OMG, it's been AGES since I last updated. I've probably lost all my readers. Darn. Sorry... I will write more...maybe...

I'M GOING TO KILL THESE PEOPLE, I SWEAR. Not only did they hold me down and write on my back/ass, but they also REMOVED my bra (not my shirt, just my bra. Hmm.) and tickled me until I cried. I have WONDERFUL friends, ne?

I should rewrite "Killers Aren't Born, They're Made" and "Protecting Hinata". Hmmm. (AND MAYBE ACTUALLY WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTERS TO MY OTHER STORIES BEFORE HINA-CHAN AND RYU-KUN MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP. Gawd Ryu, stop complaining about it already. I WIIL update. Probably. And I'll read the rest of that fic. Probably.)

I apologize for my procrastination. 3

Protecting Hinata: Maybe, like, 10 chapters? I'm not sure how many I want to do exactly.

Naruto Chat Room: I wanna do a few chapters of this. But currently it's on hiatus...I have no inspiration for it.

Naruto:The Next Generation/Part One: I have chapter one out...This fanfiction is my favorite, out of all the ones I've written. I created a lot of new characters, but I haven't killed anybody off...yet. ('cept Orochimaru. I killed him off.)The rating is subject to change.Also, this is gonna be a Trilogy, with about 20 chaps each...yeah, this is gonna be my longest story ever. Currently on hiatus.

The Beauty Pageant: This is the revised version of Ice. It's much better, and the storyline will be a bit different. Co-written by me, Goddess of Crimson Sand and Sarai Sohma.

If anyone has an idea for a storyline or plot for me, or a pairing, go ahead and PM me. I guarantee that I'll at least try it out. Mostly I write Naruto fics, but I'll also do Fruits Basket, FMA, Kingdom Hearts and Inuyasha. I can write everything from crack fics to romance to horror. I really like Alternate Universes, but I haven't posted very many...

Note: Most of my stories are on hiatus, because I don't have access to the computer I write them on or the disk I save them on, so I can't post new chapters. But I'm gonna try some one-shots, I think. Maybe some song fics?

Sorry everyone! My cp hates me and has successfully crashed twice. -_-; I'll try to update a lot...