Author has written 12 stories for One Piece.

I'm Jade Blue, savvy? And I do requests! Give me an idea and I'll write it :-D

This is MY profile page, there will be NO drama queens. Prosecutors will be bitch-slapped.

If you want to see some of my randomness pictures, go to http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o17/jade-bluejay/

See my AMVs! woo! I've got 2 on youtube and I'm working on a real trippy one at the moment. Go to http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JadeBlueJay

A word of advise from the one who experiences the lesson first hand before teaching it... ME!
-DON'T eat a bag of marshmellows for lunch, it sounds good at first but it isn't!
-If the whole class works together, you can convince a teacher that he said you could go outside for a lesson... and get to go outside.
-Watch what you eat. Literally... Did you know pistachios have shells?
-Don't eat pistachio shells.
-don't wear pink to the beach
-No matter how much you like sushi, you can't live off it.

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send me an email to : jade_blue4eva@hotmail.com
(there is an underscore between 'jade' and 'blue' you just can't see it because of the underlining)

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What do I like to see in a One Piece Fic?

-Humour, best as a one shot
-any nakama bonding, favourably with Sanji and Zoro
-romance pairing of Zoro/Nami... and a little bit of Sanji/Zoro. (I like the love/hate relationships for some weirdass reason :P)
-In pairing fics, I like the cutesy stuff that's all warm and fuzzy. Not really fics where they rip off each others clothes and... well you get my drift. If you don't, too bad! hahaha
-the occasion oc, but no Mary Sues' PLEASE
-AUs original preferably, there is a lot of AUs out there where the characters are in a school of some sort, normally a high school.

Recommended AMVs (excluding mine)

If you're going to watch any of these AMVs, watch this one! Damn it's funny! lmao!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0LWleNNTmU

Usopp runs a lot... funny music to go with this one :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTosVWDPcQ0&mode=related&search=

Best Song-Film-Clip EVER! (Zoro:P YOU ROCK)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5m67lnePGM&mode=related&search=

heh heh, this one is worth the download wait :P "Turning Japanese" i love this one :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7yAwdQQN00&search=20one20piece20turning20japanese

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MY MOST AWESOMEST PROFILE EVER! IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND, READ THIS! I BET YOU CAN'T FINISH IT :P

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
I don't believe that percentage but i copied it into my profile anyway :P

(underline what you are) I am a folder / scruncher, copy and paste this into your profile.

() (/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THATS THAT! (copy and paste this into your profile if you are a pirate)
deep down, aren't we all pirates?

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever run up a down escalater or visa versa copy this into your profile

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REAL NAME: i tell you what my real name ISN'T, it's not potato :P ... i love potatoes (not mashed though :P)

NICK NAMES: i am the dubber of nicknames, i give them out more then having them. but some casual ones are: THE FooL (i am forever!), THE JesTer,punk/freakzoid,

HEIGHT: As if i know, i'm pretty tall though, but not really tall. kinda average. I'm not short, just people are taller than me... more people are shorter though! i'm kinda average... wow what a long answer for such a simple question... just say I'm not short.

PEOPLE THINK I'M STRANGE/WEIRD BECAUSE...
-I don't eat mash potato, watermelon, pumpkin,strawberries, bbq sausages, pizza, tomato sauce and fish... and some other stuff i forget...
-But despite the fact i don't eat that stuff, i am the champion at food contests! in quality not quantity, as in i can eat the grossest but i can't eat the most.
-I tend to start singing a random part of a song over and over until someone gets it stuck in their head, usually the first line of 'yankee doodle' ... in Japanese :P
-I carry around several pocket knives.
-I start convosations with random people who I don't know.
-I sometimes just start dancing cause there is a song stuck in my head. Usually in a public place.
-When retelling a story i like to use sound effects... :P and large gestures.
-If i wear a skirt people think i'm strange because i stopped wearing skirts in like, grade 1...
-Because there is a random guy that always stands facing the corner in whatever room i'm in... (his name is Johno) I don't get why anyone else can't see him though...
-Because I make lists of things about me that absolutely anyone could read... If you're a stalker, GET OFF MY PROFILE PAGE! -_-;;

WORDS I FIND MYSELF SAYING THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSAND (and meanings):
seriously = being serious/not lying DUH! (i was using it WAAAY before channel 10!)
Savvy= do you understand?/alright?
player = luvs everyone and/or tries to be with everyone (like sanji)
meh = whateva! like i care.
to freak = to go crazy
spaz out = freaking to the extreme! RUN!
chunder/chuk = that was gross. or to puke :P
crack up/cack up= laughing heaps
zoning/spaced out/switched off = pretty much just staring and not listening to anything.
trippy = fancy and/or difficult
coolies = that's cool! DUH:P
bah?= i did not understand anything u just said.
mutiny= they're out to get me!
GLEE= I'm sooo HAPPY!
shizzle/fo shizzle= c.r.a.p/Oh c.r.a.p
crud = bad word replacement
Shat, shait or shiat = bad word replacement
far out = bad word replacement, normally said like "ffffffffffar out!"
shame = oh how embarrasing
dis = pay out/make fun of
booyeah = all right!

QUOTES I LUV TO USE:
turn your panties inside out and they're good to go again.
eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
(if everyone is silent) i disagree.
do you eat beans? or, BEEEEAAAANNNSSS are nice :D
(if someone asks where something is) my fish ate, (if they retort) nah, just kidding, -serious face- i ate it.
BACK TO THE BRIDGE U EVIL TROLL, you have no powers here...
DAMN RIGHT I'm good in bed! I can sleep for days!
yeah i'm smiling, that alone should scare you...
if you are what you eat, then i'm fast, cheap and easy!
coffee, chocolate, men, some things are just better rich.
chefs aren't just good cooks...

FAVOURITE INSULTS
freak!
insolent mortal
(if their short) don't make me step on you
you're thicker than year old custard
I'm sorry, i forgot you were an idiot.
you're really wierd, heh heh
I would punch you but the RSPCA will be after me if i do.
Jockstrap!
skidmark!

HOW I LIKE TO ANNOY FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND RANDOM PEOPLE:
1. when you are with only one other person poke them and pretend it wasn't you (best in an elevator)
2. ask them, "are those YOUR shoes?" pretend they are stupid when they reply.
3. call everyone David, male or female.
4. speak in an accent to only one person for the whole day, speak normal to everyone else.
5. when you burp lift ur leg, when you fart pretend you burped. (that reeeeally baffles people)
6. if someone says excuse me, say "why? what did ya do?" (highly annoying)
7. say to someone, "I'm lost/hungry/cold/hot/bored/excited/in pain/happy/whateva" then when they say "really?" or "are you?" say "NO! pfft!"
8. say EVERYTHING in a sarcastic tone.
9. when you fart say, "can you smell that?" (wait till they notice it)or, say 5-10 times in a single convosation, "can you hear that? ... don't worry, it's gone now."
10. my personal favourite, shout, "LOOK AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!"

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Random Facts

my favourite colour is green
my favourite food is sushi or lasagne depending on my mood : P
I support the maroons in footy, QUEENSLANDER!
I'm female
My hair is brown like my eyes
my B'day is on the 28 of December 1990 (for a prezzy just send me a review : D... or write me a story...)
i have a little fluffy white dog and her name is Bobbie ... she's so cute :)
i have a big fuzzy black cat and her name is Shady ... she's gorgeous :)

i don't like to hate, but i do hate 4kids!

A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS
Rain
night time
the words potato and pyjamas
Fire... heh heh heh -evil eyes-
DRAWING! (after all, it's how i met One Piece)
Any type of music that offends old people.
reviewers, booyeah! I love you all to bits :D
One Piece! YAY!

WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Drought, (so... dry!)
I HATE 4KIDS TV!
spinich chunder! ... -blargh-

MY RESPECT LIST OF THOSE TO RESPECT

Santa, you just have to! You try and visit all the houses in the world while being in that shape. You know that's roughly 14.56 houses a second?

Most of the yaoi and yuri writers out there who turn straight people gay. It is unbelievably difficult to keep them in character while doing this. These people have guts.

This guy
http://coolsportsvideos.com/html/ninja-running-jumping-tricking-flying-1799.php?time_then=1174038046

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How do you know if your a pirate? ... You just ARRRR!

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i know no one actually read any of the above stuff, so if you can't bother reading it just send me a message :D

don't forget, the easter bunny hates you.