Warning: my muse runs away with plotbunnies all the damn time! If your favorite story hasn't been updated in awhile, rest assured - I will eventually get back to it. In the meantime, read my other stuff.

Aside from a fan-fiction or twelve, I am writing multiple stories of my own. One of my first fanfics, "Prophecy of the Four Horsemen", was a crossover with one of them. I was too ambitious and too green to have started a fic of such a scope. I haven't seem to have learned my lesson, as all the stories I write try to take on such a cosmic scope. Oh well. You can find that first fanfic archived in my Brain Dump file (just scroll to the bottom of the page where my fics are listed).

The first story I'm going to shed some light on is code-nammed "Pan". This will either be one of my first forays into the world of published writing, or it will be an epic fanfic... Depends on whether or not I am legally allowed to use the names of the characters from the play "Peter Pan" (and related materials) in a work made to make money. The point of it is, I'm writing it. I had a weird dream, and now I want to write it. The story is basically this: the USA has been toppled by their own government, and has fallen to "third-world" status. Russia has taken the top position. At the same time, humans are experiencing changes. A rare few begin to exhibit psychic powers. Desperate to reclaim the prestige that their once-great nation had, a part of the government seeks to make these people into powerful weapons of war. Another part of the government fears these people and wishes to execute the freaks. A third part, the FBI, wishes to expose the other two parts and prevent bloodshed and protect the innocent citizens caught in the middle. Meanwhile, a girl named Wendy Darling discovers that she has the power to fly and runs away from her verbally abusive parents (who are also prejudiced against the "psykers"). She meets Peter, a boy who can also fly. In the meantime, Peter's older brother James leads a motorcycle gang in a turf war. I'm stopping this summary here before I reveal any more of the plot. PM me with what you think.

The second story is a great deal more humorous. It is codenammed "Overlord", and it is based off of the "Great Overlord List" in that the main character does not fall to the cliches that his peers always seem to. Along the way, he will accidentally bind fairies to his will, attend the secretive Overlord Academy, conquer several countries, and thwart every assassination attempt his first mistress will make on him - including trying to kill him with yogurt (because she thinks he's lactose intolerant).

It seems that a lot of people are making parodies of pieces of classic literature (chief among them is Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austin and Seth Graham-Smith). Hell, my wife is jumping on that bandwagon. I might as well, but I figure I should redo Moby Dick... Hmmm...

The final story, my magnum opus, is "Jho-Phi". It is basically a multifaceted story that takes the readers all over a multiverse. See my Fur Affinity account (click the link marked "Homepage") for more snippets of information as well as some character art (and random other pieces of art I've done).

About me, I plan on becoming an Art/Story Director for a Video Game Company someday. Or a humor/fiction writer. Whichever.

--ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM married. December 19th, 2009 - a day which shall become a holy day.

--Notice:

"Naruto, the Mazoku" is going to be re-written from the ground on upwards. Naruto himself was not all that likable a character, and his ascent to power took only half a chapter. Can anybody else smell the bad plot emanating from the original? I didn't until it was pointed out by one of my favorite authors, hence the rewrite.

--Random Ideas:

Well I thought of some additional ideas that I'd probably never be able to write. I do like dark fics, but my problem is that I am primarily a humor writer, if my fics were any indication. Included are fics that I simply won't have the time to write with all the other fics I am writing. So, here's my ideas for some fics. Use any you want, just tell me if you do (that way I can read them!).

Some of these may even end up in my Brain Dump, just to give you an idea of how it might go.

1) Ranma as the son of Richard B. Riddick, set in the Ranma timeline.

2) Same as 1, but add in that Ranma has the Darkness (the demonic power from the comic book of the same name).

3) Ranma was born in the Lost Ground, but then his parents moved to Juuban. Canon Ranma ensues until Ranma unleashes his Alter on Saffron (yes, it's s-CRY-ed crossover).

4) Ranma as a Jedi.

5) A Disgaea crossover with Bleach. Not sure how that would work out, but meh.

6) Ichigo was born in the Lost Ground. Yes, a Shinigami with an Alter. That would rock.

7) Ranma/R.O.D. the TV crossover: Ranma is a former agent of Dokusensha.

8) Ranma/Pucca crossover where Ranma is actually the son of Gauru and Pucca. No Nekoken madness because Meo killed all the other cats and then taught Ranma the true Nekoken.

9) Naruto/Zelda (OoT/MM) crossover. Naruto is raised by an adult Link and is given all of the masks. (I was going to call it "Golden Leaf".)

10) Naruto is a member of the Borg.

11) Naruto has an imaginary friend. Well, sorta. This "imaginary" being tends to beat the crap out of people who treat Naruto badly.

12) Harry Potter has a Fairy Godparent who happens to go by the name of Jorgen vonStrangle. (I was going to call it "Fairy Power"; a "Fairly Oddparents" crossover.)

--Rant about Naruto:

What the Hell is wrong with Masashi Kishimoto? Naruto is becoming less and less about the title character and more and more about Sasuke and the Sharingan. Some of you already knew that, but I have yet to start reading or watching Part 2. What I know, I've read in fanfics.

How the Hell does one not get immensely stronger while training with a Sannin? In Part 2, Naruto has only a slight power increase over where we left him off at Part 1.

In essence, I've lost faith in Mr. Kishimoto. I'll still see the story through to the end, as I hate leaving in the middle, but I won't be enjoying it as much.

--Rant about "The Dark Knight":

The movie was awesome! I finally saw it, and I do like the Heath Ledger Joker a lot, but I still prefer the Mark Hamill Joker. It might be nostalgia clouding my judgement, but whatever.

--Fanart:

So I've received a fanart of "The Laughing Fox" and I've forgotten to put it in my profile until now.

Naruto and Hinata on a date.

Afterwards, I also went and drew one which I've neglected in much the same fashion. I plan on redoing it at some future point in time (whenever I can be bothered with it).

Naruto and Clarisse

--Beta Readers:

The betas I use.

Dumbledork is a very fast beta reader, despite his protests that he is not. He'll only beta my stories if they prominently feature either Ranma or Naruto. Or if I beg really hard.

Cylon_One is one of the first people to offer to beta for me, and he's done an excellent job. However, he's on hiatus due to real life getting in the way all the time.

Vassago-Toxicity is known by many names (he seems to change it every time I visit his profile), and is currently called MrHasNoFavs. He's very dependable, if a bit slower than I'd like at times. Still, he always gets back to me.

--Current Projects: (CRAP! Laptop with all my files died. Don't have money to extract them at a computer shop.)

Me and My Shadow ch2 (was roughly 45 percent done, but file lost... need to start over)

more Brain Dump files

Shinigakure no Sato ch3 (file lost... need to start over)

Blood of Metal ch3

The Laughing Fox ch18 (file lost... need to start over)

I am Legion ch3

--Chapters Sent to Beta:

(nothing at the moment)