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since	: 06-15-06, id: 1068245, Profile Updated: 09-08-09

Author has written 361 stories for House, M.D., Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI, Tru Calling, Danny Phantom, Walker, Texas Ranger, Monk, Sex and the City, Friends, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, CSI, X-Files, In Plain Sight, Saw, Medium, and Full House.

10-1-08: Whew, where to start? Well, after my last bio post, I moved back to NC, and a very dear friend joined me a few weeks later. Then we moved again with my family to a new house, but as of a few days ago, she and I have gotten our own place. It's not much, but as far as first places go, it's definitely nice. There's only one problem: no net access yet! Grr... But since my family has fiber optics (which makes DSL look like the slowest of slow dial-ups...) we can still use theirs. But I won't be able to update anything just yet. It still might take a few weeks. For fans of Betrayal, we've written several more chapters that I will post as soon as possible. For fans of Family Ties, By The Light of Day, Purgatory, Protecting Carolyn, When You Come Back To Me Again, and several other CI stories, updates are coming! For those who would like tasty little sneak peeks, just contact me. As for my other stories, I have NOT abandoned them. With the lack of net, I've been working on long lost stories like a fiend. So be looking for updates on nearly all of my stories.

I suppose that's all for now. So until I can update again, audios my bunnies! And remember, I will still be lurking... (looks around nervously)

12-28-07: Hello, everyone! It's official. I'm now living in TN. Today was my last day of training at my new job, and I'm off this weekend, so hopefully I'll be able to get some stuff updated and some new stuff posted. While I was without internet access, Paige and I were working on some new stories, including a postep for the great CI ep Untethered. I hope everyone had a great holiday!

12-13-07: Well, everybody, it looks like I won't be making that deadline, because by tonight, I'll be in TN. Very excited! I won't be back until the 23rd, because I'll be searching for a job, so all of my stories won't be updated until then. But I'll be working on them, and hopefully I'll have some new stuff and updates for ya'll for Christmas! Happy holidays, everyone, and I'll see ya'll again soon!

10-18-07: Well, How Could This Happen To Me? is officially wrapped up. (lone tear falls down cheek.) But the sequel, Betrayal, is already in the works. We still have not named the series, so we're calling it The Never Ending Story, cause... well, it's never ending! (InfinityStar shakes head) Who can argue with that logic? Hehehehe...

10-16-07: I have a big announcement for my CI readers. As most of ya'll know, my story How Could This Happen To Me? is being coauthored with InfinityStar. We're pretty sure that the story is winding down here shortly, but don't worry. We've decided to continue this story in a series, which I have affectionately dubbed Untitled, until we can decide on a name. So as How Could This Happen To Me winds down to a finish, be on the lookout for the next story in the series!

8-9-07: Okay everyone, thanks to ya'll for being so supportive through all of this. Ya'll have really helped me out a lot. I've made a few changes here lately. For the fans of Flash and In A Flash, they have been removed from my account due to my lack of inspiration and have been posted at RoadRunnerGER's profile. Also, now that things have calmed down here at home, I've returned to my writing with a vengence. I'll be getting my own line here in my room, so computer access won't be a problem in a few days. On the lighter side, I'm trying to hit 150 stories, then 200 before too long. Sound familiar?... LOL.

7-26-07- Hey, everyone. Last night, my grandmother, who was very close to me, passed away. Because of this, I probably will not be updating anything anytime soon. I'm not saying I'm going on hiatus, because writing has always been an outlet for grief for me, and I might continue to write. It just probably won't be as much as I usually do. I love all of you, and it would mean a lot to me that none of ya'll give up on me right now. Thank you, all of you.

7-21-07- Hey hey hey, everybody! I'm back after another forced hiatus and moving to NC, but things are going a LOT smoother! I'm getting my computer hooked up, and hopefully by tonight, there will be updates on all my stories, and dozens of new songfics, oneshots, and edge of your seat thrillers that range from Law and Order to Tru Calling! So hang on, everyone, cause I'm back and badder than ever!

Okay, my name's Amanda but most of ya'll know me as obsessedwithstabler. I'm a senior in high school (07, baby!), but am now graduated, and I love to read, sign, watch T.V., and hang out with friends and family. But as you can tell, my favorite past time is reading and writing fanfiction! Love it! My favorites to read are Law And Order: CI, SVU, and House, and my favorite ships are Bobby/Alex and Mike/Carolyn from CI, Elliot/Olivia, Munch/Alex, and Fin/Munch from SVU, and House/Cameron and Wilson/Cuddy from House.

In case I haven't made it clear, I am a beta reader, and I love helping anyone who needs one! Just send me a message, and I'll be more than happy to help you out!

That 70's Show

"There's a little something wrong with all of us." -Hyde, That 70's Show.

"It's lazy, selfish, and it's gonna piss a lot of people off. So good job." -Hyde, That 70's Show

"Ow! My eye!" -Kelso, That 70's Show

"Dumbass!" -Red Foreman, That 70's Show

"I said goodday!" -Fez, That 70's Show

"Where's my toast, you son of a bitch?" -Fez, That 70's Show

"Burn!" -Kelso, That 70's Show

"Men are like dogs. They're cute, but they can't work a phone." -Jackie, That 70's Show

"You're the dumbass!" -Donna to Red Foreman, That 70's Show

"What are the chances that Fez will get burned?" "Pretty good." "Damn good." "Then I am in." -Hyde, Fez and Kelso, That 70's Show

"Dillhole!" -Donna to Eric, That 70's Show

"That was the dreaded Grandma Burn. It's seldomly heard, but much feared. Your only warning is the jangle of costume jewelry and the overpowering smell of Bengay." -Eric to Donna

Law And Order: Criminal Intent

"When tourists take a bite of the Big Apple, the apple isn't supposed to bite back." -Alex Eames, CI

"A disposable partner. Who would've thought?" -Alex Eames, CI

"You'll have to excuse my partner. He's feeling a bit humble right now." -Alex Eames, CI

"Cat got your tongue? Cause there's an extra one here." -Bobby Goren, CI

"You'll have to excuse my partner. He's a little ADD." -Alex Eames, CI

"Boo! Made ya look!" -Bobby Goren, CI

(Bobby Goren and Mike Logan, dressed in similiar dark suits, walk away to interview a witness. Alex Eames and Carolyn Barek watch them go) "There they go. Ocean's two." -Alex Eames, CI

"These quick release knots are really... quick." -Bobby Goren, CI

"Big day for little women." -Alex Eames, CI

"She ran away and joined the circus." -Bobby Goren, CI

"I want to shove a stick in Kellmer's cage and see what he does." -Bobby Goren, CI

"My partner has a fancy word for people like you: psychopath." -Alex Eames, CI

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you go to jail." -Mike Logan, CI

"Thank you, you can go do your little dance in hell now." -Alex Eames, CI

"Beauty, brains, and a complete psycho. My dream girl." -Mike Logan, CI

"He got that off his box of Wheaties this morning." -Alex Eames, CI

"You two have a play date?" -Alex Eames, CI

"They must love you in the produce section." -Alex Eames to Bobby Goren, CI

"Well, what was I supposed to do while I was pregnant? Sit at home and knit?" -Alex Eames after commenting on dating while she was pregnant, CI

"I only pretend not to listen to you." -Alex Eames to Bobby Goren, CI

"It's good to be back." -Alex Eames after Bobby Goren grabs a briefcase that she thought had a bomb in it, CI

"You keep doing that, I'm gonna drop this kid right here." -Alex Eames after seeing Bobby play with human skull, CI

"Great, the Goren show's back in town!" -Deakins, CI

Bobby: "Come on, you're a small guy. What size shoe do you wear? (Bobby throws leg up on table) I wear a thirteen. (stands up and looks under table) You look like a nine or... what, an eight?"

Talbot: "I'm an (waves arms around) Oh God, why am I even- I don't wanna talk to you about this! Don't drag me into this!"

Bobby: "Ah! You've got small hands too!"

"We're detectives. We don't stalk." -Bobby Goren, CI

(to Bishop) "Eames likes to drive. Do you want to scroll?" -Bobby Goren, CI

(to Bishop) "Eames would've caught that." -Bobby Goren, CI

"Dance of the merry widow." -Alex Eames, CI

House, MD

"How does someone just start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?" -House, House

"Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I'm just that good." -House, House

"Tell House the patient is about to kill the doctor." -Cuddy, House

"Read less. More T.V." -House, House

"That's absurd. I love it." -House, House

"Overall, drug addicts are idiots." -House, House

"I teach you to lie, cheat and steal, and as soon as my back's turned, you wait in line?" -House, House

"I hate sports metaphors." -Cameron, House

"Everybody lies." -House, House

"I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they do." -House, House

"That's a catchy diagnosis. You could dance to it." -House, House

"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure it out." -House, House

"The answer to life itself: Sex." -House, House

"Anomolies bug me." -House, House

"I know you're in there. I can hear you caring!" -House, House

"Her only sign of mental illness is that she disagrees with you. Some would consider that a sign of sanity." -Cuddy to House, House

"If you talk to God, you're religous. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." -House, House

"If I had known he was going to be this annoying, I would have stolen Dr. Cameron's pad and Dr. Foreman's car. At least she appreciates my brooding meloncholy. (answers phone) House's House of Whining. State your complaint." -House, House

"Because Wilson believes that if he cares enough, he'll never die." -House, House

"Men should grow up." "Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen." -Cameron and House, House

"I think your argument is suspiscious." "And I think your tie is ugly." -Foreman and House, House

"Go check out the hood, dog." -House to Foreman, House

"f you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake." -Cuddy to House, House

"Yeah, you're all about the nurturing." "Do you need a hug?" -Foreman and House, House

"Oh, bite me!" -House, House

"You don't have a problem with what I did?" -House, House

"In premed, I had a professor who-" "Touched you in the naughty place?" -Chase and House, House

(about House and Cameron's upcoming date) "House isn't going to hand you anything. You want him, you've gotta take him. Jump him." -Chase to Cameron, House

"It's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss." -Cameron to male ducklings about date with House, House

(To the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area) "Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning."

(Cuddy) "Short, sweet, grab a file."

(House) "This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will." (looks at Cuddy) "That's true, isn't it?" (looks at crowd) "But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?" (nobody moves) " And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?" (everyone raises hand) "Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind." -House, House

"Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think?" -House, House

(Wilson) "At least I try."

(House) "Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want."

(Wilson) "And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want."

(House) "So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!" -House and Wilson, House

Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. (She pauses to catch her breath)
Chase: (He is speechless)

Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Foreman: (enters)
Cameron: (as if nothing had just occurred) Hey Foreman. What's up?

Wilson: (paraphrasing House's frequent quote) "Everybody lies"... except politicians? House, I believe you are a romantic. You didn't just believe him, you believed in him. You wanna come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?
(pauses, points) Dr. Cameron's getting to you. Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you
House: Is that why you haven't put the moves on her?
Wilson: What makes you think I haven't put the moves on her?
House: (Stops and stares)
Wilson: (points) Oh. (he's onto something big whispers) Oh boy! You're in trouble. (laughs and exits)

Wilson: "Even I don't like you!"

House: "Words can hurt, you know"

"I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce." -House to ducklings

"Well, when I do decide to push you away, I hope there is a small person kneeling behind you so you fall down and hit your head." -House to Wilson

Jill: "My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day." (House looks tired) "but I can't seem to lose any weight."
House: "Lift up your arms." (she does so) "You have a parasite."
Jill: "Like a tapeworm or something?
House: "Lie back and lift up your sweater." (she lies back, and still has her hands up) "You can put your arms down."
Jill: "Can you do anything about it?"
House: "Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states." (he starts to ultrasound her abdomen)
Jill: "Illegal?"
House: "Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites..."
Jill: "Playdates?"
House: (shows her the ultrasound) "It has your eyes."

House: "You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a..." (pauses) "I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor."

(upon seeing bowls of candy canes set out for Christmas House: "Candy canes? Are you mocking me?"

"I am not nice. You, on the other hand, are a stuffed animal made by Grandma." -House to Cameron

Dr. Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Dr. Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Dr. Cuddy: House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

House: Chase killed that woman and Foreman’s in charge?
Dr. Cuddy: Yeah, we have a pecking order here. If Cameron kills someone, Chase takes over. We have a flowchart in the lobby.

Dr. Cameron: The more devoted, the more reason to lie.
House: That's cynical.
Dr. Cameron: You disagree?
House: No, I'm just kvelling. Our little girl is growing up

Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.
Dr. Cameron: What's up?
Dr. Foreman: When you break into a house, its always better to have a white chick with you.

"This is the terrorist. Do not attempt to contact the police... or Cuddy." - Wilson, House MD

"You know what terrorists do? They terrorize!" - Wilson, House MD

Law And Order: Special Victims Unit

"Grocery store with strippers." -Elliot Stabler, SVU

"Stepford nanny." -John Munch, SVU

"Does dealing with sexual deviance affect me? The answer is no. You can ask my blow up doll." -John Munch, SVU

"Now I'm a pain in my own ass." -John Munch, SVU

"Oh there you are, you demonic little furball." -John Munch, SVU

"And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch?" -Olivia Benson, SVU

"Thank you. You've offered a provocative theory. What it lacks in substance, it makes up for in pretty colors." -Alex Cabot, SVU

"Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad." -John Munch, SVU

"Don't look at me. I just know stuff." -Fin Tutuola, SVU

"It's a case of he said, she said, he's dead." -Don Cragen, SVU

"I love these little cliques. They're like the mafia: Nobody knows nothing." -Elliot Stabler, SVU

"Whatcha got there, Spanky?" -John Munch, SVU

"Sometimes all that brooding intensity is just annoying." -ME Warner about Elliot Stabler, SVU

"I'd give you my kidney." "Not if I gave you mine first." -Elliot Stabler and Olivia Benson, SVU

"Without abstract suffering, I wouldn't know what to do with myself." -John Munch on mail order brides, SVU

"Word around the water cooler is that she's having my love child." -John Munch on Olivia's disappearance, SVU

Friends

"How you doin'?" -Joey, Friends

"We were on a break!" -Ross, Friends

"Oh my God!" -Janice, Friends

"So, in the words of A.A. Milne, 'Get out of my chair, you dillhole!'" -Chandler, Friends

"You're so pretty." -Rachel to Joey, Friends

"Okay, I'm gonna go get some more coffee before the pinching and eyepoking begins." -Chandler, Friends

"The world is my lesbian wedding." -Chandler, Friends

"Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... ya know, make a little love... well, pretty much get down tonight." -Chandler, Friends

"Because sometimes, Phoebe, after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish." -Chandler, Friends

"Guess what?" "What, the fifth dentist caved, and now they're all reccomending Trident?" Rachel and Chandler, Friends

"My erection is back!" -Monica, Friends

"And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!" -Chandler to Joey, Friends

"Yo, evil twin!" -Ross to Joey, Friends

Walker, Texas Ranger

(Sydney is chasing gangsters. They try to jump a fence to get away from her) "Don't MAKE me climb that fence!"

(pacing in front of three bank robbers who are sitting on the curb, hands cuffed behind their backs) Sydney: "You are under arrest for robbery, assault on a peace officer and for making me miss the rodeo!"

Walker: "Come on, Trivit."

Trivette: "It's not Trivet; It's TRIVETTE!"

calming down the rowdy patrons of a bar) Sydney: "Careful boys. Little girl with a gun."

Gage: (undercover) "I got another gun you can play with."

Sydney: "Sorry, but I prefer something in a bigger caliber."

Random Quotes

"I didn't do it! It wasn't me!" -myself

"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." -Anonomyous

"Men. Can't live with 'em, and you can't kill 'em." -Me

"They're coming to take me away, ha ha!" -Ray Stevens

"Have mercy!" -Jesse, Full House

"Keep staring. I might do a trick." -T-shirt

"How rude!" -Stephanie, Full House

"Don't worry. Be happy." -Bob Marley

"I'm ready!" -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

"Trust me. Boys lie." -T-shirt

"Assistant, from the Latin word assist, meaning up you go!" -Monk, Monk

"If you wanna keep an angel, you gotta learn to fly right." -Montgomery Gentry, "If You Wanna Keep An Angel"

"You have the right to remain silent. Shh..." -T-shirt

"When I can't sleep at night, I count the number of buttons on my straight jacket." -T-shirt

"Keep smiling. It'll make people think you're up to something."

"If all the world is a stage, I wanna operate the trap door!"

"I had superpowers. Then my therapist took them away." -T-shirt

"Friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies." -T-shirt

"Trust me. I do this all the time." -T-shirt

"I used to be a schizophranic, but we're okay now." -T-shirt

"You used to be my type, but then I got help." -T-shirt

"I plan on living forever... so far, so good." -T-shirt

"Hinkum dinkum!" -My English teacher, Mr. Reed

"I'm lost in thought. Send a search party." -T-shirt

"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept."

"I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBAY." -T-shirt

"I feel like a monkey. Cacaw! Cacaw!" -Billy, Billy and Mandy

"I didn't say it was your fault... I just said I was going to blame you!" -T-shirt

"I am the face of graduation!" -My English teacher, Mr. Reed

"You got it dude!" -Michelle Tanner, Full House

"Duct tape fixes everything, and if it's still not fixed, you're not using enough duct tape!" -anonymous

"We don't suffer from senioritis. We love it!" - Hardee Senior High class of 2007

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." -T-shirt

"Four out of five of the voices in my head say go for it!" -T-shirt

"I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing." -T-shirt

"I'm not spoiled. I deserve everything I have." -T-shirt

"You know what else starts with J? Jidiot!" -Wanda, Fairly Oddparents

My dad: "It's pronounced bull dozier!"

Me: "There's no I in there!"

My dad: "There's no I in team, either!"

"No, but three rights make a left!" -Me

“I hope you fall off the chair, and I hope there’s a midget behind you.”

“How is a midget going to trip me? I’m already on the floor!” - Me and my brother

"You wonder why children scare me!"

"You scare me."

(Hisses)

"Exactly." - Me and my brother while watching Pet Semetary

“Are you stepping in my cornflakes? Lemme tell you something about stepping in somebody else’s cornflakes... That’s a really weird way to eat cornflakes…” - Billy And Mandy

"Hey, Flappy, good news! I've decided not to kill you!" -Stewie to Flappy, Family Guy

"You laugh at me cause I'm different. I laugh at you cause you're all the same."

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door!"

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!""

"If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!" -Bender, The Breakfast Club

“I just gotta say, my nipples are hard as rocks, so I can only imagine what yours must be like!” - Chris Meloni to Mariska Hargitay

"I doubt it seriously, but hey, stranger things have happened. I'd get it on with Benson. Sure, bring her on! I'm not afraid." --Chris Meloni regarding the possiblities of an on-the-job romance

"Anywhere you go with Mariska, the parade follows." - Chris Meloni

"It ain't wrong! It ain't wrong! I paid my dues!" --Chris Meloni on getting to work with Mariska Hargitay

"I'm just a chick who likes shiny things." - Mariska Hargitay

"Hot detective love. Is it wrong?" - Chris Meloni about his now infamous liplock with Mariska

Question: On that subject, I noticed in a response to a previous question regarding the photos of Benson and Stabler's 'prelude to a kiss' - you said that you and Mariska were just joking around while shooting promos. Is that true - is there really no smooching to look forward to?
Meloni: Only if you catch us in my trailer.

Question: I got a thing for Mariska. Any chance her marriage won't work out?
Meloni: For 50,000 I'll sabotage the shit outta that relationship.

If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe it's because they're supposed to be there- Anoynmous

Mariska: (on Chris’s Emmy nomination) I was crying, I was so happy. And he goes, ‘So what, I sucked the first few years?’

Christopher Meloni:(on what he's complimented on)
My ass or my eyes. My smile. Or my ass.

Christopher Meloni: (on co-star Mariska Hargitay’s 2006 Emmy win):
That’s my girl. She’s busy breastfeeding now, so she’s also glad she got a chance to show off her new breasts!

Mariska: (when talking about the worst item in her wardrobe) My big pink bunny suit with feet. That is something that I love so much and I will not throw it away no matter what. My grandmother gave it to me. It is the cosiest, most comfortable thing. I wear it at Easter. I am not afraid to do the ears.

"Why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you were born to stand out?" -Oliver James, What A Girl Wants

And because I love those little How You Know You're Obsessed with something, here are some tests that I've read, and some I've made up on my own!

You Know You're Obsessed With SVU when...

You cry every time you see Fault

You sit down to watch a new episode, and you keep thinking, "This is it! This is the one where they're gonna kiss!"

You know what season it is by the styling of Mariska Hargitay's hair

Tuesday is your favorite day of the week

You hate Casey Novak cause they made her look too much like Alex Cabot, who you know will come back one day!

You and your friend cut out pictures of Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni, glue them to dolls, and push them together and make kissy noises!

You know that "I'd give you my kidney" means "I love you" in EO language

You know the difference between the SVU and CI theme songs

You Know You're Obsessed With CI when...

You say, "Carver's got desk lions!" and your family knows what you're talking about.

You constantly wonder where the heck Barek went

You know what ITWSH stands for

You want to kill Nicole Wallace, even though she's not a real person

You start drooling every time Bobby speaks in a foreign language

You correct people who pronounce D'onofrio wrong

You know what VDO stands for

You scream at the end of Blind Spot

You cry during Blind Spot and In The Wee Small Hours

You know how many episodes Nicole Wallace is in

You can't stand Ross, and you want Deakins to be captain again

You want to hug Bobby during Eames' pregnancy cause he looks so sad...

You are convinced that Barek left the show because she's having Logan's love child

You are convinced that Barek and Logan are living together, and are planning to have lots of little Logans

The only logical explanation for Barek's sudden disappearance is that her and Logan eloped, and she's at home pregnant with his kid.

You wonder what FPS stands for, and know that Bobby went straight to Alex after her text message at the end of the epsiode FPS

You Know You're Obsessed With House when...

You know who the ducklings are, and you often refer to younger friends as your ducklings

You get a pair of kittens, and you name them Cuddy and House... (haha, okay, maybe that one's just me)

Or if you have a black lab puppy named House and a little yellow kitten named Wilson...

You find yourself quoting House

And now, my own little mind came up with this little thing called You Know You're A Shipper

You Know You're An EO Shipper When...

You hear a song on the radio, and you think, "Wow, that'd make a great EO songfic!"

You know that the pregnancy that is announced at the end of this season will be Elliot's and Olivia's love child

Your favorite episodes include Fault, Raw, Burn and Philidelphia because the EOness is soooo awesome!

You're happy, and you do an EO dance to show it!

You spend months trying to find Elliot and Olivia dolls so you can make them kiss

You constantly write alternate endings or continuations of episodes that involve El and Liv getting together

You Know You're A BA Shipper When...

You see the fireworks that go off when Bobby and Alex look at each other

You know that there is one smile of Bobby's that only Alex can bring out

You refuse to read any stories where Bobby or Alex are paired up with someone other than Bobby or Alex

You know that the real reason that Bobby can't function without Alex is because he loves her!

You know why Bobby REALLY did his little "dance of the married widow"

You love the way Bobby got all upset when Alex disappeared

Your favorite episodes include ITWSH, Blind Spot, Siren Call, and FPS

You Know You're A HC Shipper When...

You watch "the kiss" and you know that there was magic between them

You know that Cameron is going to dump the wombat and take House on his kitchen floor

You laugh every time you see the episode with Cameron's red dress, when House's jaw drops

You cheered when Cameron told Chase that their little arrangement was over.

You know that Cameron ended the thing between her and wombat boy because she's still in love with House.

Let us see if you fall for this like I did:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I want child abuse to stop! And if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

Must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get

Just one beating tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

And yet another test... This one I picked up from some friends back in my hometown...

127 Ways To Know You're A 90's Kid!

You know you're a 90's kid when...

1. You can remember saying, "Talk to the hand!"

2. Your best comeback was, "I know you are, but what am I?"

3. If you ever injured yourself on a Slip N Slide

4. Your favorite show was Full House

5. You can finish this song... "In West Philidelphia, born and raised..."

6. You've ever finished a sentence with Psyche!

7. You can remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons

8. You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

9. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

10. You begged for some GAK, and when you got that they came out with scented GAK, and when you got that they came out with funny scented GAK...

11. You remember reading "Goosebumps"

12. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

13. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

14. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"...with a tape recorder held up to the radio loL!!

15. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

16. Captain Planet.

17. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. (this was meant for young 80s children)

18. When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who...and still all ended up being Tommy.

19. You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

20. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

21. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

22. "I've fallen and I can't get up"

23. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

24. Two words... Trapper Keeper.

25. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

26. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

27. Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

28. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

29. You played and/or collected "Pogs"

30. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

31. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

32. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

33. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

34. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

35. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

36. You remember a time before the WB.

37. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

38. You know the Macarena by heart.

39. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said

40. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

41. If you played Nintendo 64.

42. used MSN Messenger 2.0

43. If you heard Cindy Crawford sang (in a commercial)... then acted in a movie.

44. If you know "Ice Ice baby" and "Can't touch this".

45. Jean Cluad Van Damn was doing a lot of movies where he played his own twin.

46. Steven Segal was slim and actually have a career.

47. Jennifer Lopez was a dancer for Janet Jackson.

48. If you thought there was no way Michael Jackson could get any weirder!

49. You've seen both fights between the iron Mike Tyson V.S The real deal Holyfield. And the ear bitting.

50. Wear your pants backward.

51. A lot of monkey in Pepsi commercial.

52. MTV single out?

53. Justin Timberlake wanted to be Nick Carter.

54. If you was listening to the O.J verdict.

55. Will Farrell was in Old school.

56. Adam Sander (not famous) was dating Shannon Dorthy (famous).

57. Michale Jordan was playing baseball. Then spacejam.

58. Beverly Hill 90210 and Kelly the hot blonde.

59. Christian Slater.

60. Bill Pullman got dump in every movie. Making a career out of that.

61. Pauly Shore, the weasel. Has anyone seen Biodome? I am sorry to hear that.

62. Has Kramer's t-shirt.

63. Know the lyric "I'll be there for you" from the series "Friends".

64. Ace Venture and who was that blonde chic in "The Mask"? Cameron who? Diaz? Cameron Diaz? Never heard of.

65. You knew that Backstreet Boys started the boy band craze!

66. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

67. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

68. the pharse "finder keepers, losers weepers"

69. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

70. You remember when razor scooters were cool.

71. bill-nye the science guy.

72. MR RODGERS!!

73. gumby

74. lamb chop

75. original barney

76. When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

77. act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint trees on T.V.

78. DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT??

79. when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

80. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

81. when we used to obey our parents

82. when everyhting was settled by: rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, ordaddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

83. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

84. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

85. You remember those Where's Waldo books.

86. You remember eating Warheads.

87. You remember watching: the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and3 Ninjas movies.

88. You remember Ring Pops.

89. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

90. Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!

91. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

92. When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

93. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

94. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

95. And Windows 95 was the best.

96. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

97. Michael Jordan was a king.

98. Lambchop's song never ended.

99. The old dollar bills.

100. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

101. You remember a time before the WB.

102. You collected all the Troll dolls

103. If you even know what an original walkman is.

104. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

105. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

106. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

107. You've worn shorts and felt stylish

108. You wanted to be part of the Baby-Sitters club

109. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten

110. You sang I Just Can't Wait To Be King and Hakuna Matata in kindergarten

111. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"

112. You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It.

113. You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

114. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

115. 2 words ... SPICE GIRLS

116. You can remember dance tunes such as "Mr. Vain"...

117. You remember watching Live and Kicking

118. You read "Shout," "Miss" and occassionally "J17!"

119. You remember that Polaroid cameras = instant pictures.

120. You remember falling asleep early at parties.

121. You would always want to play outside with your friends who lived in your neighborhood .. outside.

122. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

123. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

124. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

125. You owned Pokemon cards but you didn’t play.

126. "Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the cornfield the bees are in their hives ... miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark"

127. Who LOVES orange soda?? Keeeeeeel loves orange soda! Is it truuuuuuuue? Mhm hmm... I do I do I doooooooo...

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

Before Spongebob . . .

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Man, you didn’t even have homework.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Wait Wait...let's not forget OLD NICK shows...Alex Mac, Salute Your Shorts, My Brother and Me, Rocko's Modern Life, the ORIGINAL Rugrats, DOUG!! Cousin Skeeter, Hey Arnold, Clarissa Explains it All, The OLD All That, Pete and Pete yeah the OLD nick days rules

You're a 90's kid when you read this and smiled and laughed at least 5 of these.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for

Try to have fun with life. You never know when it could end. If you believe in this saying, copy and paste into your profile.

If you hate those people who are obssessed with what's spam and what's not, copy and paste this into your profile.

99 percent of people have percentage things in their profile. If you are part of the one percent who doesn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE THE ONES YOU ARE

If you're a true believer copy this into your profile.

GIRLS DON'T REALIZE THESE THINGS

I'M SORRY:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

C'mon, ladies. I just saw this in a friend's profile, and I totally agree with it. I've never done a guy like this, but I know what it's like to love a guy who wants a girl like that. It hurts. If you agree, please copy and post this in your profile!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you ran up a down escalator, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than five times, copy this into your profile.

If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than twenty-five times, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Abbodon, Nintendogeek01, InfinityStar, Blucougar57, Futuremrsstabler

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who you would gladly push off a cliff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Is there such a thing as phobiaphobia, a fear of fear itself?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? (OMG!!)

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If you are terrified by horror, but constantly seek it out, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think you've pasted the same thing in your profile more than once, copy this and paste it into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Darkwebx01, obsessedwithstabler

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

The 27 Commandments
of Writing a Fanfic

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

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1. Darkness reviews
Through the darkness, there is no light. Major character death.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames - Complete

2. Strings And Things reviews
Cameron felt his heated stare on her, but she didn't acknowledge it. His fat mouth had gotten him into this mess, and she had no pity for him. Then, just to annoy him, she leaned back in the chair and stretched comfortably. Idiot. Hameron!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

3. Jagged reviews
This time, he would make her his. And he wouldn't take no for an answer. Postep for Teamwork. House and Cameron!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-24-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

4. Chasing Moonbeams reviews
When I was pregnant, I thought I could smell moonbeams.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-23-09 - A. Eames & R. Goren - Complete

5. When Michelle's Smiling reviews
He let the baby wrap her tiny fist around his finger. She already looked so much like her mother, and he loved that.
Full House - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-09 - Complete

6. Tough Enough To Break reviews
After all, tomorrow was a brand new day. Postep for Perverted.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-22-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

7. Worth reviews
How can you measure the worth of someone in your heart? My preemptive strike against the Monk series finale!
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-22-09 - Natalie T. & Adrian M. - Complete

8. Tinsel reviews
Sitting in her living room beside a lit Christmas tree, she realized how lucky she was. Here she was, in a home that she loved, married to the man of her dreams. Cowritten with The Confused One!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames - Complete

9. Hemorrhage reviews
For eleven years she stood beside me, laughing, crying, trusting and protecting me. It was never an obligation to her. She did it because she cared about me, and too many times I took that for granted.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-2-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

10. Lullaby And Good Night, My Angel reviews
I promised I would never leave you. And you should always know wherever you may go, no matter where you are, I never will be far away...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-1-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

11. Before Knowledge reviews
Yet she's right there, catching me every single time. And I've been taking that for granted so badly. I don't deserve her, but I'm going to try to fix that somehow.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-31-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

12. Middle Child Syndrome reviews
And me. I'm just here. I'm not the firstborn, or the precious baby. I'm not the beauty that Ariel is, or the little genius that Marie is. I'm just... Bridgett.
Medium - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete

13. My Sharona reviews
Normally Natalie wasn't jealous, but she had seen pictures of the woman he called Sharona, and after hearing all of the wonderful things he had to say, she couldn't help but feel just a little threatened. My preemptive strike against Mr. Monk and Sharona!
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-22-09 - Natalie T. & Adrian M. - Complete

14. Getting You Home reviews
Walking through the front door, seeing your black dress hit the floor. Honey, there sure ain't nothing like you loving me all night long. And all I can think about is getting you home...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-22-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

15. You Are My Sunshine reviews
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-22-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

16. Caught In The Act reviews
Wilson catches a friend in the act!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-19-09 - J. Wilson - Complete

17. Early To Rise reviews
Early to bed, early to rise... can really annoy House! Fluffy drabble about House, Cameron and their baby!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-19-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

18. Love Lives On reviews
And even though I cry like crazy, even though it hurts so bad, I'm thankful for the time God gave me even though we couldn't make it last. I'm learning how to live without you even though I don't want to. And even with you gone, love lives on. Major CD
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-09 - O. Benson - Complete

19. Emma reviews
He was looking into a pair of eyes that mirrored his own, that same icy blue color that he saw every day. Character death.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-09 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

20. Do I? reviews
There was a time our love ran wild and free. But now I'm second guessing everything I see...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-15-09 - A. Cameron & R. Chase - Complete

21. Need You Now reviews
Yes, I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all...
Sex and the City - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete

22. Silver reviews
Is it possible to hate a piece of paper? Angsty Kathy centered story.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-09 - K. Stabler - Complete

23. Bright Eyes reviews
The taste of fear is bitter. A missing scene from Solitary, from Olivia's POV.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-7-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

24. Skeletal reviews
I don't know what I'd do if I lost her. A drabble from Elliot's POV, for the season six episode, Haunted.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-5-09 - E. Stabler - Complete

25. Twisted Irony reviews
I may still have a pulse, but I'm dead on the inside.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

26. Tuna Capers reviews
Just then the little ball of black and white fluff tumbled out from under the bed and set its sights on the unguarded tuna. Cowritten with MentalCase911.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-27-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

27. Broken Hallelujah » reviews
It's not a cry you can hear at night. It's not somebody who's seen the light. It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 9-7-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

28. Raw Cookie Batter reviews
I'm like cookie dough. I'm not done baking." Short introspective from Buffy's POV.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-09 - Buffy S. - Complete

29. Reverie reviews
Two years. It was the amount of time it took for me to truly become jealous of the relationship my husband had with his partner. And two years is exactly how long his partner has been in a coma. Angsty Kathy introspective.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-25-09 - K. Stabler - Complete

30. Blinders reviews
She had never held him so close, never allowed herself the pleasure of this intimacy. And she couldn't help but relish it. It was as though her arms had been created to hold him, and the breath in her was to sustain him. Missing scene from Blinded. EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-25-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

31. Vow reviews
When the woman you love marries the man of her dreams, your heart breaks into razor sharp pieces that can never be put back together...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-25-09 - O. Benson - Complete

32. Best Left Unsaid reviews
Aiden Shaw learns that some things are better left unsaid.
Sex and the City - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-09 - Complete

33. Strawberry Cheesecake reviews
Do you know everything about Olivia? A question from Fin makes Elliot think. Drabble from Elliot's POV.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-09 - E. Stabler - Complete

34. Trajectory reviews
Olivia would take a bullet for Elliot...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-8-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

35. The Writing On The Wall » reviews
What if Olivia had taken the shot?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

36. Joey reviews
Would I know this hurt? Would I feel this pain? Do you know that with all I have left in my very last breath I will call your name? My first Friends fic.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-09 - Phoebe B. & Joey T. - Complete

37. Raining On Sunday reviews
Surrender is much sweeter when we both let it go. Let the water wash our bodies clean and love wash our souls... GSR smut!
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-6-09 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete

38. You And Me reviews
Cause it's you and me and all other people. And I don't know why I can't take my eyes off of you... EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

39. Puppies In A Burlap Sack reviews
Don't ever say that it will never happen. Because as soon as you do, it will.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-09 - E. Stabler - Complete

40. The Choices We Make reviews
I don't want Kathy to ever regret me."
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-2-09 - E. Stabler - Complete

41. Hourglass Sand reviews
Silently she bowed her head, not wanting him to see the tears that escaped. She couldn't handle losing another man that she cared about so much. MN postep for Mr. Monk Goes To The Hospital.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-29-09 - Natalie T. & Adrian M. - Complete

42. The Strength Of His Beliefs reviews
His fingertips began caressing her warm skin with an unspoken and deep affection. Normally he didn't allow himself the pleasure of physical contact with her, but he had come so close to losing her forever... Post ep for One Breath.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-09 - Mulder, F. & Scully, D. - Complete

43. Minty Fresh reviews
Monk panics when Natalie has an appointment she has to go to... MN fluff.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-27-09 - Adrian M. & Natalie T. - Complete

44. How Big Is The Spider? reviews
Their laughter was utterly contagious, and he thought back to a time when he had thought he would never hear Monk laugh again. But now, since Natalie had entered his life, he couldn't seem to laugh enough. Stottlemyer's observations of Monk and Natalie.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-26-09 - Adrian M. & Natalie T. - Complete

45. No Greater Love reviews
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-26-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

46. Blue Moon Of Kentucky reviews
I remember awkward introductions and uncertain smiles just before we were called to our first case as partners. Those first few days and weeks were rocky, but proved to be the start of something that would bind us for years to come. Olivia introspective.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-09 - O. Benson - Complete

47. Rotten Carrots reviews
Nothing in life was fair, or right. Children suffered, innocence was slaughtered, and she was condemned to a life that no man would want to be part of. Angsty Olivia introspective.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-09 - O. Benson - Complete

48. Frame » reviews
Bobby sighed. He turned his head back to the window and let his mind tumble over all that had happened over the last few days. He could have saved Frank. He could have even saved Nicole. Cowritten with The Confused One, and as always, BA.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 8-21-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames

49. Bellybutton Lint reviews
Monk and Natalie play a game of Show me yours and I'll show you mine. MN fluff 'n stuff!
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-21-09 - Adrian M. & Natalie T. - Complete

50. Broccoli With Cheese reviews
Is Elliot Stabler whipped? Munch and Fin think so!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-21-09 - E. Stabler - Complete

51. If Anyone Heard reviews
A drabble from Allison Kerry's POV.
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-09 - Complete

52. Unanswered Prayers reviews
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers... AU.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

53. The Graduate reviews
Elliot's daughter is graduating, and he can't let go...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-14-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

54. Ten Count reviews
And then the lights went down... Cowritten with The Confused One.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-09 - M. Logan & C. Barek - Complete

55. When A Good Plan Backfires reviews
His eyebrows slammed into his receding hairline. "What?" Gay? They had been together for six months! How could he have missed this? How could she have hidden it from him? "You're... gay?"
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

56. If You See Her reviews
Nothing's changed. Deep down the fire still burns for him. And even if it takes forever, say I'll still be here...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-13-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

57. I Kissed A Girl reviews
I kissed a girl and I liked it... Femslash warning.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-09 - K. Stabler & C. Novak - Complete

58. And Miles To Go Before I Sleep reviews
There was a chair behind him, and he slowly collapsed into it, then leaned forward and rested his head on her abdomen. He had shed more tears over this woman than any other person in his life, and she wasn't even his. But he loved her, more than anything.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-09 - Complete

59. Protecting Carolyn » reviews
For the rest of the night, they sat in each other’s arms and talked. And when her eyes closed, he gently pulled her against his chest and laid back against the arm of the couch, his hand toying with a thick curl as he drifted into a deep, troubled sleep..
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 8-8-07

60. A Series Of Unpleasant Discoveries » reviews
A series of oneshots revolving around our two favorite detectives getting busted!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson

61. Filtered » reviews
He didn't have to see her to know that she was telling the truth. She had stayed by him through ten years, countless meltdowns, a failed marriage, and more tears than any person should ever cry. And she had never abandoned him.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

62. Take Me To The River reviews
How Mike and Carolyn might get together... in less than sixty words! A silly bit of fun.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-09 - M. Logan & C. Barek - Complete

63. Labor Of Love » reviews
Suddenly an excruciating pain ripped through her abdomen, and she cried out in pain. No, no, this couldn't be happening. It wasn't time yet, and Elliot was at work. She was alone in the house. My 300th story!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-1-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

64. Then It Just Happened reviews
How they might get together... in less than thirty words! A humorous, romantic parody about our favorite detectives!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-2-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

65. Texting Terrors reviews
He was getting frustrated as he continued to stare at it. This was becoming the bane of his existence, and his partner's annoyance at his frustration was not helpful at all. MC, and my 299th story!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-09 - M. Logan & C. Barek - Complete

66. A Bitter Taste reviews
He knew he meant everything to her, and he tried to pretend that she meant nothing to him. But somewhere along that thin line between love and hate, he had fallen, hard.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

67. Tell Me I Was Dreaming reviews
Tell me I was dreaming, that you didn't leave me here to cry. You didn't say you don't love me anymore. It was just my imagination telling lies. Tell me that you didn't say goodbye... Another postep for Paternity. EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-30-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

68. Anymore reviews
My tears are no longer waiting. Oh, and my resistance ain't that strong. My mind keeps recreating a love with you alone. And I'm tired of pretending I don't love you anymore.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-29-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

69. Pour Some Sugar On Me reviews
Pour some sugar on me in the name of love. I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head down to my feet. Hameron!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-29-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

70. I Just Call You Mine reviews
Everyone calls you amazing. I just call you mine.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-25-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

71. Payday reviews
She leaned forward and peered in, gasping softly. Two people were on the table, and from the looks of it, they definitely weren't performing an interrogation!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-25-09 - M. Logan & C. Barek - Complete

72. Dress Blues reviews
Bobby Goren always hated wearing his dress blues.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames - Complete

73. Where There's Smoke reviews
He's had my heart in the palm of his hand from the first day I saw him. And nine years later, it's still true. I want him, and no one else.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-09 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete

74. Never Is A Promise reviews
I'm so sorry..." That was all she had heard all night. Couldn't they think of anything better to say than that regurgitated reassurance? It was like everyone was standing in a line and took turns saying that, only to repeat the process all over again.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-09 - A. Eames - Complete

75. Fire reviews
We've barely been partners for a year, but from the first time I met him, I connected with him in a way I've never connected with anyone else. There's something deeper there, something indescribable, and something I've never been able to ignore.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-09 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F. - Complete

76. Bobbi With An I reviews
Her daughter was singing along with a song about a transvestite! She groaned, shaking her head. Thank God that her daughter was only three and didn't understand what she was singing. All that she knew was it had her daddy's name in it. Just a bit of fun!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-23-09 - A. Eames - Complete

77. Major Confusion reviews
Have you ever wondered where Carver went? Or why Deakins' luggage ended up in Amarillo? Or why Mike just up and left? Here's a possible explanation...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-09 - A. Eames & R. Goren - Complete

78. Skittles reviews
What happens when you take the last bag of Skittles out of the vending machine of the 11th floor at One Police Plaza? Nothing good!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-09 - A. Eames - Complete

79. Typographical Error reviews
She was about ready to just go home and spend the day in bed when the door was flung open. Her mouth dropped in surprise when Sara hobbled through the door on crutches. They really should check those sex manuals for typographical errors... GSR
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sara S. & Gil G. - Complete

80. Nobody reviews
He's my rock, my protector, my best friend. For nine years, he's been my whole life.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-23-09 - O. Benson - Complete

81. Arachnophobia reviews
When Grissom turned to go back inside he saw his wife looking at them and smiled back. "We just started a new foundation. Habitat for Arachnids and Arachnophobiacs." Cowritten with ELM22.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-22-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

82. Edge » reviews
The loud noise stirred Olivia, and for a moment, she was blissfully unaware of what had just happened. Then it hit her, and she tried to scream. The blood was flowing freely, and she found her strength fading fast. If Elliot didn't find her soon...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-22-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler

83. Then He Kissed Me reviews
When he danced he held me tight. And then he walked me home that night. All the stars were shining bright and then he kissed me.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-21-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

84. Annihilated reviews
One night. One chance. One try. What if Elliot hadn't gone to Kathy that night?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-20-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

85. Word Around The Water Cooler reviews
Word around the water cooler is that she's having my love child," Munch said with a smirk. A collaborative effort with Mentalcase911.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-19-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

86. Stay Gone reviews
When we try to make it work, we both end up hurt. And love ain't supposed to be that way. EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-09 - K. Stabler & E. Stabler - Complete

87. I Believe reviews
Maybe he hadn't strayed as far as he thought. There was a reason Olivia was still right there with him. Someone had to be watching out for the both of them.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-15-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

88. Freezer Burn reviews
And with all my heart, I'm sure we're closer than we ever were. I don't have to hear or see. I've got all the proof I need. I believe.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-09 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F. - Complete

89. The Chair reviews
Oh, you're welcome but I don't think I caught your name. Are you waiting for someone to meet you here? Well, that makes two of us. Glad you came..
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-8-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

90. Wildlife » reviews
Olivia Benson was afraid. For the first time in her life, she was too terrified to even draw in a deep breath. She wasn't about to lose her life, but she might as well have. Because in front of her, splayed out on the concrete, was her partner.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 7-3-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

91. We All Scream For Ice Cream reviews
Panicked, he looked around, desperate for help. The nurses all stared at him, and the ones who weren't outright laughing at him were pointing and whispering. Based on a true story, for my birthday.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-30-09 - D. Cragen - Complete

92. Introductions reviews
What on earth did they have, and what was so important about it? Was it a cat? A drabble from Hank's point of view.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-30-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

93. Ave Maria reviews
Catherine turned to face Sara, and she immediately saw the tears that threatened to drown the woman who was producing them. Something deep inside told her that whatever had happened, someone wasn't walking away from it. And she hadn't seen Warrick or Gil.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-29-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

94. Cherub reviews
Cuddy has a long night and reaches out... WUDDY!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-19-09 - J. Wilson & L. Cuddy - Complete

95. Heart And Soul reviews
Some things are simply meant to be...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler

96. Trying To Hide A Fire In The Dark reviews
From the thoughts that I've been thinking, I should think of an alibi. Though I'm innocent, I've still got a guilty mind.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-16-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

97. Only Hope » reviews
She automatically wrapped her arms around him, resting her chin on the top of his head, just as she had done once before. She couldn't believe any of this was happening. How had they been so wrong about this entire case?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,425 - Reviews: 215 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

98. Talisman reviews
A loud laugh escaped. "I never do, House." The truth in those words startled him. She never did. And he had never been more afraid. Established HAMERON romance.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-15-09 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

99. Cleansing reviews
Some things are just inevitable... Fourth in Rain series. HAMERON! Don't like it, please don't read.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-15-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

100. Clouds reviews
He doesn't complain about everything... HAMERON!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

101. Wombat Heaven reviews
A parody bashing our favorite Aussie Wombat. Complete HAMERON!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

102. The Stork And The Bees reviews
Wilson looked fairly shocked, while Cuddy smirked. "Good going, House. You picked the most improbable, unsuspecting candidate to birth your demon child."
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

103. Jubilation reviews
Okay, maybe the rain wasn't so bad... Follow up to Something About The Rain, and as always, HAMERON!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

104. Syllable reviews
Why don't you go? Four simple syllables that she had never regretted more in her life.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete

105. Terrors Of Babysitting reviews
Munch stared down at it, almost as if he didn't know what it was. He pulled off his sunglasses and studied the foreign object.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-14-09 - J. Munch & O. Tutuola - Complete

106. Something About The Rain reviews
There is just something about the rain...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-14-09 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

107. Dancing Wilson reviews
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

108. Star Light, Star Bright reviews
Three a.m. That's the time of night that scares me the most, that I'm the most alone.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-13-09 - O. Benson - Complete

109. Unbreakable » reviews
I'll keep an eye on him, she promised herself as he began playing with the waistband of her pajama pants. He's probably just getting a cold, and he'll be fine. He'll be fine...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 5-13-09 - Gil G. & Sara S.

110. Faded Star » reviews
Alex frowned, confused. She could make out her sister’s voice, but she couldn’t understand what she was saying. “Jenny? Jenny, slow down,” she said soothingly as a lump formed in her throat. “What is it?” What do you do when the worst happens?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-12-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames

111. Thunder reviews
She clung to him miserably until the water ran cold against their skin. And even then, she refused to move from his arms. He was safe, a lifeline, and he always would be. And the storm raged on outside.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-1-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

112. The Internet Is For Porn reviews
The internet is really, really great... for porn! Clear and blatant BA!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-19-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames - Complete

113. Razor's Edge reviews
Ever wonder why Bobby's been so scruffy lately? Here's a possible explanation...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-17-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames - Complete

114. Funeral For A Gameboy reviews
Reluctantly he went inside as it started to rain. Limping into the kitchen, he lifted the lid of the garbage can. In his hand was the mangled mass of his most prized possession, his beloved Gameboy. Hameron!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

115. Death Of A Gameboy reviews
With a growl of fury, she flung the poor, helpless Gameboy against the wall, effectively shattering it on contact. The mangled pieces slid to the floor, landing with a sad plop on the carpeted floor. Hameron, and my 250th story!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

116. House On Crack! reviews
Exactly what the title says. House on crack! TOTAL HAMERON and WUDDY ahead!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

117. Gameboy reviews
A lesson to men about putting the toilet seat down. HAMERON!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-14-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

118. I'll Come Back reviews
Keep your eyes on the horizon. When you start to missing me, just look out your window and there I'll be. I'll always come back, baby, to you...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-13-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

119. Two Lines reviews
Did you know that one in four women can't read the results of a pregnancy test?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-12-09 - M. Logan & C. Barek - Complete

120. A Good Night's Sleep reviews
How do you get a good night's sleep? Let's find out...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-12-09 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

121. Hey, Grissom! reviews
As he talked, she found her eyes drawn to his soft lips, and she wondered, as she had so many times, how they would feel pressed against her own.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-12-09 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete

122. I'll Think Of A Reason Later reviews
There was the girl on the social page, looking in love and all engaged. We decided she don't take a very good picture.
Sex and the City - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete

123. Straight Tequila Night reviews
She blames her broken heart on every man in sight on a straight tequila night.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-28-08 - A. Eames & R. Goren - Complete

124. You Had Me From Hello reviews
I never even had a chance, you know. You had me from hello...
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete

125. Me And You reviews
Ordinary? No. Really don't think so. Just a precious few ever make it last, get as lucky as me and you.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-19-08 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

126. Maybe » reviews
Maybe finally this time they were leaving behind those demons, those pains. Maybe it wouldn't hurt so badly to think about Joe, and maybe she'll think of how one night pushed them together. Not how one night she had nearly lost him forever. Maybe...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 11-29-08 - A. Eames & R. Goren - Complete

127. Sanity reviews
Because if I lost him, I knew I'd lose my sanity...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-11-08 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

128. Somebody Needs A Hug reviews
You need to be wrapped up snug as a bug in a rug. A big ol' teddy bear squeeze where you can barely breathe. Somebody needs a hug!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-8-08 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

129. What Should Never Be reviews
A tragic accident... A devastating loss... What should never be...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-2-08 - A. Eames & R. Goren

130. Treat Or Treat reviews
Sometimes the trick is the best part.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-31-08 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete

131. Baby Steps reviews
Sometimes, baby steps are all you can do... or won't do.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-4-08 - Complete

132. Holding Her And Loving You reviews
The hardest thing I'll ever have to do is holding her and loving you...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-3-08 - Complete

133. Love Story reviews
Cause you were Romeo, I was the scarlett letter, and my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet." But you were everything to me, and I was begging you, please don't go...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete

134. She Never Cried In Front Of Me reviews
How was I supposed to see? She never cried in front of me.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-2-08 - R. Chase - Complete

135. Best Friends reviews
After all, what are best friends for?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-15-08 - Complete

136. Almost Goodbye reviews
It should have been easy to say that we were through. But to walk away from this love was more than we could do...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete

137. By The Light Of Day » reviews
Carolyn Barek's entire body was trembling as she walked into the hospital. She had gotten the call... Now she couldn't even remember how much time had passed since she had gotten the frantic call from Mike's partner.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-19-08

138. Family Ties » reviews
In an instant, everything you hold to your heart can be snatched away forever...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,221 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-5-08

139. I'll Walk reviews
I'll walk, please hold my hand. Right now I'm hurt, and I don't understand. Let's just be quiet, and later we will talk. Please stay, don't worry, I'll walk.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-08 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

140. Destiny reviews
Buffy kissed his cheek and hugged him, then let go of his arm and turned to meet her fate, her future, her destiny.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-08 - Buffy S. - Complete

141. Betrayal » reviews
They should have known happily ever after was only for fairytales. And now, it just might destroy all of them... Coauthored with InfinityStar
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 201,345 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 10-18-07

142. Purgatory » reviews
Captain, I'm with my family-" "It's Goren." The phone dropped from her hand and hit the grass.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 7-3-08

143. Chill Of An Early Fall » reviews
Desperation drove her actions, and she struggled hard enough against the bondage that she managed to slide her right hand out of the cloth that bound her wrist to the bedpost, and she slammed it against her attacker.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,273 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 12-10-07 - A. Cameron

144. You What? reviews
Those three little words... They can bring joy, sorrow, or in Carolyn Barek's case, complete and utter confusion...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete

145. The Beat Of The Heart » reviews
She followed him out of the apartment, all the while desperately attempting not to conjure the worst outcomes in her mind. But it was an exercise in futility. All she knew was that she couldn't lose him. She just couldn't...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 5-10-08

146. Zealous reviews
Is there anything more pitiful in nature than a man with a cold?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete

147. Vicks Vapor Rub reviews
Deakins gets a big shock when he goes to check on a sick Mike Logan...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-5-08 - Complete

148. Heart Of Hearts » reviews
Slowly, she returned to her seat, her hand still on his forehead. She didn't know exactly what she wanted, but right now, that didn't matter. All that mattered was the man in the bed beside her. She could figure out the rest later.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete

149. Which Way Does It Go? reviews
Are you sure it goes that way?"
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-08 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

150. Just Say Yes! reviews
No one would have ever suspected it. It was totally unbelievable, unacceptable, unrealistic, and everything that was impossible. And that was the genius of it. No one would ever stop to think that it could be done. That's why he did it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-4-08 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

151. Games We Play reviews
He gawked, then turned to stare at her. "I didn't know you played those kinds of games, Cameron!"
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-4-08 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

152. Wax On, Wax Off reviews
Mike Logan learns the profound meaning of, "Wax on, wax off!"
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete

153. Leopard Print reviews
Move away from the leopard print. I repeat: move away from the leopard print."
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete

154. Rainwater reviews
He told me it was my fault, slammed the door, and took off. That was three days ago."
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete

155. The Quiet Ones reviews
It's always the quiet ones, you know? They never get picked.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete

156. Sunblock reviews
Alex Eames was furious. No, she was beyond furious. She was so angry as she laid on her stomach in her bed, unable to move. The pain was almost too much to bear, and she was fairly certain that they would find her body in a few days.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete

157. That Song In My Head reviews
Oh Lord it's love, I just can't stay. But I've had that song in my head all day! Complete and utter fluffapalooza!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete

158. Where's Your Mommy? reviews
Where's your mommy, little baby? You've got a dummy for a dad!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-08 - G. House - Complete

159. You Look So Good In Love reviews
What was left of his heart was destroyed as he watched her walk back into her husband's waiting arms. But he knew he was right. She loved House. She always had, and now she was his wife. And no amount of longing or hoping otherwise would change it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete

160. Things That Mama Don't Know reviews
When she dropped her gaze, he reached out and laid a gentle, protective hand over her stomach, where their baby rested. He didn't know what to say, so he let his actions speak for his lack of words.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-15-08 - A. Cameron - Complete

161. Unscripted reviews
They both smiled, determined to never let the other go.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete

162. The Domino Effect reviews
And it hit her. Here he was, offering her everything she had ever wanted, in his true fashion.
Sex and the City - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete

163. That's Why I'm Here reviews
He watched him leave, then continued toward the building, straining to see over the other heads. Finally he saw a hunched over figure being led out, covered with a brown blanket, and his heart nearly stopped. Olivia...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-26-08 - Complete

164. Work Of An Assistant reviews
He nodded, and she gently touched his cheek, then walked away. An assistant’s work was never done...
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete

165. To Kill A Spider reviews
He groaned and headed up the stairs. A husband's work was never done...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete

166. Eight Legged Freaks reviews
The one thing that actually terrifies Bobby Goren...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete

167. The One That Got Away reviews
Worried, he stood up and trotted into the kitchen, surprised and somewhat amused when he saw his tough as nails, hard ass partner standing on their kitchen table, her arms crossed tightly over her chest.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete

168. Hope reviews
He doesn't respond, and that's fine with me. There will be time to tell him again. And again, I thank God that there will be.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete

169. Serenity reviews
People are staring at me as I head into the hospital and walk straight toward the chapel. Mike is waiting for me, but I'll be there soon. There's something I have to take care of first.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete

170. Habits reviews
Some habits are hard to break...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete

171. Puppy Love reviews
And they call it puppy love...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete

172. Purses And Lingerie reviews
He stared down at the item she had thrusted into his hands. He had so not signed up for this...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-7-08 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

173. Love Is A Beautiful Thing reviews
Let the angels gather, let the music play. Let the preacher get to preaching all the do you takes. Throw the rice in the air, let the chuch bells ring. Tie the cans to the back of that limousine. Love, two people in love is a beautiful thing...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete

174. Faith reviews
I've always been a stubborn woman, and my beliefs changed. How could I believe in something that caused me so much pain? I don't know.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete

175. I'm Already There reviews
We may be a thousand miles apart. But I'll be with you wherever you are...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete

176. I Can't Believe It's Me reviews
Of all the people in this world, there's just one lucky soul holding you, girl. I can't believe it's me.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-3-08 - Complete

177. When You're Gone reviews
A picture of her and her partner was sitting on the endtable, and she picked it up and studied it. They were grinning crazily, and his eyes seemed to sparkle as he gazed at her. She choked back a sob as she held it to her chest.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-2-08 - Complete

178. Some Assembly Required reviews
Ever tried to assemble something that says some assembly required? It doesn't work out so well for Olivia...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-2-08 - Complete

179. No Comments From The Peanut Gallery reviews
The blue green eyes continued to stare at him, as though picking him apart mentally. Then another round of fresh laughter...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-12-07 - G. House - Complete

180. I'm Not Gonna Do Anything Without You reviews
Forever. Yeah, that sounded right. Because their partnership, in the job and in life, was the definition of forever. And if they couldn't make it, no one could.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete

181. The Engagement Ring reviews
Their shadows moved against the wall, and they danced until the soft light provided by the two candles was long gone, but the flame between them had grown into something that could never be touched.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete

182. Measure Of A Woman reviews
She tried to pull away, but even in the depths of his exhausted and abused mind, he still clung to her. Like a small child who desperately needed comfort. A quiet sigh escaped her lips, and she settled awkwardly against the pillows.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-8-07 - Complete

183. Tethered reviews
She tucked her hand between her head and the glass and stared blindly at the back of the ambulance, willing her partner to be okay. Because if he wasn't, there was no way in hell she would be...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-7-07 - Complete

184. Untethered reviews
She leaned over and pressed a gentle kiss to each eye. I won't let them take you away from me ever again, she promised softly, touching her nose to his. I'll always keep you safe. I promise, Bobby. My preemptive strike against Untethered...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-4-07 - Complete

185. How Do I Wrap My Heart Up For Christmas? reviews
Pretty bows and ribbons don't fit the gift I'm giving. Your lovin' arms will have to do...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete

186. Don't Close Your Eyes » reviews
And it was just so familiar. Just ten years ago, she had gone through this same thing with her husband. It would have been so easy to just walk away from this, to not subject herself to the pain and loss all over again...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

187. SVU: Attack Of The Shippers reviews
What happens when shippers find their way into the SVU precinct? Come on in and find out...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-29-07 - Complete

188. I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-28-07 - Complete

189. Quips Of The Trade » reviews
A series of 100 word drabbles about the daily lives of Elliot, Olivia, and the rest of our favorite detectives...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-11-07

190. No Reason » reviews
Suddenly he stumbled backwards, his back hitting the cold cement wall. He was worried about Allison Cameron, the woman he swore that he would never fall in love with...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 8-2-07 - G. House - Complete

191. You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man reviews
Well, I don't know where that leaves you, but I know where I stand. And you ain't woman enough to take my man.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-11-07 - A. Cameron & Stacy W. - Complete

192. Them Again reviews
Her eyes became lighter, and no more words were spoken. No words needed to be spoken. They were okay. No, they were better than okay. They were them again.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-6-07 - Complete

193. Of Needles And Wooden Chairs reviews
“Hold still, it’s stuck,” he heard House say in an exasperated voice, and it gave him pause. Just what was stuck?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-20-07 - J. Wilson - Complete

194. How Could This Happen To Me? » reviews
She finally took a deep and calming breath. “Please, God,” she pleaded. “Please, don’t take him, and I swear… I swear I’ll take care of him. I’ll take care of him, and I’ll love him until the day I die. Please, don’t take him now. Please.”
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,950 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 8-22-07 - Complete

195. I Loved Her First reviews
I prayed that she'd find you someday, but it's still hard to give her away...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete

196. I Got My Game On reviews
Bobby Goren's got his game on...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete

197. Peanut Butter Sandwiches reviews
Two year olds, peanut butter sandwiches, and VCRs do not mix...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-8-07 - A. Cameron - Complete

198. I Just Wanna Dance With You reviews
Two years ago, he wouldn’t have allowed it. He probably wouldn’t have asked her to dance, and he definitely wouldn’t have been holding her like this.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete

199. Talking To My Angel reviews
His eyes finally fell on the sleeping form, and he blinked back tears as he laid the palm of his hand on her back gently. Her back rose and fell with ease, bringing a strange kind of peace over him, as she always did.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 8-2-07 - G. House - Complete

200. Unfaithful reviews
She stepped into the apartment, closing the door behind herself before she shed her jacket and shoes. As soon as she did, he pushed her against the wall and kissed her deeply, his tongue harsh and demanding. She returned the kiss with equal passion...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-28-07 - A. Cameron

201. Chocolate Cake For Breakfast reviews
The child wanted chocolate cake for breakfast. How ridiculous!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-28-07 - G. House - Complete

202. Angels Fall Sometimes reviews
Sydney was sitting on his right, one hand resting on his chest, over his heart, and the other resting beside his head. As his eyes came to rest on her, she leaned forward and whispered tearfully, “You are so stupid.”
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-24-07 - Complete

203. From Here To Eternity reviews
I've been dying to ask you one burning question... Will you be mine?
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-07 - Complete

204. You Can't Make A Heart Love Somebody reviews
You can lead a heart to love, but you can't make it fall...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-07 - A. Cameron - Complete

205. Borrowed Time reviews
She would stay there for as long as it took, as long as she didn’t lose him. Please. Don’t go. Don’t leave me. What the hell had happened?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-22-07 - Complete

206. Don't Blink reviews
Life goes faster than you think, so don't blink...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-11-07 - Complete

207. A Place For Everything reviews
“Never mind your daddy, sweetheart,” Natalie cooed at her brown eyed daughter. “You’ll get used to him… eventually.”
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-9-07 - Complete

208. Bondage reviews
“Hey, Eames, where’s the big guy?” he asked, and she leaned back in the chair and tucked her hands behind her head. “Sleeping. I left him handcuffed to my bed over at my apartment,” she said casually, and Mike nearly fell over.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-6-07 - Complete

209. The Door At The End Of The Hall reviews
The door at the end of the hall mocked her. She walked into her bedroom and laid down on the large bed, her hand covering her empty belly. Seven months. For seven months, they had laughed, talked, and even sang to the little person growing inside of her.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-5-07 - Complete

210. Introspections Of A Partner II reviews
Elliot Stabler reflects on his partnership with a certain brown eyed detective...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-30-07 - Complete

211. Mine reviews
“Bobby, I know it’s none of my business, but I just want to tell you one thing.” She took a deep breath. “It doesn’t matter to me who or what your parents are. I don’t care. All I care is that you are you, and you’re mine. That’s all I care about.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-29-07 - Complete

212. Grace reviews
Grace. When she had come into her parent’s lives, her father had cried and her mother had laughed, which, to the people who had been there, had been incredibly unusual and comforting.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-07 - G. House - Complete

213. Oh, Baby! » reviews
Pregnant and trapped in an elevator in the middle of a snow storm... What else could go wrong?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete

214. Men Buy The Drinks Girls Call The Shots reviews
It's a woman's world, boys like it or not. Men buy the drinks, and girls call the shots!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete

215. Stuck reviews
It's his own fault that he got it stuck. He's always sticking things where they don't belong...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete

216. Introspections Of A Partner reviews
Olivia reflects on her partnership with our favorite blue eyed detective...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete

217. I've Been Watching You reviews
I wanna do everything you do, so I've been watching you...
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete

218. Musings Of An Assistant reviews
Natalie Teeger reflects on her past with one Adrian Monk.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete

219. Daddy Duties reviews
When his daughter is suddenly sick, Mike discovers the true meaning of friendship, loyalty, and what being a father is really all about...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete

220. Angel Eyes reviews
As he held her in his arms, he looked up at the blue black sky and the stars that littered it, and he wondered how on earth he had gotten so lucky as to win the love of the beautiful woman he was holding...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete

221. If I Lost You reviews
“Don’t you dare give up on me, Shorty,” he murmured, reaching out to stroke her raven hair that had spilled over the side of the stretcher. Her face was pale, and he gently ran the back of his hand over her cheek, silently pleading with her to hold on.
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete

222. Lost » reviews
When one of their own is attacked, how far will one squad go to bring them home safely?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete

223. The Cause Of All That reviews
And when she walked away, I noticed she was looking back. I hope that I'm the cause of all that...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete

224. Tough reviews
There was a time back before she was mine when I thought I was tough...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete

225. She's Every Woman reviews
She's anything but typical. She's so unpredictable. Oh but even at her worst, she ain't that bad. She's as real as real can be, and she's every fantasy, and she's every lover that I've ever had. And she's every lover that I've never had...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete

226. He Ain't Worth Missing reviews
As he looked into her eyes, full of hurt and despair, he silently cursed his own heart. Here was his best friend, hurt and frightened, and all he could think of was how beautiful she looked and how much he loved her.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete

227. Ask Me reviews
In no time she was sound asleep, but he remained awake, one hand splayed across her back, and the other absently toying with a thick curl. As she slept in his arms, he wondered just how anyone could hurt her, how anyone could want to...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-07 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

228. Once Upon An Ending » reviews
A collection of oneshots and drabbles revolving around the Criminal Intent series finale...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 7-23-07

229. When You Come Back To Me Again » reviews
She accepted the blanket and gently laid it over her partner’s bloody and naked form, carefully tucking it around him. He had never looked so small and vulnerable as he did right then, and it tore Carolyn’s heart out of her chest.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,587 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 5-31-07

230. Vows And Bullets reviews
He stated to speak again, but before a word could be spoken, the lights flickered again, then died completely. Tru giggled, but her laughter was silenced as the terrifying sound of a gunshot rang through the chapel...
Tru Calling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-30-07

231. A Kitten To Call House reviews
Another small squeak resounded from the box, more persistent than the first, and Cameron felt like a dumb blonde in a cheap horror flick as she slowly approached the box and cautiously lifted the flaps...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-28-07 - A. Cameron - Complete

232. The Best Man reviews
He said I do, then she did too, and she walked back down the aisle holding hands with the best man.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete

233. She Didn't Have Time reviews
She could've been afraid to fall in love that night, but she didn't have time...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-07 - Complete

234. Lost In This Moment reviews
Watching all my dreams come true, I'm lost in this moment with you.
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete

235. Ten Seconds reviews
“Robert Owen Goren, if you don’t open this door right now, so help me, they won’t even be able to identify your remains by the dental records!” She waited another twenty seconds, then shouted, “I’m giving you ten seconds, then I'm kicking this door in!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-07 - Complete

236. Church On Cumberland Road reviews
We've been rockin' all night, but don't you know? You gotta get me to the church on Cumberland Road!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete

237. All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You reviews
She looked at him again, and his eyes met hers this time, making them both blush and look away. She felt a burning low in her belly at the sight and thought of the man sitting beside her, and she wondered…
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete

238. If You Give An El A Liv reviews
If you give an El a Liv, fun is sure to ensue!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete

239. Partners Are Blood reviews
Partners are blood. They're family, friends, and everything in between. They're a late night phone call, a helping hand, and the best medicine that you can have.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-07 - Complete

240. When A Door Opens » reviews
This is it, Logan, Mike thought as they stared at each other for several long seconds. Kiss her. He swallowed, then stepped forward and took Carolyn into his arms.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 5-31-07

241. Mean Girls reviews
It's time for the twenty second annual Casper High Talent show, and Danny and Tucker are more than surprised to find out who's doing an act...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-07 - Complete

242. Irreplaceable reviews
Don't you ever get to thinking for a second you're irreplaceable...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-3-07 - Complete

243. Kiss This reviews
Kiss this, and I don't mean on my rosy red lips!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-3-07 - Complete

244. Karaoke And Irish Whiskey reviews
Carolyn and Mike discover that karaoke and Irish Whiskey make for a fun evening...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-07 - Complete

245. The Camping Trip » reviews
A weekend in the woods goes terribly wrong for our favorite detectives...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 4-22-07

246. A Weekend In The Wilderness » reviews
A weekend in the woods goes terribly wrong for our favorite detectives...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 4-22-07

247. To The Bone reviews
“Damn it, Mike! Hold on!” she pleaded as she peeled away his jacket and shirt, her probing fingers searching for the source of the crimson blood that was painting the ground a dark maroon.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete

248. Their Boys » reviews
How to convince your male partner that the flu is not fatal.' Sounds like a self help class, Alex snarked. Alex and Carolyn spend a weekend taking care of their flu stricken partners...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-6-07 - Complete

249. The Calling reviews
“Please.”She turned around and looked at the dead woman, Olivia's face. Unseen by anyone but her, the dead woman looked at Tru, and their eyes locked.“Help me,” she whispered.
Tru Calling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-07

250. Somebody Help Me reviews
“Please.”She turned around and looked at the dead woman, Olivia's face. Unseen by anyone but her, the dead woman looked at Tru, and their eyes locked.“Help me,” she whispered.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-26-07

251. Never Say Never » reviews
With his left hand, he grabbed his radio out of his pocket and shouted into it the words that no cop ever wanted to say. “Officer down! I repeat, officer down!”
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-22-07 - Published: 5-6-07

252. Endgame reviews
You can only be strong so long before you break...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete

253. Attack Of The Killer Easter Bunny reviews
Suddenly she heard a child scream, and she raised herself up to see her son, their son, deliver a well aimed kick to the Easter Bunny’s shin.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-5-07 - Complete

254. I'll Be Seeing You » reviews
“Alex!” Bobby screamed, shoving past Zach and hoisting himself through the hole in the wall, crouching down beside Alex’s broken and bloody form.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 2-14-07

255. Just Another Day reviews
It was just another day, until Alex decided to let her snarky side out to play...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete

256. Single Father reviews
After a tragic day, Mike finds that he's a single father, and he has to raise his son by himself...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete

257. Dirty Girl reviews
Olivia is a very dirty girl... Warning: Major smut alert!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-29-07 - Complete

258. Pocket Size reviews
Alex Eames is having a bad day...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-24-07 - Complete

259. Deliver Me » reviews
He skidded into the bedroom, and his heart nearly stopped as he saw the messy bed and the blood spatter on the wall. She was gone...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-16-07

260. Sweet Transvestite reviews
Alex is humming, and it's driving Bobby crazy!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete

261. Walk A Little Straighter reviews
Walk a little straighter, Mama, she thought. You're leading me.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete

262. Matters Of The Heart » reviews
“No! Get away from us!” she shrieked, futilely attempting to shield her injured and unconscious partner. But her weakened state was no match for Coen’s strength, and she screamed again as Elliot was ripped out of her arms.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,395 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete

263. A Child Is Born reviews
Bobby is faced with a very unusual situation when Alex goes into labor on Christmas Day...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete

264. The Ipod reviews
Bobby makes a startling discovery when he looks at the songs on Alex's Ipod...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete

265. I Never Knew Lonely reviews
All her life, she had been used to being lonely. That was just something that was a constant for her. But once she had met Elliot, that empty and painful void had been filled, replaced by an emotion she couldn’t, or maybe just didn’t want to identify.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete

266. Those Darned SVU Songfics! » reviews
This is my series of songfics for SVU. So come on over to the dark side... Mwahahaha! We have cookies...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete

267. The Bet reviews
It's karaoke night for our favorite detectives! Come on in and check out my 100th story!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-18-07 - Complete

268. Face To Face reviews
We all have demons in us that can make or break us. Even Bobby, Alex, Mike and Carolyn...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-07 - Complete

269. Saving Me reviews
“Shh, it’s okay, Alex. He didn’t hurt me. See? I’m right here. I’d never leave you,” he swore, and she inhaled shakily. One small hand came up to brush against his cheek, and she let out another tearful breath.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-16-07

270. Cuddle Bunny reviews
“Cuddle bunny?” Alex demanded in exasperation, and Bobby looked up from where he sat cross legged on the floor, his eyes wide and his lips slightly parted.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete

271. Hell Bent On Saving Me reviews
He's got his life in tact, and mine's been to hell and back...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete

272. Maltese Cross reviews
What really happened during the commercial breaks of Maltese Cross...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-07 - Complete

273. Rockin' With The Rhythm Of The Rain reviews
What could be more fun than a weekend in a cabin with the one you love?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-07 - Complete

274. Strange Cravings reviews
Alex is having very strong cravings!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-10-07 - Complete

275. Loophole reviews
What went on during the commercial breaks of Loophole...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-10-07 - Complete

276. When The Lights Went Down reviews
What really happened when the credits rolled at the end of Blind Spot...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-9-07 - Complete

277. You're Gonna Be reviews
When Olivia disappears from New York, where will she go, and who will go after her?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-9-07 - Complete

278. Teardrops On My Guitar reviews
He's the only one who's got enough of me to break my heart...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-07 - Complete

279. Let's Go To Vegas reviews
A dress, two rings, and an Elvis impersonater. Look out Vegas, here comes Greg House!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-9-07 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

280. Deja Vu reviews
Bobby Goren's worst nightmare comes true...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-8-07 - Complete

281. Something To Talk About reviews
There are all kinds of rumors at Major Case...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete

282. Broken Bridges reviews
I set our bridge on fire, but I couldn't burn it down.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete

283. Falling reviews
For Olivia Benson, her worst nightmare has happened. But for Elliot Stabler, his is just beginning...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-7-07

284. Hide And Seek » reviews
The movement sent a shock of pain through her arm, but she bit her lip and ignored it. What sent a wave of pure terror coursing through her veins was the cold steel pressed against her temple, and she knew that a gun was being held to her head.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 3-11-07 - G. House & A. Cameron

285. From Me To You » reviews
As the coffin was lowered into the cold ground, Alex Eames felt as though her heart had been ripped out of her chest and stomped into a bloody pulp on the ground in front of her. Her eyes watered again, and she scrubbed at her eyes.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 2-21-07

286. Lullaby And Good Night reviews
A young boy shows up on the Eames' doorstep, and Alex's life is changed forever.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-4-07 - Complete

287. Collide » reviews
When he didn't call in to work, she knew something was wrong. So she went to his apartment. She just wasn't expecting what she found
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 3-21-07

288. Shake The Sugar Tree reviews
Allison Cameron is feeling neglected...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-25-07 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

289. Real Bad Mood reviews
Alex Eames is in a real bad mood...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-07 - Complete

290. Kicking reviews
What's wrong with Alex?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-07 - Complete

291. Letting Go reviews
He studied the words inscribed in the polished marble, and he contemplated their meaning. Two numbers separated by a hyphen. How could that define someone’s life, who they were?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-25-07 - Complete

292. Lonesome Dove reviews
Her breath caught in her chest as she stared down into his brilliant cerulean eyes, and she was immediately stricken. He gave her the most amazing smile she had ever seen, effectively stealing her heart from her.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete

293. Between The Devil And Me reviews
And even as he slept, his dreams were all about her, the only thing keeping him from skidding off of the edge of the precipice he always seemed to be standing on.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete

294. Careful Where You Kiss Me reviews
He pulled the razor away from his neck as her arms snaked around his waist, and she began breathing softly against his neck.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-07 - Complete

295. Some People reviews
Cotton candy, teddy bears, and a Ferris Wheel. What could be better for a day at the fair?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-16-07 - Complete

296. To Make You Feel My Love reviews
Alex can't find a way to tell him, so she does it through music.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete

297. I'm Cold! reviews
Alex Eames is cold, and she finds a very appealing solution. Pure fluffy goodness!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete

298. Footprints » reviews
They buried their hearts in that cold ground. And this time, nothing was there to break their falls.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 3-4-07

299. When Somebody Loves You reviews
When somebody loves you, there's nothing you can't do.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-07 - Complete

300. I Fell In Love reviews
What can two detectives do on their day off? Well, let's find out... Smut ahead!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-4-07 - Complete

301. What A Man! reviews
A great relationship is like a good bottle of wine. It keeps getting better as the days go by.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-07 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

302. Whatta Man! reviews
Who says you can't have it all?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-4-07 - Complete

303. I'll Be reviews
As the truth of her words sank in, a wall of emotions hit him, and he let out a sob and fell forward into her arms. Alex caught him as he pitched forward, and she sank to her knees on the carpeted floor with Bobby in her arms.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete

304. Fore She Was Mama reviews
What was Olivia like before she became the Olivia we know? Let's see...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-27-07 - Complete

305. My Sister, My Friend reviews
Alex is talking to her sister...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete

306. Happy Birthday reviews
Sequel to Down in Mississippi. What happens when a sting goes wrong, and the girls find out?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete

307. Down In New York City, Up To No Good » reviews
The girls of Major Case need a break...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-18-07 - Complete

308. There's No Way reviews
Suddenly Sean moved the gun from Alex’s temple and aimed it at Bobby’s chest, pulling the trigger with a sadistic laugh. Bobby fell backwards and hit the floor with a dull thud, and Alex let out a terrified scream. Bobby!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete

309. Come On Over reviews
Alex Eames needs some attention from a certain detective...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete

310. I Need You reviews
She felt him sigh, and she looked at him to see him struggle to remain awake. “It’s okay, Bobby,” she murmured, brushing her thumb over his eyes to close them. “Go back to sleep. I’ll be right here.”
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete

311. Sunburn reviews
Elliot's sunburned... Whatever will he do?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete

312. Karaoke Singoff » reviews
The SVU and MCS squads are holding a karaoke contest to benefit the kids. Who will win? You decide!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 12-17-06

313. Karaoke Revelations » reviews
The MCS and SVU squads are holding a karaoke contest to benefit the kids. Who will win? You decide!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 12-17-06

314. I Will Remember You » reviews
“Cap, she’s not there. Her car’s there, and all her clothes and stuff is there, but she’s not. There’s something very wrong going on. Liv wouldn’t just take off without telling me.”
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-13-07

315. Karaoke Night At PPTH reviews
What happens when the doctors at PPTH decide to host a karaoke benefit? Mayhem, duets, and getting shot with water guns!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-18-07

316. Before He Cheats reviews
She looked up at him in surprise, and he shrugged his broad shoulders, offering lamely, “Bad neighborhood. You might be able to protect yourself, but I’m just a cripple.”
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-07 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

317. Under The Boardwalk reviews
“See, Liv, now you must pay,” he growled deeply, and the meaning of his words dawned on her as he broke into a dead run for the salty waves. “No, Elliot! You wouldn’t dare!” she screeched, but a few seconds later, she felt the water engulf her.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete

318. Tell Me Why reviews
“Daddy, were there people in that building?” he whispered, and Elliot felt himself break out in a cold sweat as he tried to force an answer to his son’s question from his trembling lips.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete

319. Cold reviews
Damn it, Cameron, he thought, letting a deep sigh escape his throat. He scrubbed one hand over the two day old stubble on his face, then carefully, if somewhat hesitantly, slipped his hand around her smaller one. Deep down, a small part of him hoped that
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-07 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete

320. Dependant reviews
Because that ending was obviously not the real ending...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete

321. Alyssa Lies reviews
What can you do when no one will listen?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete

322. She's Gonna Fly reviews
He said her name again, softer this time, and she launched herself into his strong arms, burying her face in his broad chest. “I’m sorry, Bobby,” she sobbed as she clung to him. He wrapped his arms around her petite frame and held her close.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete

323. Chasing Ghosts » reviews
When one detective is kidnapped, how far will one SVU detective go to save them, and themselves? Crossover with House and Criminal Intent!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,350 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 11-23-06 - Complete

324. Holy Water reviews
“No,” Elliot sighed. “I spent all night with her in the emergency room. Don, she was raped.”
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-13-07 - Complete

325. If You Wanna Keep An Angel reviews
If you wanna keep an angel, you gotta learn to fly right.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-07 - Complete

326. I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing reviews
“You know,” she mumbled sleepily. “Holding you is like holding the world’s largest, most interactive teddy bear.”
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-13-07 - Complete

327. Burn reviews
She nodded and trembled slightly, and he stifled a sob as her eyes fluttered closed again. Post ep for Burn.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-13-07 - Complete

328. Do You Have A Tatoo? reviews
Do you have a tatoo? The question was so random, it made Alex swallow a laugh as she looked at her partner.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete

329. Christmas Carol reviews
This year for Christmas, John Munch gets the one thing he's always wanted...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-22-06 - Complete

330. His Saving Grace » reviews
Bobby and Alex are happily married with a four year old daughter. But what happens when a tragedy threatens to tear apart everything they hold dear? Sequel to Lines In The Sand.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 12-10-06

331. Don't Scratch It! reviews
Olivia gets the chicken pox, and who is there to help? Sequel to A Partner's Touch!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-18-06

332. When All Else Fails » reviews
Olivia watched in pure terror as the man lifted his knife, and with a sadistic grin, buried it to the hilt in Elliot's stomach, twisting it sharply.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 11-23-06

333. Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy reviews
Elliot Stabler is a little confused... Pure Christmassy fluff!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete

334. Blind Spot reviews
What really happened during Alex's rescue in Blind Spot...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete

335. All I Want For Christmas Is You reviews
A little bird tells Bobby what Alex wants for Christmas... Pure unadultrated fluff!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-9-06 - Complete

336. Lines In The Sand » reviews
Someone has returned from Bobby's past, and they will stop at nothing to destroy his future...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete

337. The Woman In My Life reviews
Bobby thinks about the women in his life...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-7-06 - Complete

338. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Clause reviews
Jessica Goren sees something very interesting...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-06 - Complete

339. Those Darned CI Songfics! » reviews
A series of songfics revolving around the detectives of the Major Case Squad! Rating subject to change.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 11-29-06

340. First Kiss reviews
A short drabble from Olivia's POV on her first kiss with someone special...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-5-06 - Complete

341. A Partner's Touch reviews
Aww, poor Elliot's got the flu... How can Olivia help?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete

342. You're Gone reviews
House has lost someone very important to him...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-1-06 - G. House - Complete

343. You Save Me » reviews
They were trapped in a room that, in a split second, could become their tomb...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete

344. Waiting » reviews
Waiting is the hardest part of this job, next to not knowing...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete

345. My Girl reviews
Bobby and Alex welcome their baby girl into the world... Sequel to I'll Still Be Loving You and She's More.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete

346. God, Send Me An Angel reviews
When a lover from Alex's past returns, she's forced to make a difficult decision...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete

347. Charisma reviews
My take on what should've happened at the end of Charisma...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete

348. Iris » reviews
Elliot! Olivia screeched as her unconscious partner disappeared beneath the ocean's frothy surface.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete

349. She Thinks She Needs Me reviews
He felt her flinch, and he continued to whisper soothingly in her ear as he carefully wrapped the thick blanket around her.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete

350. The Maker Said Take Her reviews
The maker said, Take her And love her forever Take care of her for life And treat her right
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete

351. In His Arms reviews
Yet another Siren Call post ep. I can't help it... I loved the eppy!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete

352. I Am The Greatest reviews
Olivia is watching her son play baseball...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete

353. Drift Off To Dream reviews
Bobby thinks about his life the day before he gets a new partner...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete

354. Raw reviews
What I think should've happened at the end of Raw...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete

355. She's More reviews
Bobby does some late night reflecting... Sequel to I'll Still Be Loving You!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-06 - Complete

356. Siren Call reviews
What's that? Why, it's another Siren Call post ep!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete

357. Informed reviews
Okay, we all assume Olivia left without saying goodbye. But what if she did?...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete

358. Whispering Elliot reviews
Olivia's dreaming again...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete

359. Finding A Good Man reviews
The girls of SVU are enjoying a night out...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-23-06 - Complete

360. I'll Still Be Loving You reviews
Wedding bells are ringing for two MCS detectives... Crossover with SVU
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-23-06 - Complete

361. How Do I Live? » reviews
When Elliot is sent into a coma after being shot, will the key to his survival lie within Olivia? Warning: lots of fluff and angst. Fluffy angst. Mmmm... fluffy Stabler...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 7-11-06

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