Me

Real Name: Yumi T. Clarkson (the "T" stands for Tetsuya)

Nicknames: Numbuh 007 (here and on deviantART), yumixan (on YouTube) and Yumikino (my mom calls me that. I hate it!)

Age: 15

Family: Mom, Dad and a 7-year-old sister named Jenny

Living Area: Cleveland, USA

Favorite TV Shows: "Codename: Kids Next Door", "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy", "Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi", "Robotboy", "Ed, Edd n Eddy", "Futurama", "Fairly OddParents"

Favorite Movies: Shrek 2, The Incredibles, Shark Tale, Corpse Bride

Pets: Dee Dee (dog), Trixie (cat) and Tiffany (iguana)

Friends: Marian, Richard, Raphael, Daisy, Kevin and Agnes (the last 2 are my sister's friends)

Favorite Music Tipes: Pop, Rock, Heavy Metal, Reggae, R&B, Punk, Electro and Disco

Least Favorite Music Tipes: Classical, Opera and Polka

Favorite Musical Instruments: Electrick Guitar, Drums and Keyboard

Least Favorite Musical Instruments: Piano, Violin and Tuba

Favorite Singers/Bands: Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Crazy Frog, Gorillaz, Black Eyed Peas, etc.

Favorite Colors: Purple and black

Least Favorite Colors: Pink and yellow

Hobbies: Skateboarding, watching TV, playing on my Playstation 2, making vids for YouTube and writting fics to put up here

Good Things: I'm friendly, a tomboy, outgoing, laidback and cool

Bad Things: I'm a choco-maniac, lazy and super bad at Math

My School Band: Kenny & The Kool Kids

My School Bully: Fabyo

My School Nerd: Jerry (he likes me, for some reason)

Languages I Can Talk: English, Portuguese, Spanish, a little French, a little German and a little Japanese

Traumas: Seas (I almost drowned last year!), Dodgeball games and heights

Cartoon Boys That I Think Are Cute: Numbuh 1 (KND), Double D (Ed, Edd n Eddy), Kevin (Ed, Edd n Eddy), Kif (Futurama), Chester (FOP), Sanderson (FOP)

TV Shows

Codename: Kids Next Door

Favorite Character: Numbuh 86

Least Favorite Character: Numbuh 2

Favorite Couples: 3/4, 2/5, 1/5

Favorite Episodes: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E., P.O.O.L., B.U.T.T., S.A.T.U.R.N., F.I.S.H.Y., V.I.R.U.S. and H.O.L.I.D.A.Y.

Least Favorite Episodes: P.I.N.K.E.Y.E., P.O.I.N.T. and S.I.T.T.E.R.

Favorite Weaphon: S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.

Favorite Transport Ship: C.O.O.L.B.U.S.

Favorite Kid Vilain: The Delightfull Children From Down The Lane

Favorite Teen Vilain: Cree

Favorite Adult Vilain: Count Spankulot

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Favorite Character: Mandy

Least Favorite Character: Pudin

Favorite Couples: Mandy/Irwin, Mindy/Irwin, Mindy/Billy, Mandy/Billy

Favorite Episodes: Circus of Fear, Bubble with Billy and Subsitute Teacher

Least Favorite Episodes: Bully Boogie and Dumb Luck

Favorite Vilains: Nergal Junior and Eris

Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi

Favorite Character: Yumi

Least Favorite Character: Harmony

Favorite Couples: Don't have one

Favorite Episodes: Surf's Up, Hungry Yumi and Song Sung Bad

Least Favorite Episodes: Olé, Talent Suckers and Metal Mental

Favorite Vilains: Talent Suckers

Robotboy

Favorite Character: Lola

Least Favorite Character: Gus

Favorite Couples: Robotboy/Robotgirl, Lola/Tommy, Bambi/Tommy, Bambi/Kurt

Favorite Episodes: Robotgirl, The Babysitter, Dog-Ra, Robot Love and The Boy Who Cried Kamikazi

Least Favorite Episodes: Brother and Roughing It

Faqvorite Vilain: Bjorn Bjornson

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Favorite Character: Nazz

Least Favorite Character: Jonny

Favorite Couples: Kevin/Nazz, Double D/Nazz, Eddy/Nazz, Double D/Sarah, Double D/Marie

Favorite Episodes: A Twist Of Ed, They Call Him Mr. Ed, Gimme Gimme Never Ed, Ed Or Tails and Boys Will Be Eds

Least Favorite Episodes: The Ed-Touchables and Momma's Little Ed

Favorite Kanker: Marie

Futurama

Favorite Character: Bender

Least Favorite Character: Zoidberg

Favorite Couples: Ami/Kif, Leela/Zapp, Leela/Fry, Ami/Fry

Favorite Episode: Kif Gets Knocked Up A Noch

Fairly OddParents

Favorite Character: Cosmo

Least Favorite Character: Jorgen Von Strungle

Favorite Couples: Timmy/Trixie, Timmy/Tootie, Cosmo/Wanda, Jorgen/Tooth Fairy, Wanda/Wandissimo

Favorite Episodes: Mind Over Magic, The Boy Who Would Be Queen, Just Desserts, Teeth For Two

Movies

Shrek 2

Favorite Character: Puss in Boots

Least Favorite Character: The Ugly Stepsister

Favorite Couples: Shrek/Fiona, Fiona/Prince Charming, Donkey/Dragon

The Incredibles

Favorite Character: Violet

Least Favorite Character: Syndrome

Favorite Couples: Helen/Bob, Bob/Mirage, Syndrome/Mirage, Violet/Tony

Shark Tale

Favorite Character: Ernie

Least Favorite Character: Mr. Sykes

Favorite Couples: Oscar/Angie, Oscar/Lola

Corpse Bride

Favorite Character: Emily

Least Favorite Character: Lord Everglot

Favorite Couples: Victor/Emily, Victor/Victoria, Lord Everglot/Lady Everglot, Mr. Van Dort/Mrs. Van Dort

TV Show Quotes

Codename: Kids Next Door

Numbuh 1: Onceuponatimetherewasalittleredriddinghoodandthewolfateher... The end!

Numbuh 2: Butter up, guys! 'Cause we're TOAST!

Numbuh 3: Target sighted! Hi, target!

Numbuh 4: Ain't nothing gonna happen... 'Cause I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm ice, baby! No lice is gonna sneak up on me, no sir! Lice don't sneak up on ice... And it nice for lice to sneak up on ice... Those lice better think twice, 'cause... It's no dice for those lice! No dice or ice... So take my advice, you cruddy lice, I am not nice!

Numbuh 5: Well... Start quackin', everybody... 'Cause we are sittin' ducks!

Numbuh 86: Of all the stupid things in the stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the STUPIDLIEST! It's like you're trying to win a stupid contest but you're too stupid to take a stupidity test!

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Billy: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! I'll have the chicken! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!

Mandy: OK, that’s enough! Listen here, you mutant! I know you’re up to something! You’re the enemy, Sperg! The enemy never just wants to hang out! So just stay away from me, got it? These losers want to waste their time with your lame butt, fine! You’re actually doing me a favor!

Grim: And I'm pretty sure the guys in the underworld accounting are laughing at me behind my back! Those guys are turbo-nerds! I bet none of them had a date since the 1800s! Hear that, you date-less turbo-nerds? I'm on to you! Humph!

Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi

Ami: Thank goodness Kaz only does his laundry once a year!

Yumi: It's no use! She's on us like fungus on a toenail!

Kaz: (dressed as a gangster and pretending to hijack the tour bus) I am fiendishly taking this bus joyriding! Because it brings me joy!

Robotboy

Robotboy: (after crushing Donnie) Assasin robot look like Donnie!

Tommy: (talking about Gus) Don't worry! The only thing dangerous around here just fell on his face!

Gus: Just a dumb kid's toy! For dumb kids! Like us! We're dumb! Well, they are!

Lola: Gus... You got lost at the Mini Mall!

Kamikazi: (talking about Gus) Foolish pot of lard! He'd eat his own head, if it was coated in sugar!

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Ed: Can we visit the planet of Bacon Men and have the marrow sucked from our bones?

Double D: We're home, Eddy... And we've broken everything but a record...

Eddy: R-E-S-P-E-E-K! Respect, Double D!

Futurama

Bender: Hey, what's this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Your momma!

Amy: I don't care how much trouble I get in. I needed to feel my lips pressed against your lipless beak.

Kif: Leela must have impregnated me when she grabbed my ungloved hand. That explains the poster in hygiene class: No Glove, No Love.

Farnsworth: We could but we won't! It's a spaceship dammit not a prom limousine! If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Zapp: Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy!

Fairly OddParents

Timmy: (after Wanda asked him what lesson he had learned) Boys shouldn't play with dolls! From now on, I stick with action figures!

Cosmo: I'm a pink haired Elvis!

Wanda: You nag it to the left, you nag it to the right. I nag my husband all day and night.

Crocker: FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

Movie Quotes

Shrek 2

Fairy Godmother: I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate...

Donkey: (talking to Puss in Boots) If we need any help on lickin' ourselves, we'll give you a call!

Pinnochio: (telling a lie) I...am wearing ladies underwear. (his nose doesn't grow)

The Incredibles

Edna: (to Mr. Incredible) My God, you've gotten fat.

Elastigirl: (to Mr. Incredible) Well, I think you need to be more... (stretches all Around him in every way, finally ending up back where she started) ...flexible.

Mr. Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jepoardy again! I feel like the maid! I just cleaned up this place, can we keep it clean for... FOR 10 MINUTES?!

Frozone: Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret idnetity. They think it will strengthen the relationship or something.

Dash: We're dead! We survived, but we're dead!

Violet: The only normal one is Jack-Jack and he's not even toilet trained!

Syndrome: It's bigger! It's better! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. Incredible!

Shark Tale

Lenny: Yeah... Aw... Gee... Thanks, pop, but... Here's the thing... I'm on a diet, and I read an article about these shrimps... They're not good for ya! I'll tell ya, you know how many calories are in those shrimps? (looks at the restaurant's menu) A lot!

Frankie: Sorry we're late, pop. Lenny had an accident. He was born!

Corpse Bride

Maggot: (to Emily) If I wasn't just sitting on it, I'd say you lost your mind!

Emily: Isn't this view beautiful? It takes my breath away! Well... It would if I had any. (giggles)

Real Life Quotes

Me: P.E. Class is crud!

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Geography Teacher: Rafael... A person from America is...

Raphael: American!

Geography Teacher: Very good! And a person from Portugal is...

Raphael: Portugarian!

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Richard: (holding a card to me) What's written here?

Me: (reading) "I don't know"!

Richard: Boy, Yumi... I knew you were dumb, but I didn't knew you were THAT dumb!

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Daisy: YES! YAHOO!

Me: What is it, Daisy?

Daisy: I had an F on my Math test!

Me: That's good?

Daisy: Yeah! I usually have F-!

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Marian: Let's go to the snack bar!

Me: But I don't have any money!

(slight pause)

Marian: What misery...

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Mom: YUMI! TRIXIE'S GONE CRAZY!

Me: (reading a comic book) So? What else is new?

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Dad: YUMI!

Me: (watching TV) Me...

Dad: Did you do your homework?

Me: Yup...

Dad: Then go study Math!

Me: WHAT? Why?

Dad: You have a test in 2 months!

Me: Urg...

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Jenny: It is!

Kevin: It's not!

Me: What's going on?

Kevin: Jenny says that ice cream comes from the North Pole!

Me: That's ridiculous!

Kevin: See?

Me: Everybody knows ice cream comes from Antartica!

Kevin: WHAT?!

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Me: I can't believe Kenny and his band are giving a concert!

Marian: It's right over there, and... Oh, no!

Me: What?

Marian: Fabyo is at the door! He'll never let us in!

Me: Don't worry. I'll handle this. (walks up to Fabyo) Hi, Fabyo.

Fabyo: (nervously) Y... Y... Yumi! H... Hi!

Me: You're gonna let me and Marian in, aren't you?

Fabyo: (nervously) I... I...

Me: Or do I have to re-introduce you to... (lifts fist) Mister Knuckle Sandwich?

Fabyo: (nervously)No! No! You... You can go in!

Me: Good.

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Agnes: Get out of the way, Mike!

Mike: (bloking her way) Tough luck, loser!

Me: Get out of the way if you know what's good for you. (pummle fist)

Mike: (goes away)

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Jerry: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Me: Get lost, geekazoid!

Jerry: I'm allready lost... In your eyes.

Me: The only reason I'm not punching you right now it's because I don't wanna ruin my yesterday painted nails! (show nails)

Jerry: (sees) Wow. I din't know such a tomboyish girl like you liked pink.

Me: They're not pink, dorkatron! They're lilac!

Jerry: OK. Now... Where was I?

Me: Careful. My foot's still avaylable.

Jerry: (afraid) Oh! OK. (takes few steps back) So... Bye and... Hum... Enjoy your pink nails! (runs away)

Me: THEY'RE LILAC!!!

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Math Teacher: (fast)Let's work! Let's work! Let's work!

Richard: (fast) Let's not! Let's not! Let's not!

Bonus

Here are other websites where I'm a member! Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=yumixan

http://numbuh007.deviantart.com/