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I have hit many Suethors in the past, but the people on this list have a special place in my heart due to their blatant dumbassery, tarty attitude, attention whore-ness, and overall spectacular failure, especially when this failure is evinced by their horrid spelling/grammar mistakes and screaming CAPSLOCK OF DOOM.
Kaiser Scott... you're a paranoid loser with a messianic complex, Octavarius. Yes, I know about your multiple accounts. You're at the top of this motherfucking list for a reason. You are the single most pathetic excuse of a clump of DNA that I have ever seen, even more pathetic than George W. Bush. You fail at EVERY level in life. Even more so, for stealing all of your stories from someone else! You're a TALENTLESS troll AND a THIEF! Everyone who sees this, flame his ass as much as you like, because it's all he deserves.
Xx Falcon's Eye xX Just for being a fucking retard with retarded stories. And now, she's set up a anti-flamer forum... which is empty. She's just one of these stupid little girls who whines about how the flamers are so mean to her by telling her that her stories suck. Go cry in a corner, little girl, and remember, it's down the road, not across the street. Same goes for your friend. You both amuse me... in a sad way.
SerenitySnow412 Another retard here, who is a friend of the retard above, and decided to retaliate against me for flaming said retard above. Which in itself is even more retarded, as this girl isn't even part of the Avatar fandom. It always amuses me so to see the retarded friends of retarded Suethors come after me. Wow, I said retard a lot, did I not? Well, these two girlsare VERY retarded.
Adelail Icestar This girl flamed me just because I flamed her friend. This "author" doesn't even write in the Avatar fandom, so I wouldn't have flamed her in the first place, if she wasn't such a whiny little tartlet who PMed me calling me a fop. Hey, girl. Look up 'fop' in the dictionary, since you apparently don't know what it means.
Hydromaniac... the shit you said about me was LAME. Even when I flame a shitty writers, I don't drag their family into the quarrel. You brought bad karma on yourself by insulting my family and telling me that you hoped that my spouse gets raped. That is lame, so lame. It's a line I myself would never cross. And guess what? I flamed your stories because they were CRAP. And your so-called flame of my work was so riddled with grammar and spelling mistakes, how could I ever be threatened by you or take you seriously? Begone, foolish mortal.
Th3Pen1sMightier...Seriously... what the FUCK is wrong with you? How can you call this pointless and tasteless tripe writing? Do us all a favor and go die. You're just as bad as a Suethor.
Arashi the Shadow Wolf... You're one of the biggest homophobes I have ever seen and you are living proof that homophobes are complete and utter idiots. No, I'm not gay. I'm a woman with a husband. But I support gay rights, just like some white people wanted to abolish slavery, and some men feel that women should be treated equal. So get your bigoted ass out of here.
AvatarsBasket... if you're finished with fanfic, delete all of your crapfics so that no one has to stumble across them again. Aang does NOT need a helper.
Fire Prince Zuko... Lawd, you're delusional! You CLAIM to be Zuko himself? Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you ARE Zuko. Would you want all of these Mary Sues molesting you? I think not. Get a life, and stop pretending to be a cartoon character. Zuko hates Sues, and so should you.
gir-the-cute-kounoichi... Your story sucks. You cannot write at all. Period. Throw away your keyboard and pay fucking attention in your Remedial English class. And your signature... 'if u think kataang and all of its supporters should burn in hell then copy this into your profile and add ur name! gir-the-cute-konouichi', is just FUCKING SAD. No one should burn in hell because they like a certain pairing. This just shows me what a trite, stupid, and immature little trollchild you are.
YinndYang... if you have the time to write crap, then you CERTAINLY have the time to FIX your crap. Don't tell me that you don't have the time to use spellcheck. Dumbass.
stained pearls... You don't like using Spellcheck? Too fucking bad. Better learn how to use it if you want to be taken seriously. And cats are wonderful creatures who smell nice. Chihuahuas are retarded little troll-dogs who should never breed.
Suethors are nothing but attention-starved trolls. Suefics and Mary Sues are nothing more than soft-core masturbation that is done rather publicly. Masturbation is a private thing, so please masturbate in private. Behind closed doors, with your hands nowhere near a keyboard.
If I flame you, it's not because I'm looking for random people to flame. I don't flame you on age, gender, sex, orientation, religion, or race. I flame you because...
-Your grammar and spelling skills are not even up to the skills of a five-year-old, and would make even the most hardened English teacher weep. Is it so hard to learn how to capitalize, space, punctuate, or spell?
-Your Sue has enough Sparklypoo powers to choke a grown man. Or a army of Firebenders.
-The canon character's personalities and characterization have been given a 180, so that Zuko is a pansy, Katara is a bitch or nonexistent, Iroh is a senile old man, Aang is a sugar-loaded kid with ADHD, Sokka is a jerk, and Toph is nonexistent, or is swept under the carpet when your so-called OC makes her appearance.
-You try to blind your reader by bolding, italicizing, underlining, CAPITALIZING, or centering each word in your so-called story.
-You're too lazy and/or retarded to use the 'Enter' key.
-You treat your spell-check with blatant disregard and act as if it doesn't exist.
-Your story isn't real fanfiction, it's nothing more than your wet dream.
-You whore for reviews, and threaten to not post the next chapter until you receive x number of reviews. If your story is crapfic, expect more flames than reviews.
-You let your majorly fucked-up OC/self-inserts/Mary Sues rape canon and the characters of that canon on a regular basis - up the ass at 90 MPH with no lube.
You may accuse me of having impossibly high writing standards or expectations, but is it so much to ask to respect the English language? And respect canon?
(gasp) Heaven forbid that anyone, especially a high and mighty Suethor, should respect the English language and canon! Oh noez!
Suethors are the reason why inbreeding, smoking/drinking while pregnant, and sniffing glue are all very bad.
About Aang's Metalbending comment... that was FUCKING JOKE. Get that, Suethors? Metalbending is NOT Canon! Aang only said it because he was having such a hard time with the drill! Repeat - METALBENDING IS NOT CANON. There are only 4 Elements to bend. No more, no less.
And Toph did not bend metal. She bended the earth INSIDE of the metal. So, just STFU.
And no, it's not Bloodbending, bitches. It's WATERBENDING. No, Bloodbending is NOT canon! The human body is about 2/3 water. That's a lot to bend.
Hi ho! Mah peeps! They rock!
I only leave signed reviews. If you got a anonymous flame by someone claiming to be me, it is NOT me. I do NOT leave anonymous reviews. If you get a flame by a anon reviewer with my signature, delete it. And I also welcome anon reviews. But if you're a obnoxious little brat who continues to spam me, I will block you or delete your review. It's as simple as that.
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