Howdy! Green here. Yep, you read right, Green. Don't go trying to find out my real name, coz i'll only answer to that. Got it?. Anyways... Here is my lovely Profile! Isn't it spiffy? Yes,I know! -Dance- Well, here is the place where you can learn ALL about me! Well, not really, but... you get the point, don't you?

Bio:

Ok. First off, I am a 17050410-year-old female, living right down here in Australia. Hehe... And don't go laughing about my age, Young-ans!

(NowI can remember the first world war... I tied an onion to my belt, as was the fashion at the time... We didn't have any red onions, because of the war... But anyway, that's not the point. The point is that I tied an onion to my belt, as was the fashion at the time...)

My birthday is on the 23rd of January… If you wish to send me a birthday message, go ahead. As aforementioned, my name is Officially Green. Please don’t ask me why; I’ve been called that for ages. I am addicted to Naruto in almost every way humanly possible. I also enjoy such books as Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia etc. As you can probably tell, I am quite the reader; most of my favourite books, (such as Narnia) I have grown up with. So naturally, there is nothing I like more than a well-written story.

My life ambition? TAKING OVER THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-COUGH-AHAHAHAHA

Anyway...

Unfortunately, as much as I am a good writer, I can't keep a plot to save my life. The thing with me is; I’ll think of a really great idea for a story, and I’ll write it, but after that I can’t think of anything more to add. I am much more so an ‘artist’, in a way. Be sure to check out my account on deviantart, blackwhiteraven… Yes, I know. I have too many accounts on different sites, though, that it’s easier to have them all the same. I promise that I’ll try to finish anything you like, but I admit I will be very slow in updating. Not only are there the reasons for this I gave above, but I also have school to worry about, and a few of my friends need me to do certain things for them. I am currently half way through editing something for one of my friends, for instance. Now. Moving on….

Likes/Dislikes;

Well, obviously I like Naruto… Another anime I like is One Piece… Though my friends don’t know that. I’m not even sure whether they have ever heard of it…. -sheepish grin-. I also enjoy reading (well nah!), being with my family and friends… ok, I know that sounds kinda cheesy, but it’s hard to explain unless you meet them. Let’s just say we aren’t really your average, normal people… WE ARE COMPLETELY NUTS IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE! RAINBOW STIPEY SOCKS ROCK!

Okay, long story. But I hope you get the point.

My favourite Band of all time is a group I know personally, Mid-Summer Lights. They are… I guess you could say Rock. Um... I like a lot of things like that, (yes I know Pink. Shocking, isn't it?) Linkin park... um... Headstrong by trapt, etc. Hehe... Some people wouldn't believe me, to tell you the truth. In fact, my friends probably think I'm lying. Anyway, back to it... I also love the song ‘Explosive’ by Bond. It’s so… Energetic. It suits me, as a person. I am naturally very high energy; If you didn’t know me, you would probably assume I had had a LOT of sugar some time in the previous 15 minutes. This is not a bad thing, however; I can usually suppress my urge to run around the school, jumping and screaming and going crazyin excitement over nothing… usually…

One of my good friends writes quite a bit; her username on Quizilla is YunieFFFan. Don't tell her I said that, though. Do look at her handiwork,However. I must say she's very gifted.

What do I hate? Well, let’s see?

I DESPISE those girls you see walking around, in the latest fashion, trying to throw themselves at their boyfriends, and trying to show their ‘catch’ off. BE YOUR OWN PERSON PEOPLE! EVEN BETTER! GO NUTS! IT'S MUCH MORE FUN! -NICE GUY POSE-

Ahem... Continuing on...

I also hate it when a story you LOVE is either discontinued, or the Authors update slowly. I know… I’m one of those myself… But it is my full intention to post new chapters as often as possible, IF you like it. If you, the readers, don’t like it, where is the point in writing? Not only do I write for my own pleasure and peace of mind, but also for the people who love my work. It is the same with my artwork; Drawing the actual work is fun, but seeing everyone’s reaction when you show them is priceless, don’t you agree?

Oh man…. I’m rambling again…

Lastly, I hate people who try to change themselves for others. What is the point of living, if you’re trying to be someone else? If anything, take my advice; Aim to be one of those people who never does what is expected of you; trust me, I know what both is like, and I can honestly tell you that being yourself is WAY more fun!

Oh, and I HATE snake... Haters. What ever you want to call them. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SNAKES! THEY ARE SO COOL!

My story, you ask?

Well, the story i'm working on at the moment is about me and some of myu friends. At Hogwarts. Going nuts.

Firstly, regarding names, theyWILL NOT be the real names of either myself or my friends. This should save me from a thousand miserable deaths, both from my friends and my mother. My friends prefer to keep their identity secret, as do I. Also, my dear mother is a little overprotective, anyway, and is utterly convinced that as soon as someone her discovers my name, they will be after me as a rabbit goes after a carrot. I have NO idea how she came up with THAT conclusion. Therefore, do not go on about howI let slip what my real name is. I'm still in the process of deciding my own.

Lastly, because I’m in Australia, I’ll be using Australian spelling. Don’t be one of those really annoying people who complains about incorrect spelling… Believe it or not, I have had a few snooty people ‘informing’ me of this. Stop it. And, of course, don’t tell me the obvious. In my most recent story, (whichI have taken down due to the fact thatI couldn't work out the rest of the plot) Kurah was SUPPOSED to be Mary-Sueish. I was AWARE of this fact. The story, as quoted in the summary, WAS TO BE THAT OF A MARY-SUE TAKING OVER HOGWARTS. Can it get any more obvious?However, I had some people, quite rudely, actually, telling me this obvious fact. Please don’t. As the saying goes, ‘If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’ I, however, accept constructive criticism. If it helps me to write, good. Tell me. If else, and yet you still send it to me, then you will DIE A THOUSAND MISERABLE LONELY DEATHS!

Thankyou.

Have fun,

Green.