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Author has written 73 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Higher Ground, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Spring Awakening, Bare, Misc Plays/Musicals, and Twilight. Picture: The lovely Julia Murney as Act II Elphaba Words: Part of a Confucius quote Artist: Me Shalom! I am HaChosenOne, otherwise known as HCO. You are about to enter my profile. Beware… (Imperial March plays) Proud member of the Bored Authors Society: Don’t eat the strawberry cake. VARIOUS THOUGHTS AND RANDOM TRIVIA One of my favorite words is “feck.” I swear too much, I know, but think about it: it’s not as vulgar as its similar-sounding counterpart, and it’s so much fun to say. Google is so pedestrian. Use goodsearch--for every search, a cent is donated to the charity of your choice. Think of how many times you search something a day, and all that it will add up to... Thank you to omg.it's.wickedjelly for linking me to the site. The Dream Cast, or: Say This on YouTube and Get Flamed Favorite Elphaba: Julia Murney, closely followed by Stephanie J. Block Favorite G(a)linda: Kristin Chenoweth, closely followed by Annaleigh Ashford Favorite Fiyero: Sebastian Arcelus is tied with Norbert Leo Butz. Although if Neil Patrick Harris should ever play the role, as I want him to, he would most likely be my favorite (can’t you just imagine him doing “Dancing Through Life”?) Favorite Fiyeraba: Julia Murney/Sebastian Arcelus (the best...) I always deviate from the norm, so it is no wonder that I have a deviantART account where I post some rather mediocre stuff. THE LIFE AND TIMES OF HCO (like you care) First off, I am paranoid when it comes to people knowing who I really am. If you are indeed a real-life friend of mine come to track me down, don’t tell me that you’ve succeeded. hides in closet That out of the way, I shall get down to business. Me: I am Elphaba. Truly. I never meant to, but I look like her, think like her, act like her, have the same hobbies and causes and even somewhat similar future plans and family. I differ only in religious beliefs (I am Jewish. Quite. And a firm believer in G-d) and my romantic life (none. sigh). I only wish I could play her, which brings me to my… Interests/Likes/Idiosyncrasies:I am a compulsive reader; that is to say, I read clothing labels and cell phone keypads if there is nothing else available. Second to reading, tied with writing, is music. I love nearly all music, primarily showtunes, opera, country, and classical. Eclectic, I know. I can play piano rather horribly, but I still want to play every instrument there is. My singing varies from day-to-day: I have alternately been told that I’m amazing and that I should just shut up; I suppose this means the end of my unrealistic dream to play Elphaba—did I mention that I’m a wannabe actress?—yes, I quote various plays, particularly Shakespeare’s, and various musicals, at random moments and am horrible overdramatic. And yes, sometimes I break into music or dance too, although I am ridiculously uncoordinated; I try Irish dance and it looks like a tic, or I turn to ballet and seem like I’m in pain. Writing is another occupation of mine and is talked of more at length below. Humor is very dear to me, as is evident in my writing. It has also gotten me into trouble at times, as have my obsessions with Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Wicked. I findmyself to be a poster girl for ADHD: I have actually broken off in mid-sentence to say, “Ooh, look, a robin!” and so on, and non-sequitors are my specialty (it all connects, really—in my mind, at least). The semicolon is, in my opinion, G-d’s gift to punctuation. Another very dear love is... Animals: With the lowercase ‘a’, that is. I love them, all of them. It is therefore my plan to be a vet and have a houseful of animals (unfortunately, my mother is against anything with fur, feathers, etc). I should say that my favorites are dogs, horses, and lions. I also love raptors. And dinosaurs. You get the idea. Speaking of pets, I also have many… Pet Peeves: I am a grammar/spelling freak. This translates, amongst other things, to GET YOUR FECKING APOSTROPHES RIGHT! I also loathe unwarranted hate (racism; anti-Semitism; homophobia; etc.); those people that find you interesting and accost you at bad times to grill you about your life and so on; irritating parents and teachers; bad literature. Ah, yes. Meyer and Paolini in particular have scarred my mind. I wish… Great Wishes: Peace; enough money to pay for school, travel as I wish, move to Israel,and buy all the books, music, and films that I want while still being able to support myself and my pets and attend plays and musicals whenever I feel the urge; to find my cell phone (if it is not lost now, it will be again soon); to be finished with all... School: I love to learn, really, and I find school wonderful in theory if not practical application. I want to study absolutely everything; I don't like to study if I have to...so yeah. I love math, but it hates me (I seriously cannot do anything except basic arithmetic without a calculator). Biology and literature, my other two Dearly Beloved Subjects, are kinder. Speaking of dearly beloveds, some of you would probably like to knowabout... Romance: Why, you voyeurs! Eh. Romantic life=dead. I simply have a desperate longing for an entirely unavailable person. Maybe that's one reason why I write so much implausible romance. FAVORITES (just to give a tiny selection; I apologize to those left out) Books: FICTION: Wicked-Gregory Maguire Phantom-Susan Kay Grania-Morgan Llewellyn; NONFICTION: The Bible—G-d Most biology textbooks Theatre: MUSICALS: Wicked (seen both in a full bootleg with the OBC given to me by The Last Truffula Tree, and live with Stephanie as Elphaba, Annaleigh as G(a)linda, and David Burnham as Yero) The Pirate Queen (full bootleg of the rather crappy Chicago preview. But it’s something) bare (decent full bootleg of the OOBC, and a great one of a slightly edited version) RENT (movie and partial bootlegs) Spring Awakening (full bootleg of the OOBC, BEAUTIFULLY filmed!) PLAYS: Equus-Peter Shaffer Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead-Tom Stoppard The Crucible-Arthur Miller Amadeus-Peter Shaffer Spring’s Awakening-Frank Wedekind (the play upon which the musical was based) OPERA: Don Giovanni-Mozart La Bohéme-Puccini Die Zauberflöte-Mozart Aida-Verdi SHAKESPEARE: Othello Titus Andronicus Hamlet Romeo and Juliet As You Like It The Taming of the Shrew The Merchant of Venice Yeah...basically everything Films: Star Wars ( in order: RotS; AotC; RotJ; ANH; TPM; TESB) Moulin Rouge! Romeo and Juliet (both the Zeferelli and the Luhrman) The Wizard of Oz (especially the Witch) Ushpizin Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog Does Prop 8: The Musical count? Television: I have no TV, but I like to catch bits of Wishbone and Pushing Daisies. And I like The Guild. Music (note: I love music; this is only a tiny selection): SONGS: No Good Deed-Wicked Bare-bare Circle of Life-The Lion King Hatikva-The national anthem of Israel; I don’t remember who wrote it ARTISTS: Kristin Chenoweth The Three Tenors Luciano Pavarotti Julia Murney Evanescence Stephanie J. Block Gad Elbaz Sinéad O’Connor Dovid Gabay MY WRITING Why I write: "The soul of a person loves to feel. It yearns not only for feelings of happiness but even for melancholy and tearful feelings. A person will listen to horror stories and watch violent horrifying scenes which actually bring him to tears, just so he will be able to feel. Emotion is the food of the soul; it is as much of a need of the soul as food is to the body." --Rabbi Kalman Klonymous Shapira (who goes on to say that "a person who fulfills this need with emotional prayer and study is nourishing the soul correctly. Prayer and study without emotion will leave a vacuum that will force the soul to search for emotion anywhere, even in sinful behavior.") Writing is both a favorite activity and a lifeline. I certainly plan to write a novel someday…once I think of a good idea. As to fanfic, Wicked in both forms is my chief writing fandom at the moment, although I do dabble in others and have gone through extreme phases of Star Wars and The Phantom of the Opera, as you can see below. I focus on humor—nary a story or chapter of mine does not have at least one drop of snark—and romance, with swirls of angsty tragedy. In regards to updates, I either go through phases of super-writing or long periods of writer’s block. I must also mention my titles: I'm terrible at them; even worse than with summaries. If you can't understand a title, don't worry--I probably don't either. And then, of course, we come to the supreme part of fanfiction…shipping. HCO’S FLEET OF FAVORITE SHIPS (in no particular order except the first) OTP: Elphaba/Fiyero: Wicked canon and perfectly lovely, with characters that provide for very enjoyable writing Anakin/Padmé Star Wars canon. See comments for Elphaba/Fiyero and Peter/Jason. Peter/Jasonbare canon and so sweet. Tragically beautiful. Glinda/Elphaba Wicked novel subtext; I generally focus on Glinda’s attraction when I write Gelphie. Erik/Christine The Phantom of the Opera. Whether it is canon depends on which element of the fandom you are focusing on. I generally prefer Susan Kay. But canon or not, I just feel that Erik deserves a chance. I ship others, but not so deeply. And I choose not to ship Harry Potter at all--too dangerous. EVERYBODY ships like Maguire there, and Maguire-style shipping means making dice with character names instead of little dots, putting them into a Boggle container, and shaking it all up. Bon voyage!
Unfortunately, I’m too much of a quote freak to have a section devoted to them. I used to list the stupid things people at school said, but that might have made it too easy for my stalking friends to find out who I am (did I mention that I’m paranoid?). So let it only be said that, according to some, Florida is along the Jersey Shore; Mother Theresa is from the Bible; 31 is a number between one and 26; a rock is an organism; and the planets revolve around the Earth. This shames me and makes me want to crawl into a hole with, as one teacher said, “my head between my legs.” PSA Jonathan Pollard has now been imprisoned for 24 years. Call the White House at 202-456-1111 or 202-456-1414 and ask the President to grant pardon to Pollard. It was about a year ago, on April 3, 2008, that three Israeli boys were traveling to a holy gravesite. In the airport, they met a man appearing to be a religious Jew, who offered to pay their ways if they transported a small package for him, and being young and naive, they agreed. To make a long story short, it turned out to be drugs that they were carrying. Japan, where they were caught, has zero tolerance for this, and now the boys are in solitary confinement in an atrocious Japanese prison, sitting with their heads down and their hands tied behind them and forbidden to speak. They get a little bread, water, and some vegetables every day, a haircut every two weeks, and can see a visitor through a glass window very, very seldom. Each has seen his parents exactly once, due to the expense of travelling. The government is working on trying to have them released, particularly the one who is only fifteen. It's not going very well, and the legal fees are huge (I remember not the address for sending donations). I hate what the world has come to. That is my rant. Anyway, kindly pray for: Yoel Zev ben Mirel Reesa Chava Yaakov Yosef ben Raizel Yosef ben Ita Rivka Thank you. MEMORIALS (or, why life really sucks sometimes) IN MEMORY OF THE MUMBAI CHABAD VICTIMS “How else can you explain why they're here and not here to stay? -Kristin Chenoweth One of the buildings targeted in the recent attacks in Mumbai was the Mumbai Chabad house. When Indian authorities liberated the hostages, six had been killed, including the Rabbi, Gavriel Holtzberg, and his wife Rivka. The Holtzbergs’ firstborn son, Menachem Mendel, died at the age of three from Tay-Sachs disease several years ago; their second son, Dov Ber, was born with the same ailment and was institutionalized in a facility in Israel under the care of his grandparents at the time of the attack. He died at the age of 4 one month after his parents' murder. Their third son, Moshe, was born healthy and lived with them in Mumbai. He was rescued by his nanny, Sandra Samuel, and is now living in Israel with relatives. It was revealed by her father during her funeral that Rivka was five months pregnant with her fourth child at the time she was murdered. This is in memory of: Rabbi Gavriel Holtzberg, a”h - 29 Rebbetzin Rivka Holtzberg, a”h – 28 BenTzion Kruman, a”h - 26 Rabbi Leibish Teitelbaum, a”h - 37 Yoheved Orpaz, a”h - 62 Norma Shvarzblat Rabinovich, a”h -50 HaMakom y’nachem eschem b’soch sh’ar aveilei Tzion v’Yerushalayim—May G-d comfort you among the rest of the mourners of Zion and Jerusalem." Please, please let this be the last time I need to make a memorial. If you would give nearly anything to have peace, copy this into your profile. THIS IS IN MEMORY OF THE MUMBAI CHABAD VICTIMS. IN MEMORY OF THE STUDENTS OF YESHIVAS MERKAZ HARAV "Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?" -RENT On March 6, 2008, an Arab terrorist entered Yeshivas Merkaz Harav in Jerusalem. He opened fire, and, for no crime except being Jewish, eight students were slaughtered and eleven wounded as they studied Torah. That night, there was celebrating in Arab-occupied Gaza. So I ask you to take some time to think on this. Think of what has been lost so far, and pray to G-D that we will have peace. But despite all this pain, we remain united; we remain strong! And in that merit, may we have peace. Amen. Am Yisrael CHAI! This is in memory of: Doron Mehereta z"l - Age 26 Yonadav Haim Hirschfeld z"l - Age 19 Ro'i Rote z"l - Age 18 Yochai Lipshitz z"l - Age 18 Avraham David Moses z"l - Age 16 Yonatan Yitzchak Eldar z"l - Age 16 Neriah Cohen z"l - Age 15 Segev Pniel Avichayil z"l - Age 15 If you would give nearly anything to have peace, copy this into your profile. THIS IS IN MEMORY OF THE STUDENTS OF YESHIVAS MERKAZ HARAV. LINKS Watch this. You have to. And THIS is a must for all Fiyeraba fans! At about 3:28 Kristin Chenoweth's clone comes dancing in. At least Prop 8's done one good thing. I'm laughing now. You've been reading the contents of this site, of which a large amount is badly-written porn; now have a bit of substance. There's something for everyone; trust me, it's incredible. So I'm seventeen. Does that mean I can't like kids' things? Come on, get the songs stuck in your head... Now go read and review. May the Force be with you! | |||||||
1. Aftermath reviewsIn the world of AU, Glinda's conscience after her experience at the Philosophy Club.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Glinda U. - Complete2. Measure A Year » reviewsIn daylights, in sunsets, in miles, in laughter, in strife. How do you measure a year? Years of Elphaba's life following from my story "Clear As Mud".Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Elphaba T. - Complete3. Because I Am a Wife » reviewsInspired by the song of the same name, this is an expansion on Grania's marriage to Donal, and some subsequent events. From the Boublil and Schönberg musical "The Pirate Queen."Misc Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-18-09 - Published: 5-31-094. Holy Scarecrow! reviews“Holy crow!” she encapsulated adjacently. “I think we’re someplace different!”--Dorothy wasn't the only one to drop in...Crossover - Wicked & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-095. And What Came After » reviewsIn which Fiyero does not die, thus influencing Later Events. Written less as an expression of the ideal ending than an honest opinion of how the story could have progressed.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,699 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 11-18-08 - Fiyero T. & Elphaba T.6. In the Closet reviewsElphaba's hat argues its importance with the musical fandom's most beloved character. Featuring utter immaturity, a broken fourth wall, and Fiyero's butt.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete7. The Beach reviewsEdward takes Bella to a very special place.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. In Love and War » reviewsOz is in a thousand civil wars. In the middle of it all, Elphaba is forced into an engagement with a politically advantageous young man from a known enemy,and must break her clandestine marriage to Fiyero. Drama ensues. AUWicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T.9. Surprise reviewsFrom the moment Elphaba tried on the hat, it was a night of surprises for both of them. One-and-a-halfside Gelphie.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-09 - Glinda U. & Elphaba T. - Complete10. WonderingA year after Jason's death, some of the main characters reflect.Bare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete11. On Truths That She Learned reviewsA little scraplet on Glinda post-leaving of Elphaba and Fiyero. Slightly AU.Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-20-09 - Glinda U. - Complete12. Taking Note reviewsAn utterly nonsensical bit about poor Fraulein Grosebustenholster. You must understand music to a small degree in order to get the awful pun.Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-0913. The Right Choice reviews“She is so pure, and I do not want to change that. I have made the right choice; I am sure of it.” The introspections of Frau Bergman as Wendla’s mother.Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-09 - Complete14. Frightened reviewsWhat had she been thinking? Glinda didn’t know, nor did she particularly want to know, the answer to that question. One-sided Gelphie. Yep, you heard me right.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-09 - Glinda U. - Complete15. The Point of No Return » reviewsIn which Christine chooses Erik.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 1-20-08 - Erik & Christine - Complete16. Wishing reviewsIt only wounds the heart...I'm not that girl. An Elphaba Thank Goodness POV.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-09 - Elphaba T. - Complete17. Unlimited » reviewsUnlimited...the drabbles are unlimited. A hundred was not enough for me. An open-ended drabble fest, and perhaps some oneshots. Basically, a dumping place for my ideas.Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 6-24-0818. A Rose By Any Name reviewsA slightly fluffy little piece about Nor, to put it best. A companion/sequel to Day & Night.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-1-09 - Fiyero T. - Complete19. Day & Night reviewsFiyero's tribal initiation. If it's any incentive to read and review, remember that the boy are given only a musical instrument--and a loincloth.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-09 - Fiyero T. - Complete20. Mirror Mirror reviewsPutting beauty into the eye of the beholder.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-09 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete21. Clear As Mud reviews--"Your very first party?" --"Do funerals count?" She was three years old and she was already grown up.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-21-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete22. Dealings reviewsA bit of Elphie angst against business-ness.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete23. Frameshift » reviewsShe began to think that behind that painted cornmeal sack of a face, there was a face she would know, a face she had been waiting for... - Wicked, pg. 389Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,035 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 6-26-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete24. Elfaba and Feyero » reviewsElfaba and Feyero are in luv but Galinda luvs Feyero. What will happen? HaChosenOne's first TROLL! Also known as crackfic. So R&R but be nice plz thnx.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete25. Unrosy Future reviewsMy vague attempt to bring a bit of humor to this sad, sad day.RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-08 - Roger D. - Complete26. Aberration II reviewsThe 'aberration' scene again, but from Yero's point of view.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-08 - Fiyero T. & Elphaba T. - Complete27. To Save A World reviewsSet between Gillikin and City of Emeralds. Elphaba has a confrontation with a pair of Gale Forcers.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-25-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete28. Entr'acte reviewsIn which HaChosenOne takes a stab at writing that dear scene in the corn exchange. Again, a high T.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-24-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete29. Bleeding Hearts and More reviewsGalinda has to whine to somebody, but no one will LISTEN! A bit of a prequel to 'Be Prepared'. When I wrote that story it just got me thinking... WARNING: QUEASY MALES SHOULD AVOID THISWicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-26-08 - Glinda U. - Complete30. Be Prepared reviewsGlinda's bag was too small. But Elphaba's had plenty of extra room. Directly pre-OSD.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-25-08 - Glinda U. & Elphaba T. - Complete31. A Winter's Night reviewsEvery so often we long to steal to the land of What-Might-Have-Been...Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete32. Nadir reviewsSomething was wrong; she could feel it. But she didn't know just how wrong. Somehwat of a sequel to 'My Light'.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete33. The Green Mile » reviewsA mile of verdegrisian drabbles as I join the ranks of the Wicked100 writers!Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete34. Making Good » reviewsElphaba succeeds in killing Madame Morrible. Fiyero is saved. Oz is changed...for good.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,176 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 10-25-07 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete35. For Good reviewsWith all the thousand words, I just don't know how to say goodbye...Elphaba's thoughts to Glinda just prior to the 'melting'.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-08 - Elphaba T. & Glinda U. - Complete36. Flawed Gem reviewsChronicling Elphaba's first day alone in that most beautiful capital of Oz. Such a lovely place is the Emerald City.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete37. A Wrinkle In Time reviewsIsn't every Elfaeyero writer required to write an ALAYM fic? Here is mine. High T. Note: this does not mean high tide, but nearer to M.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-30-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete38. Decrescendo reviewsSome secrets cannot be contained...KayversePhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete39. Opening Night reviewsThe thrill...the terror...the perfection...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete40. Tango Time reviewsThe infamous swordfight gets a little more interesting...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-17-08 - Erik & Raoul - Complete41. Alvin and the Phantom reviewsVisiting guests at the Opera Populaire?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete42. The Bet reviewsHow do you keep a manager/prima donna/fop busy for hours?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete43. A Poodle's Tale reviewsA little exposition onto Carlotta's white poodle that received three seconds of screentime.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-08 - Carlotta - Complete44. The Great Debate reviewsI have no idea WHAT got into me...possibly the Angel of Insane Writing...Erik lovers, come hither!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-19-08 - Erik & Erik - Complete45. Music Shall Surround You reviewsOne of Erik's first encounters with music.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-16-08 - Erik - Complete46. Scarfy's Tale reviewsMark rhapsodizes about his beloved. Pure Smarf.RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-12-07 - Mark C. - Complete47. Your Eyes reviewsJust came to say goodbye, love. A songfic.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-07 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete48. Aberration reviewsAnother scene extension. As with some others, this is another excuse to write pure Elfaeyero.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-07 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete49. Pain reviewsErik is EVIL...what Raoul really experienced in the torture chamber. Clattered out at 2:30 AM after spending three days with very young cousins who obsess over TV shows featuring characters with monosyllabic names.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-7-07 - Raoul - Complete50. Intermezzo reviewsWas it real, or was it just a flicker in the mind's eye?Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-29-07 - Fiyero T. & Elphaba T. - Complete51. My Light reviewsFinally written, my take on WHY Elphaba treated her son like an intestinal disease.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-07 - Elphaba T. & Liir - Complete52. From the Fish's Mouth reviewsOne of the most ignored characters in the entire 'Wicked' saga speaks. Complete nonsense.Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-07 - Complete53. Harry vs Anakin: Battle of the Chosen Ones » reviewsWhen a potion goes wrong, Hogwarts changes forever...Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 10-22-06 - Anakin S. & Harry P. - Complete54. Peter's Bad Idea reviewsWhat's in a name? Sometimes one doesn't want to know.Higher Ground - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-07 - Complete55. She's YOUR Daughter » reviewsWhen Vader took Leia as a baby, he had no idea what he was in for. From potty training to [gasp!] puberty, watch Vader, Sidious, and Mara Jade struggle with a peril far more terrifying than any Sith parenthood.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 3-22-07 - Darth V. - Complete56. Cry reviewsAnakin takes Padmé to Iego to see the Angels...read on.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-07 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete57. I Will Always Return reviewsIn the midst of the Clone Wars, Anakin and Padmé have one small, short reunion. Song: 'I will Always Return'.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-07 - Anakin S. - Complete58. My Last Breath reviewsAnakin stayed with the Light. But what did that do? Song by Evanescence. WARNING: HIGHLY ANGSTY.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-1-07 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete59. Morning Report reviewsAnakin takes Luke to see what happens in the normal morning of a Jedi Knight and Luke gets a BIG surprise.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-12-07 - Anakin S. & Luke S. - Complete60. Feeding Time reviewsA short oneshot. Anakin and ObiWan have a special mission. But can ObiWan survive?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-16-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete61. Blown Away reviewsPadmé finds something buried in the couch cushions.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-15-07 - Padmé Amidala - Complete62. Child of the Mind reviewsA lost little girls turns to Lord Vader for help. NO IDEA where the title came from.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-2-06 - Darth V. & Leia O. - Complete63. The Necklace reviewsA prisoner's necklace sends Vader on a trip down memory lane.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-10-06 - Darth V. - Complete64. Just a Dream reviewsAnakin attempts to comfort Padme after she has a disturbing dream.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-10-06 - Padmé Amidala & Anakin S. - Complete65. Worth a Thousand Words reviewsVader finds holos of Padme's funeral...angstfest.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-06 - Darth V. & Anakin S. - Complete66. From Two Sets of Eyes reviewsThe RotS youngling scene from the viewpoints of AnakinVader and a youngling.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-06 - Anakin S. - Complete67. Just A Friendly Game of Cards reviewsShort oneshot about Anakin's desperate attempt to keep a secret.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-9-06 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete68. ObiWan Kenobi and the Ewoks in Pink reviewsAnakin's pranks are driving ObiWan insane...but little does he know what Anakin's latest plot is...Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-25-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete69. Wake Up reviewsObiWan tries to wake up fourteenyearold Anakin. Good luck, Obi! Inspired by my own mother's pointless attempts.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-25-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete70. Ferus Gets Farkled reviewsFor those bored in class, by those bored in class, about those bored in class, done while bored in class.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-06 - Anakin S. - Complete71. These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends reviewsA takeoff on the AOTC wedding scene. No violence, just a Shakespearan title.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-06 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete72. Twist and Twine reviewsThe Temple is invaded by a very addicting habit...Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete73. A Happy Hogwarts Hanukah reviewsWhy do they have to celebrate Christmas every year?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
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