Pour Vani-Chan c'est tout en bas!

Histoire en cours/ Stories in progress or completed:

À la rencontre des coeurs: Histoire très avancée, mais manque de courage pour la tapper, désolée.

Quand Crivey enquête: Chapitre 11 enfin en ligne!

La fille de Dumbledore: Chapitre 21 en ligne, chapitre 22 à venir.

Les Saints de Mibu: En cours de traduction, patience.

An other of those “VampireDarkBattosaïKaoru”fic : On Hiatus

A Heart too Cold (poetry) : COMPLETE!

A Bond Made Out of Pain : Chapter 5 is in progress

The Chesspiece (Oneshot) : COMPLETE!

Ali-chan : I'm 16 years old. I spend most of my time reading, listening to music or writing. The easiest way to make the difference between my sister's writing and mine is that I write in english and she prefers to write in french. I read; Harry Potter, House M.D., Rurouni Kenshin, Gravitation, Fruits Basket, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Death Note, Nana, Peacemaker Kurogane, Godchild, HunterxHunter and Gakuen Heaven fanfics or mangas.

My favorite pairings are for; Harry Potter: Remus+Sirius / Snape+Harry / Voldemort+Harry / Fenrir+Harry / Harry+Draco / Voldemort+Snape

I Hate Ginny/Harry Fics!

House, M.D.: Wilson+House

Rurouni Kenshin: Aoshi+Misao / Kenshin+Kaoru / Kenshin+Hiko / Saitou+Misao / Saitou+Kaoru / Aoshi+Kaoru / Enishi+Kaoru / Enishi+Misao / Saitou+Kenshin

Gravitation: Shuichi+Yuki

Fruits Basket: Yuki+Kyo

Samurai Deeper Kyo: Yukimura+Sasuke

Naruto: Naruto+Sasuke

Yu-Gi-Oh: Jounouchi+Seto / Atemu+Yugi / Bakura+Ryou / Marik+Malik

Death Note: L(Lawliet)+Light(Raito)

Nana: Nana Komatsu(Hachi)+Takumi / Nana Osaki+Ren / Nana Osaki+Yasushi(Yasu)

Peacemaker Kurogane: Hijikata+Okita

HunterxHunter: Gon+Hisoka / Gon+Kirua / Kurapika+Hisoka

Godchild: Cain+Riff

Gakuen Heaven: Keita+Hideaki

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

Extraho read this on panda luver for life's profile and I read it on hers so just had to share it. She might marry a girl one day and no way is prejudice thinking going to stop her! Post this on your own profile if you wish to encourage her.

I'm an atheist. Those who hate me for it read this.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Vani-chan : J'ai 21 ans et je suis la soeur de la pseudo-anglophone. Faut lui pardonner, elle a le crâne fêlé :p et le sternum cassé en deux hahaha! (Le pire c'est que c'est vrai.) De mon côté, j'écris en français et à un rythme qu'on peut facilement qualifier de tortuesque. Je m'en excuse à tous ceux que ça pourrait indisposer, mais j'ai bien peur d'être un cas désespéré.

Mes auteurs préférés sont : Agatha Christie, Diana Wynne Jones, Sir Conan Doyle, Philip Pullman, Erik Prud'homme, Lewis Carroll, Michael Connelly, John Grisham, Michael Crichton et bien d'autres encore, j'en ai bien peur. Je lis essentiellement des fanfictions d'Harry Potter (surtout des histoires humoristiques) et des Naruto surtout Gaara/Hinata. Ma soeur me torture aussi à l'occasion pour que je lise d'autres fanfictions et divers manga.

Pour faire suite à ma soeur, mes couples favoris sont:

Harry Potter: Rogue/Rogue, Drago/Hermione, Albus/Minerva, Rusard/Miss Teigne lol!

Cependant, j'ai horreur du couple Severus/Hermione, je considère que c'est une honte et une insulte impardonnable à ce cher Severus. (Soupir amoureux)

Naruto: Hinata/Gaara

Rurouni Kenshin: Kaoru/Kenshin, Misao/Aoshi, Misao/Saïto

Fruits Basket: Kyo/Saki, Shigure/son éditrice

Samourai Deeper Kyo: Kyo/Yuya, Tigre rouge/Mahiro, Keikoku/Mahiro

Howl's Moving Castle: Sophie/Hubert

Histoire en cours/ Stories in progress or completed:

À la rencontre des coeurs: Histoire très avancée, mais manque de courage pour la tapper, désolée.

Quand Crivey enquête: Nouveau! Chapitre 11 enfin en ligne!

La fille de Dumbledore: Chapitre 21 en ligne, chapitre 22 à venir.

Les Saints de Mibu: En cours de traduction, patience.

An other of those “VampireDarkBattosaïKaoru”fic : On Hiatus

A Bond Made Out of Pain : Chapter 5 is in progres

The Chesspiece (Oneshot) : COMPLETE!

Alors c'est ce qui conclut notre profil, @+ les confétis!