- Jethro, forgive the intrusion... how did you possibly manage to -?
Gibbs: Aw geez, Duck. You gonna ask me that every time?

Ducky: I know this decision must not have come easily
Gibbs: It wasn't my decision.
Ducky: But Tony said...
Gibbs: No, it was Ziva's. From the moment she asked me to choose.

Ducky: But you took to Ziva more quickly than to any other agent before her. Timothy, Caitlin, even DiNozzo. I've always sensed there's a strong bond between the two of you. Something shared perhaps.

Vance: Let me make it easy for you, Gibbs. You made the right call.
Gibbs: I wasn't asking your opinion, Leon.
-Starts to leave-
Vance: Just who the Hell do you think you're talking to?
Gibbs: -Gibbs slams the Director's door shut. And walks back- That's a d-- good question! I've been wondering about that for a while!
Vance: You know you spend half your time second guessing me, studying me, testing me.
Gibbs: I'm looking for answers.
Vance: It'd help if you ask the d-- questions!... There's the rub. You don't have a clue what to ask. You don't trust me but you don't know why.

Ziva: You jeopardized your entire career and for what?
Tony: For you...

Vance: I know you don't want to hear this, Gibbs. But now, you have to trust me. And if you're right about Ziva's alligence to you, she'll serve us well in Mossad.
Gibbs: Yeah, and if you're right about her father... we'll never see her again.

Tony: I love those psyche evaluations.
Ziva: Of course you do; you get to talk about yourself the whole time.

Bones:

Zac: There's a bloodstain on the bathroom wall.
Nigel-Murray: Yeah! Someone smashed the victim's head against the wall, knocked him out, came back and finished him off with a shot to the chest. It's a rather cold blooded execution in fact.
Zac: How'd you know that?
Nigel-Murray: I eavesdropped on the cops. They're still looking for something that could've smothered the sound of the shot.
Zac: -looks into Vincent's stuff, and finds a gun- -holds it up- Why do you have a gun??
Nigel-Murray: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! -holds hands in front of him- I-I'm English, alright? I mean, we-we don't use guns, we use our foreheads! What you picked up is most likely the murder weapon.
Zac: -puts it back- Why would the murderer hide the gun in your stuff?
Nigel-Murray: Perhaps the killer sought me out as the kind of guy who would be smart enough to get rid of it. Evidently he didn't expect you to be here, when I discovered it.
Zac: Perhaps we should get rid of it.
Nigel-Murray: You and I are not in collusion.
Zac: Why not?
Nigel-Murray: Because you are the kind of moron who goes to jail for a murder he didn't commit. And I... am not.
Zac: Then what do we do?
Nigel-Murray: Okay. What I should do is kill you with the gun, then say that you attacked me, after confessing to the murder.

Caroline: Did anybody touch it?
Booth: Zac did.
Caroline: -glares at Zac-
Nigel-Murray: Well, legally, since it is with my stuff, can't I just claim it... as my own and toss it... into a volcano?

Booth: You've reached Bonnie and Clyde-
Bren: Murder Incorporated!
Booth and Brennan: How may we help you?

Angela: I thought Sweets was fantabulousticuclous!
Booth: No, we got the Crue...
Angela: What crew?

Brennan: -about Daisy- -annoyed- What part of "skip", "ahead", or "point" does she not understand??

Booth: Hi honey!
Brennan: Are you okay?
Booth: Oh ya! You should see the other guy!!

Max Keenan: You know what they say about one hand washing the other.
Caroline: That particular cliche pertains to people with clean hands Max. You do not qualify.

Sweets: I'm a bartender. I'm practically psychologist.

Sweets: People say you only live once... but people are as wrong about that as they are about everything.

Sweets: When you love someone, you open yourself up to suffering. That's the sad truth. Maybe you'll break their heart, or they'll break your heart and you'll never be able to look at yourself in the same way. Those are the risks. The thought of losing control over personal happiness is unbearable. That's the burden. Like wings, they have weight. We feel that weight on our backs, but they are a burden that lifts us. Burdens that allow us... to fly...

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You know when you were little, and you believed in fairy tales? THat fantasy of what life could be: white dress, a handsome prince who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You lie in bed at night and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming; they were so close you could taste them. But eventually you grow up one day, you open your eyes and that fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is, is that it is hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely because almost everyone still has that little bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true... --xoxEllexox