| Shashuko the Paisley Maiden |
Author has written 30 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Ranma, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Anime X-overs, Death Note, and Higurashi/Umineko series. Except for the Satoshion and Sasodei and Sasunaru fics I that I take seriously, everything else is either Avatar crackfics, Q&A's or self insertions so far, so you have been warned: tread with caution. Mmm Satoshion... currently my favorite flavor of fluff. I'm sort of... obsessed... eheheh... I think 'Waiting' is on hiatus, by the way... but I'm not wasting my readers' time putting up an authornote. Becuase I hate getting those notes, so you probably do too. On second thought, I think all of my Naruto fics are on hiatus, sorry. | |||||||
1. Soft » reviewsWhy was Mion acting so strangely? If Satoshi didn't know it any better, he'd say there were two of her... he was beginning to wish there was. Satoshion, ongoing. Rated T for limes and gore.Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,022 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-28-10 - Published: 5-14-09 - Satoshi H. & Shion S.2. I Just Wanted to Hear Your Voice reviewsSequel to "I Hope Someday You Can Eat These Chocolates" for White Day. "You… helped me once, so I thought I'd do something for you…" Shion bit her lip. Words, words she wasn't ready to say were trying to fly out of her mouth.Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-14-10 - Satoshi H. & Shion S. - Complete3. I Hope Someday You Can Eat These Chocolates reviewsThere was only one way Shion could spend Valentine's Day.Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-10 - Shion S. & Satoko H.4. Groundhog Day reviewsZabuza-san!" Twelve-year-old Haku smiled across his guardian over the breakfast table. "Do you know what day it is?" Oh, crap... what did I forget this time? not BL but full of familymushNaruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-09 - Haku & Zabuza M. - Complete5. Anko Plus Gennin Equals: Pure Chaos! » reviewsMitarashi Anko: crazy lady, crazy former pupil of Orochimaru, and now crazy teacher of three crazy kunoichi. What will happen to these girls, who are all very creepy in their own way? Will they become even crazier than Anko herself? Read to find out!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 8-29-07 - Anko M.6. Don't Keep Me Waiting » reviewsDeidara's been ordered to clean up the dead Sasori's old room. What happens when he finds the ex-Akatsuki's diary? Sasodei- don't like, don't read.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 9-22-08 - Deidara & Sasori7. Dance of the Flower Petals » reviewsSakura switches bodies... with a yaoi fangirl Narutard! Pairings will include SasuNaru, KibaHina, ShikaTem, SasoDei, KakuHida, and several OC pairings, but I'll try not to focus on those.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,488 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.8. Swings reviewsMaybe," Mello said in the same airy, playful tone. "Care to hint at what you're referring to?" Matt glared. "You know exactly what I'm talking about, Mell. Or were you drunk when you did it?" MattxMello, oneshot.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-13-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete9. Smiling on the Inside reviewsShort SasuNaru drabble. Naruto's been defeated by his teme once again and asks a question. Why won't Sasuke come back?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. Ask the Hosts » reviewsEver have a question you've wanted to ask Haruhi? How about Tamaki,Kyouya, or the twins? For any questions for the Ouran High Host Club, come here!Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,034 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-17-0711. Fall To Pieces reviewsWhen Naruto and Hinata break up, who will dry Hinata's tears? KibaHina songfic to Avril Livigne's 'Fall to Pieces.' Don't like, don't read... or review.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-08 - Kiba I. & Hinata H.12. FOOD FIGHT! reviewsTeam Seven has dinner at Sakura's house, when Naruto accidentally flings a dumpling at Sasuke... and it all goes downhill from there.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-24-08 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete13. How Sasuke and Itachi's Fight Should Have Ended reviewsbecause, no offense Kishimoto, but that ending SUCKED. so here's what I think should have happened. characters all belong to Kishimoto, usage of characters in this situation is MIIIINE.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-14-08 - Deidara & Haku - Complete14. Read 'Without a Wand' First reviewsSpinoff of Stephy-chan's 'Without A Wand' - this is a Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover. Pairing is Luna Lovegood/Itachi Uchiha... really, read Stephy's work first. this is a one-shot. T for slight language and 'themes' and note that I wrote this a 5 AMNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-08 - Itachi U. - Complete15. An Akatsuki New Year reviewsSequel to Akatsuki Thanksgiving, Akstuki Christmas. Read em' first. ...It's New years at the Akatsuki base, and Deidara loses a bet! Rated T for Kisame's low alchohol tolerance.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-31-07 - Konan & Pain/Pein - Complete16. Blood Feud reviewsThe only person who can kill an Uchiha... is an Uchiha.' A look into Sasuke's brain on the night he kills Itachi. oneshot, rated T or being emo and full of BLOODNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-07 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete17. An Akatsuki Christmas reviewsSequel to Akatsuki Thanksgiving so you might wanna read that first. It's Christmas at the hideout! Watch as little brothers are tortured and Konan gets chased by a shirtless Deidara.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-28-07 - Hidan & Kakuzu18. IMs of DOOM! » reviewsSpinoff of Ask the Hosts, sort of. Shashuko and Stephy have an evil IM conversation with characters from Naruto, Harry Potter, DBZ and a little Fruits Basket note: me is Stephy.Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 9-7-07 - Complete19. Katon reviewsParody of the old song 'Do wa Diddy' set in Kakashi's POV, focusing on the bells test. READ NOW!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-07 - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U. - Complete20. No, Tobi, It's Not Clay reviewsOh, c'mon, clay tastes bad! So what does Deidei REALLY use for his explosives...?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-07 - Deidara & Obito U./Tobi - Complete21. An Akatsuki Thanksgiving reviewsIt's Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki lair! Read as everyone's favorite missingnins discuss food, family, and the tape of Hidan getting his ass kicked by Kakuzu. WARNINGS: Oneshot, Hidaxkuzu hints, Itachi off his lithium meaning he's got actual emotions.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-22-07 - Hidan & Itachi U. - Complete22. The Okonamiyaki Type reviewsRanma 12 xOver. After Ranma chooses Akane over the other, Ukyo is devasted. She moves to another town disguised as a boy and starts over at Ouran High School... RanmaxAkane RyougaxUkyo HanixShampoo and of course everyone else wants Haruhi.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-3-07 - Haruhi F.23. Resemblance reviewsLooking back, Haku realized that he had always been more like his mother than his father. oneshot haku drabbleNaruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-1-07 - Haku - Complete24. Itachi and the Evil Plunger reviewsSasuke decides to kill his brother by making him die of embarrassment my sister wrote this, and it isn't any good. if you want to remain sane don't read thisNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-25-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete25. Ouran High and the American Otaku » reviewsA transfer student from America comes to Ouran. Will she turn the Host Club inside out or will she simply convert them all to Mormonism? HaruhixEverymalecharacterintheserieswholikesher, onesided NekozawaOC. Rated M for mormonwritten.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,097 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 6-28-07 - Haruhi F. & U. Nekozawa26. The Goofy Goober Song reviewsAang, Katara, and Sokka are sitting in the Foggy Swamp and decide to sing to lighten the mood...Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-17-07 - Aang - Complete27. I Wanna Go Home! reviewsSequel to F.U.N.. Pretty much just ZUko singing Sandy Cheek's 'I Wanna Go Home' song, but i tweaked it just a tiny bit...Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-17-07 - Zuko & Iroh - Complete28. FUN reviewsTy Lee finds out that Mai doesn't know what FUN is! Well, she'll just have to spell it for her...Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-07 - Ty Lee & Mai - Complete29. The Evil Twin » reviewsRanma has a twin... but why didn't he know before? And why does she want to torture him like everybody else in the series does? Read and find out! RanmaxAkane MousseOC, KunoOCRanma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-14-07 - Ranma30. What's with all these food names? reviewsTwo girls from our world end up showing up in the Avatarverse just before the first episode. They find out they aren't the only ones. no pairings, except what is shown on the show, aka 'canon' pairings, hopefully be Zutara by the end of the 3rd bookAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-07