STORIES (PROGRESS)

Black As The Nights Sky, Says I
Well, to be honest, I have no clue when the next chapter's going up. Hopefully sometime this YEAR, but Ionno. D:

The Perverted Monk Is Being Punished
I haven't even started on the next chapter yet. D: (Yes, you can all throw knives and rotten tomatoes at me while I gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.)

Clockwork
Umm... by next month? Hopefully?

K A R S
No idea. D:

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Sex Ed
Summary - Inuyasha and Miroku are back as Seniors at Kominaiya High, but they have to take Sex Ed class. So, when they find out their teacher is female, things get a little, interesting. Especially when they actually meet their teacher.

Rating-M most likely, for adult themes and coarse language

Anime- (why do I even bother?) INUYASHA!!

Untitled (so far)
Summary - "Hmm...Go this way, be on time for Aunt Helga's wedding without destroying anything. Go that way, be late for Aunt Helga's wedding and destroy stuff, successfully making it explode." She looked thoughtful for a moment. "Exploding stuff, please!" And she sped off to cause chaos.

Rating- T for language and violence

Anime- Inuyasha

Sorrows of the Heart (Title still needs some re-thinking, I know)
Summary -"Kagome, I know that I cheated on you for a dead bitch, and I'm sorry I love her more than you, and I know I shattered your heart into a million pieces, but we can still be friends, right?"

Rating-T/M for adult themes

Anime- Inuyasha (duh!)

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INFO DANGNABBIT! 3:

Name: Just call me Stalker, thanks.

Sex: Female, as far as I know.

Sexuality: Asexual, betch. ;O

Hair: Really short, bangs are copper and everythin’ else is “auburn”.

Height: 5 feet, 6 ½ inches.

Age: However old I wanna be. Ohh, what now?

Personality: Lazy. And sarcastic. And I’ve got SLIGHT ADD. Get over it.

Other accounts: Lovely Miss Fortunate ( This one's better. ;) )

UPDATES AND OTHER STUPID STUFF

Thursday, March 27, 2008: 8:08 P.M.

Alright, it’s been over a year since I’ve updated any of my stories, and you’re all probably wondering why I vanished off the face of the Earth, because you all just care so much about me, huh?

Yeah, you do.

Anyway, like I’ve told some of my reviewers before, to say life is totally kicking me in the ass right now would be the understatement of the year.

No, this isn’t some sob story you all need to read about me and my pathetic life. I just thought that maybe some of you would want an explanation to my sudden disappearance, and there it is. Real life’s a bitch. Plain and simple.

However, because I actually can be a nice person sometimes, (Don’t get used to it.) I have decided to come back and continue my stories. I don’t know for how long that’s going to continue, or how good the chapters are going to be (Don’t forget, it’s been over a year since I’ve written ANYTHING related to Inuyasha, and my writing style has changed drastically, so don’t expect anything fancy), but they’ll be up if anyone wants to read them.

Well, that’s it. Expect something soon. Ionno how soon, but soon.

Kthxbai. xB

Monday, June 22, 2009: 10:07 A.M.

Um... You guys probably don't want to hear from me right now, and that is completely understandable. I sort of just disappeared off the face of the Earth a few, err... a while back. (I use the term "a while" quite loosely.)

BUT!

I'm gonna be as blunt and straightforward about this as I can:

I'm not inspired.

Nothing.

Zip.

Nada.

But... if anyone wants to give me a good kick in the ass to get me moving and writing again, you'd better be prepared.

I am the world's WORST procrastinator.

Forget everything you've learned about procrastinators.

I won't start working on something until the day after it's due. Horrible, I know, but what can ya do?

... don't answer that.

Anyways! Enough rambling.

Thankfully, it's summer break, so if someone did want to try and get me inspired again, I'd actually have time to write for once.

Yayy.

Okay.

The end.

Bye.