Hello Esteemed Reader,

I have not edited or added anything to my stories in quiiiite a while and that's not likely to change, I have my hands full with the realy world now. Feel free to enjoy them and I still love feedback because I still love writing and this site was a huuuge inspiration as an aspiring author. Just don't expect any new content any time soon.

Ta!

-Lyxsing

O_o

My name is an angram of my real name, with an "x" added. You'll never figure out what my real name is. No, really.

I love tons of books like Twilight (YAY!), and Artemis Fowl, and Sammy Keyes, and Harry Potter, and Inkheart/Inkspell! My favorite word is "psychadelic." I also like irritating my friends by using big words around them. I'm obsessed with the Sims 2, my new computer, and my friends.

My pets:

Hailey: Thouroughbred horse bred for the racetrack and her dad was in the Kentucky Derby (11th out of , um, 11).

Sunny: my beloved pony

Izabelle: My adorable but maddenly insane kitten!

Alice: My sister's grumpy cat.

Riley: Our dog. Also known as: Happy Snappy, Hippy Skippy, Happy J.E. Snappy (the J stands for Bob and the E stands for Elvis), Mortimier, Barkely or Satchel.

My friends: (WARNING: estremely out of date)

Rhiannon: My bestest ever friend since 3rd grade! She's the one who got me started on Fanfic. Check out her awesome stories too, or else! (her penname is Rhixannon of Evilness) = ) we've coauthored a couple stories. A member of Evil Dark and Firey

Chloe: My other bestest friend from third grade, and she got to go to India! not fair!

Jessica: My new bestest friend in middle school. She and Chloe don't do Fanfic. Bummer.

Kelly: AKA Kyllex of Darkness. One of my coauthors/friends, and a member of Evil Dark and Firey

Noelle: AKA Xonelel or Namine14. Also one of my coauthors/friends, and a member of Evil Dark and Firey

Sophia: One of my friends with the most personality.

Katie, Reesa, and Cassie: my campfire group, we've been best friends since kindergarten!

--the part that's nooot out of date:

Jessica is my bestest friend ever, not even boy problems can come between us :) Chloe's my sweetest friend and best role model, but we don't get to talk nearly enough anymore. Weylin is my love

Quotes I happen to like:

"Oh, everyone knows Rhiannon! She's the loud one!" Rhiannon's mom was told this by a really weird 8th grader who we all knew but had no idea that he knew us. He's the kind of wacko, dyes-his-hair-different-colors-for-every-month kind of wierdo. Ugh.

"I am soo gonna tease you about that!" -my reply to Rhiannon's shock after hearing the aforementioned quote.

"You sound like a constipated cow!" -me to Jessica.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -me.

"It'd have to be a pie bunny!" -My sister Allison. She meant to say an up high bunny, but three witnesses say she said pie.

"Don't drink and run, in memory of Jessica B--!" -me at track, where Jessica was being totally insane and spinning around in circles.

"Don't drink and shop!" -me, at Safeway, where I saw Jessica and she was being totally insane and spinning around in circles (again!).

"Now weary traveler, rest your head, / For just like me, / You're utterly dead." -Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

"We decided no leaders, so shut up and do as I say." -Time Bandits.

"The first two letters of pig spell pie and I like PIE!" -My wacko cousin, Reid.

"Hoozum!" -My cousin Reid, again. He shouted this just as we were about to fall asleep.

"Buckle up, boys and girls. We're about to be in a car chase." -Butler

"Be grateful I don't hit women (-slap, scream-) much." -Complete History of America Abridged

"You bring the letters to the adressee! You do not hang around showing off!" -Ron Weasley (Goblet of Fire)

"If you're a good boy I'll buy you a lollipop when I get back." -Holly Short (Artemis Fowl)

"I don't like lollipops." -Artemis Fowl.

My favorite pairings:

Ian/Wanda

Bella/Edward

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Farid/Meggie

Artemis/Holly

Mendanbar/Cimorene

Daystar/Shiara

Luciano/Arianna

Tally/David

Maximum/Fang

Ones I don't like:

Bella/Jacob (ugh)

Any character/OC

Artemis/Minerva

Ron/Lavender

Juliet/Mulch

Luciano/Georgia

Artemis and Alkaios is NOT about Artemis Fowl. The Time Magnet is.

The Time Magnet is an Artemis Fowl fic that I actually finished. go me!