The pen name's a bit odd, but aren't the best things in life? It's the colective name of the people under this name. Individualy, we are Ali, Artemis, Loki, Apollo, and Sinbad. We are ocasionaly joined by the Muses (there are two) and Sonsuz when they visit from the Moon, or Wisconson, or whereever it is that they go. If you don't like our names, could you be so kind as to screw off? Thank you. They are our real names, not strange pen names. Common names are for squares. We like yaoi as well and are hardcore liberals. We enjoy the ocean, tree houses, encyclopedias, scareing people, hamocks, pina coladas, The Beatles, fireworks, ginger ale, dark chocolate, ginger, sleep deprivation, pirates, speaking (or singing) in other languages, leather, fire, chanting, ships, really nice long jackets, cool hats, witty banter, going to forign countries (we do this a lot), fancily named alcohal, writeing/reading, braking out into song and dance, throwing knives, yurts, concieled weapons, conspiracy theories (mostly that of our neighbors--we know they're up to something), duels (the old fashioned way...padded sparing weapons be damned), and cool whip. We don't like homophobes, rap, hate crimes, Episode 104, trisciuts, stupid people, Red Rangers, interior carpeting, vacuming, basketball, The Jerry Springer Show, excessive angst, the Bush administration, pointless violence, self pity, and quite a few other things. Our spelling is off, for witch we blame antigravity. We frequently suffer a lack of gravity since we spend most of our time on our giant red pirate ship (called "Medeteranian Jazzaphone) visiting the neptunites, who make the best popovers this side of Emily Dickenson. It's a long trip to Neptune. We need a lot of Lemons and Limes because we are pirates. Pirates need thier citrius or else we'll die of Scurvy. And that's no way to die. Self pity anoys us to no end, so we tend to lean more to humor than angst...MOVEING ON!

Characters we would shoot on site if we ever met in real life(these are in no paticular order)

Davis(Daisuke) we hate this mother fer more than words can express...I WANT A PICTURE OF HIM ON FIRE! TO LAUGH AT!...(ignore Sonsuz, she just really doesn't like him...)

Ayumu (might not kill. just maim. we will kill him if he mentions "the melody of justice" or some such crap)

Any and all characters from "Yu-Gi-Oh"

Kagome (will some one, for the love of the gods, push this women off a cliff! Or at least send her back to her own time)

Kikiyo (probably spelled her name wrong) (will this chick just stay dead already!)

Sakura and Ino (don't even get us started on them)

Naruto(see comment on Davis)

Sasuke (might just beat the crappy out of him for being such a goddamn emo-whiner)

Harry Potter (again, might not kill. just mock and severly injure.) (We would also attack his accomplices)

Risa

Riku

Any and all characters of Pokemon

NOTE:We hate a lot of characters (we aren't good people people) but most we wouldn't kill. Some (okay, most) we would just laugh at, make fun of, and perhaps give a good whack upside the head. We don't care if they have a gun, ninja powers, or a really protective boyfriend. We shall laugh at any and all who cross us. Laughter is the best medicine, don't you think?

Favorite couples(We read other couples, but these are the ones we perfer)

Yuki/Shuichi

Draco/Harry,(Poor Draco and Harry. We all know they're hot for each other, but they're stuck in a predictable kids book, so they can't do anything. Harry and Ginny? Pah-lease!)

Yuki/Hatsuharu,

Ayame/Hatori (don't go there...)

Sakura/Syaoran (Tsubasa)

Kouichi/Kouji (this is frowned upon by a lot of people looks pointedly at muse #1 but we have recently fallen in love with it)(We feel the need to mention we've enver actually seen more than one whole episode of the show...just lots of bits and pieces...)

Kousuke/Eyes,

Roy/Ed,

Taichi/Yamato

Hikari/Takeru

Takeru/Ken! (we love this, and there isn't nearly enough)

Hikari/Willis(When we placed T.K. with Ken, we didn't want to leave Kari out in the cold with Davis. It was then that we decided we liked this pairing a lot)

Takeru/Willis(we don't like it as much as kenkeru, but it's still good)

Jyou/Koushiro(We have recently taken an interest in this, Most like to call it Joushiro, but we think Jyizzy sounds funnier...)

Cloud S./Vincent V. (all cough Ali and cough Loki's cough fault!...okay, and Sonsuz too..Most of us love it)

Reno/Rude(love this and it's Ali's definite favorite)

Dark/Satoshi(no one writes this except us it seems),

Satoshi/Diesuke,

Sasuke/Gaara,

Syaoran/Sakura

Kurogane/Fai

Toyo/Yukito

Watanuki/Doumeki

Aether/Pheonix,

Draco/Gryphs (it can be very funny)

Sirius/Reamus,(People are all like "Sirius is dead" and to this we most eliquently reply, Fuck You. He's our favorite HP character.)

anything that pisses Chanel off, and other people we can't think of just now...

Horrible couples

Snape/anyone( especially Sirius or Harry. Those who write Sirius/Snape or Snape/Harry fics are in danger of not wakeing up the following morning)(The only Snape slash stories we can stomach are Snape/Lucious. All others ruin our apetitte)

Remus/Tonks

Ayumu/anyone (except that hyper reporter girl. They work.)

Eyes/anyone other than Kousuke(especialy Kanone. What the hell is with all the Eyes/Kanone people?!)

Kousuke/ see prevouse statement(For the sake of humanity, no Kousuke/Ayumu!)

Diasuke(Davis)/Anyone cool. Leave him with Yoliel or something. Him with anyone else is just screwy. It's a frequent rant topic amongst us.

Yoliel/Ken (anyone who thinks Ken is strait has been drinking too much Windex. Have you seen the crest of friendship? cough fruity cough...that and the cape. one cannot forget the cape.)

Takeru/Iori (As far as we're concerned, Iori is just a spare. We don't really fancy him, and can't imagine him with Takeru. What's his crest? The crest of quietness? We don't dislike him though.)

Yoliel/Hikari (no words. just wierd.)

Yamato/Sora

Taichi/Sora

Hikari/Anyone but T.K. or Willis

Sasuke/anyone other than Garra

Sasuke/Naruto (that's just creepy/nasty/uncalled for)

Garaa/ Sakura or Naruto

Ed/Winry(I'm sorry, it just doesn't work for us)

Harry/Ginny(Suraci:She's practically his little sister! Yun: You read twincest though. Sonsuz: raises hand nope, I do. still hate this pairing though! Ginny's a slut, nuf said.)

Harry/Hermione(she just plain and simple buggs us...just does)

Draco/ anyone other than Harry

Satoshi/Risa

Riku(or Risa)/anyone

Cloud/Anyone other than Vincent. He's paired with Reno and Sephiroth(sp) way too often!

Vincent/Reeve (wth?)

Vincent/Yuffie (though it has a funny name...Yuffintine...)

Reno/Rufus

Rude/Tifa

Cloud/Tifa

Most likely to read/write about books/animes

Spiral, Harry Potter (don't love it, just love to write about it), Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist, Digimon (mostly because of our f'ed up childhood...), Chobits, Final Fantasy, Gravitation, Tsubasa, Naruto (actually, we hate it but love Sasuke/Gaara), Helsing, D.N.Angel, Absalute Boyfriend,Hack, Juvenile Orion, Divinitas, anything else Chanel or Rose slips us under the table...

Warning!-- We suffer massive writer's block but will try to make things as prompt and non-crack-induced as possible!