SCREW TWILIGHT! ANIME ALL THE WAY!

Announcements~

Earlier before I wrote that I wouldn't be writing fanfictions until I finish writing my book. I lied apparently...Well, I got author's block and feel like writing some Twilight--no matter how much I may possibly shame it--so I will most likely be writing one...or two...just simple, short ones...including the death of Mike Newton =D

(12/10) wooh! No school!! I have already posted my first fanfic in six months! I think it turned out better than I thought. It's a lot better than the summary, and I can only say so much! please read it! Its like a songfic you could say? Or a musical...

(12/13) Success! I have created my own Twilight Saga soundtrack! If anyone cares, PM me. Actually, just PM. I'm bored, I'm on vacation and have nothing to do. I need someone to talk to! God, I think I'm going crazy, everyday I sit in front of the computer reading fanfictions. I have no life! GAH! Watch, by the time I go back to school, I will be obese (no ofense to fat people)! I feel obese by the amount of my lazyness..

(12/something..20?shrugs) I already finished Back Here and made Emmett's Army and Alice breaks the Rules, and I'm surprised how many reviews and alerts I've gotten for Alice breaks the Rules. It makes me very happy! Oh, I'm so happy, my BFF showed me an awesome asian drama called Devil Beside Me, it's so awesome Mike He is so CUTE! But I love Ahrang, and yeah, I know no one reads this but I just feel like writing it because I can. Rainie Yang is so lucky, she got to kiss Mike He, but I hate that his name is Mike He, it has Mike in it, and I hate the name Mike it makes me think of NEWTON! Huh, I remember I had something else to say but I can't remember...

(1/2) I have finished Alice Breaks the Rules, but it is still doing great! I have started Vacation to Volterra, and He's Back, which is the sequel to Back HEre. But you don't have to read the first one to understand the second one...Check it out! and today I will be posting Guardian Angel, check it out! BTW...>

PEOPLE, IT IS MARY ALICE BRANDON, NOT ALICE MARY BRANDON! LOOK AT PAGE 400 OF NEW MOON, AND THEN TELL ME I'M WRONG!

(8/9) Last day before school starts. Well, most of you already know that I am leaving my Twilight fics unfinished because I won't write something that I don't like! I pulled myself out of lala land and back to reality whatever that is for me considering my reality is sort of like an anime world..!! Now I am back to my old self! Hating everything that everybody else loves and loving anime like crazy!

(10/3) OMG I am SO excited! Today is the first premier of Inuyasha Kanketsu-hen! After 5 years Inuyasha returns to us! And just yesterday Meitantei Conan Shikkoku no Chaser (Detective Conan Raven Chaser) came out on DVD! Its only a matter of timebefore it's subbed in English and then I can watch it! Yesterday comes out with Detective Conan DVD, staring Yamaguchi Kappei as Kudo Shinichi (and maybe even Kuroba Kaito) and today premiers Inuyasha Kanketsu-hen staring Yamaguchi Kappei as Inuyasha! My two favorite animes using my favorit Japanese seiyu!! Go go Edogawa Conan! Go go Inuyasha! yaaaaaaaaay! oh, and everybody! Go to Wikipedia.com and look up Detective Conan Raven Chaser! Scroll down until you see the DVD section! You see that? MY WORK! HAHAHA

Favorite Books: Twilightsorta, HArry Potter, Joan Lowery Nixon books, Gallows Hill, Ghost in the Tokaido Inn, and so much more.

Favorite Music: Rainie Yang(lucky girl got to kiss let alone meet Mike He the awesome Taiwanese Model and Actor), Chris Brown, Lady Gaga, Christina Agulera, Jordan Sparks, Leona LEwis, Beyonce, Flo Rider, Ne-Yo, Rhiana, Paramore, and a whole lot more I can't remember

Favorite Anime/Show: Detective Conan/Case Closed, Devil Beside You, Skip Beat!, Special A, Ouran High School Host Club, Air Gear, Kaze no StigmaInuyasha, Death Note, Fruits BAsket, Ultimate Maniac, Jigoku SHojo, Kamikaze Kaito JEanne, Full Moon, Family Matters, George Lopez, Fresh Prince, and again, too much to remember...

Favorite Movies: Inuyasha movies, Kung Fu Panda, Rush Hour 1&2&3, New Police Story, Forbidden Kingdom, Shutter, The Grudge (I hated the second one though), The Ring, Get Smart, Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, and Saw 1&2&3&4. There's more, of course.

Favorite pairs:

Shinichi/Ran AKA Jimmy/Rachel

KYoko/Ren

Ayano/Kazuma

KEnshin/Karou

Tamaki/Haruhi

Hikaru/Haruhi

Hikaru/Karou (probably the only yaoi pairing I would like xD)

Ren/Ayumi

Aoko/Kaito (Kuroba Kaito Kid!...O.O K.K.K...an AWESOME KKK xD sry if that offended anyone..)

Heiji/Kazuha (OMG Hattori Heiji!! Hattori-kun! Kazuha-neechan! Kawaiiii :D)

Bella/Edward (meh)

Alice/Jasper (double meh)

Rosalie/Emmett (fuck it)

Qi Yue/Ah Mong (i.e Ranie Yang and Mike He :D but I wonder why it was a japanese manga, taiwanese actors, and chinese names :/)

Qing Zi/Yuan Yi

Carlisle/Esme (fuck it all)

Carmon/Eleazar (fuck it with a sword)

Kate/Garrett (fuck it with a samurai sword)

Jacob/Reneesme (fuck it with a dull samurai sword)

Seth/deserves Happiness (I think this is the only Twilight pairing I wont bash xD)

Volturi/Death

Mike/Death

JEssica/Death

Lauren/Death

Angela/Ben (fuck it with Tetsaiga)

Tohru/Kyo

Yuki/MAchi

Isuzu/Haru

Akito/Shigure

Yuki/KAgome

KAgome/Inuyasha

Sango/Miroku

Shippo/Rin

Sesshomaru/Kikyo

NAraku/Death

Favorite Anime/show Characters: in no particular order

Kyoko Mogami

Tsuruga Ren

Fuwa Sho

Beagle xD

Koan's dad

AHRANG JIANG!

Ahmong Jiang

Qi Yue

Steve Urkel

MAchi

Isuzu (Rin)

Tohru

Kyo

Yuki

KAgome

Inuyasha

Sango

Momiji

Miroku

Shippo

Kikyo

Sesshomaru

Haru

Shigure

Kazuma

Kudou ShinichiAKA Jimmy Kudo AKA Conan Edogawa

Miyano Shiyo AKA Haibara Ai AKA Anita Hailey

Mouri Ran AKA Rachel Moore

Mouri Kogoro AKA Sleeping Kogoro AKA Sleeping Sleuth AKA Richard Moore

Agasa Hiroshi

Hattori Heiji

Kaito Kid!!

Kuroba Kaito

Okay, the other day I was listening to some songs in my phone, and I realized I found one that fits so perfectly in New Moon! That's actually what 'Back Here' is about. The song is called Back here by BBMack, it's awesome, and fits it so well. You can already tell what applies to who, and in my story Back Here, that will be mentioned, but I need reviews for this next chapter to come out...Listen to the song, it's so perfect!

Back Here Links:

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/10b/f/AAAAAhN-bm4AAAAAAQvx5g.jpg Bella's wedding dress, just imagine it blue, ok?

http://www.bridalwave.tv/marchessa.jpg Angela's Wedding Dress

Guardian Angel Links:

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/6129/1d/s7diod-isorigin.scene7.com/is/image/unitedretailgroup/2260985A_151?product Bella's shirt chosen by Elizabeth (Eli)

By the way people! Did you know that:

InuYasha! This winter! New Season! Japan! Oh yeah!

Be prepared! Expect some dubs next year and some subs this New Years! It's a fact! The rest of the Inuyasha series making is green lit! The original cast is gathering together to restart the series! WHOO!

And some time this September or October the subs on Detective Conan movie 13 should be out! And I'm talkin about English subs! Be sure to watch it, it's going to be the firt movie since movie 5 that has the Men in Black IE Gin and Vodka!! If you miss this movie then what's the point of even watching Detective Conan? It's the climax of the series the moment we've all been waiting for! Ten Times as nerve recking as Jimmy Kudo Identity Revealed! 5 times as nerve recking as episode 129 when Haibara Ai comes in! You GOT to see it!

Oh yeah, some people PMed me saying what's so great about anime, Twilight is so much better. Well, here's why anime is better.

In a deduction showdown, Kudo Shinichi vs Edward Cullen, we all know that no one can defeat the Sherlock Holmes of the 21st century, Kudo Shinichi-kun i.e Jimmy Kudo/Conan Edogawa, and if you added Hattori Heiji then Edward doesn't stand a chance againt the two meitanteis!

In a battle of strength, if you had Edward Cullen against Kurosaki Ichigo, Ichigo can just use bankai, and if you brought in Rukia, Orahime, Uryu, Chad, Toshiro Hitsugaiya, Rongiku, Ikkaku, Yuichika, Yodoichi, Urahara, Byakuya, and Renji, then the Cullens and Volturi are gone, voila. All it takes is bankai and zangetsu! Oh yeah, maybe even Kenpachi Zaraki too.

If you wanna compare looks, then we have no choice but to use Robert Pattinson since he is the only real existing thing of Edward Cullen. Compare nonbathing stinky drug addict jerk to clean neat kind Detective, Kudo Shinichi! Add in Kudo Shinichi, Hattori Heiji, Kuroba Kaito, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Tamaki-senpai, Mouri-senpai, Sousuke Sagara, and Kazuma, and you've got a ton of better looking guys than Robert whats-his-face. I don't care if they are fictional characters, they still look hotter than "Edward Cullen" especially Edogawa Conan, kawaii! Conan-kun, Shin-chan, Kaito-kun, Heiji-niichan ne kawaaaaiiiii!

Oh, and now for the girls. Bella Swan vs the girls of anime. Well for this we use Kristen Stewart. Ran-neechan, Sonoko, Kazuha-chan, grown up Ayumi-chan, Haibara-san, Miyano Shiho, Miyano Akemi, Higurashi Kagome, Sango, Orahime, Kuchiki Rukia, Enma Ai, Chittery Kaname, Kyoko-chan, Moko-san, and Aoko all together can blow Ms. Stewart away. Even just Ran-neechan AKA Mouri Ran/Rachel Moore could beat her single handedly. Plus Ran-neechan is a black belt in martial arts, Kazuha-chan knows acupuncture, and Rukia of squad 13 already has a zanpakuto.

If you want to compare the averages, let's go with Angela Weber against Sonoko-neechan. Angela may be nice and Sonoko may be a little stuck up, but when it comes down to it, Sonoko-neechan CAN fight, and she will do what she can. Angela can't do crap. And if anything Sonoko-neechan can always hire security xD or just call in Kaito Kid with a priceless jewel of hers.

If you wnt to go into athletics, all Edward Cullen does is play baseball real good. However, Shinichi-kun could probably knock his head off with a soccer ball, in his 17 year old form without the super shoes, and Hattori is skilled in kendo. Not to mention Ran-neechan and her blackbelt in karate >:)

If you want to go into the children, Renesmee may be smart, but she is over shined by the Detective boys: Ayumi, Genta, and Mitsuhiko! Mitsuhiko-kun is only in first grade and can do long deivision, Ayumi has a knack of finding clues, and Genta-kun can find clues without knowing it and stumble upon cases, so add them togehter and they surpass Renesmee, especially if you add Conan-kun and Haibara-san! And you know what, let's add Karin, Momo, Souta, and Shippo-kun. Renesmee just got blown out of the water.

IF I OWNED TWILIGHT

1. Edward would not be a stalker

2. Edward would not be stupid

3. Edward wouldn't be controlling

4. Bella wouldn't be so stupid

5. They wouldn't have fallen in love in such a retarded way

6. There would have been more fighting and less romance

7. They would have not chosen the cast that they did for the movie but they would have kept Taylor and Ashley

8. Twilight wouldn't have been such a crappy movie

9. Twilight would have been using Japanese names because I love manga

10. the upcoming Twilight manga would be drawn in anime style by my sister

But do I own Twilight? No. Do I really want to? No. Why is that? Becuase it's too late to destroy >:(