Hi, I'm Rachel.
I'm fourteen, but i act seven.
I'm in love with Supernatural and Gossip Girl.
I roleplay on myspace, and write storys, also!
I also like; Life With Derek, One Tree Hill, and Smallville.
My friends are my LIFE.
I hope you like my storys, i spend ALOT of time on them :)
Quotes? Sure. It makes profiles funny. (Most of theese are on AIM, and i edited them so they dont offend anyone.)
Amanda: Officer Greene, i found some blacks. I'm going to need backup. [P.S. - We aren't racist. Its just a joke. :D
Me: I got asscheeks, on my white tee.
Amanda: yeahh. i got Pns in my face!
Me: Amandas myspace is pissing me off.
Katie: why?
Katie: its upside down?
Me: Yeah, and i'm too stupid to read upside down. :[
Amanda: im going to go get naked ( ; IN MY SHOWER.
Lacy: i translated luanr es un gato gordo and it said
Lacy: mole is a fat cat
Me: hahaha.
Me: Its supposed to be molly is a fat cat.
Lacy: MOLE IS A FAT CAT
Me: chupe en el pene.
Me: suck in the pns
Lacy: i got absorb in the pns
Me: Lacy, you better suck in the pns.
Lacy: I was talking to this skater guy who likes me and after talking to him for awhile he says "why are you so snappy" and I said " because I am a girl"
Me: My computer freezes on me alot.
Alaine: boo
Me: My computers hobbies are freezing on me, or booting me off of AIM.
Alaine: hahaha
Me: Srsly. It sits here all day just waiting for the right momment.
Alaine: shneaky comp00ter
Alaine: my lips are liiike chapped
Alaine: i hate it
Alaibe: they've been all gay for the past like 2 weeks
Me: Si. Mine too.
Alaine: i guess cuz i don't drink enough water?
Me: Mine are split.
Alaine: chapstick really doesn't help me
Me: It helps for alittle. But it seems to make it more...chapped?
Alaine: Si.
Alaine: i try drinking water but it never seems to be enough
Alaine: then im all self concious about kissing greg with nasty lips
Alaine: but im just weird like that i guess?
Me: everyone is.
Alaine: haha, true.
Alaine: im using lipsmacker STRAWBERRY chapstick
Alaine: like the girliest chapstick ever.
Alaine: which is probably the most unlikely thing to be helpful
Alaine: but hey, they don't test on animals : )
Me: YAY!
Alaine: w00+
Me+h3 0nLy pP +h@+3$+ 0N @NiiM@$ R Ry@n uV3rs.
Alaine: 0h my g0d y0ur r!gh+
Alaine: 3v3ry +!m3 y0u d0n't u$3 p0+@$$!um @ puppy d!3$ (m0$+ 0f +h3 +!m3)
Kate: Guess who is going to take pics?
Me: ...A panda bear?
Kate: Exactly.
Alaine: shes stupid
Alaine: and looks like a man
Alaine: i mistook her for on in 3rd grade..seriously.
Alaine: maybe her name should be KYELE like Kyle
Me: HHAHAHA.
Me: and steven bream likes HER! Manlady!
Alaine: EW
Alaine: not scuba steve!
Me: HHAHAHAH!
Me SCUBA STEVE!!!!
Lacy: Common Dora, you call yourself an explora?
Me: Your the one with the map!
Lacy: Come on dora, Its right behind yo!
Me: Dora clearly isn't a very good explora if she is asking a four year old for directions.
Lacy: Haha and she must not be very likable if her bestfriend is a talking monkey that walks around naked except for his red boots. He must be a stripper.
Me: Like totally, They must be like stripping partners or something.
Lacy: Yeah. By day, Explora. By night, Stripper.
Me: Her parents must be so ashamed of her.
Lacy: Yeah. Or they might encourage her because maybe her mom is 46 year old bartender like RITA. (Rita is her dads fiancee.)
Me: Maybe this Rita character owns the itlalian ice place and the only reason she gets customers is cause she sells off Dora's body.
Lacy: Hahah, I bet.
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