Hello all you weird people.

Basic things about me:

I'm a legal adult, I'm Texan, I enjoy writing, cooking, reading (ESPECIALLY James Patterson. Maximum Ride y'all!), satire, sarcasm, Mac-and-Cheese with Ketchup, deep purple, music, playing the comedian, and believe it or not, I'm a blonde with more than a few brain cells to rub together.

The next part of my Profile is dedicated to my favorite shows, which includes pairings, scenes, rants, trivia, and other things you probably dont care about.

Feel free to scroll past.

Avatar, The Last Airbender...

Rant as of late:

Were your ship-based hopes and dreams destroyed when you watched the Sozin's Comet? Did final four episodes, despite their undeniable awesomeness, leave you somewhat saddened?

If you were, yer not alone. Personally, the only ship I supported that went through was Sukka...and Pakana (GranPakku! I love it!)

Everything else went down like flaming airships.

However, I have discovered something that brings hope back. A quote created by Irrel, one of the most popular Zutarians I know of. And while this quote isnt quite an angry mob, it certainly makes me feel better!

To all you Taangers, Tylokkas, and especially you Zutarians, I ask you to take up this chant and pass it on.

"SCREW CANON, I READ FANFICTION!!"

While these ships may disappear from our television screens, they will NEVER disappear from our hearts.

--SAT

Pairings:

Zutara

Sokki

Taang

Favorite Scenes:

Katara: Sokka, youre a genious!

Aang: Why? It didn’t even work.

Sokka: C'mon Aang, let the girl dream

Katara: No, it didn’t work, but it looks like it did

Aang: Did the definition of genius change in a hundred years?

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Sokka: Its a giant...mushroom...MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!!

Katara: Lets keep moving.

Sokka: FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! Mushy, giant, friend!!

(they should give Sokka more cactus juice, he’s funny when he's high)

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Toph: (feeling the ground in the Underground Palace Tunnels) This way, that ones a dead end!

Sokka: What would we do without you?

Toph: Perish in burning hot magma

Sokka: Yeah pretty much.

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Sokka: (puts hands on hips and strikes a warrior pose) Bravery and Honor...

Aang: Hey Sokka! Nice dress!

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Katara: He's just mad because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: They snuck up on me!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.

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Gaurd (lifting a rock above Aang in old man getup): State your business

Aang (runs up to guard and points at him): My business is my business young man and none of yours! I got half a mind to bend you over my knee and paddle your backside!

Gaurd: Settle down old timer, just tell me who you are.

Aang: Name's Bonzu. Pippenpaddalopzircopolous. The third! And these are my grandkids...

Katara: Hi, Jun Pippenpaddalopzircopolous, nice to meet you.

Gaurd (rubs chin and points at Katara): You seem like a responsible young lady. See that your grandfather stays out of trouble!

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Young Bumi: Look around you! What do you see?

Aang: Um, the mail system?

Bumi: Instead of seeing what they want you to see, you gotta open your brain to the possibilities.

Aang: A package sending system?

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Old Bumi: Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.

Gaurd: My liege, do you mean the Good Chamber or the Bad Chamber?

Bumi: The Newly Refurbished Chamber.

Gaurd: Wait, which chamber are we talking about?

Bumi: The one that used to be the Bad Chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the New Chamber but we really should number them. Um... Take them to the Refurbished Chamber That Was Once Bad!

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Aang (to Katara and Sokka) Guys, are you OK?

Katara: Other than the crystals encasing my entire body? Doin great!

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Sokka: Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job. (Holds up REALLY bad drawing) I've been working all day on my Appa!

Katara (squelches laughter)

Aang: Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.

Sokka: This is his head.

Katara: Why are feet coming out of it?

Sokka: Those are his horns! Look, I haven't seen him in awhile OK?

Toph: It looks just like him to me!

Sokka: Thank you, I worked really-(remembers Toph is blind) Why do you feel the need to do that?

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(While hanging "Lost Appa" posters)

Sokka: We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.

Toph (huffs): Why, because you think i cant put up posters on my own?! (grabs poster and puts it on backwards)

Everyone: ...

Toph: Its upside down isn't it?

Everyone: ...

Toph: I'll just go with Sokka.

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Broom Guy: Must be nice to visit an island. I haven't had a vacation in years.

Katara: Dont you have more hair to clean up?

Broom Guy: Shuffle on, I get ya. No more need for Old Sweepy.

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Toph (reffering to Jet): Was this guy your boyfriend or something?

Katara: What?! No!

Toph (in singsong voice): I can tell your lyy-ing!

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Aang (referring to Jet): We need to find a way to jog his real memories.

Sokka (teasing): Maybe Katara could kiss him, that should bring something back.

Katara (ticked off): Maybe you should kiss him Sokka.

Sokka: Hey, just an idea.

Aang: Yeah, a bad one.

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Everyone: (Looks up and sees Dai Li hanging from the ceiling)

Sokka: Now that’s somethin different.

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Sokka (during The Storm): Im too young to die!

Old Fisherman: Im not but I still dont wanna!

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(When preparing to vacate Omashu under pretenses of illness...dang what a mouthful)

Sokka: The marks make you look sick, but ya gotta act sick too. Ya gotta sell it.

Old guy with one leg: (Walks by on cane, moaning and groaning)

Sokka: Now that’s what im talkin about!

Old Guy: Years of practice (taps wooden leg with cane)

My Other Favorite Show is House MD...

And these are my preferences in a few short sentences:

House with Cameron.

Thirteen with Foreman.

I don’t care who Wilson ends up with.

Ditto for Cuddy.

Stacy should die.

Chase should too.

Rant:

BUT IT SEEMS THAT NONE OF MY PREFERENCES ABOVE (except Foreteen) ARE EVER GOING TO HAPPEN AND IT TICKS. ME. OFF.

And that’s all I have to say about that. NOW FOR THE ALL TIME FAVE SCENE!!

(Exam Room Two, where House, Wilson, and Some other guy are watching baseball on House’s mini TV.)

House: (offers snacks to Wilson)

Wilson: So she’s really coming back?

Some guy: Who’s coming back?

House: You don’t know her.

Wilson: You give her a raise? ...Increase her benefits?

House: (gettin irked) Don’t have TiVo on this thing, can’t rewind. Shut up.

Some guy: You lower her hours?

House: (turns to him)You don’t even know her.

Wilson: (suddenly takes real notice of him) Who is this guy?

House: (focused on the game) He’s a patient.

Some guy: (eyes also on the little TV) He’s examining me.

House: He’s got to go back to work as soon as I’m done with the examination...(looks thoughtful) Guess I do, too.

Wilson: (shaking his head and turns back to the game) It’s got to be something. I mean, she didn’t come back because she likes you...

House: (gets a very wooden look on his face, and doesn’t look away from the game)

Wilson and Some guy: (lean forward and look at each other past House at the same time, mulling Wilson's last sentence, eyes getting wider...)

Wilson: (jerks his index finger in the air, looking like he’s struck gold) Wait a minute! (leaps off the exam seat and whirls to face House) She did come back because she likes you!

Some guy: Haha! (punches House) You dog! You slept with her?

House: (glowers) Keep talking. I’ll finish your exam with a prostate check. (to Wilson, defensively) I’ve agreed to take her on one date.

Wilson: (throws hands in the air, looking like House had just thrown up the Hallelujah) What?!

Wilson and Some guy: (look ecstatic)

Some guy: So, you in to this girl?

Wilson: Yes –

House: No! She’s not giving me any choice.

Wilson: (now looks a bit puzzled.)

Some guy: Wait… she’s making you do her?

House: (irritated) Date her.

Wilson: (adopts a visionary look and tone)Young, ingénue doctor falling in love with gruff, older mentor-

Some guy: (puts a brotherly arm around House’s shoulders and shakes him, looking proud)

Wilson: -her sweet gentle nature bringing him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart.

Some guy: (nods decisively) Do her...or you’re gay.

Wilson: (Thinks about that one. Heh.)

House: Oh for God’s sake. (Grabs his TV and leaves. As he’s walking out the door...)

Wilson and Some Guy: (kind of singing) Sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

House: (talking over them) Grow up. And learn to harmonize.

NOW FOR OTHER QUOTES!! You might wanna go and get some food or somethin, cuz theres alot of em. And they will be separated into two groups. Semi-philosophical, and the just plain funny.

Philosophical first:

House: People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

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House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.

Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.

House: So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!

(Lord help us all if they took that seriously)

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House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up.

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House: ...We are who people think we are.

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House: He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks. I like him.

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House: Life sucks. Your life sucks more than most. It's not as bad as some, which is depressing all by itself.

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House: This is my office, I'm talking, there are people here who work for me, but not listening. Explain this to me.

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House: You want to know how two chemicals interact. Do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.

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House: People in my life have no expectations of me. It makes all our lives easier.

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House: You could throw a dart at all the adjectives between "arrogant" and "unhinged" and I'm sure you'd hit one that describes me.

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House: It's a basic truth of the human condition that Everybody Lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for.

Now the Funny Ones!!

Tritter: I don't wanna sue you.

House: Good

Tritter: I want to beat the crap out of you.

House: Less good

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Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

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(This is obligatory)

House: (speaking to the waiting room at the hospital’s crowded walk-in clinic) Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.

House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a BORED certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. (to Cuddy) That is true, isn't it? (turns back to crowd) But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. (eyes get wide and psychotic) Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?

(nobody moves)

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House: I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce.

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Wilson: You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word "friend" can also be translated as "limping twerp."

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House: I take risks; sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.

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House: What, you're saying I've only got one friend?

Wilson: Uh, and who...?

House: ...Kevin, in Bookkeeping.

Wilson: Okay, well first of all, his name's Carl.

House: I call him Kevin. It's a secret "friendship club" name.

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House: I've been alienating people since I was three.

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House: He didn't have any reason to lie.

Wilson: Everybody lies...except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him - you believed IN him. You want to come over tonight, watch old movies and cry?

House: (does a genuine smirky grin)

Wilson: Dr. Cameron’s getting to you. Well, I guess you can’t be around that much niceness and not get any on you.

House: Is that why you haven’t put the moves on her?

Wilson: What makes you think I haven’t put the moves on her?

House: (stops, and adopts a look that screams. "Oh HELL no")

Wilson: (points at him) Oh. Oh, boy!

House: (breaks eye contact and tries to recover)

Wilson: (shakes finger) You’re in trouble. (laughs and walks off)

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House: (to Cameron) Are you ... comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree.

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Cuddy: You just don't want to deal with the epidemic.

House: That's right. I'm subjecting a twelve-year-old to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored.

Chase, Foreman, and Cuddy: (make various faces)

House: Okay, maybe I would do that, but I'm not.

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House: (telling his team) 21-year-old male, comes in with grinding of the teeth.

Wilson: And House gives him a stroke, totally blows out his pupil.

Foreman: You scared a guy into stroking out?

Wilson: Does that surprise anyone here?

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House: On average, drug addicts are stupid.

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Cameron: What happened to everybody lies"?

House: I was lying

The show that i will love forever and currently is the category for all my fanfics is Teen Titans.

The pairings for these are:

Robin/Starfire:

Beast Boy/Raven:

Kid Flash/Jinx:

Cyborg/Bee:

My Stand on Terra:

NowI must admit, I had at one time supported BB/Terra with a ferocity that was almost unimaginable. However, after much reading of Fanfictions and reruns of Terra-themed episodes, I have come to a good place in the Terra issue.

I have decided that Terra can stay normal...because she is happy.

She was never really cut out to be a hero in the first place, and honestly, she would’ve been better off without her powers in the first place. Now, she has a shot at living a life like that. Let her enjoy it, she’s been through enough.

I know yer probly wondrin where that whole speech thing came from but I've just thought long and hard on this issue, and I've come to one that lays all my conflictions and emotions to rest. And I can now say with no qualms, Long live BB/Rae.

Have you ever noticed…

That each Titan at one time or another has an appearance of, or a reference to, their parents/parental figures in their life?

Raven: Hello! There was an entire season dedicated to it!

Beast Boy: See above

Cyborg: "The End, pt 2" Evil Cyborg: Are you gonna run cryin to yer mommy? Oh that’s right, you don’t have a mommy!

Starfire: Galfore!

Robin:Apprentice, pt 2" Robin: I already have a father. (Then see BATS flying out the lair.) "Mother-Mae-Eye" Robin: LADY!You are not my mother

Also...

I THINK I KNOW WHAT WAS IN ROBINS BRIEFCASE IN "REVVED UP"! IT WAS A PICTURE OF HIS PARENTS!

Think about it: "its only valuable to me" "you have no idea what it means to me" WHAT ELSE WOULD BE SO IMPORTANT TO HIM? And it WOULD be kept in a heavy-duty case like that so it won’t get messed up! I really think I'm right.

Teen Titans and Me:

I am happy with my views and opinions for this entire show, I adored the eppies (sill do), I loved the movie (despite the fact that I couldn’t understand what the Japanese people were saying), and I will forever be a fan.

When it comes to Teen Titans, my fanlife is complete, and the psychotic Rob/Star fangirl is content.

Not that I wouldn’t have a spaz attack if the show came back.

Favorite scenes:

Robin: You're getting married!?

Raven: Uh yeah...anyone we know?

Starfire: (fiddling her fingers and looking contrite) Oh, i have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.

Robin: (landing on her pod) Youre getting married! AND ITS TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?! (realizes hes in space with no helmet, and starts choking and swimming back to his pod)

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Beast Boy: So, after trashing a pizza place and a perfectly good video store, now we've managed to make a humongous space gecko mad enough to vaporize our entire town?

Cyborg: Go team.

Starfire: (Turning to Robin) All the fault is yours! i commanded you to leave me alone but you insisted upon the being nice!

Robin: MY FAULT! You blast me, you KISS me, but you never stop to mention that they have a gigantic particle weapon?!

Beast Boy: We are so DOOMED! (Turns to Cyborg) I can’t believe I let YOU talk me into this!

Cyborg: Say WHAT?! I was ready to warp before you-

Raven: QUIET!

Everyone: (turns to look at her)

Raven: (sweat drops and waves hand) Hi.

By the way:

In the background, if you listen closely, you can hear Star ranting in Tamaranian and Robin screaming, "I CANT UNDERSTND WHAT YOURE SAYING!"

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Beast Boy: I can be the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on earth. But ya know what dude? Sometimes its best to be a slow, tiny turtle. (holds out an origami turtle)

Raven: Now that would’ve been more profound without the hat.

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Beast Boy: OK, remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like "Blegh" and you were like "Grrr" and Robin was like "Snuuuuuh!" but then we found Killer Moth and i was like "Dude" and Raven was like "ZZzz" and Cyborg was like "BOOYAH!" and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things?

Starfire: Um...yes?

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Starfire: Please, you must not...(sees that Silkie has disappeared) see my dwelling in this condition. It is very messy!

Cyborg: This is messy? Girl have you seen Beast Boy's room?

Raven: (looking past the two) So...you and the curtains got into some sort of...argument?

Starfire: Um...yes. Today is...Gorb-Gorb, the Tamaranian festival of berating drapery. (turns to window) STUPID CURTAINS!! (shoots eyebeams, leaving a huge hole)

Raven: (rolls eyes) Aliens.

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Beast Boy: So... she's trapped in the pie?

Raven: Sure, why not?

Starfire: So what should we do with this evil confection?

Cyborg: Lets eat it! (everyone looks at him like he's nuts) Im just kiddin...mostly

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Cyborg: (to evil candy) Bad candy, bad candy! Get off! Hey, hey! Stop that! Stop! That’s not yours! THATS IT!! If you bite me im bitin back! (eats candy) Mm, never knew evil tasted so good. Uh-oh. (goes outside and pukes)

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Robin: Can’t be any scarier than the documentary on hotdogs Starfire made us watch.

Starfire: I never knew humans consumed so many pigs...or insects!

Cyborg: (Pukes some more)

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Beast Boy:(to Robin over comm.) Breaker, breaker, One-niner, this is Green Machine and Chrome-Dome calling Rubber Duck, coming at you on the flip-flop. Bear bait just dusted our britches going full throttle in the monster lane come on back.

Cyborg: Gimme that! Yo, Robin! You got company!

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Starfire: I, uh…am the Dr. Amazing Mumgon…the Terrible. And this is my henchman…uh… Henchy.

Driver: Well, Dr. Amazing Mumgon, you’re not on the list.

Starfire: This is because we are new here. Yes. We have come from East…Town to do evil here…as…we are evil.

Raven: (grits teeth) Extremely evil.

Driver: (sighs) Go on. (To Raven) You oughta think about ditching the boss there, Henchy.

Raven: I’ll keep that in mind.

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Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here… ’til Mad Mod’s tanks come to tear it down.

Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was gonna say.

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Beast Boy: (to Cyborg over comm.) It’s been totally lame here without you. Raven stinks at video games. It’s like she isn’t even trying!

Raven: Just because you glued the controller to my hands doesn’t mean I want to play.

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Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light, NO ONE!
Raven: Remember me?
Dr. Light: (sweatdrops) I'd like to go to jail now please

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Robin: Do you have a problem, Tin Man?

Cyborg: Yeah! It’s four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

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Robin: (on Mega Meaty-Meat) Yeah… I’m glad you found a way to make some extra money, Beast Boy, but don’t you think this place seems a little… weird?

Beast Boy: Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But im not leaving 'til I earn that moped.

Raven: Okay. I can’t eat until that thing stops looking at me.

Meaty-Meat Mascot: It’s meat-tastic!

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Beast Boy: See she thinks I'm funny!
Raven: Statistically, i suppose someone has to

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Cyborg: We've got a piñata shaped like Beast Boy...You know you wanna smack it.

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Cyborg: You bet there’s something wrong. (As Robin’s image dissolves to that of a giant steak) We need gravy! And plenty of it!

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Beast Boy: You're just jealous 'cause I sound like a Rock Star. (The best quote. Ever.)

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Raven: Evil beware...We have waffles.

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Brother Blood: Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?

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Beast Boy: (sees Nufo pile drop into a tube) OK, gross

Bob: No Danny, its delicious!

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Johnny Rancid: Ugh, I got eaten.

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Bobs: Say goodbye Tammy.

Beast Boy: Dude that’s a girl’s name!

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Bob: Hey Billy, are you ready to face utter destruction?

Beast Boy: No, are you?

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Billy Numerous: (to Kid Flash) Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me…uh, catch you…I’m Billy Numerous!

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Kid Flash: (dodges Kid Wykkyd's blow) Ah! Someone should put a bell on you.

Now the obligatory Quotes, Copy/Pastes, and other Random Stuff.

Quotes:

I don’t hate you, I just like everything else better. (a quote of my own creation)

Never get into and argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Don’t piss me off. Im running out of places to hide the bodies.

Im not bossy, I just have better ideas.

You're just jealous coz the voices only talk to me!

I'm not smiling at you I'm trying not to laugh

Anyone who isn't a fan of James Bond is just a communist! Seeing how most of his enemies are. (By ThSamurai, and James RULES!! May the awesome cars/gadgets keep comin!)

English who needs that? I'm never going to England! (unless James was there)

Who laughs last thinks the slowest

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

First law of nature: Don’t eat the yellow snow

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies’ eyes.

When Life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice and let Life wonder how the heck you accomplished THAT!

Flirt like a butterfly, sting like a genetically modified, half-shark killer DEATH BEE!

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny

I think the absolute worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades...or during a game of "Fake A Heart Attack"--Someone's Signature (i find this both hysterical and horrifying)

"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet; when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat-a-ray, we could power entire metropolitan area." --Dunno, found on someone’s bio.

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the heck do people still tell me to have a nice day?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Random Things My Friends And I Say/Do:

CJ: (sees me and his sister come in) Aw Man! The girls are here!

Tabitha: (who was already there) Um CJ, i was already here, and im a girl.

CJ: Then why don’t you look like one?

Tabitha: Im gonna kick you.

CJ: You wouldn’t dare.

Tabitha: (pulls back foot)

CJ: AH! Yes you would!

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Brian: The rare and endangered Tinika Fox!

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Tabitha: If the Alamo was a person, he'd be bald (Don’t ask)

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Me: Remember the Red Lobster!

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Tabitha's Mom: Look over there guys (points at an old, soon to be knocked down building) i remember when that building used to be a field.

Jessica: Yeah, I can remember when I went to school there.

Tabitha: You went to school in a field?

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(Days later, playing the "I say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind" game)

Me: Field

Everyone: Jessica

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Tabitha: Why are you hugging me?

Me: Because she told me to...You know you like it.

Tabitha: Uh, no I don’t. Get off.

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Me: Just a second, I can hear the people wanting something...MEE!!

Brian: You just live in your own little world don’t you?

Me: I thought that was Jessica

Jessica: Yeah! That’s MY title!

Brian: (buries face in hands)

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(Me and Tabitha playing a game where I try to guess the color)

Tabitha: It’s a pretty color.

Me: Brown?

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Me: Hey, Little Tortilla Boy.

Brian: STOP CALLIN ME THAT!!

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CJ: Hey, that was my dream!

Me: Yes CJ I too have a dream. That one day the world will join together and overcome your Gingivitis.

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Tabitha: (whispers) I have a secret to tell you

Me: Yeah?

Tabitha: (gets up close and looks around) Pickle.

Me: Nice.

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Brian: Since when have I carried a man-purse?

Liz: Since you started wearing a man-skirt.

Brian: It’s a kilt!

(We were just being random, he doesn’t really own those things...I think)

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Me: I blame you!

Tabitha: Why?

Me: Because you have a face.

Jessica: But doesn’t everyone have a face?

Me: ...THEN I BLAME YOU TOO!

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Me: (just happened across a naked baby picture) Aww, wouldn’t this look cute on the internet?

Tabitha: Actually, that could be classified as child porn

Me: Dang it! What happened to the days when you could blackmail someone with no strings attached?!

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Me: When life gets you down, got to Ali Baba's Flying Pancake House and have breakfast!

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Tabitha: (hands me a heavy blanket) OK, if you freeze to death in this, theres no hope for you.

Me: Um, isn't that a given?

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Brian: See Ryan. See Ryan run. Ryan runs fast. See Ello run. Ello runs fast too. Ryan runs faster than Ello and takes his ship. Ello's ship goes VERY fast. VROOM VROOM!

Tabitha: I’m not even going to comment on that

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(Emailing w/ Lilly, my Newest Friend and Cyber-pal)

Lilly: Someday we will go up to an old lady in a park, give her a high five (carefully as not to shatter her hand from saggalicious old ladyness) and we will say "Nice job keeping those potatoes in the sack all these years Stutch." And she'll make her old lady face and say, "wtf mate?"

Me: Where do you GET this stuff?

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(Talkin about what we look like)

Me: Whoa! Exactly how tall are you?

Lilly: Im 5'8"

Me: DANG! I'm only like, 5'4"!

Lilly: In person, im really not that tall. I just sound tall. Or maybe I am tall and I just don’t realize. UGH this is confusin. Lets just say im taller than most guys, lol.

Me: OoohKaaaayy.

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Me: POWER TO THE OLD PEOPLE!!

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Me: Hot chocolate is AWESOME! its so...chocolatey.

Lilly: Yes Skyler, hot chocolate is chocolatey.

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Lilly: I don’t really like chocholoate chip cookies.

Me: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!

Lilly: wow...that’s the coolest way to spell chocolate I've ever seen. I'm proud of my mispelling abilities, hee hee he

Me: le sigh

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(playing with those awesome Half-And-Half thingies at a resteraunt)

Sass: (mounts it on spoon and hits spoon, sending it flying)

Me: (catches it too hard)

H-A-H: (explodes) POOWICKCH!

Me: Well, that’s never happened before! (begins to wipe H-A-H off)

Mom: (lookin ticked and embarrassed) Obviously!!

Sass: (laughing) Hey look! Dinner and a show!

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Me and Sarah: (watching Weird Al MV's)

Me: (after seeing a bald, fat janitor dancing in a pink frilly tutu) AHHHHGH!! MY EYES!! (turns to Sarah and holds out hand) Eyesoap.

Sarah: What?

Me: EYESOAP!! GIVE ME EYESOAP!!

Sarah: (touches my hand, lookin freaked)

Me: (rubs "eyesoap" into eyes) AAAAAH!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!

Sarah: Then take it out!!

Me: ...no, I kinda like it. MORE EYESOAP!!

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(Me and Tabitha, talkin on the phone)

Tabitha: HEY!

Me: What?

Tabitha: I was hungry, and I found a Nutty Bar!

Me: O.O (then cracks up) That was random!

Tabitha: Yeah. The other day I bought some Nutty Bars, and I put them in my backpack, and I forgot about them, and now I was like "Hey im hungry!" And I looked through my backpack, and I see a yellow package of chocolately goodness!

Me: I never thought id EVER hear you use the term, "Chocolately Goodness"

Tabitha: I'm hungry!

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Me: (talkin about Canada) Hey, did you know that the Canadians have their own version of Mr. Rogers? Yeah, his name is Mr. Dress Up.

Rita and Robert: (begin grinning, as any sane person would)

Me: (grinning as well) Yeah, and they say that he can totally kick Mr. Rogers' butt.

Everyone: (guffaws)

Rita: That is so stupid, Mr. Rogers would definitely kick that guys butt.

Robert: Especially someone named Mr. Dress Up, he would so kick their butt.

Me: Frankly, I can’t imagine Mr. Rogers kicking ANYBODIES butt.

Robert: Hey, don’t diss Mr. Rogers, he could be a ninja in disguise!

Rita: (laughs ) Yeah, and he's walking down a dark alley and finds himself surrounded by these evil ninjas, and he kicks all of their butts!

Me: Yeah, and after he's done, he straightens that sweater that he always wears and says "Goodnight Neighbor!"

Everyone: (laughs hysterically)

(just so you know, Rita is 20 and Robert is 19...yeah, I know)

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(Later on)

Robert: You know how you were talking about Mr. Rogers' sweater?

Me: Yeah?

Robert: His mom made it.

Me: O.O ...What?

Robert: Yeah, his mom would knit him a new one every year.

Me and Rita: (nearly have seizures from laughing so hard)

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Tabitha: My pants were made in China!

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ThSamurai: (tellin me about the after effects of his knee injury) It was funny though because every time someone asked me how it happened I added onto the story a little bit. See it started with, "I wrenched my knee on the train tracks."

And by the end of the day it was, "I wrenched my knee on the train tracks trying to escape from a mad train conductor who piloted a car haunted by an old sea captain who was killed by a renegade pack of mercenary sharks which had been inconvenienced by the five-o-clock rush hour traffic from Planet "Z" which is directly to the left of Wisconsin, home of the biggest cheese hat in the world."

Doctor he told this to: (Rolls his eyes and leaves)

ThSam: (yelling after him) HEY! You asked!

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(Talkin on the phone with Tabitha)

Tabitha: Brian quit saying that!

Me: What? What is he saying?

Tabitha: Clean the toilet.

Me: (Bursts into laughter) That’s SOOO going on my profile!

Copy/Pastes:

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you have BEGGED Hadrian Ashbury to update Sunspots, the, I kid you not, ABSOLUTE BEST post-Superman Returns story EVER WRITTEN.

You know when you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(Yeah, I did. DUH-MEEE!!)

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our carbohydrate lord and hunger savior. Copy and paste this into your profile if you too have been touched by his noodly appendege. RAmen.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (I've done this multiple times, kinda creepy).

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile! (YEAH I did it, but im not happy about it, the bark was rough!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile (too many times to count)

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man and have never gotten a nosebleed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If youve ever tried to drink from a straw, and the straw went everywhere BUT yer mouth (ie: cheek, eye, chin, nostril), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped OVER a ‘watch your step’ or "Caution: Wet Floor" sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you brag about your scars/injuries/accidents, regardless of how they happened, copy and paste this into your profile you masochist you!

If you're obsessed with Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (The Princess Bride and Ferris Buller's Day Off. AWESOMEST MOVES EVER!!)

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you were going to say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head copy this into your profile (Its how I read fanfics!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile (its fun!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you like Kid Flash as much as I do (or almost) copy this into your profile.

If you like roses as much as I do copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (SO embarrassing!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile=P

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (like every day)

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile. (I want a poster of it)

If you have your own little world and you’re all alone in it and nobody understand you because you’re so UNIQUE, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever hit your head on an open door, run into a wall or door or parked car, pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, tripped on nothing, looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, fallen up or down or somewhere near a staircase, tripped over your own feet, stepped on your cat, or blown up a tank of propane, and you feel the need to advertise your stupidity, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you are "in", but not "of" this world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like food. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, GurlzChocolate, Skyler-A-Teloiv

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, XxNightfirexX, Skyler-A-Teloiv

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o )

If you are obsessed with RobxStar couple copy this into your profile

If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in TT: T in T, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think 10 Leisurely Days by Blue Ten, A Little Too Personal by Jen813, As the Dust Settles, Orange Coloured Cliffs, and Locked Hearts by Kryalla Orchid are some of the BEST Robin and Starfire chapter stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think ANY and ALL of the works by JulesFire are the BEST fluffy Oneshots and story (just had one), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a number-one reviewer, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do, ThSamurai. READ HIS STORIES!)

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have jackets and cookies.)

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares. Having to watch an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how cruel this world can be. I can still hear their voices taunting him..."Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids!"

Uncle Phil and Will: (Look at each other like, WTF?)

Carlton: (nearly crying) Why cant they just give him some cereal?

If you agree with Carlton and think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

"Being a superhero is dangerous.
Your risk everything to have that fame;
if that is even what you want out of heroism,
it doesn’t matter.
You put your life at stake
to make sure every other life is longer than yours. "

-KorrianderX'Hal aka Celina Caroline

That is very true, if you think so too, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were someone else? A particular someone, perhaps?

Have you ever imagined what you would be able to do if you were, say, Superman?

What would you be? Stay good or go evil?

Heck, if you had that much power, would you even stay sane?

-Anonymous

Im not sure if i would

Some Hyperlinks:

Now i really liked this, its the trailers for the Spiderman movies, but these feature Beast Boy as Peter Parker. Theyre EXCELLENT, check em out!

http://www.livevideo.com/video/8B6DD883A47E49E982E4196F9AA49826/spider-boy.aspx

Spiderman 2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ar8gZNpfWOo

Spidey 3 Yall!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5kpmRPDBDV0

Mas Y Menos

IF YOUVE EVER WONDERED WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, CLICK THESE. It’s about time someone told us! I've always wondered.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KXsyOdX5mgs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFu61Bp0-E&mode=related&search

Go here! it's a petiton for saving Teen titans! PLEASE SIGN THIS! this is put as a LAST chance to SAVE TEEN TTIANS! and get a season six! Tell em we want Slade and Red X DANGIT!

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/www.petitionspot.comteentitans

If you have ever played any of the Zelda video games, go here too. My friends and i LOVE this comic (and check out this artists other works, theyre HILARIOUS!)

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17346802/

This is something ANY Avatar fan will love. Justbe sure youve seen Lake Laogai and Crossroads of Destiny first. And to go to the next comic, the bottom has links. Seriously, check em out, , the next-to-last-one had me fallin out of my chair from laughter.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44494861/?qo=19&q=by3Arufftoon&qh=sort3Atime+-in3Ascraps

Avatar Short

This is something the creators of Avatar have made, with the real voice actors and everything, and I know the Zutarians will like it. The password is KOH.

The Most Terrifying Video You Will Ever Watch.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mF_anaVcCXg

This guy makes you THINK! I wish HE had been my Science Teacher!

But Seriously, you gotta think about this thing, and if you agree with whats being said in the above video, Copy and Paste this Message and Link into yer profile and make a comment directing others to it when you next update yer stories.

This concerns ALL of us.