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Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Dark is Rising Sequence. Name: Karen Hair: Blond Eyes: Brown Favorite Character: Terra Favorite Couple: Terra &Beast Boy Favorite Song: My Heart Will Go On Favorite Color: Pink Favorite Game: Fatel Frame Favorite Show: Teen Titans Please Note: I AM NOT GOOD WITH ENGLISH so don't give me a hard time about it. Thank You :-) You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge Try to Read This I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Fun Things To Do In A Lift 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. 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1. Battle of the Balance (In Progress) Percy Jackson & the Olympians / The Dark is Rising Sequence The first Battle of the Balance and what happened that turned everything upside down. 2. Luke Castellan & the Princess of Light (Complete) Percy Jackson & the Olympians When Luke showed up at camp half-blood he thought he would hate it. But that all changed when he met Rose Valentine. He came to love her as she came to love him. But when his quest to the garden of the Hesperides takes him, Rose and her cousin Sora across the country he becomes worried for Rose’s life. And when Rose dies in the garden, Luke and Sora are changed. When the Second Titan war came around Luke swore he was fighting for her. The memories of Rose float through his mind as he becomes the body for Kronos. But when he hears her voice again and again throughout the years after her death he begins to wonder if she loved him at all. 3. Nico di Angelo & the Princess of Darkness (Complete) Percy Jackson & the Olympians When Nico meets Marie Valentine, he never expected her to have a secret especially not one that concerned him, but when a dream comes to him one night he remembers his past life as a guardian of the three princesses of the balance and the body guard of the Princess of Darkness, known now as Marie. The only problem was that he was in love with her and is still in love with her. But when Nico and Marie must leave camp half-blood to make sure that the balance is sustained they run into a few problems before they can get to their destination. 4. Will Stanton & the Princess of the Balance (In Progress) The Dark is Rising Sequence When Will Stanton saw her he knew there was something special about her. Sarah Alexander, the blond beauty new to the school. But when Will tries to keep her out of harm’s way, when the dark comes back he starts to remember old memories from so long ago, memories that can’t be his because he has only lived on the earth once… Right? Wrong, servant of the light he may be now but before he was a guard of the balance. But what part does Sarah have in this whole mess? 5. The Second Battle of the Balance (Not Yet Written) Percy Jackson & the Olympians / The Dark is Rising Sequence The second Battle of the Balance is here and it’s time to fight to be able to close the doors to the Palace of the Guardians. Can Sarah be convinced in time? Or will the world fall never to be saved again? | |||||||
1. Nico di Angelo & the Princess of Darkness » reviewsI don’t know what surprised me more, the fact that I had won, or the fact that she was glaring at me with not just hate but also… betrayal… and in her green brown eyes I thought she looked familiar… like I knew her from some other time… NicoXOCPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Nico A. - Complete2. Luke Castellan & the Princess of Light » reviewsI never thought much on how it came to this. I never really wondered what she had meant. I just thought of revenge for her, for her family. But now, here on Olympus, dying, I suddenly can remember her as if she were right in front of me. LukeXOC oneshotPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 7-12-09 - Luke - Complete3. Will Stanton and the Princess of the Balance reviewsI'll admit it, there was something about Sarah that drew me to her and I didn't know what it was, but those two couldn't be serious they just couldn't be... its impossible... but I knew it wasn't impossible, I knew that it had to be the truth. WillXOCDark is Rising Sequence - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-094. Battle of the Balance reviewsWe have our duties, we have our orders, and we can't disobey them even if we want to. The world of men is counting on us. We can't afford to get distracted. Our lives are complicated. Nothing is simple for us. It never was. LukexOC NicoxOC WillxOCCrossover - Dark is Rising Sequence & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-09