http://www.fictionpress.com/~theberserker is my original fiction

Thanks loads

Things I enjoy saying

"You're a penis-breath." (Makes a lot of sense, huh?)

"What a nasty-pasty!!"

(When someone has said something stupid) "The whole universe has just facepalmed."

(When I can't think of a good comeback) flounders a bit... flounders a bit more "... Shush your mush!"

Things I enjoy doing

Reading manga

Calling people 'nasty-pasties' (...)

Poking fun at Luke (mah Bestest Friend)

Nothing

Favourite Quotes: Fruits Basket

Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!
Kagura Sohma: My love!
Kyo: My shirt!

Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure Sohma: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki Sohma: It's called a calendar.

Just a note:

None of the characters in my stories belong to me, so don't sweat 'cause I might have forgotten to write a disclaimer (because I will do that, probably.) I wish I owned them, but I don't, because my brain has all the properties of a salted peanut and I have the attention span of a sesame seed.

...Yeah

Toodles :D

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