Name: fictionfrek101 (i'm not telling you my real name)

Age: not telling (Why do you want to know?)

Gender: Think about how I write, how I speak, what gender of characters I like to write, the things that are in my profile and the plays/movies/shows/music/books I watch/listen to/read. If you think I'm a guy you need some serious help.

Live: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

(for the record we do NOT say eh as much as you believe we do. Nor do we live in igloos. We are also not all eskimos, ranchers or fishers. And the RCMP are NOT our cops. They're only in charge of the places in Alberta that don't have cops.)

My favorite movies: Narnia 1 & 2, Get Smart, Uncle Buck (everyone has to see it, John Candy's awesome in it), Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 & 3, Star Wars 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6, Legally Blonde (Best movie ever), and many, many more.

My favorite books: Jurrasic Park (movie sucks plot wise), Narnia Series, The Undomestic Goddess, Harry Potter (In this order: 3, 7, 6, 5, 2, 4, 1), The Princess Bride, The Serpent's egg series.

My favorite TV shows: LOST, One Tree Hill, ER, The Office, Friends, Chuck (Dammit Sarah! Just get with Chuck already!).

My favorite musicals: Legally Blonde, Hairspray, RENT, Phantom of the Opera, The Sound of Music, Joseph and his Technicolored dream coat, Fiddler on the roof, Footloose (the musical is better than the movie in my opinon) and Grease (but who doesn't like it)

My favorite comedian: John Pinette (HE ROCKS!)

My favorite ships:

POTC: Willabeth (Anyone who likes Sparrowbeth, in my opinon, needs some serious help), JonesTia, NOC, JackOc, JackAna

Star Wars: PadmeAnakin, LeiaHan, LukeOC, LandoOC, Obi-WanOC (If the story's really good)

HSM: Troyella, Chaylor, Zekepay, Jelsi, Relsi, RyanOC

Spiderman: MJPeter, (I think I'm actually the only person to like this) GwenHarry, HarryOC

Harry Potter: HarryGinny, NevilleLuna, RonHermione, CedricCho, ChoVictor (Think about it), Any Weaslytwin or Oliver Wood with any female gryffidor quidditch player, RemusOC, LilyJames, SiriusOC (if well written), FleurBill, DeanOC, SeamusOC, Seamus or Dean with either Patil twin or Lavender Brown, ChoOliver (think about it)

Phantom of the Opera: ChirstineRaoul, MegErik

Narnia: Suspian, CaspianStar's Daughter, PeterOC, EdmundOc, LucyOc, RilianOc, JillEustace, PollyDiggory, GlozellePrunaprismia

Things I Hate About/In Fan fiction (So don't do this if you don't want me on your case):

Slash stories that don't have warnings (I'm ok with gay and everything, but I just don't want to be forced read slash)

People who write stories in chat. (dont u no wht i mean? admt it u dont lke it ether)

Flamers and people who read stories with pairings that they don't like then they flame you because they don't like it

People who rate stories M because it has a couple swears in it. (That's not M! Sex, drugs, rape and stories with swears everyline in it is!)

People who change their names often. (It's annoying to try to track stories when you do that)

And the thing I hate the most is when:

PEOPLE WRITE MY NAME WITH A CAPITIAL F AT THE BEGINNING!

I don't know why it bugs me but it does. I'm fictionfrek101 not Fictionfrek101. If I wanted to be that I would make myself that.

We are mourning the loss of a beloved old friend who recently passed away. His name was Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died in the United States from a vicious contagious disease.

He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes and factories, helping folks get the jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, frivolous lawsuits, and ludicrous verdicts held no power over Common Sense.

He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by a simple and sound financial policy. Don't spend more than you earn. Common Sense also lived by other time-tested strategies like: The adults are in charge and not the kids, and it's okay to come in second or third.

A veteran of the Great Depression and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends such as body piercing, 'whole language' and 'new math'.

But his health declined when he became infected with the I'm not responsible for my own actions and It's alright if it feels

good viruses. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

It declined further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student, but could not inform the parents and get their permission when their children were given mind-altering drugs or birth control pills; and when universities turned into cesspools of debauchery and socialist propaganda.

Common Sense lost his will to live when criminals received better treatment than their victims, the Ten Commandments became contraband, and priests molested young boys. When a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee is hot, and was awarded a huge settlement; and when the president sold security related technology to a hostile nation, Common Sense fell into a coma.

As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of consciousness, but was kept informed of new questionable regulations, such as thought control and partial birth abortion. Finally, when another president, claiming to staunchly protect the country from terrorist atrocities, yet allowing the same villains to invade the country through borders that are strangely very penetrable; being fully aware of what the grave consequences of such deliberate and ominous neglect can be, Common Sense died of sudden cardiac arrest.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Love; his daughter, Responsibility; and his sons, Diligence and Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers, Deception, Greed and Ignorance. Not many attended his funeral, because so few noticed he was gone.

Pirates of the Caribbean Stories

A Marriage Uninterupted

The story is changed when Elizabeth and Will do get married before their arrest. But when Elizabeth and Will are pulled into the events after 10 years of being together, 9 of marriage and 8 of parenthood, they find that the adventure is still hard. (Rewritten) WE JA

Chuck Stories

Cover Blown

Team Chuck is in trouble when their secret is discovered; by Devon, Ellie and Morgan. In order to keep them safe, 2 agents are assigned to protect them. But surprises are around the corner with who the agents are, and the fact that Sarah's archenemy has found her. Charah, Dellie, Manna, Bryina

An Unexpected Complication

What Sarah thought to be a mistake that would never be told, turns out to have a very serious after effect. But how long will she be able to hide it from everyone? How will everyone react when they discover it? And how will Sarah's job be effected? Charah, Dellie and Manna.

Bryce is Back in Town

What if, instead of going deep, Bryce had actually stayed to protect Chuck. But how would Chuck react to it? What about everyone else? And how will life be with Bryce in the equation?

I've made a wiki for my story a change of heart. Check it out but it's a work in progress. If you want to help out simply ask and I'll invite you. Help is badly needed and as long as you like the the story you can come and edit. But you need to be invited so that no idiots mess around with it.

http://changeofheart.wetpaint.com/

And my star wars one:

See my under construction website for the She Lived? Series.