About me:

Hello, I'm Morgan a.k.a BadLuckCat and I'm an otaku and bookworm. I enjoy the classics and hate change and now-a-day pop culture in kids and teens. Let me get this straight here people. I am not an emo nor am I goth or punk. I do not fasinate myself in the silly titles of different social groups. In fact I have different types of friends from almost every one of these groups. I will not be labeled! I'm superstitous but religious at the same time (weird isn't it?) but I don't consider myself Christian even though I go to an Eastern Orthadox church (just in case you didn't know that's a Christian church). I only think its right to consider yourself a Christian untill you act and think like one. For example: God says, 'thou shall not hate thy neighbor'. Which means you can not let your heart be filled with hate. That I have almost accomplished but its kinda hard to forgive and forget someone when they tried to kill you for no reason. But I say I'm getting close to earning that title. I'm Native American and have four different tribes (Choctaw, Cherokee, Creek and Seminole) but I belong to the Seminole tribe and have a Native American Name. Also like I said I'm very shy and most of my reviews sound probably ridculious and whatnot, sorry about that. Its only because I don't know what to say most of the time.

Interests:

anime/manga, books, drawing, reading, video games, Tim Burton and Alfred Hitchcock films and writing

Fav Books:

Phantom of the Opera, Dracula, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Out, Grania: She-king of the Irish Seas, Dragon Tears, Tiger Eyes, Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Outsiders, Holes, Sherlock Holmes, Robin Hood, Vampire Plague, The Wolf and the Dove, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Warriors, Sleepy Hollow, Picture of Freedom, The Girl Who Chased Away Sorrow, Year of the Tiger, Maximum Ride, The Historian, Wicked Lovely and, I believe that's it...hmmm?

Fav Genres:

Humor, Adventure/Action, Horror, Suspence/Crime, Fantasy, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural, Historical

Fav Author:

Edgar Allen Poe, Dean Koontz, Stephan King, Emily Dickinson

Fav games (note- most of these games I haven't even played but I'm one of those wierd people who discover it and find out about the story and characters)

Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Bros., MarioN64, Devil May Cry, Guitly Gears, Klonoa, Jak and Daxter, NiGHTS, The Legend of Zelda, Super Mash Bros., Star Fox, Donkey Kong, Metriod, Ridge Racer, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Grand Theft Auto and there's more but I cant remember all of the rest.

Fav music:

Rock, country, J-pop, J-rock, and some rap here and there. Music is life to me!!The bands that I like are Evanescence, Slim Shady (Eminem), P!nk, Avril Lavigne, Heart, Sweetbox, Sheryl Crow, Nickel Back, Bowling for Soup, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace, Walela, Within Temptation, Saving Jane, Simple Plan, TLC, Martina McBride, Green Day, Pat Benatar, ZZ Top, Brad Paisley, Heartsdales (I just found this rap band and damn they're freakin awsome!!), Johnny Cash, ICP, Gorillaz, Lilly Allen, Dresden Dolls , Emilie Autumn and am I forgetting any?

Fav movies:

TMNT (only the first and second film)!!, Phantom of the Opera (1925 & 2004), The Outsiders, Osmosis Jones, Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland (from the very first film to the animated one), Holes, Hunchback of Notre Dame (same as A.i.W.), Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Ring(Japanese version is way better), Dark Water (same as the ring), Nightmare on Elm Street, Young Guns, Catwoman, Batman Returns, The Dark Knight, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Young Sherlock Holmes, Sleepy Hollow (Tim Burton's, duh!), Azumi, The Golden Flower, Memoirs of a Geisha, House of Flying Daggers, Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, Edward Scissor Hands, Sweeney Todd:Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Spirited Away, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Whisper of the Heart, The Cat Returns, Akira, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Stand By Me, Fried Green Tomatoes, Dead Silence, Mall Cop, Boondock Saints, The Rescuers, Mulan(not the second one), Lion King(Same as Mulan), Skrek(Not the third sequel), Pirects of the Carribean, The Road to El Dorado, Rock-A-Doodle, All Dogs Go to Heaven, The Secret of NIMH, The Simpsons Movie, My Girl, Tarzan, Treasure Planet, Vampire Hunter D, Chicken Run, White Fang, Man's Best Friend, Beethoven(none of the sequels), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, X-Men, 101 Dalmatians, Aladdin(none of the sequels), Hannibal Rising, Hannibal, Silent of the Lambs, Red Dragon, An American Tail, Antz, Balto, Beetlejuice, Mars Attack, The Brave Little Toaster, Cats Don't Dance, Corpse Bride, A Haunting in Connecticut, The Unborn, A Nightmare Before Christmas and a whole lot more!!

Fav Musical:

Phantom of the Opera, Cats, Sweeney Todd: Demon Barder of Fleet Screet and, I don't quite remember if I seen anymore.

Anime/Manga:

Fruits Basket, Hellsing (OVA, manga), One Piece, Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, Jigoku Shoujo, Vampire Hunter D, Full Metal Panic, Cresent Moon, Gunsmith Cats, Cowboy Bebop, Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Mononoke, Sailor Moon, Code Geass, Lucky Star, Elfen Lied, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Samurai Champloo, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Spirited Away, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Whisper of the Heart, The Cat Returns, bomberman b-daman bakugaiden (its so cute!), Wolf's Rain and many others!

Cartoons:

Ren & Stimpy, SWAT Kats, Simpsons, Family Guy, Darkwing Duck, Beetlejuice, Gargoyles, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Animanicas, Top Cat, Popeye, Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Biker Mice From Mars, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, CatDog, Looney Toons, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Dexter's Laboratory, Pinky & the Brain, Felix the Cat, Two Stupid Dogs and of course TMNT!! XD (note: as you can tell I prefure the old cartoons from the 80, 90s and early 2000s)

Fav Couples:

KyoXTohru, ShigureXAkito (Fruits Basket), PipXSeras, (note: ok this one's weird end note) AndersonXSeras (Hellsing), RanmaXAkane, RyogaXUkyo (Ranma 1/2), KanameXSousuke (Full Metal Panic), HaruhiXTamaki (Host Club), ChihiroXHaku (Spirited Away), KariranXLaLouch (Code Geass), HaruhiXKyon, NagatoXKyon (Haruhi Suzumiya), AmuXIkuto (Shugo Chara!), ShadowXAmy, BlazeXSilver (Sonic the Hedgehog), Batman/Burce WayneXCatwoman/Selina Kyle, Harely QuinnXJoker (Batman TAS/ Returns), LucyXKouta (Elfen Lied), KafukaXNozomu (Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei), MakotoXChiaki (The Girl Who Leapt Through Time), HaruXBaron (The Cat Returns), TarzanXJane (Tarzan), Mrs. BrisbyXJustin (Secret of NIHM), KlonoaXGuntz (note:yes even I like this couple even though I'm not a fan of yaoi end note), LoloXKlonoa, LeorinaXGuntz, LoloXGuntz (Klonoa), FaraXFox, FalcoXKatt (Star Fox), MaxXFang, MaxXAri (Maximum Ride), DraculaXMina (Dracula), AkabonXKurobon (bomberman b-daman bakugaiden), Venus De MiloXLeonardo, Mona LisaXRaphael (TMNT), FuuXMugen (Samurai Champloo) NamiXLuffy (One Piece), LisaXNelson (Simpsons), CharelyXThrottle (BMFM), HermioneXSeverus, HermioneXDraco, Lily AllenXSeverus (Harry Potter)

Theme Song:

Absolutely (Story of a Girl) By Nine Days

Fav Word:

Indeed XD

Quotes:

"We, humans, tend to forget the good traits about others and ourselves but, we always remember the bad traits."-ME!! (don'tsteal it!)

"I did not intend to become a leader, I just went in the direction I chose, and when I looked back they were following me". - Grania (Grace O'Malley)

"Friends listen to what you say but, best friends listen to what you don't say." - I forgot who's it by! Dx

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same." - Eddie Van Helen

"My mother always said my sister, Satsu was like wood. As rooted to the earth as a sakura tree... But she told me I was like water... Water can carve its way through stone. And when trapped, water makes a new path." - Sayuri (Memiors of a Geisha)

"Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!" - Unknown Author

http://badluckcat.deviantart.com/

OC Pic(s):

Hollis J. Grime:

http://badluckcat.deviantart.com/art/Hollis-Grime-61905508

http://badluckcat.deviantart.com/art/A-Butterfly-104247584 (A/N: You can't really see this one because I had bad lighting and my scanner's broke so I had to use a web cam.)

http://badluckcat.deviantart.com/art/Something-Wild-and-Unruly-113390484 (A/N: here's guntz and hollis)

okay now that that's out of the way...

Fanfic(s)

Deleted:

Magic Hat (One Piece): A young magician intraining named Mona Lisa joins the Straw Hat pirates in their journey to the Grand Line. Her dream is to fallow her father's path and become the most famous and first female magician in history. (A/N: I might remake this fanfic)

Kat Burglar (SWAT Kats): After the death of a famous rich tom kat a great amount of money and his mansion is given to his loving daughter, Clarissa Roaring. But there's more than just that Mr. Roaring wants to give to Clarissa and more that he wants her to know. A ton of secrets. A ton of action. A ton of lies. And just for fun, a little bit of romance and betrayal. Kat Burglar's the name, stealing's the game. Clarissa's a good girl gone bad. (A/N: Eh all inspiration is gone from this story.)

Finished:

Wonderland, Oz or, Neverland (Klonoa): An abused young girl who dreams of freedom and adventure is finally granted her wish on the night of her fifthteenth birthday. She is sent to the strange world of Lunatea with a purpose and an old prophecy that she has to for fill. Meet Hollis J. Grime, once a human now a furry vixen! (A/N: I'm not quite sure if I should make a sequel to this now! But if I do it would probably become a what if ending to it.)

In-Progress:

Wonderland, Oz or, Neverland 2: What If? (Klonoa): What if Hollis J. Grime never left Lunatea? What if a greater evil burst into the world of Lunatea? What if Hollis was the one who has to destroy the demon?(A/N: Great I just broke another promise! Well appearently I can't leave this one alone! Damn it!)

Bad Moon Rising (A Haunting in Connecticut): May 1969, Laurie Challoner is a troubled teen who has a hard time fitting in at her high school in Burlington, Connecticut. After a 'fight' that she had gotten into on the last day of school her mother decided to send her down to her aunt's in Southington to 'straighten her attitude up'. On arrival there she is given the basement (which is used as a guess' room) as her sleeping quaters and pretty soon she discovers something just isn't quite right inside her aunt's house.

Upcoming (DON'T STEAL THESE):

Illusions (Hellsing): Enter the insane mind of Craven Winston. A girl who hallucinates of people that aren't real and she'll never met. She is confined safely in her cell where she is kept. Find out the true reason why she is was taken to the nut house and how being there was her true cause of becoming insane. Read about the people that she mets in her hallucinations. Or are they really hallucinations? Could they possible be day dreams and be mistaken for hallucinations? In her hallucinations/day dreams her family suffers being a poor Irish immigrants. Craven lives as a street rat and steals money or food for her starving family. On a fortunate day she is caught for pick pocketing a farely rich looking man. That man happened to be Sir Arthur Hellsing. Mistaking her for a boy he makes her work at his mansion for the money she intended on stealing. There she is dicovered as a girl and becomes one of the many maids. But what happens when she discovered the secret about the Hellsing organization? Will she survive? Find out for yourself and read Illusions when it comes up! (A/N: This is gonna take place in Hellsing: The Dawn where she mets Alucard (Girlycard! lol) and young Walter)

Cero Means Zero (Cyborg 009): A mute hispanic girl was kidnapped and experimented by Black Ghost. She was made up of many tiny robots called nanobots, She was numbered 000. She escapes one day when she was expected to be sent out on a mission to destroy the nine cyborgs that rebeled against Black Ghost. She was then found by the nine cyborgs after not being able to inter a homelss shelter because she couldn't speak. She became apart of the team and helps them out anyway that she could. Not knowing what to call her they soon name her 'Cero'. But is there more to her then mets the eye? (N/A: Still not quite sure how this is gonna end.)

The Brat (Klonoa): On one of Guntz the Shinigami's missions he stumbles upon a very young girl who was being held captived by the wanted man he was after. Insisting that she would go with him. Unwillingly the Shinigami takes her along. Later on Guntz finds out that the girl is worth more than he can handle! (A/N: There is more to it than you think!)

Understandin’ Tolerance (The Outsiders): Candace Osceola is a Seminole Native girl of fifteen summers, who lived in Poteau, Oklahoma. That is before she and her single mother had to move to Tulsa for more work oppurtonies. Candace wasn't at all enthused about it. She had heard alot of tales of Tulsa being rough and tough. And unfortunately she was neither. She then learned very fasted that Tulsa was different from little ol' Poteau like, the people, pop culture, styles and of course social statuses. Very soon she would/have to learn the difference between a Soc and a Greaser and which one to trust because neither one doesn't want anything to do with her. This up bringing wasn't at all satisfying with Candace. It was even more worse because it was the beginning of summer break in Tulsa. And it was an unexpecting day when she ran into a boy she never knew and was completely unexpecting.

Dance Me to the End of Love (Sonic the Hedgehog): A Shadamy songfic one shot. Not knowing how they had gotten there, Amy Rose and Shadow the Hedgehog partake in a masquerade ball. (A/N: I always wanted to do a Shadamy fanfic! :3)

Two Wolves (Alien/Predator): Phoebe Bennett is an Ojibwe Native American who is abandon and lost in the middle of upper Michigan's forest with only something inhuman for company. But its going to take them both to rely on each other for either to survive. Oh and did I mention its in the December.

So I think that's it for now!

FUN STUFF:

You believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

yes I believe in our LORD, OUR GOD!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (This right here is complete bullshit. Pagans worship nature deities)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER(s), so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.