Hello and welcome to the show. I'm your host, Chloe Syne.

I see you've managed to stumble across my little page here at Fanfiction.net.

Take a look around, see anything you like? Tell me.

In the meantime, here's some more information about me.

My Favorites

Bands/Musicians: Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Nightwish, HIM, The 69 Eyes, CKY, Green Day, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Offspring, Emilie Autumn, Aural Vampire, Epica, Leaves' Eyes, Bowling For Soup, Nickelback, 30 Seconds To Mars, Poison, Kittie, Otep, Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Eminem, My Chemical Romance, OAR, Fall Out Boy, Shania Twain, Pat Green, Rascal Flatts, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Shinedown, Seether, Theory Of A Deadman, Fuel, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Sugarcult, All American Rejects, The Bravery, The Exies, Pink Floyd, Three Doors Down, Three Days Grace, The Sex Pistols, Queen, Trivium, Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed Skid Row, Ted Nugent, Flyleaf, Dethklok, Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, Papa Roach, Sixx:AM, Bon Jovi, HelloGoodbye, 10 Years, Breaking Benjamin, Audioslave, Adema, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Chevelle, Children Of Bodom, Alien Ant Farm, Peroxwhy?gen, The Clash, Cradle Of Filth, Deftones, Def Leppard, Drowning Pool, Faith No More, Finger Eleven, TATU, Blue October, Evans Blue, Foo Fighters, Motorhead, Kiss, Damnocracy, Godsmack, Hinder, Katy Perry, Hoobastank, Our Lady Peace, POD, Placebo, Powerman 5000, Puddle Of Mudd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Savage Garden, Rob Zombie, Sailva, Saving Able, Cavo, System Of A Down, Static-X, Staind, Taproot, Thrice, Trapt, Tokio Hotel, The Used, Velvet Revolver, WASP, Thousand Foot Krutch, Twisted Sister, The Beastie Boys, and more that I can't think of at the moment.

TV Shows: House M.D., Royal Pains, Ace Of Cakes, Burn Notice, That Metal Show, Metal Mania, All Nighter, Law and Order (all), CSI (all), Cops, NCIS, Forensic Files, Cold Case, Crossing Jordan, Chopped, Good Eats, Unwrapped, some more that I'm not remembering at the moment,

Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Gypsy 83, The Dark Knight, The Lost Boys, Waiting, X-Men (all), Fantastic Four (both), Brokeback Mountain, Girl Interupted, The Excorsist, Star Trek 2009, Defaintly Maybe, Harry Potter (all), IT, Queen Of The Damned, Friday The 13th (all), Nightmare On Elm Street (all), Freddy Vs. Jason, Pirates Of The Caribbean (all), Scream, I'm sure there's more.

Books: Way too many to list.

Ships/Pairings: Tony/Tim, Gibbs/Ducky, Abby/Ziva, Gibbs/Tim, Gibbs/Tim/Tony (NCIS),

Harry/Draco, Pansy/Ginny, Ron/Hermonie, Draco/Ron, Fred/George, Percy/Harry, Harry/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Snape/Lucius (Harry Potter),

Hank/Evan, Charlie/Jill (Royal Pains),

Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Craig/Tweek, Cartman/Butters, Wendy/Bebe, Curly!Goth/Red!Goth (South Park),

Shawn Michaels/Triple H, Undertaker/Kane, Jeff Hardy/Shannon Moore, Randy Orton/Batista, John Morrison/The Miz, Edge/Christian (WWE, Wrestling),

Joey/Chandler, Ross/Rachel, Monica/Phoebe (Friends),

Will/Jack, Karen/Grace (Will And Grace),

Edward/Jasper, Emmette/Jasper, Alice/Bella (Twilight),

Reid/Johnny (Fantastic Four),

Pyro/Iceman, Gambit/Pyro, Multiple Man/Pyro, Victor/Wade, Scott/Jean, Wolverine/Scott (X-Men),

Duff/Ben (Ace Of Cakes), Yeah, I went there.

Batman/Joker (The Dark Knight),

Clive/Troy (Gypsy 83),

Sam/David, Michael/Sam (The Lost Boys),

Jack/Will (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

Genres: Angst, Romance, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense, Family, PWP

My Stats

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Blue-Green

Height: Funsized

Weight: Fluffy

Favorite Colors: Silver, purple, black, red, blue, green, gold, teal, grey, lavander

Sexuality: Bisexual

Gender: Female

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to not care.

Links:

http://community.livejournal.com/slashpark/86539.html

The fanart for my story First Kiss.

http://community.livejournal.com/100stories

The challenge behind The Royal One Hunded.

http://community.livejournal.com/7_sins_virtues

The challenge behind Seven Deadly Sins.

http://community.livejournal.com/7snogs

The challenge behind Kiss Me.

http://community.livejournal.com/write_musically

My own themed writing community. Go join and take the challenge!

http://community.livejournal.com/5_times

The challenge behind Five Times Evan Should Have Told Hank His Problems.

http://community.livejournal.com/100_songs

The challenge behind Their Infinite Playlist.

http://community.livejournal.com/degrassi_icons

Where I got my avatar.

http://community.livejournal.com/story_lottery

The challenge behind The One You're Waiting On, It's Not Enough, Babe, It's You And I.

Contacting Me

Emails: synner23@gmail.com, chloegdgc@yahoo.com, minusxxhuman@yahoo.com, chloegdgclp@hotmail.com

Instant Messengers: chloegdgclp@hotmail.com, chloegdgc@yahoo.com

Livejournal: www.chloegdgc.livejournal.com, www.community.livejournal.com/synner_fiction (where all my writing is.)

Random Stuff

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a STUPID IDIOT that you MUST explain things to.

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Well, I hope you've had fun, but like they say, all good things must come to an end.

I'm rad, you're rad. Let's hug.

Happy reading and writing.