Hello all you weird people.

Basic things about me:

I'm a legal adult, I'm Texan, I enjoy writing, cooking, reading, sarcasm, deep purple, music, playing the comedian, and believe it or not, I'm a blonde with more than a few brain cells to rub together.

Motto for this year:

If someone is chasing you while you are wearing high heels, as soon as you have a chance, break the heels off. Do not remove the shoes, because when your running for yer life, you dont know what kind of terrain itll be on.

The More You Know (cue PBS music)

The next part of my Profile used to be dedicated to my favorite shows, which includes pairings, rants, trivia, and other things you probably dont care about.

That said, I'm just gonna skip to the quotes, copy/paste things, and hyperlinks section. Its the only thing I read most of the time.

Quotes:

I don’t hate you, I just like everything else better.

I'm not accident prone, the world is attacking me!

Never get into an argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Don’t piss me off. Im running out of places to hide the bodies.

Im not bossy, I just have better ideas.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You're just jealous coz the voices only talk to me!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not smiling at you I'm trying not to laugh!

Anyone who isn't a fan of James Bond is just a communist! Seeing how most of his enemies are.

English who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Who laughs last thinks the slowest.

First law of science: don't spit into the wind.

First law of nature: Don’t eat the yellow snow.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies’ eyes!

What do you do when an Edward Cullen fangirl who's been shot is standing in front of you? Stop laughing and reload.

When Life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice and let Life wonder how the heck you accomplished THAT!

Flirt like a butterfly, sting like a genetically modified, half-shark killer DEATH BEE!

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny

I think the absolute worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades...or during a game of "Fake A Heart Attack"--Someone's Signature (i find this both hysterical and horrifying)

"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet; when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat-a-ray, we could power entire metropolitan area." --Dunno, found on someone’s bio.

"Two things in the world are indefinite, the universe and people's stupidity. And I'm not sure about the first."--Albert Einstein

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that.

Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy, yet guys only want one thing from many girls. No wonder so many relationships go up in flames.

Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Women go into marriage expecting men to change and they don't. Men go into marriages expecting women to stay the same, but they don't.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

People like you are the reason there are middle fingers.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I love having friends, they do so many things I can laugh at.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the heck do people still tell me to have a nice day?

Random Things My Friends And I Say/Do:

CJ: (sees me and his sister come in) Aw Man! The girls are here!

Tabitha: (who was already there) Um CJ, i was already here, and im a girl.

CJ: Then why don’t you look like one?

Tabitha: Im gonna kick you.

CJ: You wouldn’t dare.

Tabitha: (pulls back foot)

CJ: AH! Yes you would!

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Brian: The rare and endangered Tinika Fox!

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Tabitha: If the Alamo was a person, he'd be bald (Don’t ask)

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Me: Remember the Red Lobster!

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Tabitha's Mom: Look over there guys (points at an old, soon to be knocked down building) i remember when that building used to be a field.

Jessica: Yeah, I can remember when I went to school there.

Tabitha: You went to school in a field?

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(Days later, playing the "I say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind" game)

Me: Field

Everyone: Jessica

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Tabitha: Why are you hugging me?

Me: Because she told me to...You know you like it.

Tabitha: Uh, no I don’t. Get off.

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Me: Just a second, I can hear the people wanting something...MEE!!

Brian: You just live in your own little world don’t you?

Me: I thought that was Jessica

Jessica: Yeah! That’s MY title!

Brian: (buries face in hands)

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(Me and Tabitha playing a game where I try to guess the color)

Tabitha: It’s a pretty color.

Me: Brown?

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Me: Hey, Little Tortilla Boy.

Brian: STOP CALLIN ME THAT!!

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CJ: Hey, that was my dream!

Me: Yes CJ I too have a dream. That one day the world will join together and overcome your Gingivitis.

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Tabitha: (whispers) I have a secret to tell you

Me: Yeah?

Tabitha: (gets up close and looks around) Pickle.

Me: Nice.

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Brian: Since when have I carried a man-purse?

Liz: Since you started wearing a man-skirt.

Brian: It’s a kilt!

(We were just being random, he doesn’t really own those things...I think)

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Me: I blame you!

Tabitha: Why?

Me: Because you have a face.

Jessica: But doesn’t everyone have a face?

Me: ...THEN I BLAME YOU TOO!

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Me: (just happened across a naked baby picture) Aww, wouldn’t this look cute on the internet?

Tabitha: Actually, that could be classified as child porn

Me: Dang it! What happened to the days when you could blackmail someone with no strings attached?!

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Me: When life gets you down, got to Ali Baba's Flying Pancake House and have breakfast!

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Tabitha: (hands me a heavy blanket) OK, if you freeze to death in this, theres no hope for you.

Me: Um, isn't that a given?

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Brian: See Ryan. See Ryan run. Ryan runs fast. See Ello run. Ello runs fast too. Ryan runs faster than Ello and takes his ship. Ello's ship goes VERY fast. VROOM VROOM!

Tabitha: I’m not even going to comment on that

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(emailin lily)

Lilly: Someday we will go up to an old lady in a park, give her a high five (carefully as not to shatter her hand from saggalicious old ladyness) and we will say "Nice job keeping those potatoes in the sack all these years Stutch." And she'll make her old lady face and say, "wtf mate?"

Me: Where do you GET this stuff?

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(Talkin about what we look like)

Me: Whoa! Exactly how tall are you?

Lilly: Im 5'8"

Me: DANG! I'm only like, 5'4"!

Lilly: In person, im really not that tall. I just sound tall. Or maybe I am tall and I just don’t realize. UGH this is confusin. Lets just say im taller than most guys, lol.

Me: OoohKaaaayy.

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Me: POWER TO THE OLD PEOPLE!!

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Me: Hot chocolate is AWESOME! its so...chocolatey.

Lilly: Yes Skyler, hot chocolate is chocolatey.

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Lilly: I don’t really like chocholoate chip cookies.

Me: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!

Lilly: wow...that’s the coolest way to spell chocolate I've ever seen. I'm proud of my mispelling abilities, hee hee he

Me: le sigh

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(playing with those awesome Half-And-Half thingies at a resteraunt)

Sass: (mounts it on spoon and hits spoon, sending it flying)

Me: (catches it too hard)

H-A-H: (explodes) POOWICKCH!

Me: Well, that’s never happened before! (begins to wipe H-A-H off)

Mom: (lookin ticked and embarrassed) Obviously!!

Sass: (laughing) Hey look! Dinner and a show!

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Me and Sarah: (watching Weird Al MV's)

Me: (after seeing a bald, fat janitor dancing in a pink frilly tutu) AHHHHGH!! MY EYES!! (turns to Sarah and holds out hand) Eyesoap.

Sarah: What?

Me: EYESOAP!! GIVE ME EYESOAP!!

Sarah: (touches my hand, lookin freaked)

Me: (rubs "eyesoap" into eyes) AAAAAH!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!

Sarah: Then take it out!!

Me: ...no, I kinda like it. MORE EYESOAP!!

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(Me and Tabitha, talkin on the phone)

Tabitha: HEY!

Me: What?

Tabitha: I was hungry, and I found a Nutty Bar!

Me: O.O (then cracks up) That was random!

Tabitha: Yeah. The other day I bought some Nutty Bars, and I put them in my backpack, and I forgot about them, and now I was like "Hey im hungry!" And I looked through my backpack, and I see a yellow package of chocolately goodness!

Me: I never thought id EVER hear you use the term, "Chocolately Goodness"

Tabitha: I'm hungry!

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Me: (talkin about Canada) Hey, did you know that the Canadians have their own version of Mr. Rogers? Yeah, his name is Mr. Dress Up.

Rita and Robert: (begin grinning, as any sane person would)

Me: (grinning as well) Yeah, and they say that he can totally kick Mr. Rogers' butt.

Everyone: (guffaws)

Rita: That is so stupid, Mr. Rogers would definitely kick that guys butt.

Robert: Especially someone named Mr. Dress Up, he would so kick their butt.

Me: Frankly, I can’t imagine Mr. Rogers kicking ANYBODIES butt.

Robert: Hey, don’t diss Mr. Rogers, he could be a ninja in disguise!

Rita: (laughs ) Yeah, and he's walking down a dark alley and finds himself surrounded by these evil ninjas, and he kicks all of their butts!

Me: Yeah, and after he's done, he straightens that sweater that he always wears and says "Goodnight Neighbor!"

Everyone: (laughs hysterically)

(just so you know, Rita is 20 and Robert is 19...yeah, I know)

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(Later on)

Robert: You know how you were talking about Mr. Rogers' sweater?

Me: Yeah?

Robert: His mom made it.

Me: O.O ...What?

Robert: Yeah, his mom would knit him a new one every year.

Me and Rita: (nearly have seizures from laughing so hard)

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Tabitha: My pants were made in China!

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ThSamurai: (tellin me about the after effects of his knee injury) It was funny though because every time someone asked me how it happened I added onto the story a little bit. See it started with, "I wrenched my knee on the train tracks."

And by the end of the day it was, "I wrenched my knee on the train tracks trying to escape from a mad train conductor who piloted a car haunted by an old sea captain who was killed by a renegade pack of mercenary sharks which had been inconvenienced by the five-o-clock rush hour traffic from Planet "Z" which is directly to the left of Wisconsin, home of the biggest cheese hat in the world."

Doctor he told this to: (Rolls his eyes and leaves)

ThSam: (yelling after him) HEY! You asked!

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(Talkin on the phone with Tabitha)

Tabitha: Brian quit saying that!

Me: What? What is he saying?

Tabitha: Clean the toilet.

Me: (Bursts into laughter) That’s SOOO going on my profile!

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Me: (walking into my mom's room) Sometimes, there is nothing better than a bowl of Cheerios

Mom: (nods in solemn agreement)

Me: (also nods in solemn agreement)

Both of us: (bursts into laughter)

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(emailing Tabitha about some shoes she drew)

Me: I am DIGGING those shoes! i want me a pair! Seriously though, i couldnt imagine walking quickly, much less running in them. If someone was chasing me, first chance i got id be like, "Sorry shoes" and break off the heels. Notice i didnt take the shoes off. That is because when yer running for yer life, you dont know what kind of terrain itll be on.

Me (realizes the awesomeness of that line) Oh man, that is my motto for this year.

Copy/Pastes:

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you have BEGGED Hadrian Ashbury to update Sunspots, the, I kid you not, ABSOLUTE BEST post-Superman Returns story EVER WRITTEN.

You Know You're an Author When:

1. You talk to yourself

2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes

3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.

4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!

5. You have read a 250+page book in less than a day

6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)

6. Your writing teacher hated you.

6. You failed English class

7. You didn't notice there were three #6's.

8. Your response to #7 is some variation of, "Of coarse I didnt notice! Im a author I dont look at numbers, I look at GRAMMAR"

9. You pretty much confirm #8 as you note every literary error in the above sentence.

10. You're getting kind of annoyed that you are really that predictable...

11. And you want this to end so you can get back to writing.

You know when you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

GOOD FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper "you will die in seven days..."

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A friend will leave you if that's what the crowd is doing. A good friend will follow you. A best friend will kick the crowd's butt for leaving you.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will help me kidnap the band.

A good friend will help me learn how to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car in the lake to collect insurance.

The 19 Rules for good Riting:
Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
Just between you and I, case is important.
Verbs has to agree with their subject.
Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped up into our language.
Don't use no double negatives.
A writer mustn't shift your point of view.
When dangling, don't use participles.
Join clauses good like a conjunction should.
And don't use conjunctions to start sentences.
Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.
About sentence fragments.
In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
Its important to use apostrophe's right.
Don't abbrev.
Check to see if you any words out.
In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.
Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our carbohydrate lord and hunger savior. Copy and paste this into your profile if you too have been touched by his noodly appendege. RAmen.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If youve ever tried to drink from a straw, and the straw went everywhere BUT yer mouth (ie: cheek, eye, chin, nostril), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ignored the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign and felt the wrath of wet floors and gravity for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped OVER a ‘watch your step’ or "Caution: Wet Floor" sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.

Copy and paste this if you developed instant infatuation for Gerard Butler when he sang in Phantom of the Opera.

If you brag about your scars/injuries/accidents, regardless of how they happened, copy and paste this into your profile you masochist you!

If you're obsessed with Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know people who should not only get run over by a bus, but be hung by their own intestines, copy and paste.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (The Princess Bride and Ferris Buller's Day Off. AWESOMEST MOVES EVER!!)

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you were going to say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head copy this into your profile (Its how I read fanfics!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile (its fun!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you like Kid Flash as much as I do (or almost) copy this into your profile.

If you like orchids as much as I do copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (SO embarrassing!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile=P

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (like every day)

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile. (I want a poster of it)

If you have your own little world and you’re all alone in it and nobody understand you because you’re so UNIQUE, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever hit your head on an open door, run into a wall or door or parked car, pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, tripped on nothing, looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, fallen up or down or somewhere near a staircase, tripped over your own feet, stepped on your cat, or blown up a tank of propane, and you feel the need to advertise your stupidity, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you are "in", but not "of" this world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like food. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

Memorize this and type if your copy and paste thing isn't working.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! - If you could read that put it in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to slap 'em, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way too excited when books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh yeah. I like everything from punk rock metal to Billy Joel to Elvis to Apocalyptica to..ah the list goes on and on. I just hate rap and country)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile and sing "Burn Baby Burn" as you do it.

If you are a speed freak, thrill seeker, or adrenaline junkie, copy and paste.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a grammar nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, but that Gerard Butler is, then copy and paste this into your profile. (watches POTO and swoons)

If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (poke XD)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, GurlzChocolate, Skyler-A-Teloiv

MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, XxNightfirexX, Skyler-A-Teloiv

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

43.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. Copy and paste because you know this statistic has to be true.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o )

If you cant understand why Oriental, Native American, Hispanic, Middle-Eastern AND blacks are considered "minorities" when 98 percent of the world has brown eyes, dark skin and black hair, copy and paste into your profile.

If you are obsessed with RobxStar couple copy this into your profile

If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in TT: T in T, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think 10 Leisurely Days by Blue Ten, A Little Too Personal by Jen813, As the Dust Settles, Orange Coloured Cliffs, and Locked Hearts by Kryalla Orchid are some of the BEST Robin and Starfire chapter stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think ANY and ALL of the works by JulesFire are the BEST fluffy Oneshots and story (just had one), copy and paste this into your profile.

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This is Obsidian, the "I like Terra" Bunny. If you like Terra, then copy this into your profile.

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

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(o.o)- THIS IS FOR ALL MALCHIOR HATERS! IF U HATE MALCHIOR AS MUCH AS I DO COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! AND IF YOU HATE WHAT MALCHIOR DID TO RAVEN IN SPELLBOUND COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! HELP ACHIEVE MALCHIOR DOMINATION!

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Copy this bunny in your profile if you want to save season six for Teen Titans!

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(o.o) Copy this bunny into ur profile to achieve Cartoon Network domination. If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have jackets and cookies.)

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares. Having to watch an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how cruel this world can be. I can still hear their voices taunting him..."Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids!"

Uncle Phil and Will: (Look at each other like, WTF?)

Carlton: (nearly crying) Why cant they just give him some cereal?

If you agree with Carlton and think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

"Being a superhero is dangerous.
Your risk everything to have that fame;
if that is even what you want out of heroism,
it doesn’t matter.
You put your life at stake
to make sure every other life is longer than yours. "

-KorrianderX'Hal aka Celina Caroline

That is very true, if you think so too, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were someone else? A particular someone, perhaps?

Have you ever imagined what you would be able to do if you were, say, Superman?

What would you be? Stay good or go evil?

Heck, if you had that much power, would you even stay sane?

-Anonymous

If you have ever made one of these copy-and-paste things, well, you know what to do.

Some Hyperlinks:

Now i really liked this, its the trailers for the Spiderman movies, but these feature Beast Boy as Peter Parker. Theyre EXCELLENT, check em out!

http://www.livevideo.com/video/8B6DD883A47E49E982E4196F9AA49826/spider-boy.aspx

Spiderman 2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ar8gZNpfWOo

Spidey 3 Yall!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5kpmRPDBDV0

Mas Y Menos

IF YOUVE EVER WONDERED WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, CLICK THESE. It’s about time someone told us! I've always wondered.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KXsyOdX5mgs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFu61Bp0-E&mode=related&search

Go here! it's a petiton for saving Teen titans! PLEASE SIGN THIS! this is put as a LAST chance to SAVE TEEN TTIANS! and get a season six! Tell em we want Slade and Red X DANGIT!

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/www.petitionspot.comteentitans

If you have ever played any of the Zelda video games, go here too. My friends and i LOVE this comic (and check out this artists other works, theyre HILARIOUS!)

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17346802/

This is something ANY Avatar fan will love. Justbe sure youve seen Lake Laogai and Crossroads of Destiny first. And to go to the next comic, the bottom has links. Seriously, check em out, , the next-to-last-one had me fallin out of my chair from laughter.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44494861/?qo=19&q=by3Arufftoon&qh=sort3Atime+-in3Ascraps

Avatar Short

This is something the creators of Avatar have made, with the real voice actors and everything, and I know the Zutarians will like it. The password is KOH.

The Most Terrifying Video You Will Ever Watch.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mF_anaVcCXg

This guy makes you THINK! I wish HE had been my Science Teacher!

But Seriously, you gotta think about this thing, and if you agree with whats being said in the above video, Copy and Paste this Message and Link into yer profile and make a comment directing others to it when you next update yer stories.

This concerns ALL of us.

A Note:

I just want to tell you guys, I have very high, detail-focused, grammar/spelling-demanding, quality-a-must standards for stories, and every person in my Favorite Author List is on there for a reason, mainly, everything they’ve written is EXCELLENT. All of them are TT writers except MrDrP, who's, obviously, KP, and the other is DamageCtrl, who's Avatar. Believe me, one does not rise to be favorited by Skyler unless they are GOOD writers (or just funny ones) so please keep that in mind and check out those authors, cuz they deserve it.

Well...that’s about it.

until next time,

L8r

SAT:)

PS: I'm constantly changing my profile, so be sure to check occasionally to see how many weird and random things I can put on here before getting committed to Arkham Assylum. (Be sure to visit me when I do!)