Name: Chelsea (not saying last name.)

Age: Confidential but I'm younger then 15 but older then 12.

Sex: Female. (Duh! the name should have gave it away to those who aren't the brightest crayon in the box)

Looks: I'm not telling so don't ask me.

Fav. Color(s): Black, blue of all shades (except baby blue), reds, very dark green, and silver

Fav. Foods: Ramen, chicken, ice cream, and chocolate

Fav. Anime(s): D.Gray-Man, D.N.Angel, FullMetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Karin (Chibi Vampire), Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Pokemon, Shaman King, Yami no Matsuei (Descendents of Darkness), and Yu-gi-oh.

Bands: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Utada Hikaru, Aviril Lavinge, Sum 41, AFI, Panic at the Disco, Ayumi Hamasaki, Within Temptation, and Avenged Sevenfold

Fav. Characters: Allen, Komui, Ed, Al, Naruto, Neji, Kiba, Ash, Yoh, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Daisuke, Dark, Sora, Riku, Dark Link, Link, the Hitachiin Twins, Morizuka, and Kyouya.

Upcoming stories (Including summaries):

Full Evil - Gerene: Horror/Supernatural/Suspense Status: Pending

Summary: What do you do when a whole building full of five hundred workers suddenly die mysteriously? Well, bring in the Umbrella troops, an Alchemist undercover, a worker who didn't (and can't) die, and two amnesic guards, and you get a lot of chaos.

Crazier Things Can Happen, Right? - Gerene: Comedy/General Status: Pending

Summary: When Tohru is gone, and you have a bored Kyo and Shigure, what can happen when you add two out casted cousins never known, Ayame, and Hatori? Well, just find out.

Host Club, Meet the Hostess Club - Gerene: Romance/Comedy/General Status: Pending

Summary: The Host Club isn't the only club that entertains people. When Haruhi accidentally stumbles upon a group of girls that entertain guys, at night, well, let's just say that the world spins out of control.

More Than One, Join The Club - Gerene: Romance/Comedy Status: Pending

Summary: What if Haruhi wasn't the only one that broke the vase that fateful day? What if three more happened to be there by accident, and happened to have the same fate? Well, you might be surprised...

Link In Raccoon City - Gerene: Action/Supernatural Status: Pending.

Summary: Link is on his way for a vacation when the train he's on is attacked. Will he survive with the help of a rookie S.T.A.R.S medic and a ex-military solider? We'll soon find out if he's still sane by the time ends.

Finding A True Home - Gerene: Action/Fantasy Status: Pending

Summary: What if Naruto was taken away from the village by a few Goddesses when he was younger? What if he wasn’t the only one? So many questions, only one answer. Crossover with The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Possible spoilers if you either haven't beaten the game, or don't have the said game. AU

Those little copy and past things. (You gotta love em.)

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Linksworstnightmare ( This I do on a regular bases. Especially at school. Sweats) Shadow Princess 15 (Done this so many times, it's not even funny anymore...) The Autumn Alchemist (yeah, I have and I wonder how I slip on carpeted stairs. I defy the laws of physics all the time. So don’t feel bad to every one who does this. )

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you have a teacher you REALLY want fired, copy this into your profile.

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria) The Autumn Alchemist (DIE YOU FUCKING TERRORISTS!!!!)

If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS. (I'm not the high pitched fangirl, but i'm one, my friend Kamikon Wolf, she's the weirdest fangirl. That's all I can say)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the six percent who arent, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Takarifan101, hurkydoesntknow, RandomessSakura, RikuLuvr, byakuganwalker, The Autumn Alchemist

Confucius say: What you do not wish done to yourself, do not do to others. I say:If the a$$ hole is screwin' with ya it takes 44 muscles to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to lift you arm and B!$# slap the Mother F#$&!$ upside the head!If you feel the way I do then copy this to your profile and add your name to the list. RoxasRoxOutloud, byakuganwalker, The Autumn Alchemist

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Prisoner #:

Cellblock:

If you want to say you've escaped from prison (coughschoolcough) then copy and paste the above in your profile, while adding a random three-digit number, and either A, B, C, or D. (A= Mass murderer, B=Crazy, C=Cannibal, and D=Stalker)

Prisoner #: 379

Cellblock: A/B (crazy mass murderer)

My quotes (Steal em, and you get reported.)

Who said being sane was fun? Being crazy is the shit! - Me and, I don't know how I came up with it.

Screw this! I'll cheat! - in the middle of a test.

Live life to the fullest, unless you get a bullet in your head. - Sorta like a Foamy sentence.

I'm bored, let me go get chocolate. - You don't, want to know about this one.

Who said being lucky was great? It just means you can't die right away.

Quotes from others people/shows. (Not mine.)

Yeah that's right! Walk away so you don't have to deal with me! - Foamy the Squirrel

Damn rich bastards! - Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club.

Oi! Tono! - Hikaru and Kaoru from Ouran High School Host Club.

You want reality! How 'bout a reality show where you oil up that French Hilton bitch, throw her naked ass into an all male jail cell, filled with serial killers and (I can't understand this word)! Give them a bunch of twelve inch sharp objects and let em loose! - Foamy the Squirrel's rant part III

Notes:

Okay, I know I haven't updated for a while on my stories, but, that's because I don't get reviews!! You cheap bastards like, only read it and not give some criticism to my story, or words of encouragement! I'm posting chapter 7, but that's the last time I update, without getting 10 reviews! It makes me, feel unappreciated!

I'm putting this in bold as to let everyone know who might be pissed off at me for this but, The Guards of Hogwarts as been officially, deleted as I can't go anywhere with it, and, I've got too many other things going on at the moment. Don't ask me to do it again, and I dont' care if you copy it, I don't care anymore, but when the other stories come out, we'll see from there.

I don't want anyone bitching at me, just because I got rid of, my own opinion, a crappy story. Goodbye.