| Mika the Rainbow Vampire |
Author has written 12 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Kingdom Hearts. Hi, I am new. My name is Mika. I am a graphic design student/ highschool attendee/ fangirl extraordinaire. Have a fantabulous day! If you feel like looking me up on DeviantArt here's the link: http://fallenaiko.deviantart.com/ I don't have much on there. D.O.B: 3-8-91 D.O.D:...I dunno, I'm not dead yet Fav movie: Anything good, I really like Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas (which I finally saw all the way through) and The Crow Fav color: Black Fav songs: 1. Angels by Within Temptation 2. Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 3. Dark Blue byJack's Mannequin 4. Say My Name by Within Temptation 5. Untouched by The Veronicas Fav food: Mocha Fudge Ice Cream Least fav food: Anything spicy Hobby: Drawing and Writing Sexual Preference: Bi bitches. Deal with it. Pairings: Anything I can get hooked on. But mostly, I love Axel with Roxas-because they belong together-Riku with Sora and Zexion with Demyx. I approve of Riku and Roxas and the really rare Roxas and Namine-but I prefer Akuroku first and foremost. But I am not one of those yaoi fans who bashes the girls and hates them. They're characters and it isn't their fault their directors wanted to entertain the illusion that there is no homosexuality in there. My Fics Cat Rapture: One day I will amaze myself and finish this evil demon child. But I'm rewriting this atrocity first. Relentless: Ideas come in and then they go with this so please be patient. Best Senior Prank...Ever: I'm rewriting what I originally had written for this. But since I have to type it up anyway that shouldn't matter. Because I type like a turtle. I walk like a turtle. My dad calls me Vern (Over the Steve!-I mean Hedge) for heaven's sake. I have a lot on plate right now though so updates will take some time. Please forgive me. Quotes I Like "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's Heaven on Earth." "Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven found the power thereto in his own hell." -Friedrich Nietzsche "We've got something in common Kairi. You and I both miss someone we care about." -Axel, Kingdom Hearts II “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die.” — Mel Brooks “Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.” – Anonymous “Hello? Earth to Riku? Are you alive in there?” “It’d be extremely cruel for me to die when I have you pinned in such a compromising position. Fate can’t be that much of a bitch.” -Sora and Riku, in that order, ‘Born To Be Wild’ by Slashapalooza “I’m terrified.” “…You’re mocking me, aren’t you?” “Yes. Yes I am.” -Riku, Sora, Riku (that order), ‘Born To Be Wild’ by Slashapalooza ‘When I die it’s going to be loud, and bright, and people are going to see it for fucking miles.’ -Yami Bakura’s thought in ‘Poor Twisted Me’ by Koneko Cain “Did you make this, Bakura?” “No, obviously the fried rice fairy did it.” -Yami, Yami Bakura, in that order, in ‘Poor Twisted Me’ by Koneko Cain “I’m not brooding, I’m attempting to create an aura of leave me alone. Obviously it isn’t working. Now go away before something horrible happens to you.” -Yami Bakura in ‘Poor Twisted Me’ by Koneko Cain “If I change my mind I’ll make sure to kill myself before I start believing in the power of friendship and enjoying group activities.” -Yami Bakura in ‘Poor Twisted Me’ by Koneko Cain And the financial aid office said unto Roxas, “Go, child, and earn money. Only then will we allow you a place in our distinguished university.” So Roxas got a job. A steady job. A square job. He now spends every evening singing show tunes at a bar. -Dualism, Summary for ‘Everything Nice’ by the great Dualism “The name’s Axel. I’m the model you’ll see hanging on every billboard in the city. Commit that to memory.” -Axel in Billboard, by Jyo-chan “You think you can get yourself a prince and a cheesy ballad and you’re in, huh?” -Axel in Ever After, by Spot of Bother “What are you saying, Rox? You’d prefer moonlit walks and sonnets on how you make me feel?” -Axel in Ever After, by Spot of Bother “Roxas, I already have a boyfriend, I don’t need you to sell me yours.” -Riku in Tease, by paintthesilence “I can’t believe he put Sexy Back after a Nine Inch Nails song…” -Riku talking about Axel in Tease, by paintthesilence "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?" Unknown Naminé: How about I introduce you two? Kairi, random demon. Random demon, Kairi. I’ll leave you two alone now. (leaves) All right, it’s been 10 minutes. It should be fine now. (returns) Kairi: I don’t know what happened. I was just telling him how Cloud and Squall were secret lovers who met using a cross-dimensional portal, and then he fell over and foamed at the mouth. Naminé: That’ll do, fangirl. That’ll do. - The Ansem Retort, #43 Sora: Hey Zexion, if you could have any super power, what would it be? Zexion: Hmmm… shape-shifting, I guess. Sora: I want to fuse with a talking dog! No wait! I want to fuse with a pantsless duck! Wait, wait… a talking dog AND a pantsless duck! (Long pause.) Zexion: All my past experience has taught me that humanity is a doomed species. Yet in the black, uncaring depths of my heart, there is a small light. Sora, you have killed that light. -The Ansem Retort, #13 Axel: Hey, Zex, ya think Microsoft is pissed off about you yelling “Halo sucks” on national TV? Zexion: I doubt it. Axel: You know, Microsoft already took over Idaho and New Jersey. Maybe we take them on after this FOX gig. Zexion: What? Axel: Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if Microsoft guys were here right now? (Guys in Black Coats arrive) Guy in Black Coat: We’re Microsoft lawyers. Zexion, you’re being sued for slander. Zexion: Fucking Bill Gates… -The Ansem Retort, #50 Marluxia: All right, I found out what happened to Axel. According to Wikipedia, the Buddhist monks call it “Reverse Nirvana”. Axel’s mind is so full of evil and chaos, he’s actually achieved total inner peace. Apparently, the only other person to reach Reverse Nirvana was someone with the initials ‘B.M.’ Aerith: Okay, but what does it all mean, exactly? Marluxia: Here’s what it means: Axel has frickin’ mind bullets! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!! -The Ansem Retort, #164 Guy in Black Coat: Well, do you at least have a plan? Zexion: Of course. Axel and Larxene duke it out until they both get tired, and then hopefully they both get hit by a bus. (Long Pause) Guy in Black Coat: That’s your best plan? Naminé: We call it “Operation: Who gives a fuck?” -The Ansem Retort #170 Darth Maul: Damn it, I’m leaving. Zexion: What? We’re already outnumbered as it is. Darth Maul: Fine. I’ll give you a pair of lightsabers. Zexion: You’d really give me lightsabers? Darth Maul: Why not? I have 100 of the damn things in the back of my car. I sell ‘em to nerds. Zexion: Star Wars geeks don’t have money. Darth Maul: Money? I get paid in organs, which I sell on the black market and to Burger King. -The Ansem Retort #22 Kairi: I got the telo-sphere like you asked. Zexion: Good. I’m not going to last a day with you two without TV. Naminé: Shhh. TV. Kairi: You know, this is just like my fanfic. The characters are stuck in a dungeon and then they have wild – Zexion: I swear to God, if you finish that sentence I will take a brick and smash your fucking head in! - The Ansem Retort #19 READ THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. 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1. Relentless » reviewsRoxas is abruptly thrown into a world full of battles, spells, and partners. Can he survive the attacks and learn to trust the man who's first partner is already gone?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,900 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 7-26-07 - Axel & Roxas2. Best Senior Prank…Ever » reviewsIt's Roxas' senior year and his parents threw him back into the same school as his twin, where he meets Sora's boyfriend. And Roxas decides to come up with a plan to make Axel all his. No matter what. Good thing Riku's willing to help.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,480 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 11-6-07 - Axel & Roxas3. Fairytales are for Fools reviewsFairytales are for fools. Happily ever after is such a glorified lie. Reality doesn’t work like that.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-23-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete4. Waking Up Beside You reviewsI’ve been alone for so long. Forgotten by the world, by myself. Then you awakened me. I knew you would never stay but I sill miss waking up beside you. Gift fic for Axel-kun.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete5. Boy Next Door reviewsSora's the star on the scene and Roxas is the boy next door. Mild yaoi but there is no SoraRoxas-ness. For Axel-kun. Rating to be safe.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-08 - Sora & Roxas - Complete6. Pictures Drawn in Blood reviewsYou used to draw such pretty pictures too." Just like that, his sister was gone and he was taken. To Halloween Town. But can Roxas survive the horror that awaits him there?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-8-08 - Axel & Roxas - Complete7. Life reviewsThis is a story about the lives of two people who grew up together. And how their lives became so entwined with one another, anything else then how they wound up would have been wrong. This is a story about Axel and Roxas.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-5-07 - Axel & Roxas - Complete8. Their Kind of Odd reviewsWhen Sora told Roxas to get a life, he meant it literally. He probably didn't expect his cousin to wind up drunk at Axel and Demyx's. Right after the redhead thought Demyx was cheating on him. And now, Axel thinks payback is in order. Poor Roxas.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-22-07 - Axel & Roxas - Complete9. Misery Business reviewsHe never intended to brag...but having Roxas just felt so good. Pity poor Riku for losing the angel with blond hair and blue eyes. AxelRoxas, RikuRoxas, RikuSora, SeiferHayner and SephirothCloud. Please read!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-26-07 - Axel & Roxas - Complete10. The Bleeding reviewsOk, this one is dark but this is a songfic based off the music video. Please read. Akuroku Oneshot SongficKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-3-07 - Axel & Roxas - Complete11. Cat Rapture » reviewsKaiba thought all the magic was finally out of his life. He really should have known better.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-3-07 - Seto K. & Amelda12. The Wonders of Gaia reviewsKaiba is playing online and gets an interesting IM...I'm bad at summaries. Warnings inside. Puppyshipping Oneshot.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-07 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete