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since: 06-14-06, id: 1067431, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
country: United States
Author has written 35 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Xiaolin Showdown, Pokemon, Bleach, and Maximum Ride.

HEY GUYS I'M BAAAAAACK!! :D --6/6/09

Please tell me you're excited. Because I am so excited. :)

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Current Mood- HOLY SPAZZING FLIP I UPDATED!! I POSTED SOMETHING!! Yes!! It is true!! Helloooo, my dear people, I have returned! From my...(glances at last update)...holy poo. I have returned from my eight month vacation!! XD I've been dealing with some serious writers block, as you can see, and some serious sporting action got in the way when school started, and now I am free!! Not really, but you know. Just some homework that gets in the way now. :) I'm extremely satisfied with my new Max Ride fic, and I think I'm on a roll, so feel free to request a oneshot from one of the other categories I've posted under! I'm sure I can come up with something!! It may not turn out to be a good something, but it'll be something!! XD Well anyways, since I don't know if I'll get around to updating again before next year (profile wise, that is), HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! :D

Mood of Last Update- Hey! I'm in high spirits today. Most likely from all the chocolate. Or maybe it's because my birthday was two days ago, and all of that sugar I downed hasn't worn off yet. -I know, I know, I haven't updated any of my stories since like, LAST YEAR, but I'm trying. I can't find some of the old documents, and it's really teeing me off. Oh, and one more thing. I'm going to be leaving Fanfiction soon to write my own stuff, so if you have any last requests, you better tell me now. ...HA! April Fools! I would never leave Fanfiction!! Okay, I'm done. Go about your business. --4/1/08

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Helen of Troy link:

http://www.arthistory.sbc.edu/imageswomen/papers/hamiltonhelen/helenoftroy.html

Narutofan profile link:

http://narutofan.com/exec/user/profile.php?username=Mistoffelees_Shadow

Deviantart profile link:

http://mistoffelees-shadow.deviantart.com/

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Favorite shows/movies/manga- Inuyasha, Bleach, Trinity Blood, Blood Plus, Naruto, One Piece, Air (short and sad!), Mar, Prince of Tennis, Hamtaro (w00t for gerbils!! Er...hampsters), Fullmetal Alchemist, I'm starting to watch Samurai Champloo & enjoy very muchly, Xiaolin Showdown, Pokemon, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke(something along those lines), My Neighbor Totoro(so adorable!), most other Miyazaki films I can't remember right now, the Inuyasha movies, Ninja Warrior, Dirty Dancing 2, Wall-E, and almost all of the Disney movies that aren't recent. The oldies rock. :)

Favorite books/anime/authors- Maximum Ride (deserves to be loved by everyone. I swear. Go read it.), Inkheart series, Redwall series, DNAngel, Tokyo Mew Mew series, Chibi Vampire, Drangonrider, Amazing Gracie (IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY.) Twilight, New Moon (don't get me started. The annoying rapid groth of the Twilight fandom really ticks me off. Just don't get me started.), Hatching Magic, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Brian Jacques, Cornelia Funke, C.S. Lewis, Tamora Pierce, etc.

Favorite Musicals- CATS, Guys & Dolls, Grease, Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolored Dreamcoat, Hello Dolly (for the music mostly.)

Favorite Pairings

Maximum Ride- Max/Fang, Nudge/Iggy

Inuyasha- Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Kouga/Ayame, the others I've heard of or read about are just kind of accepted because of different opinions.

TMM- Ichigo/Masaya, Lettuce/Ryou, Ichigo/Ryou

Fullmetal Alchemist- Ed/Winry

Bleach- Ichigo/Rukia, Ukitake/Unohana, Uryu/Orihime (hee, he's the genius to her blonde!) and HITSU/HINA!! I love HitsuHina(ToushiroxMomo)...they're so cute!!

One Piece- Sanji/Nami, Vivi/Kohza

Trinity Blood- Abel/Ester

Blood Plus- Saya/Hagi, Saya/Solomon, Saya/Kai

Pokemon- May/Drew, Ash/Misty

Naruto- Naru/Hina, Sasu/Saku, Ino/Shika, Saku/Kaka (I know.), Saku/Gaa, Mats(uri)/Gaa

Xiaolin Showdown- Rai/Kim, I WANT MORE CHASE/KIM FICS!! SOMEBODY WRITE ONE!! ...please.

CATS- Mistoffelees/Victoria, Rum Tum Tugger/Bombalurina, Rumpleteazer/Mungojerrie I don't care if some of you peeps out there think they are related! They are NOT! By the way, did anyone else notice that the license plate on the car (in the video) says TSE 1? As in, T.S. Elliot the first? I found it quite interesting...

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Halla! You need to read this if you're here concerning any of my fics!

Okay, I shall list the order in which I shall finish the unfinished things. Bwahaha. I like random evil laughter.

The Moving Day: Leaving Home Behind- Yeeahhh...I dunno. It's just sort of whatever right now. As in, I think it sucks so it might never get done, because I'm an official member of the planet Dilly Dally. Oh. Did I mention it kind of sucks? Yeah. That too.

Kimiko and the Beast- Uuuurrrrrmmmm. This is definitely on my 'To Do' list. Somewhere. I don't think it sucks, but my attention shifted from it so fast I just left it hanging. Oops. I think I need motivation. Like, maybe if I met some hot Brazilian men. That'd work. ;)

The End- Really, I'm not so sure about this one. When I finish my other fics and reread what I've got so far, I'll decide whether or not I want to pick this up again, it was really a spur of the moment thing, and I have no idea what I'll do with it now. If anybody is interested in seeing the finale, just PM me, and if not, well...we'll see where it goes.

What I Go Through- Weeelll...this one is done. I think. I don't remember if I had an epilogue in mind or not. But for the most part, I'm sticking a fork in this baby cuz it's done!!

Death Butterfly- IT'S FINISHED!! HOORAH!! I'm so excited because I actually finished one of my chappie fics for once!! The epilogue is posted, and she is complete!! Thanks a million to all of you that reviewed!! Have some celebratory completion cookies!

Any of the Oneshots- For all of those oneshots I promised sequels and/or epilogues to, well...you're gonna have to wait until everything else is done. Sorry they're on the bottom of my priority list, but my chappie fics come first!!

Oh, and you cannot be annoyed with me if you find brand new oneshots popping up every once and a while. I'm sure there will be times when I'll have to relieve an idea from my brain to get on with my other fics, so bear with me. Thanks.

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Okay, here comes another one of my random rantings that WILL BE HEARD!! Gah, this most spectacular fic is just, so...spectacular, and it only has FREAKIN 20 REVIEWS!! IT'S A CRIME!! A CRIME I TELL YOU!! Now, if you are a huge fan of SanjixNami (One Piece) like me, you will utterly melt when you read this fic. Even if you don't like the pairing or if you don't know who the hell they are, you will still melt. Hell, even yaoi/yuri fans would melt if they read this!! It's so...fabulous!! Now go read it, damn it!!

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder --by VirgoMaiden

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Hey. Guess what. I think, I think I'm going to do some dedications. Because some people out there, they just rock. And deserve it. So here we go.

C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only -- Well duh. She kind of reviews everything I post. Which is rockin. Follow her example! :) Here's your earned dedication, CAM!! If you haven't figured it out yet, you totally deserve a ficlet oneshot for your awesome stick-to-it review attitude. So name the theme and I'll get it out there as soon as I can. :)

To all the rest of my fantabulous reviewers- Uh, you people make my day. I seriously think you've turned me into some sort of freaky review whore. I love you. Keep being amazing. ;)

Damleg- the rockingest not-published manga artist out there. If you haven't seen their work, then your life isn't complete. Go now, to deviantart.com, and search Damleg. Their SasuSaku manga...ahh. It just makes you happy inside. And if I could I'd write a fanfic for one of their fantastic pics, but I don't think I'd do it justice.

Aaaand...I can't think of anyone or anything else to dedicate to, so this is it! For now. :)

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DUDE. MAXIMUM RIDE DESERVES AN AWESOME FANDOM. It deserves a fandom way more than Twilight does, because it is much better. James Patterson is ten times more amazing than Stephanie Meyer, and she's annoying. -_- Think about it. How much does the last book suck? A LOT. See, she spent a million chapters building up to some major fight, and then everything went lame and the fight didn't happen, the whole Jacob/Renesme thing is stupid and cliche and she only did it because everything just HAD to be perfect in the end. I mean, the whole scene with Edward finally being able to hear Bella's thoughts is just so squeeshy and all, but COME ON!! What the crap!! She just wrapped up every single stinking problem that occured in the whole series in the last book!! Why the crap would you do that!? Tension is good!! Conflict is good!! And some things are best left unresolved! Holy bejeezus, woman. -_-

Oh yeah, back to my point. LOVE MAXIMUM RIDE. LOVE IT. Winged kids need some lurve too. :) And James Patterson definitely deserves the praise after all of the freaking cool books he's written. And what's freaking Stephanie Meyer got? A series that could've been good if she took the time to make it end well, but then she effed it up. In the worst way. So yeah.

GO MAXIMUM RIDE! :D

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1. Helen: Extended reviews
She was their Helen and the world was her Troy. Fax. Continued for Eighthnote!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-09 - Max & Fang
2. A Collection of Lovelettes » reviews
There will be quarreling, fluffiness, angst, and all the inbetweens of love. Dedicated to my favorite pairing: SasukexSakura. Chapter Six: In which Sasuke comes home, and there is ACTUALLY a story that exists in which he returns to some HAPPY PEOPLE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 5-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
3. There We Were » reviews
Snippets of NejixTenten, in which Neji and Tenten are lovers through several different means of reaching that destination and beginning. Chapter Four: "Tenten." He breathed, a smile curving the corners of his mouth. "You're ridiculous." -sequel to chap.3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Neji H. & Tenten
4. It's A Girl Thing reviews
Categories bother me. This is Drama/Romance/Humor, because it just is. Max is having some serious issues, Fang is getting a little exasperated, and we discover something new because I think it should've happened already. To Max, at least. :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-8-08 - Max & Fang - Complete
5. Starry Starry Night reviews
Fax drabble. Max wonders what will happen to the Flock, and what will happen if they go their separate ways after the world is saved. Fang of course, is being fluffy because they're having a moment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-08 - Max & Fang - Complete
6. Bonding: A Collection of Oneshots » reviews
And it was all explosive heartbeats and liquefied knees when he kissed her, arms moved to wrap around her waist. He was warm and nice, and made her think of happy endings and sunshine on the beach, just like she had guessed numerous times before.-NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
7. I Can Love You, But Can You Love Me? reviews
You know, I've come to realize that the title really doesn't have to have any relation to the fic whatsoever. So anyway, it's sounds dramatic but it's just my most prized drabble. EVER. Please read, it's JirxTsu! You know you love them to pieces. n.n
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-08 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete
8. Happily Ever After On the Run reviews
In which we have a beautiful Fax beach scene. Some fluffy stuff for the Fax lovers out there. Drabble.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-11-08 - Complete
9. Happy Birthday, Sakura reviews
Yup, this is for Sakura's birthday. She wants to stay home and be all close and cuddly with a blanket, chocolate, and some movies, but there are so many interruptions! SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-28-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
10. It's Time for Me to Go and Leave it All Behind reviews
Sasuke's drabble, some SasuxSaku throughout. His thoughts from about the time he left Konoha to the point of his return. For all those lovers of angst and happy endings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete
11. Would You Like A Jolly? reviews
Sakura has a newfound addiction to Jolly Ranchers, which just so happen to be Sasuke's favorite candy. And Naruto is just making everything worse, as usual. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-4-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
12. Don't Die for Me, Just Live reviews
JiraiyaxTsunade I've been wanting to write a JxT for a long time, so this just sort of happened. Our sweethearts are in their early-mid teens, having some relationship issues, teen drama...the usual. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-4-08 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete
13. What I Go Through » reviews
MayxDrew A complicated twist in Drew's life. His best friend. Her boyfriend. His undying love for his best friend, and how he copes with the boyfriend. Rated for mild language and inflicting bodily harm. Mwahaha, the sixth chappie is posted. :D
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,058 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 1-24-07
14. Bread and Instant Messaging reviews
Okay, so this is just a short little IM chat between our favorite Xiaolin monks, mostly focused on Rai and Kim. I know, it's pretty odd. But, it came from my buddies brain, and I just storyified it. Rated for one swear word. RaiKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-11-07 - Published: 5-24-07 - Raimundo & Kimiko - Complete
15. Drabble reviews
[[Damn it, damn it, damn it, she couldn’t do anything to stop him. He was fading, he was leaving, and there was no way she could stop him.]] Okay, so this is pretty crappy and everything, and the ending is just...not an ending, but oh well. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-5-07 - Hitsugaya T. & Hinamori M. - Complete
16. Death Butterfly » reviews
Momo Hinamori left home to attend to college and never told her parents or her childhood friend exactly where she was going. And her childhood friend, Toushiro Hitsugaya, just so happens to be a member in the famous band Death Butterfly. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,573 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Hitsugaya T. & Hinamori M. - Complete
17. The Moving Day: Leaving Home Behind » reviews
Kagome is moving away from her home and friends. She doesn't get the chance to say goodbye, and when Inuyasha comes to get her he walks in on an empty house. Will they ever be reunited? InuKag MirSan, slight SessolderRin. Very near to completion!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 8-24-06 - Inuyasha & Kagome
18. Stupid Elmo reviews
Sakura is forced to watch Elmo with her little cousin. Such torture is unbearable for her! She ends up getting herself into some trouble because of the little fur ball, but is it really all that bad? SasuSaku, rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-7-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
19. Raimundo, the Blonde reviews
Kimiko has a fascinating little idea...yus, she is going to sneak into his room in the middle of the night and dye his hair. What color? Well, don't just judge by the title, it could be lying...heehee. RaixKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-31-07 - Kimiko & Raimundo - Complete
20. Unfair Provocations reviews
Okay, so this is terribly short, but I don't care. Yummy RaixKim fluff, and some swearage. Yes, swearage. Hey ladies....Rai won't be wearing a shirt the entire fic...muahahaha.... anywho, I was bored. Please bear with my...well, my RBS. I have RBS.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-11-07 - Raimundo & Kimiko - Complete
21. A Sweet Moment reviews
Alright, the name is junk, and it shall be such until I am able to think of a better one. RxK
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-19-07 - Kimiko & Raimundo - Complete
22. Hero reviews
She had always thought he was her hero. She waited for him, and he left. She mourns, she thinks things over, she hurts....she doesn't care. Okay, so I think I could've done better, but whatever. And I am lacking a better name, so shut up. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
23. Dancing to the Music reviews
Perhaps there would be a happy ending for her, and it was on the dance floor with him. The title doesn't make much sense now that I think about it, but oh well, deal with it. SasxSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-9-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
24. Gaara's First reviews
Sakura mourns, Gaara questions. Short chat, short fic, short summary. Fluff, serious tone in the beginning, lighthearted end. Enjoy. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-8-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete
25. The Mission, the Heartache, and the Romantic reviews
So, Shikamaru goes out on an Aclass mission, leaving Ino to sit and fret. After discussing him with Sakura, she realizes that she has a thing for the lazy Nara. Jeez, I just realized how many of my fics involve people storming into houses...ShikaxIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-5-07 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
26. Girl in the Window reviews
Sasuke is a wanderer. He's on his way to find the one that he left behind all those years ago. It's a day of walking in the rain, and he comes upon an interesting farm styled house. Who lies beyond the door? Read and find out. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-2-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
27. Rain and A Memory reviews
SasuSaku. Okay, so it's raining and Sakura is remembering. I don't think there's much more to it than that...except for the stranger that barges into her house, but you'll read about that, so I won't spoil the end for you. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-19-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
28. A Sakura Valentines reviews
SxS Ah, every year Sakura is by herself on Valentines Day, visiting friends and staying away from home so she won't feel lonely. But, when there's nothing left to do she decides to go home and wallow, only to find a valentine on her doorstep. Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-14-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
29. Retarded Weather Pattern! » reviews
Yeah, the name will make sense later. Hmm....Kakashi misses Sakura's birthday, sort of. So he comes back, finds her on a bench in the rain, takes her home, gives her a present, and POOF! He disappears! Why? Ooh,the suspense! Okay, so it's just a twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-5-07 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete
30. Kimiko and the Beast » reviews
KimRai Kimiko was only out to find a good tree for the upcoming celebration, and ends up getting lost. she is found and taken to a castle with tales of dragons surrounding it. Rating subject to change.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 11-19-06 - Kimiko & Raimundo
31. Pink on White reviews
Sakura is tired of life and not feeling anything. And the snow is the perfect thing to make it all go away. But then there was Sasuke, and her strange dream under a cherry tree. Will Sakura end it like she planned? Or will she hold on for Sasukes sake?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-23-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
32. The End » reviews
RaiKim The Warriors face off against Hannibal Bean, and the result is disasterous. Will Kimiko lose her heart, her love to a very agonizing, bones crunchified death? I have alternate endings! You pick the outcome! I know, you all love me for that.XD Enjoy
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-28-06 - Kimiko & Raimundo
33. Dead and Gone,,,,,,,,,,Maybe » reviews
Sakura has just found out Sasuke is dead. What is she to do? Read and find out! Heh, but I am such a meanie.....FINISHED! YAY! I'm not a meanie anymore! I think....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-21-06 - Published: 10-14-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
34. A Walk in the Woods reviews
RaiKimi Kimiko takes a walk in the woods to clear her head and ends up crying. Rai is worried when she leaves the temple so he goes to look for her. sorry I suck with summaries!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-13-06 - Kimiko & Raimundo - Complete
35. A New Love Blossoms Under the Oak » reviews
the name is crap, so just bear with me!Another training day, another day with Sasuke. But when Sakura finds another, much prettier girl kissing him, what happens? Better than it sounds. SasSak oneshotI'm gonna write a sequel later, details inside!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 9-2-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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