Email & MSN: Lizzyandstitch@hotmail.com

I was born on the day of Roxas + Axel
In the month of Xaldin
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Vexen
And I'm Demyx + Saïx years old.
My favorite number is Axel
But my lucky number is Axel!
If you get it, put your own on your profile!

You can use my Email to contact me

DeviantArt: KatDemonLizzy

Skype: KatDemonLizzy

Aim: KatDemonLiz

Don't be a stranger now 'kay?

"I'm no Stranger to Sarcasm, sir

One of my friends I talk to is British and i feel bad for the times I don't understand what they are saying , but that's only until she says she doesn't understand my Americanese...

ಠ_ಠ

So many people seem to be in writers block, here an idea for Hetalia Fanfiction writers:

Atlantis: The Lost Empire Parody Fic: You have no idea how much i want some one to do this, its not even funny. |:

STORIES FINISHED

-Dr. Effingpot

-700 Years of British Tourism.

Stories in Progress

-Guns for Hearts

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Names

Your real name -Elizabeth or Lizzy, i'll do both

Your Nobody name - (mix up the letters of your name and add 'x' where needed)

Elizabeth: Beitelxah

Lizzy: Zyxizl

Your gansta' name - (the first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Elizabeth: Eli-izzle

Lizzy: liz-izzle

Your detective name - (fave. color and fave. animal)

Blue Kitten

Your soap opera name - (middle name and street you live on)

Pfffft oh great, get ready to laugh: Lillian Steve Lillie

Your Star Wars name - (first three letters of last name and first two of your first)

Elizabeth: Menel

Lizzy: Menli

Your Super Hero name - (second fave. color and fave. drink)

Its sounds racist: White Dr. Pepper

Your Witness protection name - (middle names of parents)

._. OH GOD i don't know them :'D

Your Goth name - (Black + name of a pet)

OH great: Black Wicket pfffft

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Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

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Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

DAMN RIGHT KELSEY! I TOOK YOUR STUFF! MWAHAHAHA -is decked-

1. Your favorite KH guy?

HMMMM this is a tough one, its between Riku, Roxas and Sora, but I'm going to have to go with Sora.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Ah . . . yes i never really have favourite girl characters in video games but i'm going to have to go with Aqua from Birth by Sleep.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xaldin. Pissed me off, little bastard D: (died like 10 times trying to beat him)

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Xion. Shes just some chick who tried to make Roxas seems more straight, PFFFFFT, right it just show that Sora wants to be a girl for Riku. To bad Riku is an obvious gay. OwO

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2 (I'm adding 358/2 and Birth by Sleep))

Ah, It has to be Olympus, since Zack has been there BD

6. Least Favorite World?

Um, Agrabah, IDK why it just is. D:

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2 (I'm adding 358/2 and Birth by Sleep)

Hmmmm, Bond of Sex- I MEAN BOND OF FLAME!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Uh. . . IDK. . .

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2 (I'm adding 358/2 and Birth by Sleep)

Stitch! even though i don't know exactly what he does. . . HE'S SO CUTE C':

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final, because i like how when he flys, he attacks, too

11. List Your Favorite Pairings (includes yaoi coupling)

Sora & Riku

Cloud x Leon

Akuroku (Axel & Roxas)

Demyx x Zexion

Demyx x Xigbar

others i have yet to remember

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples)

ugh, anything i didn't mention up there.

13. Any cool pairings you've heard of? List them.

SoRiku

AkuRoku

Zemyx

Cleon

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Pence x Hayner

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

That little kids were living on an island alone and the only one you hear that has a parent is Sora, whose mom is barely in it at all.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2 (I'm adding 358/2 and Birth by Sleep)

Easy, Riku and his sexy belly button. C:

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

The what? You mean where Saix is Xemnas's pet?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nah, he obvously does not have emotional problam, after all, he's a nobody. ._.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

HAAAAAAAR nu uh he soooooo wants Namine's body.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH

LOL! Sometimes, but its mostly whats her face, number XII

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine!! She's one of the only girl characters i like besides Aqua.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

That Ven dies some how and puts himself into Sora, or some junk like that.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I never played it. . .-fails-

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel. Hands down.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

HAAAAAAR! I'm such a Sora! can't get me to give up!

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Erm. . . my dad hearing me talk about how sexy Riku's body is~!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I'd be Sora, if i could afford to cosplay.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Where Kairi attempts to be useful and fails so hard.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephy-poo~! that little bastard was a pain, i made my friend beat him for me. C':

30. What were good additions in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Lol so much, better world map, Sora sounding like a guy, Riku being pure sex on legs, better gumi travel, all that good stuff.

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Neither D:

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Both

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Um what?

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Soriku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Squall =_=

43. CloTi of Clerith?

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

ZACK BITCHES!

Sora

Demyx

Roxas

Ven

Riku

Aqua

Axel

Zexion

Yuffie

Cloud

Leon

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Dissidia C:

Harry Potter

UMMMM

Air Gear

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas - Cloud

Riku - Sephiroth

Axel - Reno/Zack put together

Ventus - Roxas

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep WHY OH WHY CAN'T IT BE IN AMERICA ALREADY!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, first one i played and Sora is made of awesome in it.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

IDK ask the world D:

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist