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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, and Star Wars. Dear Reader: DON'T GIVE UP ON ME! - I will finish a story if I say I will, it just might... be a while. But it will be, someday. I feel very bad for never adding anything new to my stories, but- but- but real life! Also I have an original story that eats up all of my writing anymore - I'd post it here if I could, except it's not fanfic so I can't. In the words of the Bee-Gees, it's a tragedy. You can, however, find snippets of said story by following either of the links below. And then you can review those, too! :D Write reviews or I'll be sad. If you want more - or don't, or see typos, etc. - heck, if you even bothered to read something I wrote - then for goodness' sake tell me! Even a single word is better than nothing! I like short chapters. I believe the average age of fanfiction.net users is about 14.5, which makes me not quite ten years older than average. Or so. In case you were wondering, which you were, because I say you were, and I, like God and television, am always right. Isn't that nice? HEY! READ BRIDE OF MORGOTH! AND REVIEW IT! DO IT! DO IT NOW! ...and seriously, please do review it. Because I know people are looking at it, and only a handful of very, VERY kind folks have given any reviews for the entire second half of the story... Which makes me a bit suspicious, since that's where it gets really weird. Also, what's up with people only reading the first and last chapter? The last chapter won't make any sense if you don't at least skim the earlier ones. They're short chapters, I promise. It's worth it. AND I SWEAR I am still working on it! Really! Honest to God, cross my heart and hope to die! Even if I seem to update only about once a year! T_T Anyhow. I also wrote "The Tragicall History of Romiet and Isilea", which may be found in my "Favorite Stories" section. You should read this as well, because it's entertaining, albeit unbelievably silly. I also never finished it because it had to be performed in English class many, many long years hence and the due date arrived before I had completed my nefarious task. Alas. The world mourns. Am also on fictionpress.com as WhenceComethThisBoredom (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/530656/) and deviantArt as haius (http://haius.deviantart.com/). Should you feel so inclined. | |||||||
1. Strange Visitor » reviewsA Jedi fetches a high price in a galaxy ruled by the Empire. This one has been running since Order 66... but his luck is running out.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete2. Bride of Morgoth » reviewsMultiple deaths, time travel, Sauron, various badtempered Nazgul, jet airplanes, balrogs, talking heads, ruined cities, a man named Marshall, dirt, and your mom. No, I was kidding about that last one. Please read and review! or I will cry!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 7-7-06 - Sauron & Witch-King of Angmar3. Artsy and Pretentious Star Wars Poetry reviewsLord I'm a nerd.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Yoda - Complete4. Middle Earth Soccer! Hobbits vs Dragons! » reviewsThird quarterfinal match, and it couldn't be more unfair... or could it? What happens if your goalie eats the ref? Will our small friends survive? And what does roasted hobbit actually smell like? Read it and find out!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-10-07 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete5. Middle Earth Soccer Continues! Mordor v Mirkwood » reviewsIt's the second match of the quarterfinals, and the old rivalries are going strong... Will the orcs learn to manage their anger? How many red cards can one player actually recieve? Is the goal still legal if the player who makes it is dead?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 7-11-06 - Complete6. Man, Raoul, it Sucks to Be You reviewsWatch as our favorite thickskulled pretty boy is abused... prettily!... by our favorite evil Phantom. And learn why I really, really, REALLY ought to go to bed earlier... Read it! Review it! Don't ask why!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-25-06 - Raoul & Erik - Complete7. They Play Soccer in Middle Earth, Too! » reviewsRohan vs. Moria football match. Who will proceed towards the Arda Cup semifinals? Who will not survive the tournament? Will weapons be disallowed from the field? Does the goal count if your horse kicks it in? ...pretty please reviewLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-11-06 - Published: 6-29-06 - Complete8. Naruto for Dummies reviewsWhat happens when someone who knows little to nothing about Naruto writes a Naruto fic? Read and find out!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-27-06 - Orochimaru & Sasuke U. - Complete
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