Hello lovies! My name's Melissa and I live off of writing and theatre.

Favorites:
Movie: Sweeney Todd/POTC/Baby Mama (tied)
Book: Water for Elephants (though I adore the Harry Potter series)
Music: Mostly Broadway and weird alternative music no one's ever heard of! Yay!
TV Show: Criminal Minds
Actor: Johnny Depp
Actress: Helena Bonham Carter

Please R&R my stories, or I will be forced to send Sweeney Todd after you (which wouldn't be so much of a punishment for some of you) When someone reviews me, I always try to R&R one of their stories too. Just a thought

If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at political debates, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sweenett and think that Sweeney Todd should've ended differently, and are willing to space out in many classes just to come up with an alternate ending, copy this into your profile
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile (too hilarious to pass up).
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior,and you want everyone who visits or sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

FAVORITE MOVIE, BOOK, AND TV QUOTES!!

Spongebob: "Look what I've got!"
Patrick: "RECTANGLES!!"

Spongebob: "PATRICK! I DON'T WANNA FACE MY FEARS! I'M AFRAID OF THEM!!"

Mrs. Lovett: "You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!"
Sweeney Todd: "He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings."
Mrs. Lovett: "Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles."

Sam: "Thank you for the couch, Mike made me sleep under the sink."

Joon: "Did you have to go to school for that?"
Sam: "No, no I got thrown out of school for that."

Theodore: "Is this his house?"
Simon: "No. This is his garbage can."

Alvin: "EUREKA! I'VE FOUND THE CHEESEBALLS!"

Elizabeth: "There will come a moment when you will have the chance to do the right thing."
Jack: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

Jack: "Gentlemen! I wash my hands of this weirdness."

Willy Wonka: "Even I'M eatable, but that is called cannibalism my dear children and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies."

Barbossa: "Dearly beloved we are gathered here today- TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST YE POXY CUR!"

Captain Ammand: about Barbossa "Shoot him!"
Captain Jocard: "Cut out his tongue!"
Jack: "Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!"

Ragetti: "Boat."

Barbossa: "What are you doin'?"
Jack: "What are you doin'?"
Barbossa: "No, what are you doin'?"
Jack: "What are you doin'?"
Barbossa: "No! What are you doin'?"
Jack: "What are you doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship."
Barbossa: "The captain of the ship is givin' orders."
Jack: "My ship, makes me captain."
Barbossa: "They be my charts!"
Jack: "Well, that makes you"
pause
Jack: "chartman."
Pintel: "Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?"
Jack and Barbossa stare at him
Pintel: Sorry. "I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry."
Ragetti: to Pintel "I'd vote for you."

Jack Sparrow: "Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!"

Melvin Purvis: "What keeps you up night's Mr. Dillinger?"
John Dillinger: "Coffee."

Slughorn: "Harry!!"
Harry: "Sir!!"

Dumbledore: "Wha, wha, what...ARE YOU KILLING MY STUDENTS?"
Voldemort: "Uh, no they were like that when I got here."
Dumbledore: "Oh you kids, always dying, just clean up after yourselves okay?"
Snape: "I am so taking the day off..."

Dumbledore: "Wha, wha, what...ARE YOU KILLING MY STUDENTS?"
Voldemore: "Uh, no, you did that."

Ron: "Soot's a funny word!"
Hermione: "You know what else is a funny word?"
Ron: "What?"
Hermione: "I hate you."
Ron: "...you make me laugh Hermione."

Current Ideas in the works: a parody of Sweeney Todd with me and my friends as characters (inspired by a fic by Friska-freak, another ST parody with schizophrenic characters (aka Sweeney Todd/Jack Sparrow), recipies on how to make the Sweeney Todd characters (it's...complicated...you'll see)

KTHXBAI