Lord Dragon Claw
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since: 06-19-06, id: 1070736, Profile Updated: 05-12-13
country: USA
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Labyrinth, Chrono Trigger, X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Yu Yu Hakusho, Guilty Gear, Fairy Tales, Final Fantasy: Tactics, My Little Pony, Justice League, Ranma, Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja, Portal, and Brütal Legend.

Warning: my muse runs away with plotbunnies all the darn time! If your favorite story hasn't been updated in awhile, rest assured - I will eventually get back to it. In the meantime, read my other stuff.


Aside from a fan-fiction or twelve, I am writing multiple stories of my own. One of my first fanfics, "Prophecy of the Four Horsemen", was a crossover with one of them. I was too ambitious and too green to have started a fic of such a scope. I haven't seem to have learned my lesson, as all the stories I write try to take on such a cosmic scope. Oh well. You can find that first fanfic archived in my Brain Dump file (just scroll to the bottom of the page where my fics are listed).

The first story I'm going to shed some light on is code-nammed "Pan". This will either be one of my first forays into the world of published writing, or it will be an epic fanfic... Depends on whether or not I am legally allowed to use the names of the characters from the play "Peter Pan" (and related materials) in a work made to make money. The point of it is, I'm writing it. I had a weird dream, and now I want to write it. The story is basically this: the USA has been toppled by their own government, and has fallen to "third-world" status. Russia has taken the top position. At the same time, humans are experiencing changes. A rare few begin to exhibit psychic powers. Desperate to reclaim the prestige that their once-great nation had, a part of the government seeks to make these people into powerful weapons of war. Another part of the government fears these people and wishes to execute the freaks. A third part, the FBI, wishes to expose the other two parts and prevent bloodshed and protect the innocent citizens caught in the middle. Meanwhile, a girl named Wendy Darling discovers that she has the power to fly and runs away from her verbally abusive parents (who are also prejudiced against the "psykers"). She meets Peter, a boy who can also fly. In the meantime, Peter's older brother James leads a motorcycle gang in a turf war. I'm stopping this summary here before I reveal any more of the plot. PM me with what you think.

The second story is a great deal more humorous. It is codenammed "Overlord", and it is based off of the "Great Overlord List" in that the main character does not fall to the cliches that his peers always seem to. Along the way, he will accidentally bind fairies to his will, attend the secretive Overlord Academy, conquer several countries, and thwart every assassination attempt his first mistress will make on him - including trying to kill him with yogurt (because she thinks he's lactose intolerant).

It seems that a lot of people are making parodies of pieces of classic literature (chief among them is Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austin and Seth Graham-Smith). Hell, my wife is jumping on that bandwagon. I might as well, but I figure I should redo Moby Dick... Hmmm...

The final story, my magnum opus, is "Jho-Phi". It is basically a multifaceted story that takes the readers all over a multiverse. See my Fur Affinity account (click the link marked "Homepage") for more snippets of information as well as some character art (and random other pieces of art I've done).

About me, I plan on becoming an Art/Story Director for a Video Game Company someday. Or a humor/fiction writer. Whichever.

--Notice:

"Naruto, the Mazoku" is going to be re-written from the ground on upwards. Naruto himself was not all that likable a character, and his ascent to power took only half a chapter. Can anybody else smell the bad plot emanating from the original? I didn't until it was pointed out by one of my favorite authors, hence the rewrite.

--Random Ideas:

Well I thought of some additional ideas that I'd probably never be able to write. I do like dark fics, but my problem is that I am primarily a humor writer, if my fics were any indication. Included are fics that I simply won't have the time to write with all the other fics I am writing. So, here's my ideas for some fics. Use any you want, just tell me if you do (that way I can read them!).

Some of these may even end up in my Brain Dump, just to give you an idea of how it might go.

1) Ranma as the son of Richard B. Riddick, set in the Ranma timeline.

2) Same as 1, but add in that Ranma has the Darkness (the demonic power from the comic book of the same name).

3) Ranma was born in the Lost Ground, but then his parents moved to Juuban. Canon Ranma ensues until Ranma unleashes his Alter on Saffron (yes, it's s-CRY-ed crossover).

4) Ranma as a Jedi.

5) A Disgaea crossover with Bleach. Not sure how that would work out, but meh.

6) Ichigo was born in the Lost Ground. Yes, a Shinigami with an Alter. That would rock.

7) Ranma/R.O.D. the TV crossover: Ranma is a former agent of Dokusensha.

8) Ranma/Pucca crossover where Ranma is actually the son of Gauru and Pucca. No Nekoken madness because Meo killed all the other cats and then taught Ranma the true Nekoken.

9) Naruto/Zelda (OoT/MM) crossover. Naruto is raised by an adult Link and is given all of the masks. (I was going to call it "Golden Leaf".)

10) Naruto is a member of the Borg.

11) Naruto has an imaginary friend. Well, sorta. This "imaginary" being tends to beat the crap out of people who treat Naruto badly.

12) Harry Potter has a Fairy Godparent who happens to go by the name of Jorgen vonStrangle. (I was going to call it "Fairy Power"; a "Fairly Oddparents" crossover.)

--Fanart:

So I've received a fanart of "The Laughing Fox" and I've forgotten to put it in my profile until now.

Naruto and Hinata on a date. neko-hime-cfi. deviantart. com/ art/ The-Laughing-Fox-Fan-Art-74603427

Afterwards, I also went and drew one which I've neglected in much the same fashion. I plan on redoing it at some future point in time (whenever I can be bothered with it).

Naruto and Clarisse sheezyart. com/ art/ view/ 1469971/

--Beta Readers:

The betas I use.

Dumbledork is a very fast beta reader, despite his protests that he is not. He'll only beta my stories if they prominently feature either Ranma or Naruto. Or if I beg really hard.

Cylon_One is one of the first people to offer to beta for me, and he's done an excellent job. However, he's on hiatus due to real life getting in the way all the time.

Vassago-Toxicity is known by many names (he seems to change it every time I visit his profile), and is currently called MrHasNoFavs. He's very dependable, if a bit slower than I'd like at times. Still, he always gets back to me.

--Current Projects: (CRAP! Laptop with all my files died. Don't have money to extract them at a computer shop.)

Adjunchas ch1

more Brain Dump files

Shinigakure no Sato ch3

Blood of Metal ch3

The Laughing Fox ch18 (30% done)

I am Legion ch3

Conundrum ch2 (FiMFiction.net exclusive)

Lost in the Underdark (20% done)

--Chapters Sent to Beta:

Your Summon is Pink ch3 (sent to Dumbledork)

--BOOK!

No, seriously. My wife has a book out. It's called Glass and it's out for the Kindle (and will be out in paperback shortly). If you like Lewis Carrol's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, if you like things dealing with the fae (including flesh-eating faeries), and/or you like urban fantasy stories, this is worth a read. Many funny parts too. Also, buying her book helps me out too.

Books by LA Knight (my wife):

Glass
reg: createspace. com/ 3885807 $10.49
Large type: createspace. com/ 3844725 $11.49
Kindle: amazon. com/ Glass-The-Twilight-Chessboard-ebook/ dp/ B007SRR3NU/ $4.99

Their Forever Family
reg: createspace. com/ 3885510 $8.99
Large type: createspace. com/ 3847035 $9.49
Kindle: amazon. com/ Their-Forever-Family-ebook/ dp/ B007SZS5I4/ $4.99


1. Your Summon is Pink » reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,035 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 10-9-12 - Pinkie Pie & Naruto U.
2. Dragonlord's Brain Dump » reviews
This is what happens when my muse devours a plotbunny, then spits it back out. Misc. half chapters, one-shots, and random mental leakage. Also, abandoned fics are archived in here.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,903 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 5-12-13 - Published: 6-25-09
3. The Laughing Fox » reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,463 - Reviews: 1334 - Updated: 5-19-12 - Published: 6-1-07 - Naruto U. & Joker
4. Tokikage » reviews
Another change the demon inside of Naruto fic. Only this time, it's a world devouring beast, and the Kyuubi is dead. Warning: Godlike Naruto. Early chapters are weak, but chapters 3 and up are of a higher caliber. May fix the earlier chapters sometime.
Crossover - Chrono Trigger & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 10-18-11 - Published: 11-7-07 - Lavos & Naruto U.
5. The Inquisitive Commander reviews
Numbers rule all aspects of nature and battle. Probabilities shape the outcome of any given skirmish, and Ramza puts his faith in them. And then the Glabados Church starts powermongering without Delita's help.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-27-11 - Ramza.B & Miluda.F
6. I am Legion » reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 5-20-10 - Naruto U.
7. Shinigakure no Sato » reviews
When a ninja dies, that is the end for them. Usually. The King of Ikana's men find young Naruto on their way home and take his battered body with them to be trained among their ninja... and their dead.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-28-10 - Published: 7-5-09 - Naruto U.
8. Pipe Dream: a Fairy Tale Retold reviews
.ONE-SHOT. Dreams can be dangerous things. For the people of Hamelin, getting rid of the rats is a dream come true... But at what cost? Their technology?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-10 - Complete
9. Blood of Metal » reviews
Changing what is in Naruto's belly again! So, how would a musician fare among civilians who hate him and ninja who disregard him? Surprisingly, quite well. Rated M for future blood, guts, and gore.
Crossover - Naruto & Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-28-10 - Published: 3-14-10 - Naruto U.
10. Smoke and Mirrors » reviews
A newcomer to Konoha arrives and helps the Hokage turn the Council on its ears. He also decides to take Naruto in and train him in the ninja arts... including tricks that are done without chakra. Crossover with Izuna... no prior knowledge needed!
Crossover - Naruto & Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Naruto U. & Izuna
11. Paging Doctor Faust reviews
My take on medic!Naruto. The blonde boy is attacked during the Kyuubi Festival by a foreign kunoichi and only one medic is willing to give him life-saving treatment.
Crossover - Guilty Gear & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-1-09 - Faust/Dr. Baldhead & Naruto U.
12. Still Alive » reviews
Bitter and hateful, a blonde boy leaves the leaves to learn to be a hunter. And finds an Enrichment Center... My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu Challenge. !PENDING REVISION BASED ON NEW DATA!
Crossover - Naruto & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 7-5-09 - Naruto U.
13. Gardener of Konoha v2 reviews
Let's try this again. A different Kyuubi attacks Konoha, for a different reason than one would expect: to protect humanity from its past. Also, a mysterious figure visits the Hokage, claiming to be related to young Naruto.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-1-09 - Kurama M. & Naruto U.
14. Goblins' Fist » reviews
Genma doesn't find the Nekoken training manual but he finds a manual very similar to it. Little does he know that it will benefit Ranma and Ranma only... Note: Harem of three girls. Rated M for limes.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,357 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 10-31-07 - Jareth & Ranma