==Is He not the most SEXIEST piece of ass in the universe?! Go ahead I dare you to say NO...

Congratulations! Vin Diesel has a baby girl named Hania Riley! She was born April 2, 2008 in Los Angeles! She turned six months old this month! Oh my god I hope Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimenez decid to put pictures of her on the internet! I bet she's a beautiful baby since her father is a sexy piece of ass, and her mother is a Mexican super model! (What Vin doesn't know is that, I really gave birth to his child. Shh! Don't tell him... Muaaahahhahhahahahahaa!)

-A special message for Creeper.

Check out the story area right after the poem... Thank you!

P L E A S E V O T E !

Please check out my blog to see about the updates on fanfiction. My stupid school blocked fanficiton so I have to use blogger.com. Here's my blog: http://avpchick-princess.blogspot.com

And here is my Hotmail messanger: http://dieselsgirl08@hotmail.com

And here is my myspace URL: http://myspace.com/tubari

NEWS!! - Please check out the URLs above and check out the 'stuff' that is inside them.

Age: 19 finally!

Name: Not tellin'

Sex: Female

Location: If I told you I'd have ta disembowel you and maybe castrate ya to (only if your a guy)..muahahhahahaha...uummm...yeah.

Hieght: 5'1''

Eye colour: Amber/Honey (Turn black when really pissed off. So be careful.)

Hair color: Brown

Recently Found out: Smiles like Angelina Jolie

Race: Black, caucasn and indian

Likes: Writing fanfiction (soon), reading fanfiction, playing games on PS2, scaring the shit out of my little brother, watching tv (who doesn't right?), talking on the phone, hangin' out with my friends, and other things I can't think of.

Dislikes: Preppy bitches, homework, tests, school all together.

Loves: Creeper,God, animals (I really want a snake when I get our of this house. I need a good 20 foot python in my apartment to eat any bad guys that dare to come into my place. Heh heh), shot put, writing peoms and let's not for get weight lifting. (My best thing to do is bench press, I bench exactly 160 lbs). Yeah go me!!

Major Loves- Creeper, No one go near him or I'll kill them!!

Childhood Idols: Steve Irwin (I cried for weeks when I found that he had died), Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., the person who made weight lifting as a regular way to get built. (Others to come).

Favorite movies: AVP, Predator 1&2, all the Alien movies, Jeepers Creepers 1&2, happy Feet, Dragon Heart, Sci-Fi/action.

Favorite TV Shows: Teen Titans, CSI, Animal Planet, Dirty Jobs, MythBusters, Cop Shows, Inu Yasha, CowBoy Bebop, Family Guy, Wolves Rain, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and some others that I can't think of atthis time and place.

Favorite books: Books by Sherrikyn Kenyon, anything by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, campanions of the Night, all the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley.

favorite games: Blood Omen2, Legacy of Kain:Defience, Soul Reaver 1&2, all the GTA games.

I really lovethis site and the stories and people that are here. I enjoy everything here. I fell at home. But sometimes the feeling is shortly lived.

Just so that everone knows I'm the biggest bitch some people will ever come acrost. But, hey, I can't help my animalistic personality. RAWWR!! Plus people try to piss me off everday of my life. In order to servive you have to be that way some times. Life's a bitch like that. But if that's what God intended then.. BRING IT ON LIFE...BRING IT ON!! WWooo!! I had to do that it was gettin to me.

Oh, if you noticed I said God a couple of times in here. If there are any christians out there here is a site where you can get merchandise at: http://ibelievethemovement.com.

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can not see,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do anything wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I awake I'm all alone,

The house is dark;

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

I don't make a sound!

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls.

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run to the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall on the floor

With mybones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads out the door,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

STORY UPDATES/NEW STORIES

New Story: "Lethal Intentions" - Chapter three is up now

"Love With A Vengeance" - On hold

"Unlock my heart" - On Hold

"Heart and Soul" This story is COMPLETE!!

Oh., if you're interested here is my blog: http://avpchick-princess.blogspot.com.

Here are some really cool music videos created by ELDERPREDATOR. With featuring music by Godsmack. Here they are and please comment about them in my blog as seen above. Here they are:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V_LlOblUbPU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q1NxqCFQbxI

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nrqSCn0sBPw

Here are some sites to go to for fonts and stuff

http://theyautja.spyw.com/

http://avpgalaxy.net/

http://planetavp.com/

Enjoy!!

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

LET THE BUNNY DOMINATE!

I FREAKEN LOVE AVP AND GHOST RIDER THEY BOTH KICK MAJOR ASS!!

WOOOHOOOO!! YYEEAAAHHH!! I'M SOO FREAKEN HYPER!! (Too much sugar will do this you kids. Remember do not eat sugary foods unless there's an adult around.)

I hope I didn't scare anyone... I think that the Predator is the SEXIEST being ever imaginable!! Like oh my god the dreadlocks, the fishnet thermo net, the mask, the awesome, kick ass weapons, and let's not forget... the sexy, 100 chorded muscles that run all over his sexy body. OH YES!! I just wish my boyfriend was a Predator so I do what ever I want to him. -wink- -wink- (Hey this is my Profile so if you don't like what's on it... DON'T FUCKIN' READ IT!!) Y'all have a nice day now, hear...?

Current favorite Qoutes:

"I want you bleeders" --Sweeny Todd

"We're burning poo to perdition" --Mike Rowe

"Speed, weed, birth control; life's a bitch then you die, so Fuck this world, let's get high"

"You junior, bacon, cheese ass slut" --My friends

"Bitch!! Bathe me you whore!! Then you can 'do' me like the slutty prostitute you are!!"

"Love it or shove it"

"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get" --RENT

"Quack damn you" --Mythbusters

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" --Mythbusters

"Yes, I do my own experiments" --Adam Savage

Big Guy: "Akadian, watch yourself in there"

Mathias: "No need for concern...Miss"

Big Guy: "Oh, he's gonna pay for that"

Crucible: "I will curse her hotter than the oldest cinder of hell"

"I have no knowledge in that line, but it's hard to think so pious a woman be secretly a The Devil's bitch after seventy year of such a good prayer" End Quotes.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Subject: Scrabble

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!
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Special Thanks

Creeper, if you get to read this, let me tell you a few things. I've read your profile and almost fucking cried my eyes out because it was the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. Now it's my turn to return the favor. You have also made my life worth living. I almost considered that my life was no longer worth living. And when you came along you showed me that I had a place in this god forsaken world. I dream about you evernight and daydream about you in school. I smile when I see your face in my minds eye. You have made my life wonderful and for that I thank you. :Blows kisses:

I appreciate you.

~Vegetasfan~

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you cant see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I borrowed this poem from reinbeauchaser's story 'Butterfly': I really copied this off of someone else's profile cause I liked it.

I asked for Strength ...And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for Wisdom ...And God gave me Problems to solve.
I asked for Prosperity ..And God gave me brain & brawn to work.
I asked for Courage ...And God gave me Danger to overcome.
I asked for Love ...And God gave me Troubled people to help.
I asked for Favors ...And God gave me Opportunities.
I received nothing I wanted ... I received everything I needed!