
What would life be like if I were a block of mozzarella cheese? TO BE CONTINUED!
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I'm white so I must be racist. I'm Catholic so no one has ever persecuted me. I don't support gay marriage so I must be a bigot. I don't date boys so I must be a lesbian. I have feelings so I must be a drama queen. I don't like getting bad grades so I must be a nerd. I don't play sports so I must be unathletic. I cry so I must be emo. I wear black so I must cut myself. I'm not a size 2 so I must be fat. I like to read so I must have no friends. I don't shop at expensive stores so I must be poor. I'm not your friend so I must hate you. I don't know the latest gossip so I must be boring. I hang out with a boy so the two of us must be dating. I don't follow the crowd so I must be crazy. I love to laugh so I must be preppy. I talk about my family a lot so I must be incestual. I don't always tell the truth so I must be a liar. I'm not perfect so I must be wrong. I don't say anything about you labeling me so I must not care.
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My ideas for some of my future fanfics (do not steal. Give me yay or nay if you please):
1. FMA: Rent. Ed is Roger, Winry is Mimi, Angel would be a girl, Maureen's girlfriend would be a boy. Cause it's easier for me that way.
2. DNAngel: Wicked: The Life and Times of Riku Harada. Riku as Alpheba! Risa as Glinda! And Daisuke/Dark as Fiyero!
3. FMA: The Little Mermaid. EdxWinry, with Envy as Ursula. Need I say more?
4. Vampires. With SOME story.
5. Buso Renkin: KazukixTokiko
6. Fruits Basket: Kyo has a little sister, and she wants to see if Tohru deserves her brother!
7. Fruits Basket: MomijixSaki. Because it's my crack pairing.
8. Avatar: AangxKatara fanfic
9. YuYu Hakusho: HieixMukuro songfic, Bring Me to Life
10. Ed and Winry switch bodies for a day. Maybe it's cliched, but did I mention that this is AU and the two of them have never met?
11. FMA: Basic high school setting: Ed is in love with a girl, and he wants to ask her to the dance. Then he starts getting anonymous love letters from a secret admirer, and finds that he likes them both. But are they the same person?? DUNDUNDUN!
Yay or nay people!
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To see all my fanart go to http://p-mctully.deviantart.com/
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1. Want spoilers to my stories? Just ask! Ask specific questions or general! I WILL answer them!
2. If you like my stories and want me to do a oneshot for a specific pairing, just ask! The requirements are a) no yuri or yaoi b) I have to like the pairing (see below)
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Frequently Asked Questions (Or Ones I Want To Answer):
What’s your name? Peggy!
When's your birthday? April 21, baby! 1994!
What gender are you? I’m 100 percent female!
How many siblings do you have? 5 brothers, one sister. Pity me. No, I really do love my siblings.
What’s your favorite color? Pink, blue, purple!
What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, drawing, singing, sculpting, listening to music, daydreaming, playing games on my cell phone, swinging, walking, making icons/avatars on the computer, and eating.
What kind of music do you like? Soft rock, some metal, no country. I like almost every kinda music. BUT COUNTRY AND RAP! CURSE YOU ALL!
What are your political views?
1. I am opposed to homosexual love. This doesn't mean that I target homosexuals, so don't act like I'm committing murder. I have never met a homosexual (except once, but she doesn't count towards this next comment cause she was a rhymes-with-witch first) so I don't know how I act towards them. I have talked to bisexual people online, however, and I treated them like normal people. I have no problem with reading or watching books/movies with gays in them either, so if any of you are going to go on about that, get mad at someone who calls homosexuals "fairies" "freaks", etc, instead of someone who just has a freaking opinion. I also consider homosexual love the same way I view incest. I don’t really think you can be in love with someone of your gender, just like I don’t really think you can be in love with your brother. I mean, I think my brother’s hot, but I got over the whole crush on him that I had for a while when I realized we couldn’t even get legally married, and that it's very unhealthy to be intimate with someone who shares direct DNA with you.
2. Abortion is wrong. You wouldn't have wanted YOUR parents to have had an abortion, would you? It doesn't matter what excuse you use. If you were raped, killing the baby isn't going to change that fact. Put it up for adoption if you think you won't be able to raise it. For a really good con-abortion speech, go to http://www.iconator.com/profile.php?UserID=1041911
3. I hate pro-choice. Hey! My "choice" is to bring a gun to school and shoot all my classmates!! That's fine, right? After all, pro choice! =D (Kidding, okay? I would never ever do that.) Pro-choice is really pro-anarchy.
4. I hate war, but that doesn't stop me from praying for our troops...and the opposing troops. I wish they could all return home safely.
5. Democrat or Republican? Hmm... REPUBLICRAT! I believe in some ideas of both, but also disagree. Except that a lot of democrats I've met are bigots.
6. I am a Catholic. For some reason this is political. (If you’re Catholic too, let’s chat! n.n) Get over it. I'm not racist, I'm not trying to convert you, and God loves me. He loves you too. Why do people act like that's evil?
7. I think people shouldn't have sex til their married. Not just for religious reasons, it's also because, if you have sex a lot before marriage, what do you save for the person you REALLY love?
8. Drugs and alcohol are bad. B. A. D. You can't argue with this one. TT Hugs, not drugs.
9. Our government is not screwed up. The people in our government are screwed up.
10. Race and religion don't matter. Why do people like to get tanned, but hate dark colored people?? WTF!? And I know what it’s like to be abused about religion. I’m white, so no one talks about that…but y’know how people always stereotype that Jews are the ones who get prejudiced? Well, none of the Jews in my grade have ever been made fun of, but last year everyone in the school made fun of me for being Catholic EVERY DAY. So yeah. Don’t EVER call ME intolerable.
11. Girls are just as good as boys. I'm surrounded by lots of retarded boys (WHEN do they mature?) but I'm trying to lower my sexism (They ain't making it easy).
12. I feel that major issues are hypocrisy and apathy. I hate both of these severely.
13. The death penalty is wrong. Why do we kill people to show killing people is wrong?
What are your favorite anime pairings?
For FMA: The best pairing is EdxWinry. (Other pairings: RoyxRiza, LingxRanFan, ScarxLust, RussellxSheska, AlxOC)
Naruto: SasukexSakura (NaruxHina, NejixTen, ShikaxTemari but ShikaxIno isn't unheard of I may write a fanfic for them if asked)
Inuyasha: MirokuxSango (InuxKago, SessoxRin)
Fruits Basket: KatsuyaxKyoko or KurenoxArisa…or YukixMachi (All the normal pairings, and MomijixSaki!!)
Avatar: SokkaxToph (Maiko, Kataang!)
Ouran High School: TamakixHaruhi (No others)
Yu Yu Hakusho: HieixMukuro (Yuskei, KuraxBot, KuwaxYuki)
Bleach: IchigoxRukia (ToshiroxMomo, GinxRanginku, KeisukexYoruichi)
DNAngel: SatoshixRisa (DaiDarRiku...so NOT a threesome!)
Any other questions? Go 'head an' ask 'em, I'll answer 'em!
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Things I dislike:
Cheerleaders/popular people. Not always synonymous, I know.
Bigoted hypocrites.
People who think I must have no friends because I don't like Edward Cullen. Because, in the real world, people only care about your opinion on Edward Cullen.
The fact that Cullen has the same name as Edward Elric. He doesn't deserve the same name as someone as funny as Ed.
Men. I hate men. I can't abide em even now and then. (-continues to sing the "I Hate Men" song from "Kiss Me Kate")
People who insult you without due cause. If person A insults person B first, then person B can insult A back, and has a perfectly valid reason for doing so. Person A's just a .
Zac Efron.
Vanessa Hudgens.
When people judge you meanly based on your likes/dislikes. -.-;
The fact that someone's been one-starring my stuff. No, it's not because it sucks. I can guess this because it happen not too shortly after my AOTD, the one about E.C. I think someone's just being petty.
Political correctness. I mean, to a certain extent, it's wonderful, but nearly everyone takes it too far or not far enough. Extreme political correctness is like walking on very thin ice; you're trying so carefully to tread lightly, so that you don't break it, that you lose your own stride. (Copyrighted, muffin-heads. =P)
CHAIN LETTER EFFING COMMENTS. Those people need to DIE!
When people download but don't comment. Case in point: My "I'm the girl who was always there for him" icon has 332 downloads, but only 2 comments.
Hilary Duff.
When people assume things about me, 98 of which are never true.
When people call me "gay". If you're using it like "homosexual", let me make something clear. I am not, nor have I ever been, gay. I like boys. I have always liked boys. I will always like boys. I am not gay, lesbian, or anything. If you mean it like "stupid", then you're the stupid one. Gay doesn't mean stupid, and it annoys me when people say that. I don't support homosexuality, but I hate people who insult homosexuals. Find a new insult.
Popular people. Doo-doo heads! Oh yeah, I went there!
People who don't know any Shakespeare. DUUUUDE, what's WRONG with you!?
Things I like:
The word "stepchiled'. No, it's not a real word, it's a word my friend and I use to shorten the phrase "red-headed stepchild with sexy legs". Yeah, don't ask.
Hugs.
Acting like a lesbian with your friends.
Pretending to be racist with your friends.
Getting into discussions about nerdy things with your friends.
Anime and Manga!
EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXFREAKINGWINRY!
The song "Why am I Gabriel? Why am I Anderson?" If you don't know it, monkey you!
King Tut. (Golden idol...he's an Egyptian!) by Steve Martin.
Steve Martin.
Robin Williams.
My brothers.
My kick-rhymes-with-trash sister.
My mommy and daddy.
My friends, EXCEPT JAY! ; Jk, I loooove you, Jay-bozu, you red headed stepchild with sexy legs!
Greed!Ling's facial expressions in FMA. I don't know why I find them so funny. I just do.
Reading through people's profiles. Man, some people are HILARIOUS!
The phrase "butternut crudmuffins".
Meeting nice people.
When people ACTUALLY read through your entire profile!
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My views on some of the most important issues of humankind:
1. Pepsi vs. Coke: Coke wins. Whilst Pepsi does do well with Jazz and a few others, they always copy off Coke. -shakes head sadly and begins to tear up-
2. Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings: Considering the fact that every Star Wars movie either had crappy special effects, crappy script, or an "evil wins" theme, LOTR wins.
3. Pirates vs. Ninjas: Ninjas. I'm sorry, but Kakashi would kick Jack's butt.
4. Cats vs. Dogs: Cats.
5. Love vs. Money: Love.
6. Rich and miserable vs. Poor and happy: Poor. Duh.
7. Old Disney vs. Present Disney: Old Disney. Now they're trying to make sequels, most of which suck.
8. Harry vs. Ron: Ron. Ron gets Hermione, Ron is cooler, and from what I can tell, Ron has more fangirls.
9. Anime vs. Manga: Manga. Sometimes the voice actors suck. Case in point: DNAngel. The only reason I watched it was cause of Dark's voice actor. Even the art sucked. My poor Satoshi-sama...
Another case: Flame of Recca anime. No. Just...no. Literally, a huge piece of me DIED after seeing three minutes of that!
10. Cheddar vs. Mozzarella: Cheddar!!
11. My Chemical Romance vs. Green Day: MCR FOREVER!
12. Marvel vs. DC: MARVEL! The only good DC comics character is Batman. Wonder Woman's pretty good, and the Flash is okay, but Marvel just pwns.
13. Facebook vs. Myspace: Facebook.
14. Miley vs. Selena: Not even a contest. Miley.
15. Miley vs. Hannah: Miley.
16. Ninjas vs. Vampires: Which vampire, which ninja? Fai would kill Naruto, but Kurei would totally own Edward Cullen. Set him aflame with Kurenai, Kurei! PLEEEEEASE!! And hel-LO, Mr. Crepsley vs. Kakashi? Our Vampy would OWN HIS FACE!!
17. King Kong vs. Godzilla: King Kong, probably. But I've never seen a Godzilla movie...Hm...
18. Jonas Vs. Miley: Miley would win one-on-one (girl power! =) but they'd beat her if they ganged up.
19. Nick Jonas vs. Joe Jonas: As awesome as Joe's name is, I'll have to go with Nick. =
20. Alex Rider vs. Artemis Fowl: ARGH! I...MUST...CHOOSE!
Artemis. I'm so sorry, Alex. It's just that you aren't as funny. -runs away crying-
21. Vampires vs. Werewolves: Again, which vampire, which werewolf? Cullen vs. Black? Psht, Jacob owns. Darren Shan vs. Jacob Black? Darren would beat Jacob within an inch of his life. Then he'd be all honorable and be like, "here, let me tend your wounds..." DARREN, I LOVES YOU!!
22. Boys vs. Girls: Girls, for several reasons. If you want em, I'll give em.
23. Edward vs. Jacob: Seriously, if you don't know my answer, you probably have brain damage.
24. Stewie vs. Brian: Stewie. All the freaking way.
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Defending Stuff I Like Against Arguments:
1. Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
Argument1: She's, like, schizophrenic!
My Reply: You DO know that the whole Hannah/Miley thing is for her SHOW, right? That it was DISNEY'S idea?
2: The song Nobody's Perfect is sooooo vain!
R: Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics? It never once says that Hannah's perfect. The line is "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again til I get it right". Not, "Nobody's perfect but ME!" No, it's saying that to get something right you have to work at it.
3:She dated Nick Jonas! NICK'S MINE!
R: ...Has Nick ever met you? You're more like his stalker than his girlfriend, especially if you hate someone just because they've dated him.
4. She's such a who.re!
R: Right. Because most of the celebrities out there are just ever so chaste.
5. Her dad got her job FOR her.
R: When you become famous, get your own TV show, and be known to every American (for good or bad), all on your own, with no help, tell me, and then your argument will be valid.
6. I hate her voice!
R: Okay. But then, after saying that, you comment on people's Miley stuff saying "she's a !" or whatever. Your voice PROBABLY isn't that much better.
2. Anime/Manga
1: It's backwards! That's so WEIRD!
R: Lots of countries have their written language read right-to-left or up-to-down, etc. Saying that manga is bad because it's read right-to-left is racist and ethnocentric. Keeping it right-to-left respects the manga-ka, (the person who draws the manga) as they tend to like it better that way.
2: It's all about fighting/It's all about se.x!
R: Not true. Just as there are several different kinds of novels, there are different genres of manga.
Examples: Fullmetal Alchemist is a fantasy/fighting manga. But Fruits Basket is a fantasy/romance manga. And just because a manga has fighting in it, there are always other elements. Ex: Dragonball Z is mainly focused on fighting, but there's a lot of comedy and a little romance in it too. n.n
3. I HATE POKEMON!
R: Right. Because Pokemon is definitely the only anime out there.
4. I hate reading!
R: How often do you read for pleasure? Try it. You might actually enjoy it.
5. I prefer REAL books.
R: Why? Manga has pretty pretty pictures.
6. It rots your mind! (Parents)
R: Actually, I have learned a large amount about the Japanese culture from manga. And shouldn't we be encouraged to broaden our horizons?
3. My Edward Cullen Hate
1. How can you hate him?
R: He's boring. He's the perfect man, and so he's boring. -shrugs-
2. Have you even read the books!?
R: Yes.
3. You have all that manga crap, so we have Edward!
R: There are literally thousands of manga series. There is one Twilight series. See the difference? And don't call it crap, as you've probably never read it. Also, manga/anime icons are different because we use IMAGES, not just lines that have been used for a million other icons. I swear to God, "and so the lion fell in love with the lamb" is so freaking over used! >=( And...consider this. 75 of the time I go on Iconator, there's a Twilight avvie in the new avatars section. And it's not, like, original or anything. That doesn't happen with manga avvies.
4. How can you hate a fictional character?
R: The same way you can love one.
5. Well you're obsessed with him too if you hate him!
R: No. He takes up maybe .0001 of my life. I just made that avvie and the club in passing. It took like three minutes, for God's sake.
6. You're just trying to offend people!
R: Who's trying to offend someone here? Me, who just made a little avvie, or all the people who comment my profile cursing me out and saying I have no friends since I hate Edward Cullen?
7. Edward's too good for you anyway!
R: ...gee. Poor me.
8. You can have your opinion, just be nice about it!
R: How is "I Hate Edward Cullen" mean? If I said "Edward Cullen Lovers Are ", then it would be, but I have never said anything like that, nor do I think it.
4. Winry Rockbell, from FMA
1. She's a sl.ut!
R: Not really. She only has one shirt in the story that's sluttish, and she only wears it at home. Outside of home, she wears not sluttish shirts.
2. ED'S MINE!
R: Are you serious? He's a fictional character. He will never be yours. Ever. He can, however, be Winry's. So if you really loved him, you would accept that he loves her.
3. Ed's Roy's/Rose's/Noa's/etc!
R: Um...no. Do you want me to go through and point out every proof of EdxWin, and anti proof of Edxanyone else? EdxWinry is canon, guys.
4. She whines all the time!
R: Compared to a bunch of military generals, who are, like, the only other characters, yeah, Winry's not that tough.
For really good Winry defense, go to http://ceruleansan.livejournal.com/65876.html#cutid1
Seriously, this person's awesome! If I had a livejournal account I'd worship the computer she types on.
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Here's the summary to Return to Amestris cause the one down there sucks.
The basic plot is that after the FMA movie, Ed and Al figure out how to come back. Heinrich, Noa, and a girl named Cass who fell in love with Al, all come with them. When they get there, they arrive in Dublith to discover that Wrath and Izumi have come back to life. And they're like, "Omn wtc?" A bunch of other people come back to life too...some who the Elrics would have preferred to have stayed dead. (That sounds ominous! Squee!) There are also a lot of new Homunculi. (Not all of which have appeared yet) I also brought in some characters who don't appear in the anime but I thought they should, like Ling, Ran Fan, and Mei. In the beginning, this story was just going to be some crappy Edwin thing where they reunited and got married, but somehow it deepened into a dramatic, angst-filled conspiracy-ridden tragedy. I'm a very depressing writer... Roy is Fuhrer, Ed becomes a Colonel, and lots of characters die.
And the characters are all really ooc (out of character).
Oh and it's pretty popular, fyi. Lots of people seem to like it. Which makes me happy. YAAAY REVIEWERS! -gives reviewers cookies- This one isn't mine but OMN SOMEONE MADE ME AN AVVIE!! McTully I write lots of songs in my spare time, of which most I am proud. If you would like to hear some, tell me and I'll send em to ya. If anyone likes my stories and would like me to read any of yours, just ask. No, really. I mean it. Tell me which of your stories you like most and I'll check it out. n.n I love it whenever an author I like reviews to ANYTHING I wrote, and tells me that it's good. Like when slinko-dono told me SUPER WINRY was genius. I died with joy, and Jay brought me back with the Dragonballs.
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Jesus is not my homeboy. He's my Lord. But prodigal son is mah homeboy! XD
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