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TallyInTheGreen
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since: 06-10-06, id: 1064622, Profile edited: 08-04-08
country: United States
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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Teen Titans, Zoey 101, and Harry Potter.

7/19-- OH! The Dark Knight was the best movie I've seen as yet. Well, not really, because I say that about mostly every movie I see! However, THIS movie was great. Beyond great. I'm convinced I have to watch it a second time. Much like Speed Racer (I watched it THREE times and still couldn't get enough of it). Go out and watch Christian Bale kick ass and Gary Oldman make you proud (I love him and Bale)! Rest in Peace Heath Ledger.

My best friend is the trusty pen (or colorful disarray of pens) stuck in the crease of my composition journal! And, since a girl has been known to have more than one best friend, I'm certain abusive drugs would be my friends because I can only write with distractions biting at my ass when I'm around my actual human friends. THEY are my drug, and I'm not saying that because they are so supportive or some shit like that-- no, it's because their bodies have to have been molded out of alcohol sodden crack. Not shitting you--

"Hi, everyone. I'm Natalia. I prefer if you call me Tally. But, Natalia is just fine. Writing is my passion and I have a thing for superheroes. The totally cool guys in stories are always the bad ones-- like Sasuke and Draco-- but you and I agree that they are INCREDIBLY hott," stated the young girl of fifteen. She smiled and arched her back, getting feel for the crick in her back. Then, she exhaled and held herself as the mature adult she knew she was.

I'm devotedly obsessed with plenty of things, much like all the nerds, wannabes, and future writers on this site (you aren't necessarily a nerd, or a wannabe, or a future author/writer but, whatever).

Natalia here adores Emile Hirsch. Natalia and her best friend Asia think he is so sexy. The role of Speed Racer suited him well. We both agree (I think) that we'd let him smash us against a dirt wall at a speed of 260 mph! Did that sound dirty?

Batman is the best, coolest, sexiest superhero that I can think of at midnight. The Harry Potter series was and will continue to be my favorite series. Stephen King is my favorite author. Recently, I have fallen in love with Imogen Heap and Kerli. Comedy Central and Adultswim (along with the channels around the single digits) are all that I pleasure myse-- ENJOY WATCHING. hehe

I don't have a favorite comedian because I just think they all rock.

HELLBOY should be MY boyfriend. Though I do believe Liz makes a better partner. I can only wish I had powers. She does. Oh poo.

Restraining from thinking dirty thoughts and writing them in my profile was harder than I thought it would be. I obviously let some slip. And OBVIOUSLY, I forgot to add loads of other stuff. So if you want to contact me-- PM me, myspace me @ myspace.com/ninbra_kills. Email me @ gaara_kakashi_temari@yahoo.com (YES-- I know what the fuck?!, I made it a LONG time ago and I don't feel like making a new one and changing all my accounts on several sites to accommodate it)

DeviantArt: TallyInTheGreen (I don't have any deviations yet because I haven't gotten around to it and the ones I had on an account I can't log into weren't scanned)

OH! I absolutely adored Naruto, Danny Phantom, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Speed Racer, Death Note, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, and last but not least, Harry Potter. Yes, I have other interests... which I will add once it's NOT 12:15 in the morning and once ATHF stops blaring from the television.

Stories: Just friggin read them already! And, I have more on the way (once I get a firm hold of the plot lines in my chaptered Naruto fics!)

YES-- I'm a pervert. I will write lemons as soon as I see fit. And Yaoi is the best shit to think about when out of ideas! Yuri aint that bad either.

NARUHINA ALL THE WAY! I boycott all Hina/anybody but Naruto's and Naru/anybody but Hinata's (I TOLERATE threesomes. They're randy, baby!)

I copied this from piratequeen's profile who copied it from animehamster's profile who stole this survey from Mahou Inu Alex...

1. Who is/are your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto, Hinata, The Yondaime Hokage, and Shikamaru

2. What is your favorite pairings?

Naruto/Hinata

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or Hentai fan?

Hell Yes. Both.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

No, I wish I could. There are no black/dark people in Naruto...

I guess I could be a tanned Hinata! :D

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Leaf Headband, Naruto lunchbox, Gaara figurine, Naruto mask from Comic-con 07...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Shikamaru Nara and/or Naruto. ;3

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Eww-- KibaHina? Gross.

Naruhina all the way.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Hm. SasuSaku I guess. But I do adore SasuNaru.

I just need Naruto with Hinata... that's all.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 10 (InoShikaCho)

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Nooo. Because Obito fucking died and Tobi is Uchiha Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Well, much like the Tobi conflict was settled, Naruto, we know for sure, is the Yondaime's legacy.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

I have two; Pein and Konan

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

both... pro-sasuke because he's kinda cute and anti-sasuke because he's out to destroy Konoha.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers?)

I've seen all of the Naruto episodes and fillers... I've seen up to episode 23 and the Shipuuden Movie but... I have yet been able to see the rest of Naruto Shipuuden.

15. Have you read all the manga chapters so far?

Oh yeah. Wouldn't miss it.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Ha-ha. No. He just needs his full amount of attention each day. That's all.

17. Sub or dub?

I've grown accustomed to the dubbed because of the weekly episodes on Cartoonnetwork. But, I love the subbed, it's so original-- you know?

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

I hate her. With a PASSION

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

I'd say he's a pain in the ass.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes, the real brains behind Akatsuki

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

UGLY NERD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Ha-ha.

Shikamaru :D

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

He's like... awkward and boisterous

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sai.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

The ones that have been well written of course.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

No shit-- I have like... seven... or something.

27. Do you like lemons?

Do I? Why, yes! I ADORE them.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Yeah, sorta. They know what it is.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Ah-- ohmygod. What the hell is that!? I'm ashamed-- I do not know what that is...

-emo/foreign like accent- I shall kill myself.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

OH YEAH. Funny shit right there.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

I think so. My friend SUPERJAILed I think.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

People don't come up to me and ask...

my other friends the draw have all the attention. T_T

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said "WTF is this?"

Ha-ha. I wish. That'd be hella funny.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

NO. I'm a very smart gal. 3.8 GPA. Would have had a 4.0 if it hadn't been for Adv. Physics.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope, I'm broke because of Comic-Con... and all the manga and anime I've bought.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Yosh!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No, those who actually pay attention to the weekly manga, it's made clear that the 'leader' of Akatsuki is Nagato. Or that one other boy Jiraiya taught back in the day.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

Yes.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

He-he-he. yes.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Original Character? Ehh... Yeah. A small one. An assassin. Who is hated by Kabuto.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

part of it actually. The other, bigger part is ruled by Harry Potter.




1. Selfish » reviews
He wanted her back; he'd change the fate she didn't deserve. Selfishly, he dove into his conscious, searching for her... not a demon. NaruHina. SasuSaku. Revised. Chapter four now up!
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 4-28-08
2. Neurolysis » reviews
A poison travels slowly throughout Naruto's veins after an assassination attempt and he has no memory of it. There's no cure-- really? Ninja take sides and help their cause as Naruto gains new symptoms every two months. NaruHina.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 1-21-08
3. His New Start reviews
A small one-shot. Post DH. When Harry finally talks to Ginny... HPGW
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 8-12-08
4. Dreams of Konoha » reviews
Horror, paranoia, suicide, romance, rape, childhood memories, arranged marriages, humorous parallel universes, fear, and offtrack, ramen-filled teacups. Romance. A good laugh despite other topics. Dreams of the Nin. Co-Written with SUPERJAILed!
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,637 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 1-17-07
5. Beginnings
A collection of what occurs once Naruto takes Fukasaku's proposal. Where he and his companions grow and learn to deal with the growing threats and budding hormones. Post Naruto Shipuuden 406.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 8-3-08
6. Scandalous » reviews
It all starts with a party out at a club, drinking the night away. All the stress. Hinata takes the night as an opportunity to live if up. Naruto's emotions get the better of him. Will Hinata's father accept his her wishes? NaruHina Rated M. Lemons&drama
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 3-24-08
7. Ninja Games: Rocks » reviews
Couples are fully developed and new ones are discovered. Issues are brought to the air. Photoshoots. Sexy gay guys. Sand and it's powers. Arguments. Then, everything will go with the game Gaara controls. discontinued until further notice
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 1-1-08
8. Mine, His and Ours » reviews
Shikamaru and Neji live their days in each other's thoughts, in bed, in the office, in the kitchen, away from one another, on missions, on death beds. Gaara sulks. Naruto cringes. Kiba whimpers. Friends react. Short-Long ShikaNeji drabbles.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 1-5-08
9. Sasuke's Bitches reviews
Man after man, boy after boy, Sasuke just seems to fail to attract to gain the love from the man he's yearning for. What will he ever do? Drabbles.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08
10. Cannibal reviews
Kankuro does not like Gaara. Kankuro longs to slap the boy. Will he try to, what will do once he arrives home, realizing Gaara is nowhere to be found? But,Temari was definitely right: if given the chance, Gaara would devour him. crack
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-23-08
11. Will his love come? reviews
The Dark Lord is gone. Everyone celebrates. but, what does Harry do? He's lost someone. Will his love be back, has he died. Did he survive? Slash. OneShot. SSHP
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 1-5-08
12. Days after the night reviews
Literally, thought up in minutes. The gang in the girls common room. They find out things about Zoey and Chase, and leave Michael and Logan to themselves. Crack? Yes. Maybe. A must read, hopefully.
Complete - Zoey 101 - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-28-07
13. In The Apartment reviews
Shikamaru returns from a mission. He might have rest on his mind but his partner doesn't. Conversations, kisses, and dominance. Short. Sweet. Crude, maybe. ShikaNeji. Yaoi.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07
14. Night Scene reviews
In the dark of the night, in the glare of the lights, many dressed to impress the local hot studs that roamed the streets and spent countless hours drinking, lighting smokes, and dancing at secretive and exclusive nightclubs... RobRae. Alternate Universe.
Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-07
15. Dark reviews
Your blood, I’ll spill it, my dear.' He placed a defining kiss on her lips and she gratefully accepted it. The few moments of ecstasy then ended with a sharp blow to the head. 'Babe, you look better dead.'
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-07
16. Quite Simple reviews
I l...love you, too, Inuyasha.' Kagome started bluntly and kissed him, flinging herself on him. Instantly, he caught her and they kissed with a hint of the passion they had for the other. The passion, of course, was subdued due to their inexperience...
Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07
17. Ninja Games: Dodgeball » reviews
Shino enjoys the game of dodgeball so he makes the Rookie 9, Team Gai, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro play. But thats not the only thing that happens. This is my first fic so please read. M for the language used by the characters & for later chptrs. GameOne
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,974 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 7-13-06
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