The Romanticidal Edwardian
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since: 06-18-06, id: 1070334, Profile Updated: 10-10-11
country: USA
Author has written 40 stories for Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Twilight.

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Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person. - F. Scott Fitzgerald


I don't really answer PMs, so I'm just going to do a pre-emptive strike against why the majority of them are sent:

Don't get me wrong, I really appreciate all the love and support people have for my stories! But I've had too many problems with plagiarism, so this is my policy and my answer to this question: No translations.


Untouchable playlist (WIP):
(Note: Mostly it follows the songs I quote at the beginning of each chapter, but there's also some added songs I don't mention in the chapters but I still consider part of the playlist. So feel free to listen along!)

1) The Half Killed, Dario Marianelli
2) Every Day is Exactly the Same, Nine Inch Nails
3) Intrigue, X-Ray Dog
4) Weak and Powerless, A Perfect Circle
5) Teardrop, Massive Attack
6) Somebody That I Used To Know, Elliot Smith
7) Feel, Robbie Williams
8) Stripped, Shiny Toy Guns
9) Easily, Muse
10) Help, I'm Alive, Metric
11) Outside, Age of Information
12) Blinding, Florence and the Machine
13) Let Me Sign, Robert Pattinson
14) For You Only (short version), Trading Yesterday
15) Sleeping With Ghosts, Placebo


So some of you have noticed that How To Hear has been pulled. Just to clear it up to the fans of the story because I feel I owe it to you, I pulled the story because I'm not happy with it and never was. When I finished A World Without Sound, that was really supposed to be it. To me, that feels like a complete story. But I really got excited about the love and support people had for the story and it snowballed into a sequel I never intended. If I had meant to have a sequel to AWWS, I would've let them continue on as teenagers for a while, and the sequel would've been adultland. But I didn't and it didn't. So I'm sorry for the people who did enjoy the sequel and just want you to know that your support has meant the world to me. Maybe one day I will go back to the AWWSverse, but it would be intermittent one-shot type stories of their lives and adventures, most likely as young adults. And I really am sorry for the people this will disappoint. Thank you!


That is all.


1. The Reeling reviews
..."I still found it hard to imagine that it only took three weeks from that fateful Miami news report release for the world to become unrecognizable." AU/AH. Our favorite characters fight to survive in the zombie apocalypse, only to realize that the infected are not always the most terrifying monsters in a deteriorating society. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-2-12 - Bella & Edward
2. No One Stops » reviews
This was not a world of beautiful people. This was my story, disfigured. This was not where I was supposed to end up. And yet, here I was. ExB. Rated M for mature themes, sexual situations, strong language, drug use, and general adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 5-15-12 - Published: 5-7-12 - Bella & Edward
3. Someone Like You » reviews
AU/AH. For self-sacrificing reasons, Bella decides to break up with Edward in the beginning of their senior year. But Edward decides that he isn't taking this one without a fight. Short story, just gonna be fluff really.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 1-10-12 - Published: 10-5-11 - Bella & Edward
4. Paper Hearts reviews
Short drabble starring my favorite pairing as children. AH, ExB. "How do I look into my heart?" He felt like he couldn't, because he thought that maybe she stole it from him and that's why she made him all those paper hearts - to replace it with.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 1-3-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete
5. Angel In The Marble » reviews
Will be a collection of thirty 100-word drabble pieces, inspired by the "Twilight Post Secret Challenge." Will be spanning a variety of pairings and Twilight-based realities. "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." - Michelangelo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 12-13-11 - Complete
6. The Cure » reviews
It has been said before but my one testament for the world is that it never be underestimated or understated - Please, if nothing else in your life, understand - Love conquers all. ExB. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,637 - Reviews: 278 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 6-26-10 - Bella & Edward
7. Exiles From Delight » reviews
AU, BxE. "And Bella knew that had to be the case because the strangest thing about the man was not the cracking sound that accompanied his arrival, the faux lightning, or his sudden, inexplicable appearance. It was the wings that lay underneath him..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 5-5-11 - Published: 1-25-11 - Edward & Bella
8. Untouchable » reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1509 - Updated: 7-8-10 - Published: 7-22-09 - Bella & Edward
9. Gross Misunderstanding reviews
Renesmee hears strange noises in her parent's bedroom and her young mind jumps to the worst possible conclusion. One-shot. I thought this was going to be funny, but it turned out more serious. Still cute fluff though. All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 124 - Published: 6-7-10 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Edward - Complete
10. If You Could Save Them reviews
The ethical dilemma of being a mind-reader, having all the power of a vampire, and living in the human world. Pre-Twilight. A look into a likely scenario Edward may have had to encounter. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 2-7-10 - Edward - Complete
11. My Body, Your Body reviews
Short one-shot inspired by an ee cumming's poem. "You are a goddess," I whisper to her, and watch the contradicting earth in her eyes as she loves me, I love her, we love, "You bring me beauty in life. You, my darling..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 1-22-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete
12. I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 414 - Published: 11-4-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
13. Collision of Worlds » reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1021 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 10-7-08 - Edward & Bella
14. It Should Be Me reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 232 - Published: 6-6-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
15. Edward's Fight reviews
Happy one year anniversary A World Without Sound! As chosen by the readers, chapter 14, "Fight," in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 196 - Published: 6-1-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
16. The Hard Knocks That Mattered reviews
AU. A writing exercise. One girl's journey as she comes to terms through her life with the fact that a childhood love only ever got the chance to become that. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 104 - Published: 3-21-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
17. What I Am reviews
That girl, so much like the deer before me that knows not that death watches it, is to blame. I dare not think her name now. Lest I turn around. - Edward loses control. Just once. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 80 - Published: 12-27-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
18. Missing Scenes of Perfection » reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 8-8-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
19. The Alone and the Lonely reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 283 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
20. A World Without Sound » reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7483 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
21. Every Father's Sacrifice reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 464 - Published: 8-7-08 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
22. Gym Class Failure reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 166 - Published: 7-30-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
23. Better Left Unknown reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 138 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete
24. A Woman Scorned reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 324 - Published: 7-20-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
25. Sight of Sacrifice reviews
Bella's newest worst nightmare. Disturbing. Twisted. Insane. Not for the weak of mind or stomach. M for explicit gore and horror. Drabble, almost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 6-22-08 - Bella - Complete
26. Hopeless Case reviews
Charlie's POV in a moment of Bella's zombie-like months. No one ever thinks about the things Charlie saw, the things he dealt with...so let's get to know the man of little words that still cares so much about Bella. Review please! One-shot. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 93 - Published: 6-19-08 - Charlie S. & Bella - Complete
27. Death Wish » reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 238 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 5-12-08 - Edward
28. Death Most Desired reviews
Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 195 - Published: 6-6-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
29. Denial With One Major Flaw reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 227 - Published: 4-19-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
30. Self Imposed Purgatory reviews
This is my version of Bella's "tantrum" after Renee came to take her down to Florida that first week when Edward left. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-11-08 - Bella
31. Help reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 132 - Published: 3-9-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
32. Sanctuary in the Asylum » reviews
In a world where werewolves and vampires live, why not demons? A demon stabs Bella, and makes her believe she's in a mental institution, and her life in Forks is just her imagination. But is that really just a delusion? PostEclipse. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,389 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
33. Irony reviews
Poem about the first week or so after Edward left in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-8-08 - Bella - Complete
34. There's A Sanity In Repetitiveness reviews
I couldn't even cry, as much as I wanted to. There wasn't that much in me. There was nothing in me. Nothing, nothing, nothing...Not even sickness. Not anymore. A day in Bella's zombie-like months. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-27-07 - Bella - Complete
35. Platonic reviews
Just a short drabble on Bella's frustrations in hers and Edward's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-17-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete
36. Bella's Beautiful Suicide reviews
Though jumping off a cliff wasn't exactly what she had in mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-22-07 - Bella - Complete
37. Unconsciously Calling reviews
I jumped off the cliff, just to hear your voice again...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-22-07 - Bella - Complete
38. Here Comes the Rain Again reviews
Songfic. 'Here Comes the Rain Again' by Hypnogaja. Zuko and Katara are stranded on opposite sides of the same island. Zuko remembers a past, and a girl. Katara remembers a dream, and a boy. Then they meet. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-11-07 - Zuko & Katara - Complete
39. Devil Whispered In My Ear Today reviews
Raven thinking about how she will cause the end of the world. Warning: Suggests suicide. Poem. Reviews greatly appreciated!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-07 - Raven - Complete
40. One Night reviews
One night Kid Flash visits Jinx in the park...short and sweet I hope.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-27-06 - Jinx & Kid Flash - Complete
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