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I’ll make this quick as my internet will be turned off soon. I’m sorry. I’m having real problems with the next chapter and I have exams very soon. I’m going to reserve my time and thoughts to them rather than worry about the chapter. Sorry, I’ll update as soon as possible! I promise! I’m really sorry for being so unreliable!
Chantelle
Greetings, welcome to my domain…
I hope you enjoy you’re time here, you will not leave alive… (Or dead, for that matter), I am called DeathlyPhoenix… I am also female… I am a fan of the great Harry Potter books, by the once wondrous J K Rowling… I am also a fan of Alex Rider and the Power of Five books… I have a love for evanescence, nightwish, lost prophets, pink, within temptation, green day, Kelly Clarkson, Lily Allen, Simple Plan, Linkin Park and MCR…
I like very….different pairings:
HP/GW
HP/LV (one of my personal favorites)
HP/DM (I like creature fics with these two D/s s: Harry)
HP/SB (Susan Bones)
HP/KB (Katie Bell)
HP/AJ (Angelina Johnson)
HP/AS (Alisa Spinet)
HP/SS (awww D/s (s: Harry))
I will never read a fic with
Harry dieing
I will read a fic with
Evil Harry
Dark Harry
Slash (no femslash though, I don’t hate it, I just don’t think any of the fem characters in HP should be paired up)
Grey Harry
D/s
Love in fic
Independent Harry
Manipulative Dumbledore
Ron bashing
Ron + Hermione bashing
Ron + Hermione + Dumbledore bashing
Fudge bashing
Scrimgeour bashing
Non human Harry (vamp, vela, elf etc.)
Prince Harry
No.1DracoLover is my beta, who has to cope with my destroying of the English Language
Cowabunga is my editor; she decides when the story’s getting boring
Now, I will plead you to read my stories
READ MY STORIES: 'HARRY POTTER AND THE COUSIN'S SECRET', 'DREAM', 'ANNIE'S RIDDLE', 'LOST LOVE', 'HARRY POTTER AND THE COUSIN'S SECRET: DUMBLEDORE' AND 'HEIRS'
About my stories
Harry Potter and the Cousin's Secret: This one follows J K R's plan for Harry Potter, book 7. But it has my own twist(s). Harry goes looking for the horcruxes but when he gets into tight spots someone helps him, no one knows who she is. COMPLETE
Dream: ONE SHOT! This one is a possible ending to book 7, highly unlikely, but possible. When I say that, I'm not talking about whether Harry wins or not, I'm talking about something else... Slight Harry/Ginny and Hermione/Ron. But not big.
Annie's Riddle: just how close are Harry and voldemort? join Annie as she reflects on her and her family's life at her daughters wedding. interesting one-shot another one of my 'could be real, but probably isn't stuff'
Lost Love: songfic to hello by evanescence. during HBP voldemort unleashes a devastating attack on Hogwarts and something happens that destroys Harry’s sanity. strong hp/gw, character death
Harry Potter and the Cousin's Secret: Dumbledore: (The title's changed so many times that I’m not sure what it is anymore...) my mad one-shot off of my long fic Harry Potter and the cousin's secret. When Katie met Dumbledore. I was hyper when I wrote it sooo um, sorry in advance... it's not TOO bad, just a bit insane and allot of 'OH MY GOD!)'s.
Heirs: Manipulative Evil Dumbledore. Dumbledore is slowly trying to take over Hogwarts. The school doesn’t like this so she chooses four students to protect her. One from each house. As time begins to run out the four must learn skills quickly to fight the headmaster and his evil plans for school domination.
This will include:
-OC’s
(I think that’s right? Characters that aren’t from J K Rowling story)
- Evil Dumbledore
-Main character death (not for ages though)
- Animagus forms (sorry if no one likes this but I’m not cutting it out, I spent ages choosing animals to match personalities / background stories / looks etc.)
(The proper summery and warning wouldn't come up when I tried to post.)
Please read and review
“Courage is not a lack of fear. Courage is when fear takes hold with both, cold hands, and you feel it as surely as you feel the sun... and you do what is right anyway.”
I got that off of 'SecretKeeper' in the story 'Advenged Sevenfold', chapter 13, And Embers Rise (story on mugglenet.com fanfiction)
'Black had gotten himself killed by curtains of all things. The death, if anything, was fitting.' -Snape
I got that in 'Mastery' by 'EA Simpson', chapter 17.
“Sorry. I don’t get detentions. I’ve only had three, make that five now, since I’ve been here.”
Hermione laughed. Harry couldn’t help himself either having five in a single week. He smiled as his friend commented, “I think Susan Bones was a low profile target – a hard worker and well liked by everyone. Susan Potter, on the other hand, is a high profile target for anyone with an axe to grind with the man in her life. Welcome to the Close Associates of Harry club! Girls who used to be friendly will be jealous. Boys will be a bit uncomfortable around you, not wanting to seem like their flirting with Harry’s wife. The teachers will probably be the worst. Most of them dislike seeing students given special status or attention. You have your own suite, your own house elf and your own set of rules.” -Susan Bones and Harry
I got that one in 'To Fight the Coming Darkness' by 'jbern', chapter 32, According to the Plan
“Severus, I fear you are merely over reacting based on the incident with Professor Lupin’s familiar- (The familiar is Sirius) (Dumbledore speaking)
“IT PURPOSELY RELIEVED ITSELF ON MY TROUSER LEG!” Snape yelled.
The echo of his voice filled the empty hallways as it flooded the castle and Ron was forced to hastily clamp a hand over his mouth to stifle the laugh that suddenly tried to escape.
You might not have completely got that one, it's funny if you read the story, believe me, anyway, that one's called 'Fugitives of Azkaban' by 'BajaB', chapter 5, 'Returning Home'.
Stupid boy hissed Ice. Swing the other way, the other way—not that way! Are you trying to take my tail off?!
Yes Harry hissed back as he took another swipe at the snake. Ice gave a panicked hiss.
If you hit me, then I will—
You’ll what? Glare at me? teased Harry lightly.
I’ll take your tail off!
I don’t have a tail
I’ll improvise said Ice darkly. Harry shivered and got back to practicing with his sword.
SWING THE OTHER WAY! Ice protested again.
I did!
You were supposed to swing that way last time, and then this time you were supposed to swing like last time! You left yourself wide open… you would have been killed in an instant in a real sword fight!
Well, I’m not in a real sword fight right now, so I think I’m safe
For the moment. But don’t come crying to me when you get your head chopped off because of your carelessness!
First, I wouldn’t be crying. I would be dead. Second, you would be the last person I would go to, because you’re a snake. What could you do to help my chopped head?
Very funny, you stupid boy. Get working! snapped Ice.
Yes ma’am
No response to that one, huh?
You’re a stupid, lazy child. You’re just trying to distract me from criticizing you!
If I was trying to distract you, I would be swinging the sword at you—like this
YOU USELESS CHILD! STOP BEFORE I BITE YOU!
I’m SO scared
You should be
I was being sarcastic!
No you weren’t. I could tell, you stupid child
You couldn’t tell your front end from your back!
It’s difficult not to, you stupid boy! Why, oh why, did I have to have a master like YOU? Why couldn’t I have a strong, dependable master instead of an impudent, unruly 15-year-old?
Because I’m the only one other then Voldemort who can speak Parseltongue. And, admit it, you love me
Love?! You are growing insane. Maybe it’s from lack of sleep—you can go to bed early tonight, master, if tomorrow you don’t spit out such crazy statements
In denial, are we?
'Return of the Parents' by 'autumnbreeze12', chapter 40. Harry and his snake, Ice, arguing in Parseltounge.
“Yeah, I guess you’re right,” he finally said. “What are you doing at the D.A. meeting this week?”
“I’m going to hang you by your toes and have people shoot hexes at you,” Harry answered with a laugh as Ron’s face fell. “I’m joking, Ron.”
“I knew that!” he said overly loud.
'Harry Potter and the Loss of Innocence' by 'Ioci', chapter 39, 'the end of the beginning' (this fic is one of my fav's (yes it's on my fav's list) but this has to be one of the top, I never re-read fics unless they're really good, and even then, the have to be small, this is a big one, 46 chapters, with a similar length chapter sequel. READ IT!!)
Snape nodded. "Still, had you been in Slytherin, I might have been better able to temper my--"
"Hatred? Disgust? Or your mind-bogglingly, all-consuming loathing of everything Potter, coupled with the desire to see my head brining in your lab?"
"Indeed." Snape's lip twitched again.
Lifting his own eyebrows, Harry gave him as much of a cheeky smile as he could muster. "Yeah, that would've been nice."
'Walk the Shadows' by 'jharad17' , chapter 18.
“I have heard that it is awful.” She said quietly, playing with her stew. (talking about Azkaban)
Sirius turned his head and his shadowed gray eyes engaged her bright blue ones. Time stretched itself thin as spider silk while unspoken questions took shape in the space between them. Finally, Sirius whispered almost to himself, "They said that I was crazy. That I was insane because I sat in Azkaban for twelve years and acted normal. They said that I had killed twelve Muggles and one wizard. They said that I ratted out my two best friends and caused their deaths. They said I felt no remorse and that the dementors couldn't take my soul because I didn't have one.”
Maggie felt sudden tears well up behind her eyes as he took a deep breath and continued, “But I did feel and I do have a soul. And every July 31st, I sat down in a corner of my cell and picked up a small rock. With this rock, I would write the words Dear Harry on the wall of my cell. I wrote my godchild a letter every year, wishing him a happy birthday, telling him that I was innocent, that I would be back for him soon, and that I was sorry.” (I just started crying here)
'The lives we touch' by 'Beccabo', chapter 12, understanding.
Of course, he couldn't blame Muggles entirely. Oh no, Minerva had her share of blame in this whole ploy to have Severus dress the Boy Who Lived in some silly costume then take him begging. (trick or treating)
'The Taming of Harry Potter' by 'Melissa Jooty', chapter 12, ties of blood and water. I(this fic i have attempted to read many times before giving up on it, disgusted, it the most graphic abuse fic I have ever read. I am going to finish it tonight, hopefully (as it has been playing on my mind for some time now), it's just extremely hard to read without throwing up. so, if you wish to read it I would first read less graphic abuse fics first. anyway, shall I tell you what it is about? well, the Dursley’s lock Harry in a cage in the basement for four years (ages 7-11) when Snape finds him he has lost all human personality and has pretty much turned part animal in his extreme conditions (sp?). scary, disturbing fic! still good though)
“The Dementor’s Kiss is the usual sentence for Necromancy,” said Fudge, before Madame Bones could take the word again.
“What if he is the only one who can defeat You-Know-Who?”
“He’d still be alive, wouldn’t he?”
“And how do you propose he’d fight You-Know-Who then?” Amelia asked icily.
Fudge looked flustered. “Well, he – er...”
“I doubt drooling on him would scare Voldemort much,” Harry offered, his face dead serious but his eyes sparkling with amusement. “Perhaps he’d be so grossed out he takes a bath and accidentally drowns himself, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
'innocence is fleeting , death stays true forever' by 'SSC', chapter 5, 'trial'. WICKED FIC!!
“I’d rather Madam Pomf-“ Harry started to say but Lockhart was faster and suddenly the pain was gone. Actually he felt nothing from his previously broken arm which now resembled a rubber glove. Harry stared at it horrified.
“Oh well. That can happen,” Lockhart said, “The import-“
“What can happen?” came Sirius’s enraged voice. He took one look at Harry and growled, “What the bloody hell have you done to my son?”
“You see, he had a broken bone, now he doesn’t,” Lockhart said brightly.
“He doesn’t have any bones left in his arms you moron!”
“There’s no need to be rude-“
Smack!
Lockhart was suddenly holding a bleeding nose.
“I told you to stay away from my son! Now look what you’ve done! You’ve gone and disappeared his arm bones and hurt my hand with your nose,” Sirius cried shaking his hand. (hahahahahahaha)
'The name is Potter Black!' by 'PadyandMoony', chapter 13 'When the secrets come to light'
“You’re not going to go crazy on me when you’re pregnant, are you?” Harry asked, entwining his fingers in hers. ( To Ginny. Hermione has been very... erm... crazy, she's pregnant.)
“But where would be the fun in that,” she responded. “If I’m doing all the work in carrying your children, I should get to go a little crazy.”
“All right, but just a little,” he conceded, leaning in closer.
“All right,” she agreed, before responding to his kiss.
They could have stayed there quite happily for quite some time all wrapped up in each other, had they not been interrupted by Ron shouts and an explosion coming from the direction of the living room. They pulled apart and looked at each other, Harry having visions of rouge Death Eaters in his living room, while Ginny thought of Hermione cursing her brother for taking the chip she wanted, before they both spurned into action and ran out of the kitchen. What they found made them both stop in their tracks.
Ron was standing pointing his wand at what used to be Harry’s favorite recliner, but was now reduced to a large pile of smoldering stuffing, while Hermione was laying on the sofa flipping through the magazine Ginny had been reading earlier.
“What happened in here?” Ginny asked after the shock had worn off.
“Ron saw a spider,” Hermione replied without looking up as she turned the page.
“I guess Hermione isn’t the only one tightly wound around here,” Ginny muttered.
“My chair,” Harry whimpered while looking at the mess. “My Italian leather chair.”
“It was a big spider,” Ron tried to explain.
“But why did you have to kill my chair?” Harry asked.
“There isn’t even enough of it left to Reparo back together,” Ginny mentioned as she bit her lip to keep from smiling.
“It was a really huge spider,” he repeated meekly.
“The chair didn’t do anything wrong,” Harry said plucking a bit of stuffing off the wall sconce.
“It could have been a baby Acromantula,” Ron added.
“But why did my chair have to suffer?”
“I’m sure it didn’t,” Ginny placated, stifling a laugh, “it looks like it was quick.”
“I got it though,” Ron mentioned optimistically.
“I assume you are talking about the spider,” Ginny said with a snort, “because we can all see you got the chair.”
“Yes, I’m talking about the spider,” Ron snapped at his sister.
HAHAHAHA! 'Life Happens' by 'ColorOfAngels', chapter 36, Deliveries part 1. poor Harry
And that’s the thing about Harry, why being around him makes you grow up that much quicker and better. He makes you notice the important things, because he doesn’t see anything else.
beautiful, apsalutly (sp?) bloody beautiful! 'a right hufflepuff' by 'opalish'
-start paragraph-
Somewhere, very far away, Harry sneezed.
-end paragraph-
random! 'Letter of Resignation' by 'Memories-of-the-Shadows', chapter 5.
(mine is called Harry for obvious reasons).
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DESCLAIMER : If I owned Harry Potter I would be blonde, English, an adult, have kids, be good at spelling (I’m guessing that she is) and a load of other stuff. buuuuuuuut I’m not blond nor an adult, I don't have kids, and I am certainly NOT (if I could underline that 20 more times) good at spelling but I am English…
SATURDAY 21ST JULY 2007 (09:04)
About half an hour ago I finished the final Harry Potter book. At the moment I am feeling slightly numb, it hasn't quite hit me yet- it is over. tears are hanging on in the corners of my eyes, the same eyes sting from tiredness (I’ve been up all night) and salt from my many tears. I will not talk about the book here, I refuse to spoil it for any insane person who hasn't read it yet. However, if you have finished it please PM me, I’d love to hear what you thought!
As to what I thought… I hated it, plain and simple. It was rushed and stupid. It had elements of JK’s usual brilliance (this was how I knew it wasn’t written by an impostor) but it was awful!
SUNDAY 15TH JULY 2007
I saw Order of the phoenix on Thursday (the day it came out in the UK), it was sooooooooooooo wicked!! OMG IT WAS GOOD. I loved it, the best HP film yet!
I’d love to hear what you thought about it, PM me!