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since: 06-18-06, id: 1069911
country: United States
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Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

Hello everybody, and welcome to the (brand-spanking new) FF.net account for ALBYDARNED!

During the next few weeks or so I'll be transferring a lot of my fanfiction from my livejournal (http://albydarned.livejournal.com) over to this account, so if you've followed me from livejournal, there's not going to be any new material here for awhile, just uploading old stuff.

For those who don't already know me, my name is Alby (or Wyn) and I write fanfiction primarily for Star Wars, although I have been known to dabble in Harry Potter and Buffy fanfic. I'm addicted to slash, which means I write boy!sex. Lots of it, actually. If you don't like it, please, don't read ANYTHING of mine.

For those more interested in my fics rather than my babbling (I don't blame you), here's a quick schedule of my fic updates for the next few weeks as I move stuff:

June 26 - His Other Master, NTWNHISWWI Part 1 - POSTED
June 29 - Consumed, Follow the Leader - POSTED
June 30 - End of Days Part 1 (HP) - POSTED
July 3 - The Problem at Hand, NTWNHISWWI Part 2 - POSTED
July 6 - The Jedi Council (is on Crack), Till the End of Forever Part 1 - POSTED
July 7 - End of Days Part 2 (HP)
July 10 - The Grave, NTWNHISWWI Part 3
July 12 - Three Jedi in a Broom Closet (sequel to the Jedi Council is on Crack)
July 13 - End of Days Part 3 (HP)
July 16 - NTWNHISWWI updates continue each Monday until finished
July 20 - End of Days Part 4 (HP)

Flamers policy: I understand that some of the things that I write (i.e. SLASH and CRACK!FIC) may be offensive to some individuals. If you are offended thusly, then please, do not read my work. If you do decide to read something of mine and do not like it, then please do not flame. As a writer, I will readily accept constructive criticism as it both improves my writing and helps me to identify errors, but flaming (i.e., OMG THIS SUCKS YOU SUCK DIIIIIEEEEE!) will result in the following three actions:
1) I will laugh at you, for you are clearly illiterate and unable to follow simple instructions indicating that you are not to flame me.
2) I will take the flame and post in on my livejournal, tag it under 'Idiots,' and continue to mock you
3) Then, everyone on my f-list (many of whom are on ff.net themselves) will get to see it and mock you as well

So you see, flaming me won't really hurt me. However, you will be made out to be a disgusting, worthless troll who needs to be ridiculed for our entertainment. Don't make me have to sharpen my claws on you. I'm not a friendly kitty.

ENJOY THE SHOW!

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1. The Jedi Council is on Crack reviews
On any other day, the Council would have just given them a reprimand ... but something's not quite right with the Jedi Master's this morning ... A.O slash suggested
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-6-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
2. Til the End of Forever reviews
It was the will of the Force that made ObiWan suddenly abandon his mission to Utapau. Now its will demands that his former Padawan come out of his exile on Naboo to heal his master’s wounds, not all of which can be plainly seen. A.O slash
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-6-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S.
3. Now This Would Never Happen in Star Wars, Would It » reviews
Inspired by the WTF27 crack!fic challenge, a series of unfortunate and unexplanable events plague the lives of Master ObiWan Kenobi and his former Padawan and heart throb, Anakin Skywalker Slash ... in a million different ways!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-3-06 - Published: 6-26-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
4. The Problem at Hand reviews
After two months of celibacy, Anakin decides that there’s only one way to get ObiWan to sleep with him again: to get him drunk. But the universe is never that kind to Anakin, is it? Set just after AotC, AO Slash
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-3-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
5. End of Days reviews
Draco doesn’t need anybody, because he has his ghosts. Draco doesn’t need life, because all he wants is oblivion. Draco doesn’t need Harry Potter, except that he does, and always has. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-30-06 - Draco M. & Harry P.
6. Follow the Leader reviews
ObiWan just doesn’t understand why his Padawan would want to wear eye liner … AO SLASH, kinks
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-29-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete
7. His Other Master reviews
Anakin has been injured, and now it is up to ObiWan to look after him as he struggles to recover. However, the hallucinations that Anakin endures whilst under medication begin to reveal a much more darker story revolving around the truth of his assault.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-26-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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