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Author has written 78 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Higher Ground, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Misc. Movies, Spring Awakening, Bare, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Twilight, Silmarillion, and Inheritance Cycle. Avatar Breakdown Picture: The Silmarils of Fëanor. Shiiiinnnnnyyyy... Words: 'Tis a commonly seen legend, with Silmarils being replaced by math, physics, zombies, etc. And seeing as Fëanor and Nerdanel did split up...it's actually not a hard picture to conjure up, and not too far from the story either. Artist: Me. You may use it if you like, but remember who to credit it to. What do you really need to know about me? I'm proud to be, in no order, eccentric, Jewish, and an incurable geek (the highlight of my year will be the operation of the Large Hadron Collider. I can write my name in the Star Wars AND Middle-Earth alphabets. Does that illustrate?). Writing is a physical urge for me; once an idea enters my head, it has to be written. Unfortunately, I think in pictures, so the stories don't always fit the ideas. However, people still seem to like them. It also bears mentioning that writing for a fandom does not mean that I enjoy it. Read my Inheritance and Twilight work: does that seem like the product of a fan? Unfortunately, education is now interfering with my writing: I have chosen a rather rigorous (read: masochistic) course of study, so I find that I have to actually do work--sometimes I even do it the night before instead of on the way to/at school. My fics are usually well-researched, so if you find something you didn't notice in the original book/film/whatever it might be, not an invention, but a semi-obscure bit of fact. I also enjoy making references to things outside the fic. Sometimes it's the original material; sometimes the creator's other work; sometimes a random quote or political happening. Think of it as a treasure hunt. As you may notice, I have difficulty not putting some humor into anything I write. I firmly believe that there should be a category for pure crackfic--although 18, I consider myself a six-year-old boy at heart, what with how funny I still find scatological humor. And how cool dinosaurs are. Re'turcye mhi / Namárië / Shalom / Until we meet again. | |||||||
1. Because I Am a Wife » reviewsInspired by the song of the same name, this is an expansion on Grania's marriage to Donal, and some subsequent events. From the Boublil and Schönberg musical "The Pirate Queen."Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 5-31-092. Five Things That Never Happened to the Silmarils reviewsOr: five rather ridiculous crackfics involving towels, toilets, and tangerine-flavored Gummi-Balrogs. And some crossing over too!Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-19-093. The Third Annual Wicked Fanfiction Awards reviewsNow back for a spectacular third season! Vote for your favorite stories and authors!Wicked - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-18-094. The Contest reviewsIn which a playdate goes rather terribly wrong.Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete5. The Lay of Lust reviewsA satirical poem telling of the meeting of Eragon and Arya, and his quest to win her hand.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-13-09 - Eragon S. & Arya - Complete6. A Difficult Duty reviewsSome sacrifices are just too hard to make...Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete7. In Love and War » reviewsOz is in a thousand civil wars. In the middle of it all, Elphaba is forced into an engagement with a politically advantageous young man from a known enemy,and must break her clandestine marriage to Fiyero. Drama ensues. AUWicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,053 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T.8. After the Fact reviewsQuite AU. Glinda's POV directly following the events at the Philosophy Club.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-09 - Glinda U. - Complete9. Aftermath reviewsIn the world of AU, Glinda's conscience after her experience at the Philosophy Club.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Glinda U. - Complete10. Measure A Year » reviewsIn daylights, in sunsets, in miles, in laughter, in strife. How do you measure a year? Years of Elphaba's life following from my story "Clear As Mud".Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Elphaba T. - Complete11. Holy Scarecrow! reviews“Holy crow!” she encapsulated adjacently. “I think we’re someplace different!”--Dorothy wasn't the only one to drop in...Crossover - Wicked & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-18-0912. And What Came After » reviewsIn which Fiyero does not die, thus influencing Later Events. Written less as an expression of the ideal ending than an honest opinion of how the story could have progressed.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,699 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 11-18-08 - Fiyero T. & Elphaba T.13. In the Closet reviewsElphaba's hat argues its importance with the musical fandom's most beloved character. Featuring utter immaturity, a broken fourth wall, and Fiyero's butt.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete14. The Beach reviewsEdward takes Bella to a very special place.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Surprise reviewsFrom the moment Elphaba tried on the hat, it was a night of surprises for both of them. One-and-a-halfside Gelphie.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-1-09 - Glinda U. & Elphaba T. - Complete16. WonderingA year after Jason's death, some of the main characters reflect.Bare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete17. On Truths That She Learned reviewsA little scraplet on Glinda post-leaving of Elphaba and Fiyero. Slightly AU.Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-20-09 - Glinda U. - Complete18. Taking Note reviewsAn utterly nonsensical bit about poor Fraulein Grosebustenholster. You must understand music to a small degree in order to get the awful pun.Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-0919. The Right Choice reviews“She is so pure, and I do not want to change that. I have made the right choice; I am sure of it.” The introspections of Frau Bergman as Wendla’s mother.Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-09 - Complete20. Frightened reviewsWhat had she been thinking? Glinda didn’t know, nor did she particularly want to know, the answer to that question. One-sided Gelphie. Yep, you heard me right.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-09 - Glinda U. - Complete21. The Point of No Return » reviewsIn which Christine chooses Erik.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 1-20-08 - Erik & Christine - Complete22. Wishing reviewsIt only wounds the heart...I'm not that girl. An Elphaba Thank Goodness POV.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-09 - Elphaba T. - Complete23. Unlimited » reviewsUnlimited...the drabbles are unlimited. A hundred was not enough for me. An open-ended drabble fest, and perhaps some oneshots. Basically, a dumping place for my ideas.Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 6-24-0824. A Rose By Any Name reviewsA slightly fluffy little piece about Nor, to put it best. A companion/sequel to Day & Night.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-1-09 - Fiyero T. - Complete25. Day & Night reviewsFiyero's tribal initiation. If it's any incentive to read and review, remember that the boy are given only a musical instrument--and a loincloth.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-09 - Fiyero T. - Complete26. Mirror Mirror reviewsPutting beauty into the eye of the beholder.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-09 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete27. Clear As Mud reviews--"Your very first party?" --"Do funerals count?" She was three years old and she was already grown up.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-21-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete28. Dealings reviewsA bit of Elphie angst against business-ness.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete29. Frameshift » reviewsShe began to think that behind that painted cornmeal sack of a face, there was a face she would know, a face she had been waiting for... - Wicked, pg. 389Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,035 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 6-26-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete30. Elfaba and Feyero » reviewsElfaba and Feyero are in luv but Galinda luvs Feyero. What will happen? HaChosenOne's first TROLL! Also known as crackfic. So R&R but be nice plz thnx.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete31. Unrosy Future reviewsMy vague attempt to bring a bit of humor to this sad, sad day.RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-7-08 - Roger D. - Complete32. Aberration II reviewsThe 'aberration' scene again, but from Yero's point of view.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-08 - Fiyero T. & Elphaba T. - Complete33. To Save A World reviewsSet between Gillikin and City of Emeralds. Elphaba has a confrontation with a pair of Gale Forcers.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-25-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete34. Entr'acte reviewsIn which HaChosenOne takes a stab at writing that dear scene in the corn exchange. Again, a high T.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-24-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete35. Bleeding Hearts and More reviewsGalinda has to whine to somebody, but no one will LISTEN! A bit of a prequel to 'Be Prepared'. When I wrote that story it just got me thinking... WARNING: QUEASY MALES SHOULD AVOID THISWicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-26-08 - Glinda U. - Complete36. Be Prepared reviewsGlinda's bag was too small. But Elphaba's had plenty of extra room. Directly pre-OSD.Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-08 - Glinda U. & Elphaba T. - Complete37. A Winter's Night reviewsEvery so often we long to steal to the land of What-Might-Have-Been...Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete38. Nadir reviewsSomething was wrong; she could feel it. But she didn't know just how wrong. Somehwat of a sequel to 'My Light'.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete39. The Green Mile » reviewsA mile of verdegrisian drabbles as I join the ranks of the Wicked100 writers!Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete40. Making Good » reviewsElphaba succeeds in killing Madame Morrible. Fiyero is saved. Oz is changed...for good.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,176 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 10-25-07 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete41. Flawed Gem reviewsChronicling Elphaba's first day alone in that most beautiful capital of Oz. Such a lovely place is the Emerald City.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-08 - Elphaba T. - Complete42. A Wrinkle In Time reviewsIsn't every Elfaeyero writer required to write an ALAYM fic? Here is mine. High T. Note: this does not mean high tide, but nearer to M.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-30-08 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete43. Decrescendo reviewsSome secrets cannot be contained...KayversePhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete44. Opening Night reviewsThe thrill...the terror...the perfection...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete45. Tango Time reviewsThe infamous swordfight gets a little more interesting...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-17-08 - Erik & Raoul - Complete46. Alvin and the Phantom reviewsVisiting guests at the Opera Populaire?Crossover - Misc. Movies & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete47. The Bet reviewsHow do you keep a manager/prima donna/fop busy for hours?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete48. A Poodle's Tale reviewsA little exposition onto Carlotta's white poodle that received three seconds of screentime.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-08 - Carlotta - Complete49. The Great Debate reviewsI have no idea WHAT got into me...possibly the Angel of Insane Writing...Erik lovers, come hither!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-19-08 - Erik & Erik - Complete50. Music Shall Surround You reviewsOne of Erik's first encounters with music.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-16-08 - Erik - Complete51. Scarfy's Tale reviewsMark rhapsodizes about his beloved. Pure Smarf.RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-12-07 - Mark C. - Complete52. Your Eyes reviewsJust came to say goodbye, love. A songfic.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-07 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete53. Aberration reviewsAnother scene extension. As with some others, this is another excuse to write pure Elfaeyero.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-07 - Elphaba T. & Fiyero T. - Complete54. Pain reviewsErik is EVIL...what Raoul really experienced in the torture chamber. Clattered out at 2:30 AM after spending three days with very young cousins who obsess over TV shows featuring characters with monosyllabic names.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-07 - Raoul - Complete55. Intermezzo reviewsWas it real, or was it just a flicker in the mind's eye?Wicked - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-29-07 - Fiyero T. & Elphaba T. - Complete56. My Light reviewsFinally written, my take on WHY Elphaba treated her son like an intestinal disease.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-07 - Elphaba T. & Liir - Complete57. From the Fish's Mouth reviewsOne of the most ignored characters in the entire 'Wicked' saga speaks. Complete nonsense.Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-07 - Complete58. Harry vs Anakin: Battle of the Chosen Ones » reviewsWhen a potion goes wrong, Hogwarts changes forever...Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 10-22-06 - Anakin S. & Harry P. - Complete59. Peter's Bad Idea reviewsWhat's in a name? Sometimes one doesn't want to know.Higher Ground - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-07 - Complete60. She's YOUR Daughter » reviewsWhen Vader took Leia as a baby, he had no idea what he was in for. From potty training to [gasp!] puberty, watch Vader, Sidious, and Mara Jade struggle with a peril far more terrifying than any Sith parenthood.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 3-22-07 - Darth V. - Complete61. Cry reviewsAnakin takes Padmé to Iego to see the Angels...read on.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-07 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete62. I Will Always Return reviewsIn the midst of the Clone Wars, Anakin and Padmé have one small, short reunion. Song: 'I will Always Return'.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-07 - Anakin S. - Complete63. My Last Breath reviewsAnakin stayed with the Light. But what did that do? Song by Evanescence. WARNING: HIGHLY ANGSTY.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-1-07 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete64. Morning Report reviewsAnakin takes Luke to see what happens in the normal morning of a Jedi Knight and Luke gets a BIG surprise.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-12-07 - Anakin S. & Luke S. - Complete65. Feeding Time reviewsA short oneshot. Anakin and ObiWan have a special mission. But can ObiWan survive?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-16-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete66. Blown Away reviewsPadmé finds something buried in the couch cushions.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-15-07 - Padmé Amidala - Complete67. Child of the Mind reviewsA lost little girls turns to Lord Vader for help. NO IDEA where the title came from.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-2-06 - Darth V. & Leia O. - Complete68. The Necklace reviewsA prisoner's necklace sends Vader on a trip down memory lane.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-10-06 - Darth V. - Complete69. Just a Dream reviewsAnakin attempts to comfort Padme after she has a disturbing dream.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-10-06 - Padmé Amidala & Anakin S. - Complete70. Worth a Thousand Words reviewsVader finds holos of Padme's funeral...angstfest.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-06 - Darth V. & Anakin S. - Complete71. From Two Sets of Eyes reviewsThe RotS youngling scene from the viewpoints of AnakinVader and a youngling.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-06 - Anakin S. - Complete72. Just A Friendly Game of Cards reviewsShort oneshot about Anakin's desperate attempt to keep a secret.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-9-06 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete73. ObiWan Kenobi and the Ewoks in Pink reviewsAnakin's pranks are driving ObiWan insane...but little does he know what Anakin's latest plot is...Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-25-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete74. Wake Up reviewsObiWan tries to wake up fourteenyearold Anakin. Good luck, Obi! Inspired by my own mother's pointless attempts.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-25-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete75. Ferus Gets Farkled reviewsFor those bored in class, by those bored in class, about those bored in class, done while bored in class.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-06 - Anakin S. - Complete76. These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends reviewsA takeoff on the AOTC wedding scene. No violence, just a Shakespearan title.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-06 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete77. Twist and Twine reviewsThe Temple is invaded by a very addicting habit...Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete78. A Happy Hogwarts Hanukah reviewsWhy do they have to celebrate Christmas every year?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
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