Hey guys! You may know me formerly as dramioneOBEL2 or RoseRedMisery but i didn't like those. So I changed it. 'Fear me dear, for I am Death' is a line from a Bring me the Horizon song called Braille. I'm not deathlike whatsoever.

I love Harry Hotter and Artemis Fowl. Everybody should read these books. You can get cancer from a car crash. I hate the mistake Colfer made with The Seventh Dwarf. In the Arctic Incident, Mulch and Artemis were supposed to have already met because the seventh dwarf took place before the arctic incident but clearly, they seem to meet for the first time in mulch's apartment! And now, they've apparently met for the first time in The Time Paradox.

Names: You could call me Jazzy

Height: I'm not short... I'm fun sized 4'11''

Location: I'm from the south! I'm a country girl! I say things like ya'll and soda.

Sports: Field Hockey

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite color: Red...because it's the color of blood

Favorite TV shows: Viva La Bam, House, So you think you can dance, iCarly, Lost, Gene Simmons: Family Jewels, Heroes, Jackass, A shot at love with Tila Tequila

Favorite Songs: I Love College (Asher Roth), Baby Doll (Girlicious), Boom Boom Pow (BEP), The Bright Lights (the Hoodies), Crazier (Taylor Swift), Don't Stop Believin' (Glee Cast), Fifteen (Taylor Swift), Former Glory (the Hoodies), Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet (Fall Out Boy), Hey Mickey (the Riplets), I'm Only Me When I'm With You (Taylor Swift), If U Seek Amy (Britney Spears), Like Me (Girlicious), Shake It (Metro Station), Something To Believe In (Spectacular! cast), Surface (the Hoodies), Tiffany Blews (Fall Out Boy), Tonight (Jonas Brothers), Too Cool (Meaghan Martin), Umbrella (Taylor Swift), Wild At Heart (Gloriana), Womanizer (Britney Spears), Circus (Britney Spears), Year 3000 (Jonas Brothers)

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, I Am Legend, Juno, Steel Magnolias (:D), Cloverfield, Sweeny Todd, Hannah Montana, Paranormal Activity, The Green Mile

Favorite Football Team: Steelers

Favorite Baseball Team: Orioles

Favorite Flower: Roses

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Twilight series, Heaven series, Misery, Carrie

HEY GUYS! I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW ABOUT A LITTLE KNOWN BAND CALLED THE HOODIES! THEY ARE AMAZING AND THEY'RE ON iTUNES! SO GO CHECK THEM OUT. AND YOUR NAME IF YOU LIKE THEM. HannahStumph, RoseRedMisery

Why do they call the little candy bars fun sized? Wouldn't it be more fun do eat a big one?

I love the Heaven series. Its better known as the Casteel series, but Heaven sounds better. Its very hard to summarize these books. But i can tell you its all tragic romance. Its about a girl named Heaven Leigh Casteel. She is born and raised in the Willies. Her father is neglegent. She has like four siblings i think. The series is Heaven, Broken Angel, Fallen Hearts, Gates of Paradise, Web of Dreams. My favorite character is Troy Tatterton. He's like the perfect man. My favorite of the books is Fallen Hearts. The author is V.C. Andrews. Check it out.

I am currently writing a Holly/Artemis story called Unexpected Relations. I have no idea why I called it that. I just couldn't think of anything else to call it. I will try to make it Juliet/Mulch too. Not making any promises though. Sorry I haven't updated in so long. It just seems like my least important story right now. Not that FF is very important. Just something to do. I'm thinking of putting it up for adoption. If you wanna adopt, tell me.

I'm also writing a Harry Potter story called I Know What You Want. I have an OC in it based off my friend Hannah Waldron and I wrote it for her. It is Draco/Harry, Hermione/Blaise, and George/OC (Hannah).

My first almost, kinda serious AF story is called Attacked! and its about Artemis Fowl being bitten by a werewolf and undergoing changes. He get stronger, gains new confidence, makes new friends, and falls in love. Its AF/OC slash. I'm thinking of leaning a lot towards AF/HS in there too though. I also have a lot of OCs in there, but thats because they are all a part of a werewolf pack that Artemis joins.

http://betterinternetradio.com/images/pic_missing_anniston_boy.jpg - pic of what I imagine Owen Gainnes to look like

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp2.blogger.com/_yqQJe8VD5Ek/RqdR-uTXLYI/AAAAAAAAALY/4eBgBkKObi0/s400/tomfalcone.jpg&imgrefurl=http://emohairstylesfashion.blogspot.com/2008/06/cute-emo-boys-layered-hairstyle.html&usg=_ilAOFU7N-mtezMaQ2U9NtPVuzkc=&h=300&w=400&sz=22&hl=en&start=45&um=1&tbnid=aCCEWpglTr074M:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images3Fq3Demo2Bboy26start3D4026ndsp3D2026um3D126hl3Den26rlz3D1T4GGLD_enUS305US29226sa3DN - what I think Shane Cormac would look like

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/28/brad_shag.jpg - lol my ideal Riley Cann

http://sedationspadentist.com/assets/blondeGirl.jpg- what I think Maura Agar would look like.

http://jetspace.us/images/LeftBlondeGirlFACE.jpg - Kori Boyd

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1738/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1738R-4021.jpg - Kyle Faden

http://anicadesigns.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/smiling_jess_purple_hair.110210206_std.jpg -Shea Collins

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3390958/2/istockphoto_3390958_red_haired_teen_boy_seated_space_for_text.jpg - Caden Dowell

http://www.tip.duke.edu/loyo/Teen_Girl.jpg - Kaitlin Logan

http://hair.lovetoknow.com/images/Hair/9/90/Long_emo_girl_style.jpg - Reagan McDuff

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp1.blogger.com/_Qy4nlfaLoBc/RwnVYiL09HI/AAAAAAAAAwM/yfTH5xUN754/s320/emo2Bboy!.jpg&imgrefurl=http://leejiee.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html&usg=_ZcEI46QaQbpFuF-SvQ4mCDa36Rc=&h=320&w=241&sz=16&hl=en&start=76&um=1&tbnid=dK5wzxIIYUh2IM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=89&prev=/images3Fq3Demo2Bboy26start3D6026ndsp3D2026um3D126hl3Den26rlz3D1T4GGLD_enUS305US29226sa3DN - last but not least, Brody Ackart, (just click see full size image)

http://www.dannywhitfield.com/images/ITEM_10-D-5_2006_DODGE_VIPER_SRT-10_BLACK_COUPE_.jpg - Brody's Dodge Viper

http://www.thecarfinders.co.uk/images/DodgeBlackSRT-8.jpg - Artemis' Dodge Charger

http://www.dannywhitfield.com/images/ITEM_3-T-14_2006_CORVETTE_Z06_BLUE_3.jpg - Riley's Blue Corvette

http://hollandauction.com/Images/silver_pickup_1_copy.jpg - Caden's pickup

I am begining a new story. It is a Harry Potter story, and focuses on Harry. He turnes dark and is sent back to Hogwarts by Voldemort, as a chica, to recruit and spy. As well as Draco, Blaise, and Theo, also chicas, they begin their own clique, changing the girls in Hogwarts and recruiting them to dark. Harry falls in love with someone unexpected:) I have come up with a name for it now! It's Chance at a New Life.

http://www.musicloversgroup.com/girlicious-stupid-shit-video-and-lyrics/ the link to the pic of the four boys after the change into girls. You can guess who is who. harry has dark hair. draco is blonde. blaise is black. and the other is theo. the video is of how they wear their uniforms in Hogwarts. The music video is actually the inspiration for this fic.

In Need of a Friend is the only story that I've ever succeeded in keeping serious. It's Artemis Fowl. Something horrible happens to Artemis and all he wants is Holly to be there, but she ignores him. He falls into a depression. It's my only M rated story and it's got some pretty hardcore, sexy stuff in there.

I have a challenge out as well. Its for iCarly, and its a Seddie gets pregnant challenge. Idk how many people are doing the challenge. I kinda lost track and don't really read iCarly fics anymore.

My Fandoms: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Heroes, iCarly, Avatar (i've read some), Twilight

My favorite ships:

Harry Potter

Draco/Hermione (I just do)

Harry/Draco (It's hot ok)

Blaise/Hermione (unlikely buy cute)

Hermione/Snape, Remus, Sirius, Tom Riddle, Fred or George (What? They're all good)

Lily/James (If you don't like it you're dead to me)

Severus/Sirius (YES!!)

Twilight series

Bella/Jacob ( the couple that will never happen. No matter how much i beg. The sleeping bag scene in Eclipse was hot, ok. )

Jacob/ Edward (so hott!)

Artemis Fowl

Artemis/Holly (It's perfect!)

Mulch/Juliet (i've never actually read one but it seems cute! OMG there are none of these on here!)

Root/Holly (Maybe, if written right)

Juliet/Trouble (He's never actually been a main character, but somehow seems ok)

Arty/OC slash (hotness!)

iCarly

Sam/Freddie (now officially canon)

Avatar

Zuko/Katara (kinda perfect)

Toph/Sokka (yep)

Heroes

Sylar/Claire (its destiny. they'll live forever together)

Sylar/Peter (HOTT!)

Peter/Sylar/Claire (hey i'm cool with threesomes)

My least favorite ships:

Harry Potter

Remus/Sirius (they're just friends guys)

Hermione/Ron (Too cliche. I like suprises)

Harry/Ginny (Again, cliche)

Remus/Tonks (OH MY GOD!! I could go on for hours about how this is the worst couple ever. But i won't bore you with that.)

Artemis Fowl

Foaly/Holly (No.)

Artemis/Minerva (Two genii just don't mix)

Artemis/Juliet (He's her principle, kinda. She would not let herself feel that way for him and she isn't artemis' type)

Holly/Trouble (If this happens in the next book i'm going to stop reading the series.)

Arty/Butler (no. just no.)

Butler/Holly (omg! i accidently read one and felt like my eyes were burning! ok. exaggeration. but its still pretty sick. in the bad way.)

iCarly

Carly/Freddie

Avatar

Katara/Aang (he just seems to young to even have a gf)

Heroes

Peter/Nathan (blech)

Sylar/Elle (was canon. but still no.)

Sylar/Maya (She's really whiney. So is peter i guess but at least he's hot)

Sylar/Mohinder (Why?)

Mohinder/Matt (What?)

Quotes

He gave her 12 red roses...11 real and one fake...and said to her "I will love you until the last one dies".-unknown

"Don't be stupid, It's not smart." - Ty Pennington

"It's like a pregnancy test but you can drink it!" - Me, talking about those kool-aids they used to make that you put in a pill and it changed color and flavor.

"you are going to be a star... supernova." - me talking to kyle's black dog

"NO ONE PLAYS AGAIN UNTIL HAYLEY WINS!"- my sister Hayley acting stupid and being a sore loser after we played uno attack.

I was txting mark from barnes and noble and told him i was buying the artemis fowl graphic novel and he goes " your stupid. i'm over here reading 18th century crap so you can shove your assfist fowl up your clit" and i burst out laughing.

Ben- "yeah i love how in elementary school, calling people butthead was like the best insult we could come up with"
Me- "yeah now we just call each other assfist"

Me- "i feel like i'm gonna puke up gummy bears" (i had just gotten done eating like a pound of them)
Hannah- "at least it'll be colorful and happy!"

"Ahhhh... algebratic equations."- me

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

Some funny quotes/lines from my stories:

Unexpected Relations (AF):

- “Look Dom! I have a pet Holly!” - Juliet to Butler

- “Artemis! Don’t. Move. A muscle.” “Why?” “There are only supposed to be two eggs.” - Holly, Artemis, Holly

- “Let’s see. The book says to add milk.” “How much?” “One gallon.” “Ok then…. Oh…Holly, be serious.” - Holly, Artemis, Holly, Artemis

- “And I mean, but how was he?” - Juliet to Holly, about how Artemis is in bed :)

- This didn’t make sense. You don’t just explode and return four years later.

- “Argh! Convict! Get off!” - Root to Mulch, after Mulch hugged him.

I Know What You Want (HP):

- “Now, if you don’t mind leaving, I’d like to finish my meal without puking from exposure to your snobbiness.” - Fred to Draco

- “Hermione, my gaydar is going off.” - Hannah to Hermione, about Draco

- “I’m with George.” “Dandy.” - Hannah, Draco

- “That’s the magic. It was Dumbledore. He was wandering around muttering about his pet rabbit being lost. Then he saw us and asked if we wanted a lemon drop. Then sent us back to bed.” - George to Hannah, about being caught out of bed once.

- “Oh my God! It -” “Hey! He’s my God too!” - Draco, Hannah

- “Our feet turn into icicles!” “Oh well, sucks for you!” - Blaise, Hermione

- “Listen to Hermione. She knows all." - Draco to Ron

- “Draco, why is Hannah texting you?” “Because I’m awesome.” - Hermione, Draco

- “That’s right Granger! Loosen up!” “What happened to Hermione knows all?” - Draco, Hermione

- “Wow Granger. Didn’t know you were so badass.” - Blaise to Hermione

- “Since I realized Pansy was icky.” “Well, yeah mate, everyone knows that. But you don’t see us all going poofy.” Draco, Ron

- Harry put on a sad face. “Everyone tries to kill me.”

- "You can have some color-changing ink.” “It’s black.” “Yes. It’s black, like your soul.” - Draco, Neville, Draco

- “Voldemort can be your bodyguard, Neville.” -Draco

- "sleepover tonight. All of us. RoR." "Can’t. Classes tmrrw." "Not asking. Telling." Draco, Harry, Draco (texting each other)

- “I has a pet Crabbe.” - Ginny to Dean

- "Why is Malfoy practically sitting on Harry?” “Ron refuses to move!” “I have a Goyle right here! And he doesn’t move!” - Dean, Draco, Ron

- “I like red because it’s the color of blood!” - Draco

- “That’s it! If you take one more crack at me being gay, I’ll sacrifice you to Voldemort! And I’ll suggest he rape you. Then, I'll throw you back into the world to face the shame of being Voldemort’s little sex slave! Then, I can tell everyone how you lost your virginity to Voldemort!” - Draco to Ron

- “What?” “I just dared Harry to make out with you.” “Oh.” - Draco, Hermione, Draco

- “You’re doing splendidly. What is the prob-?” He was cut off when he found Draco’s wand between his eyes. “Lumos!” shouted Draco. “Arrrrrrrrgh!” exclaimed Snape.

- “What are you doing down there, Professor?” - Goyle to Umbridge, after he tripped her.

- Blaise stood in front of Dumbledore and leaned in until he was about an inch from his face. When Dumbledore blinked, Blaise shouted joyfully, “YES! I WIN! YOU LOSE SUCKA!” and he ran back to sit seat. Dumbledore looked thoroughly confused. Especially when a glob of mashed potatoes hit Minerva McGonagall beside him.

- “SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU! RAWWWR!! DOWN WITH TRELAWNEY!!” - Hermione under the Invisibilty Cloak after sneaking into Trelawney's classroom

- Neville pulled out a biscuit and threw it at the back of Snape’s head. “Who threw that?!” Snape exploded. “I’m sick of you children!”

- “I’m going to glue caterpillars to her face.” - Ginny to Crabbe, telling him why she dragged him into McGonnagal's room while she was sleeping.

- “Where’s the butterfly net? I need to catch them dragonflies!” - Ron, waking up.

- “Ron, I’m going to count to three, and if you aren’t asleep by three, I’m going to slay you like a dragon.” “We should really document the things you say.” - Draco, Harry

- “Doggie!” - Draco, after seeing Sirius in dog form

- “I wanna keep her!” Sirius, about Leigh

List your twelve favorite Artemis Fowl Characters in no particular order:

1. Artemis Fowl II

2. Holly Short

3. Mulch Diggums

4. Julius Root

5. Foaly

6. Butler

7. Myles & Beckett Fowl

8. Juliet Butler

9. Angeline Fowl

10. Opal Koboi

11. Trouble Kelp

12. Minerva Peredizo

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

NOPE!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

ew not really. he's cool but not hot

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

I'd laugh really hard, then ask Artemis how they did it.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

One but I stopped reading it.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

ugh! no!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Hahaha five/ten would be so ironic. Foaly/Opal

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Their poor little eyes!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Opal caught Mulch when he was on the stealth shuttle in TOD, instead of Mulch escaping. She locks him up and decides to have some fun with him.

OMG EW

9) Is there any thing such as one/eight fluff?

Oh yeah! I've read those before. Some are pretty good. It's the only person I can see Artemis with other than Holly. Artemis/Juliet

10) Suggest a summary for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Minerva visits Fowl Manor to tell Artemis she loves him. When she is rejected, Artemis' little brothers find her crying. What better to cheer up a hurt teenage girl than a couple of rowdy toddlers?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Uhh... ew. Idk something like a LEP party instead of the mindwipe afer TEC.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

naw

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

shut up no!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

I mean, its a possible story, but my friends dont know about fanfiction...

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

DEATH TO HUMANITY! ?

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Juliet Butler... hmm... "Rooftop"

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Minerva likes both Artemis and Butler? idk...

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"So how bout we destroy the world together huh? Instead of you stopping me every time I try" Opal to Holly

19) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Artemis and Myles and Beckett are in a happy relationship until Angeline runs off with Root. Artemis, brokehearted, has a hot one-night stand with Trouble Kelp and a brief, unhappy affair with Minerva, the follows the wise advice of Foaly and finds true love with Mulch.

THATS SO MESSED UP IN SO MANY WAYS!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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