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Author has written 52 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha, Maximum Ride, Mirage of Blaze, Danny Phantom, Inheritance Cycle, Yu-Gi-Oh, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Bonanza. Currently, I will be updating my Maximum Ride story "Here With You". I have taken too long to update it and I know my loyal reviewers have been waiting for almost two years. This decision means that my story I've written for Yu-Gi-Oh! entitled "An Angel's Heart" will be put on hold until the other story is finished. I'm sorry for any toes I might be stepping on by doing this, but I hate leaving a story unfinished, especially one so liked. Name: Missy a.k.a. No1butjoe, Mel Gray, Joe's Gal, Gogina (Ginny), No1butgohan Gender: female Age: 20 Birthday: September 20, 1989 Hair: brown Eyes: blue Height: 5'4" Weight: It's on a need-to-know basis and right now you don't need to know. Favorite color: purple Location: New Jersey Likes: Reading, writing, singing, going online, reading fanfiction, books, movies (romantic comedies) Dislikes: People who try to pass off someone else's work as their own, preps, pretenders, cheaters, flamers Attitude: I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. It's all up to you. Interesting Facts: left-handed; been writing since 10 years old; has never used alcohol, drugs, or smoked; mom had her when she was 16. My Yami's Profile: Name: Yames Gender: male Age: That one's a mystery. Birthday: October 1 Hair: brown Eyes: greenish blue Height: 5'8" Hobbies: sarcastic, protective, calls everyone a 'Baka', annoying his aibou to no end. Personality Traits: stubborn, mysterious, dark (he is the darker half). Duty: To protect his hikari at all costs. A/N: I have not used my yami in any of my stories, but I am seriosuly thinking about it. (Maybe make him a long lost brother of Yami's or something. :p) The following is a message that you will find on many of your favorite authors homepage. Please join in your support and copy and paste this onto your profile so that the message passes along. Fellow authors, all of CrazyAboutYugi's stories are gone. They are completely gone, and some lowlife is responsible for this horrendous act. Please, please, lend her your support. And please, if you know anything about who has done this unforgivable act, please, please let us know. I am offering up a gift fic of any topic for the person with information leading to the apprehension of this foul idiot. Any thing at all. Your choosing. We know they weren't in on this on their own, someone has to know something. Thank you for your cooperation. Please help us on this quest and if you know something we will write a story in your honor for thanking you and it's your choice of the story. This is our friend, fellow authoress... and most of all a sister. We would appreciate all the help that we can get. In your honor Thank you for taking a peek at this post. In case you haven't heard, a friend of ours and well-known author recently had her account hacked and all of her fics deleted. Well, in response to that diabolical piece of work the following authors have come up with a reward for the person or persons having information that will lead to the creep who has defiled her space like this. We are offering a fic of the person(s) choosing, by any author named below – as well as our eternal gratitude. Thank you for listening to our request and please feel free to send your support by adding your name to this list. - tavia454, Natoya, Arashi wolf pup, Red Dragon of Egypt, iSparrow, Hikari-and-Yami, SilverLily AKA Blood Moon, Sinner The Half-Breed, Yami-no-Tamashii, Kleptomaniac canopener, s2Teennovelist, Ocean, Valkyria Raven, No1butjoe. Favorite Anime: DBZ - 5 Inuyasha - 8 Case Closed - 3 Saumari Deeper Kyo Mirage of Blaze - 2, one in progress (series of one-shots) Shinzo Yu-Yu Hakusho Yu-Gi-Oh - 12, one in progress Full Metal Alchemist Black Cat Voltron Cardcaptor Sakura Speed Racer Trigun Favorite TV Shows: Bonanza - 7 Highway to Heaven Star Trek Macgyver Knight Rider Young Hercules N.C.I.S. Favoite Books: Little House on the Prairie Hardy Boys - 4 Nancy Drew Twilight New Moon Eclipse Maximum Ride 1, 2, 3, 4 - 5, one in progress Eragon/Eldest - 1 Cherub Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom - 4 Batman Beyond Sonic X He-Man Ben 10: Alien Force Favorite couples: Ones in bold are ones I prefer. DBZ - GohanOC, GohanVidel / Family moments - GohanGoten, GokuGohan, GokuGoten, GohanVidel, TrunksVegeta. TrunksGoten, GohanTrunks, MTrunksMGohan, MTrunksGohan, TrunksPan. Inuyasha - InuKag, MirSan Fullmetal Alchemist - EdWinrey Yu-Gi-Oh - YugiYami, YugiAtem, YamiSetoAtemSeto, JoeySeto, RyouBakura, MarikMalik Black Cat - TrainSaya, TrainSven Voltron - KeithAllura Speed Racer - SpeedTrixie, SpeedRex (brotherbonding) Trigun - VashWolfwood Maximum Ride - MaxFang (Fax), IggyNudge (Niggy) Eragon - EragonMurtagh Hardy Boys/Nancy Dre w - FrankNancy, JoeVan, JoeIola Case Closed - RachelConan, RachelJimmy Cardcaptor Sakura - SyaoranSakura, YueYukito, TouyoYue, TouyoYukito Shinzo - MushraYakumo, SagoBinka Twilight - BellaEdward Mirage of Blaze - TakayaNaoe, KagetoraNaoe Danny Phantom - DannySam, TuckerJazz Batman Beyond - TerriMax, TerriDana Sonic X - SonicChris, ShadowChris Young Hercules - HerculesOC Cherub - JamesKerry He-Man - AdamTeela Ben 10: Alien Force - GwenKevin, BenJulie N.C.I.S. - Tony/Gibbs (father/son) Knight Rider - Michael Knight/KITT (friends) Favorite Character(s): Dragonball Z: Goku - He always makes me laugh and he's the most decent guy of all the DBZ characters. His personality is so cool and he is always there for his family and friends. Some people say he's a jerk for leaving his family and staying in Otherworld, but he was just doing it to protect them. Gohan - Don't get me wrong. I love Goten too, but Gohan's much more mature and stronger. They gave him great potential in the show, even letting him be the first to achieve Super saiyan 2. I feel for him, having to deal with school, and being The Great Sayaman, plus, having Videl breathing down his neck can't be easy. Inuyasha: Inuyasha - Although he has a tough guy attitude and hurts Kagome a lot, he's still a decent guy. He doesn't always show his feelings, but that's okay, because he makes up for that by saving Kagome whenever she needs him. Kagome - All I have to say is she is absolutely in love! Any girl who sticks with a guy who puts her through all the stuff Inuyasha puts her through definitely receives credit in my book. Sango - Sango is the kind of girl who looks after herself and knows how to deal with situations that other females wouldn't know how to handle. Case Closed: Jimmy/Conan - Being a teenager stuck in a little kid's body can't be easy, especially when he lives with his crush. Solving cases and giving Richard all the credit couldn't be easy. Rachel - I have to say I admire Rachel for waiting for Jimmy, even though she doesn't know that he's closer than she thinks. The strength and determination she shows day after day is amazing. Even through the peer pressure of going to find a new boyfriend, she waits for Jimmy. Samauri Deeper Kyo: Kyo - He may seem like he doesn't give a damn about anyone, but, just because he doesn't show his feelings doesn't mean he doesn't have any. His skills are amazing and they captivate me every time. Yuya - Travelling with a man with two seperate personalities must be hard. And falling in love with both of them must be harder. Mirage of Blaze: Takaya/Kagetora - He's so cute, yet, so clueless when it comes to Naoe's feelings for him. I just feel like shaking him and shouting, "He loves you, damnit!" But the fact that he doesn't force Naoe to leave convinces me that it's only a matter of time before his feelings come through. Naoe - Being rejected by a crush that's lasted forever must be hard, yet Naoe stays with Takaya through everything and shows his love for him over and over again. Shinzo: Mushra - He is so protective of Yakumo, it's so cute. How he looses his temper, but alway manages to come out ahead is bravery in itself. Yu-Gi-Oh!: Yugi Motou - Harboring a 5,000 year old pharaoh in your body can't be easy. With all the enemies and hardships he has to face, it's a wonder he doesn't give in. I love his looks, too. They are so cute and angel-like. You can't help but smile when he does. Also, when he's defending his friends, his determination makes me want to go out and gather all my friends to have a party or something. Yami/Atem - Losing one's memory can't be easy and sharing a body with a complete stranger can't help either. On the journey to recover his lost memories, he encounters many dangerous adversaries, including his own darkness. But, through it all, he never gave up. Seto Kaiba - I'm sorry. Is it just me, or am I the only one who's noticed he looks really good in a full white suit? Black Cat: Train/Black Cat/XIII - His skills are so precise and gracefull, it's hard to believe he's one of the good guys. But his loyalty to his friends make up for that and he can always be counted on in an emergency. Sven - Memories of his fallen friend constantly remind him of his seeing eye. The guilt and weight he carries on his shoulders must be heavy when he takes on the task of travelling with Train and Eve. Voltron: Keith - Being the leader and the one everyone looks up to for guidance takes a lot of endurance, skill, and courage. Against all the odds, he's always ready to lead his team into battle, no matter what the outcome. Bonanza: Little Joe - Being the youngest must take it's toll at one point or another. Luckily, he always has his family to stand by him. Plus, he's really cute. Adam - Level-headed and educated, he seems to think more logically than his younger brothers. Scenarios he puts himself in and gets himself out of have to be remembered as courageous and brave. Hardy Boys: Frank Hardy - He reminds me of myself on occassion. And the way he looks after his younger brother is admirable. Joe Hardy - An impetuous blonde with blue eyes and a sense of humor to boot. Who wouldn't love him? Maximum Ride: Max - My hero. She takes care of her flock, leads them all around the world, and all at the age of fourteen! She's a little out of it when it comes to her feelings for Fang, but she's still the strongest person ever. And the wings are cool too. Fang - Being second in comand, a lot of responsibility has to fall to him, that and his relationship with Max. Danny Phantom: Danny - Seriously, harboring a secret from his parents, being unpopular, and dealing with ghosts at every corner can't be the easiest thing in the world. Afterall, he is a hero. Sam - She is so strong for Danny when he's fighting ghosts, it's amazing. She sticks by him, no matter what happens and that is commendable. N.C.I.S.: Anthony Dinozzo (Tony) - He makes me smile in every episode and he's really cute. Abby - Love her personality! Gibbs - He reminds me of my parents, my dad mainly. Knight Rider: Michael Knight - I just love his personality and his loyalty to his friends. KITT - I would so want a car like him! Least Favorite Characters: Inuyasha: Kikyo - She's okay, but seriously needs a reality check. One minute, she's trying to kill Inuyasha, the next, she wants him to love her. What's up with that? Yu-Gi-Oh!: Tea/Anzu - Her friendship speals get a little old after a while. She's just annoying. I don't HATE her, but I'm not too fond of her being paired with Yami or Yugi. Couples I Can't Stand: Inuyasha: Sess/Kag - Okay, theses two have never had any feelings for each other. They meet once in a while, but that's it. No love interest at all! Kag/Nar - Who the hell came up with this pairing? Because they obviously need a reality check. Enemies, people, enemies. Miro/Inu - No, no, no, no, no. Miroku cannot be gay! Lecherous monk ringing any bells? Inu/San - Are you all blind?! They are just friends Miro/Kag - They are just friends travelling together. Plus, Miroku loves Sango and even asked her hand in marriage! Sess/Inu - Rivals! Not to mention they're brothers. Sure, I can read a good Inuyasha and Sesshomaru story as long as they're bonding or somthing, nothing more. Yu-Gi-Oh!: Yugi/Tea - I'm not for or against Tea bashing, but I do read it sometimes. I just can't see this pairing. Plus, I don't believe Tea really has any feelings for Yugi, anyway. Atem or Yami/Tea - They seem like a cute couple, but I seriously don't believe they belong together. Yami/Bakura - You have got to be kidding me! They are arch rivals! They don't fall in love with each other! Yugi/Ryou - They're best friends, not lovers. Yugi/Joey - See above one. Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed/Al (Elricest) - This is so sick. Yaoi is one thing. Incest is another. They are brothers for crying out loud and I refuse to write, let alone read it! Voltron: Keith/Lance - There is no way they can be gay. Keith has shown many times that he is in love with Allura. Lotor/Allura - Lotor wants to enslave Arus. Allura would never give in to him and all of a sudden claim that she loves him. Twlight/New Moon/Eclipse: Jake/Bella - Bella would never desert Edward, no matter what. Danny Phantom: Danny/Paulina - Paulina is a snob. She doesn't want Danny. She only wants more popularity and the 'Ghost-boy'. Danny/Valerie - I know they had a thing at first, but that was in the past. Danny can't date someone who wants to kill him. Danny/Vlad - Two words. ARCH. RIVALS. They in no way, shape, or form, love each other. No matter how desperate Vlad is. Story Status: NOTE: Some of my stories contain Yaoi. If you do not like Yaoi, please, don't read those stories and don't send me a review complaining about the couple. If you do, your review WILL be deleted/ignored! Note: All of my one-shots are exactly that, ONE-SHOTS! So, please, unless I mention that I will be adding another chapter, do NOT alert them. They will not be updated! Some of my stories are continuations of one another, but chapters will not be added to the stories themselves. Thank you. A Bada Storm! (Bonanza) - IN-PROGRESS! First chapter up! All It Takes Is A Kiss! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! For Violet Sand Dragon! AtemxYugi (Yaoi) All Your Fault! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Always His Son! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! An Angel's Heart! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - Sequel to On Angel's Wings! IN PROGRESS! Can't You See? (Hardy Boys) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Come In! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! InuKag Cries In The Night! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! One-sided InuKag Crying, When I Know You Can't Hear Me! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! TWO-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi) Embracing The Past! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi) Fear on the Horizon! (Bonanza) - ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE! Friends! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! THREE-SHOT! InuKag Going Home! (Mirage of Blaze) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! SONGFIC! NxT (Yaoi) He's My Son! (Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! SONGFIC! Here With You! (Maximum Ride) - ON HOLD! Fax. Sequel to Without You! If Only You Were Here! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! FatherSon fic. Trunks and Vegeta. Sequel to Silent Tears! Innocense Lost! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! Joe's Not So Big, Big Adventure (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Co-written with bonanzagal. Keep Your Friends Close, And Your Enemies Closer (Eragon) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! EragonMurtagh (Yaoi) Leaving You! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Fax. Sequel to "The Biggest Mistake". Let Me Be With You! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! InuKag. Sequel to" I Did It For You". Meant To Be! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! TrunksxPan NaoeTakaya Oneshots! (Mirage of Blaze) - IN PROGRESS! Another chapter added! NaoeTakaya (Yaoi) Never Say Never! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! InuKag On Angel's Wings! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! YYxY Chapter 20 has been posted. (Yaoi) Open Heart, Closed Window! (Inuyasha) - COMPLETE! TWO-SHOT! InuKag Phantom's Girl! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS Rejection! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi) Return To The Place Where I First Loved You! (Inuyasha) - FINALLY COMPLETE! InuKag Returning to You! (Case Closed) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! JimmyRachel Sacrifice! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS So Hard To Understand! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! POEM! AtemxYugi (Yaoi) Silent Tears! (Dragonball Z) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! FatherSon fic Trunks and Vegeta Take Care Of Him For Me! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi) Talking Things Through! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS Teddy Bear! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Special dedication. YYxY (Yaoi) The Biggest Mistake! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Special dedication. Fax The Christmas Miracle! (Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! The Christmas Wish! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY (Yaoi) The Darkness Is My Friend! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 4 of 4. The Darkness Outside! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 1 of 4. The Darkness Takes Over! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 3 of 4. The Darkness Within! (Bonanza) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Part 2 of 4. The Prodigal Son! (Hardy Boys) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Thoughts on a Certain Girl! (Case Closed) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! JimmyxRachel Without You! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! Fax Words Unspoken! (Maximum Ride) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Fax You'll Be There To Catch Me! (Danny Phantom) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! DxS Yugi, I Have A Question! (Yu-Gi-Oh!) - COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! YYxY Special thanks to icantunloveyou for allowing me to write the last chapter to their story Get A Date With Danny Phantom! I sincerely appreciate it. About my writing: I tend to write when I'm upset, depressed, or something/someone gives me a spark of inspiration. Usually, watching a show gives me new ideas, or other ideas for currently typed stories. I don't update a whole lot, which is mainly my reason for posting one-shots. I do, however, approve requests for sequels to my one-shots, though they will remain as one-shots and the sequel(s) will be posted seperately. I started writing at the age of 10 in fifth grade. Not having many friends has given me the courage and inspiration to write stories about my most favorite topics of all, television! I didn't like middle school, or high school for that matter, so it wasn't unusual to see me with a notebook and pen. Most of the time, when I was supposed to be doing school work, I was working on stories instead. Needless to say, I still graduated from high school. My main inspiration through the years has been a sort of hero of mine. Michael Landon. A lot of people don't know who he is and that's understandable. He starred in the famous western TV series "Bonanza", then played Charles Ingalls on "Little House on the Prairie", and finally wrote, directed, and starred in his own TV show "Highway to Heaven". When I found out that Michael had written several of the shows, it inspired me to try my hand at writing stories. What came out of it, you ask? The author you see before you today. Of course, I still make mistakes and I still get Writer's Block, but that's all helping me become a better author in the future. I can tolerate Yaoi (heck, I write it), but please, do not pressure me into becoming gay or bi. I'm happy the way I am. The only thing I cannot stand is incest. It's just sick and wrong. Siblings are just that, siblings. Thank you for reading my rant. I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A CHALLENGE BEFORE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO CHALLENGE ME, PLEASE, PM ME. 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. YOU LAUGH, I LAUGH; YOU CRY, I CRY; YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF, I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. The sky is not the limit. They proved that when people set foot on the moon. Boyfriends stab you in the heart, best friends stab you in the back, but true friends don't carry knives. The worst thing about getting lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth. Anger is like a balloon. Keep it in for too long and it pops. Then it leaves you to clean up all the mess. People say love is magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will shatter my soul. Don't let him take you higher with his words, cause the higher you are, the harder you fall, and trust me, you always fall. Saying you can still be friends is like your mom saying you can keep your dead dog. I can forgive you but I can never forget and I hope you know that you lost my respect. A good friend knows what is the matter with you in one minute, although they may not seem like a good friend after telling. If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then does absolute powerlessness make you pure? Man has to suffer, it's the only way they learn. Someone who always gets what they want, will lose everything in the end. No one can ever truly forget, they just misplaced the memory. You can never get rid of your nightmares. If you do, it's like taking away your courage. Love is eternal, as is hate, but it's better to think of the positive than the negative. Friends will say, "You deserved better." Best friends will call him and say, "You will die in seven days." "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a fork!" Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most. Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible." never tried to slam a revolving door. Don't follow me...I'm lost too. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. What happens when you get scared half to death twice? If you can't convince them, confuse them. You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor. Warning: Dates in calender are closer than they appear, Ha ha...I don't get it. A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying, "Let's do it again!" This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run away from Bob. NEW! www.myspace.com/no1butjoe is the place to go if you have any questions, concerns, or comments regarding my stories that you don't want to leave in a review. See my blog on there for more details. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up." Sorry I'm late. I got into a fight with my rice krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck that Asshole." You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird. If you're nice, u can call me honey. If you're sweet, you can call me sweety. If ur hot, u can call me tonight! Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break. . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes? I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse. Advice That Guys Should Take: WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY WHEN SHE KICKS AND PUNCHES WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER WHEN SHE IS SCARED WHEN SHE HOLDS YOU HANDS WHEN SHE IS SILENT WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS WHEN SHE IS SHY WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. Love Quotes: I'm Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You, o.O.o.O.o.O.o Meeting You Was Fate, o.O.o.O.o.O.o The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To o.O.o.O.o.O.o A heart is not a play thing, o.O.o.O.o.O.o They say it takes a minute to find a special person, o.O.o.O.o.O.o One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart o.O.o.O.o.O.o Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, o.O.o.O.o.O.o If you jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't. o.O.o.O.o.O.o I'm so sick of crying, so sick of trying. o.O.o.O.o.O.o Your Perfect: o.O.o.O.o.O.o I'm sorry about never trusting you. What I'm trying to get through is that o.O.o.O.o.O.o God made mud, God made dirt. God made boys so girls can flirt. o.O.o.O.o.O.o When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you. o.O.o.O.o.O.o Somewhere, there's someone If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile. DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If there are times when you just wanna annoy someone just for the heck of it copy this to your profile, If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile, If you have ever run into a door, or solid wall copy this to your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the world. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. Favorite Quotes: "Hope is an empty feeling that gives people false salvation." - The Art of Integrity by Airame Phantom (Danny Phantom) "Love doesn't exist. It's just a hopeless prayer, a pretence for life" Gohan in Tiny Little Fractures by chimney leaf (Dragonball Z) "We'll win together, or together we'll fall!" Yugi/Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh, episode 45 From Danny Phantom: Jack Fenton: For The Record, I Blame You. Mr. Lancer: (To Danny) Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher could be so difficult." Danny: What do you want, Skulker? Tucker (About Danny): Did he just did what I think he just did? Walker: I am your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and if necessary your executioner. Maddie: Jack, we can't lock the kids up in some medieval containment device. Jack: What's that, Danny? One of those stupid cat tests? I failed that and didn't turn out to be a cat... - Danny Phantom: The ultimate enemy Danny: (Seeing Desiree after regaining his powers)What do I do? What do I do? Danny: I think I should tell them. The Fenton Finder: Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not see the ghost right directly ahead. Mr.Lancer: Tucker Foley. Chronic tardiness, talking in class, repeated loitering by the girls locker room. - Danny Phantom: Mystery meat Sam: Ember? Jack: Ha, ghost kid. I was right. You were wrong ,ghosts exist. Ahahaha I never doubted it for a second. - Danny Phantom: Mystery meat Danny: I don't get it. This Ember McLain comes out of nowhere and suddenly shes the biggest thing since mp3s. Its so.. Danny: I still don't get why were not affected by Ember's music. Tucker: Embers not just about music shes an expression of my unique individuality. Danny: Strike three Tuck? Sam: Cootos Danny. You just set an all time speed record for drowning in the shallow end of the gene pool. Danny: She really wants to go to the dance. Danny: Easy Paulina you don't wanna hurt Sam. Paulina? Sam? Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! Beware! Danny: (Says aloud) How can I study? All I can think about is Sam. Danny: (To Sam) Wow, you broke into my locker, and scanned a similar photo? Wow you must like me... or your nuts. Danny: (To Tucker, while watching Sam battle Nightmerica) That might just be the coolest girl on the planet. Danny: Valerie, you don't wanna do this! Valerie: I don't hate you, Danny. It's because of you that I'm the most powerful ghost hunter in Amity Park. Danny: Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom isn't needed anymore. From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid, from a nice, normal family. (Pause) Now let's go get Mom and Dad out of jail. "Aw! But we brought the bat, with the word Fenton on it!" -Jack Fenton (Danny Phantom) "I'm a creature of the night, doomed to a family of morning people!" -Sam Manson (Danny Phantom) "If we work together, not as separate nations, but as one world, we can do this." - Danny Phantom "Time flies when you're magesticly scratching your butt." - Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom) From Yu-Gi-Oh! Joey: “Are we going or what?” Tea: (to Joey, Tristan, and Duke) Don't you guys ever get tired of being tired? Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late. (he turns and walks away) Kaiba: Don’t you have someone else to annoy? Zigfried: ...And now I summon the three goddess. The Goddess Urd, the Goddess Verdende and the Goddess Skuld. Kaiba: (to Zigfried) I'm throwing you out because I don't like you, not because I'm scared of you. Kaiba: (after Zigfried uses his goddesses to view his top 3 cards, which are all Blue-Eyes White Dragons) Judging by the expression on your face, I'm guessing my destiny looks pretty good. Zigfried: NO! This... isn't... over... Zigfried: I'll never beat Kaiba! Sugoroku: (to Tristan) You're a genius! Tea: Less talking, more climbing. Didn’t you learn your lesson last time? Tea: Good luck Joey: Hey Tristan! What's our plan! Yugi: "Ready or not Spirit, this is where you take over." Yami: "Hey Yugi...I'm not...you can't...this isn't a duel!" sees Tea watching "...Hello." YGOYGOYGOYGO After Yugi won the duel against the computer in the Kaiba Dome Joey: "So Yugi, about that Underdog card... you said it reminds you of someone..." Yami: surprised "I did? Yes, well...Um," to Yugi "A little help here?" winks and switches with a blushing Yugi Yugi: "Huh?...Oh, that's real mature, Pharoah!" still blushing and sees Joey "Er..." YGOYGOYGOYGO Tristan: "I can see it on your business card right now... Joey Wheeler, Executive Underdog." YGOYGOYGOYGO Campsite Yugi: "Joey, I don't think you're supposed to cook the candy bars..." Joey: "Back off, I know what I'm doing." YGOYGOYGOYGO Joey: "Hey, I got credentials too! I was placed second in the Duelist Kingdom Tournament!" Tristan: "Yeah, but I bet you can't even spell 'credentials'." YGOYGOYGOYGO Tristan: "Don't worry. Once I saw Joey play a video game for three days straight without blinking or nothin'." Tea: "Really? sigh Figures..." YGOYGOYGOYGO Joey: "I'm just gonna play dumb..." Tristan: "Play dumb?" YGOYGOYGOYGO Joey: "I gotta hand it to your brother... this virtual sand... it tastes just like real sand!" YGOYGOYGOYGO Rebecca: "Oh Grandpa, I'm just your everyday child genius. Genius. G-E-N-I-U-S." Joey: Very impressive, but can she spell 'obnoxious'?" Rebecca: "I HEARD THAT!" YGOYGOYGOYGO Kaiba & Mokuba walk into the dark room Joey: "Let's shut the door and run." Tea: scoldingly "Joey!" YGOYGOYGOYGO Joey: "Thanks Tristan. This is much better than da limo." Tristan: "...no one thinks you're funny, Joey." YGOYGOYGOYGO Joey to Malik: "Artichoke Head!" YGOYGOYGOYGO Joey: Lets hit the high road, folks. I'm sure there's someone else trying to take over the world back home. Tristan: You know, the scary thing is, he's probably right. YGOYGOYGOYGO "Tea, could you read me the story about the bunny?"- Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie YGOYGOYGOYGO "Victory means nothing, unless you can share it with the people you love. Because then, you're really a winner."- Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie Inuyasha Quotes: Inuyasha (while Kagome is hugging him after thinking he's dead): I'm alive, so stop blubbering. Kagome: (crying) I'm not blubbering. Inuyasha: Alright, then crying. Kagome: I'm not crying. Inuyasha: You are too. Kagome: Are not. Inuyasha: Are so. Kagome: Not. Inuyasha: Are so Kagome: Shut up and sit. (Inuyasha slam into the ground) Shippo: Now he's dead. Inuyasha -Line- Miroku: (about to attack)Yaaaaaah--ugggh!! (startled) Who are you? -Line- Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out. Kagome (runs into Inuyasha's arms) I was wrong. Kill him-Inuyasha -Line- Inuyasha (imitating Kagome): "I'm going home, stupid." Kaede: Inuyasha. Inuyasha: Huh, what? Kaede: That imitation was pathetic. Inuyasha (falls over) I'm a demon, not a comedian!-Inuyasha -Line- Miroku (after groping two girls rears): It's the hand, it's possessed by a demon. -Line- "I don't give a rat's ass who you are."- Inuyasha, Inuyasha -Line- Inuyasha (Kagome lean on Inuyasha's shoulder): Uhh, isn't this a little close, Kagome? Kagome: Deal with it, she's creeping me out. It's almost like she could spring to life any minute now. Inuyasha: That was your motivation? Kagome: What else would it be? Hey, get your mind out of the gutter and concentrate on what we're supposed to be doing! Inuyasha: Gutter? As if. You were the one who jumped me and started pressing flesh!- Inuyasha Maximum Ride Quotes: ~Murphy's 15 Other Laws... 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of ~ If you would ask me whether you are pretty, I’d say no. 100 things to do if you ever become a vampire… 1. Get struck by lightning... and live. 2. Go to the nearest McDonald's and order a blood cola and a raw hamburger...to the shocked faces of the employees. 3. GRAND THEFT AUTO!! 4. Stand on a busy interstate, in sunlight. PRETTY LIGHTS!! 5. Join a major league baseball team. 6. Order a bloody Mary at a bar and revel in the irony. 7. Do track&field. And a marathon. 9. Be the first to climb Mt.Everest... AND the Himalayas without injury. In one day. 10. Join the wrestling team. 11. Join the marines and talk back to the Drill instructors. 12. CATFIGHT!! 13. Crash a wedding or other type of party. 14. Revenge. 15. Go to the school and force them to make the lunch edible (not that you eat it,but their ruining all that good blood in your classmates) 16. Video tape the boys fighting over you. 17. Absolutely destroy the vending machine that won't work for you. 18. Sabotage a supermarket like costco. 19. Blow something up. 20. Walk on water. 21. Stop a speeding train. 22. Go to a petting zoo and suck the blood of the cutest, flufffiest animal you can find, to the horror of all the children watching... 23. Lift weights...with a cruise ship. 24. Go to an orthodontist and dazzle them with your perfect teeth. 25. Drink lots of alcohol...without the risk of a hangover. 26. Rob Fort Knox, London Tower, and the National Arsenal. 27. Repeatedly sing the song that never ends to the people you hate...you have all the time in the world ;P 28. Nuke something...without being ripped to atoms. 29. TAKE OVER THE WORLD SINGLE HANDEDLY!! 30. Take bullets to the head,without dieing. 31. Scuba dive...without an airtank. 32. Wrestle a shark. 33. Fight an alligator. 34. Race an ostrich. 35. Save someone. 36. Attempt to commit suicide...the human way. 37. Jump from the top of the Sears Tower. WATCH OUT BELOW!! 38. Win the olympics. All of them ;) 39. Win the lotto. 40. Become a superhero. 41. Impersonate Bill Gates, about how slow Cheetahs are. 43. Blow stuff up.For fun. 44. Go to space without a helmet!! 45. Make your own fireworks. 46. Stop a car going 80, with one hand. 47. Take the stairs... up a thirty story building,beating the people in the elevator. 48. Get revenge on the vending machine that ate your money. 49. Get the latest in military technology, and use it for your own evil designs. 50. Make a soda just for vampires...INTRODUCING BLOOD COLA!! 51. Kill a fictional villain with no personal injury. 52. Become president of the U.S.A.! 53. Win all the nobel prizes. 54. Go around the world in 80 minutes (hey,even vampires want to do some sightseeing.) 55. Read The Thousand and One Nights. 56. Learn everything. 57. Watch every horror movie with vampires involved and point out all the mistakes. 58. Scare the living daylights out of the big politcal people of the words. 59. Date a superstar. 60. Impersonate old, dead famous people. 61. Impersonate live famous people. 62. Be responsible for the latest crop circle scare, then rally up your fellow vampires, then steal a spaceship, then TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 63. Get thrown in the looney bin, rally up all the people there, break out and terrorize the world! 64. Vampire animals. Beware of the killer Butterfly. 65. Become world famous. As a serial killer. And never get caught. 66. Join a famous sport team and WIN EVERY GAME!! 68. Become a hitman/woman. 69. Hi-ho,hi-ho, It's a hunting people I go... 70. Stare at the sun. While in space. 71. Become a homicide bomber(it's usually a suicide bomber,but that wouldn't work for a vampire.) 72. Become a stalker. 73. Give new meaning to the term "Living Nightmare" (be afraid,be very afraid) over people...in a black limo. 75. Join a band and mesmerize everyone with your voice. 76. Break every Guiness World Record and re-publish the book. 77. Watch and memorize every movie and book. 78. Cause the next solar eclipse. Personally. 79. Make annoying people "magically" disappear. Forever. 80. Crush boulders with your bare hands. 81. "Witness" a 60 car pile up. IT WASN'T ME!! 82. Paint all the houses in town blood red. It looks so real shifty eyes 83. Wreck that stupid fancy shiny car thatr flipped you off for no good reason. 84. Be the first metal artist to use only their bare hands. 85. Impersonate Harry Potter and experience fans going wild over you. 86. Hotwire a laptop. Pretty lights!! 87. Sceam bloody murder. A lot. 88. Stab people in broad moonlight. 89. Become a supermodel. 90. Reinact WW2 dogfights... with or without the plane. 91. Attempt to get tattoos. 92. Make all the vampire myths come true. 93. "Out survive" every one on survivor. 94. Drive a bus. Into a moving train. And walk away. 95. Drive an ice cream truck around town and refuse it to anyone who asks. Especially little children. 96. Drill holes in your football team when you throw the ball. Oh man there goes my lunch... 97. Demand a Wii from nintendo. Or make one yourself. 98. Claim to be the long lost heir to some throne somewhere. With looks like that,who could refuse? 99. Redifine the word "prep." 100. Next time the teacher attempts to hand out homework, flash them your best smile and make them forget all about it TOP 14 REASONS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide. I don't obsess, I think intensely. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ... You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' "Roses are red, Fun Danny Phantom Facts ~In Reality Trip, there are 17 Guys in White members waiting for Danny at his house. Two of them are Operitives O and K. The others are all wearing hazard suits. ~In Reality Trip, the order that the gems are pressed is yellow, red, blue (form, life, fantasy). ~Danny has a poster of a rocket in his room named the "Explorer Hartman." ~In The Ultimate Enemy, when Danny's evil future self duplicates and is about to punch Danny, one of the duplicates' symbol is backwards. ~In Masters of All Time, the alternate Jack Fenton is first shown like the regular one, except with the ecto-acne, but the second time he shows up, in Maddies lab, he changes back to the way he looked in college (with the mullet and lab coat). ~In Masters of All Time, the alternate Vlad Masters is first shown wearing a casual outfit, but when he storms the lab, he is back in his black suit. ~When he was in college, Vlad had the same style of shoes as Danny! ~Danny dropped 34 beakers in his first month with ghost powers. ~The first answer to the CATs is "D." ~Danny's home number, cell phone number, and Vlad's number are all 555-1221. ~Danny had freckles when he was little. ~The Specter Speeder has been destroyed 2 times and trashed once. ~Skulker has appeared in 12 episodes. ~724 (as in locker 724 from Splitting Images) equals 13 if you add up all of the digits. ~Danny hates toast :( ~Danny Phantom first premiered on April 3rd, 2004. ~Doctor's Disorders was the first episode with Danny's symbol in the theme song sequence. ~In Forever Phantom, Danny loses his intangibility power right after getting hit with the ecto-stop-o-power-o-fier, but then phases through the school roof later. ~In Beauty Marked, there's a list of the names and pictures of several background girls. It's on Tucker's PDA and was shown when he was randomly picking girls to ask out. I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away. Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought... Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking. Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil! I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it. Define 'normal'. What is this "kindness" you speak of? Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change. The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten. I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit. I'm not insensitive. I just don't care. I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not. As I said before, I never repeat myself. Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else. Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Roses are Red Violets are blue When god gave brains, Where the hell were you!? If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature! Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after. EVER WONDER where we are heading... Why the sun lightens our hair, Why women can't put on mascara Why you don't ever see the headline: Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, Why the man who invests all your money is called a Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when If con is the opposite of pro, Why they call the airport "the terminal" MAJOR LOL: "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed Twilight or New Moon. You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas. When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward. You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and count along with the Breaking Dawn countdown. If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile. If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile You Know You’re Addicted To Twilight When… You have seriously considered cliff diving. At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth. Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’ Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’ Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn. Harry Potter is old news. You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary. You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns. People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests) It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities. You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery. Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions. Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring. You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time. It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts. It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you are convinced you really do have wings and Itex( aka Walmart or Microsoft or something) has put a chip in you to make the wings invisible and has erased all of your memories of being a bird kid, copy and paste this into your profile. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your profile If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile. Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer. --One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" If you enjoyed Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: No1butjoe Twilight Quotes: Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? - Edward Cullen I've decided that if I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. - Edward Cullen And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct? - Edward Cullen Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand... - Edward Cullen I hear voices in my heard and you're worried you're the freak? - Edward Cullen And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. - Seriously if u don't know who said that, u have issues Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk? - Bella Swan One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. Smart is sexy. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. Man: Where have you been all my life? Edward Cullen. sexier than you since 1901. Emmett Cullen, stronger than you since 1916. Jasper Hale. charming ladies since 1843. Alice Cullen. quirkier than you since 1901. Rosalie Hale. better than you since 1916. Bella Swan. danger magnet since 1987 25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL . 4. My mother taught me: LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC . 6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me: IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me: WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me: ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING . 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me: ESP. 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots. 24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care Love, P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Call me when it's safe to come home. The Dash I read of a man who stood to speak He noted that first came the date of her birth For that dash represents all the time For it matters not how much we own; So think about this long and hard. If we could just slow down enough And be less quick to anger, If we treat each other with respect, So, when your eulogy is being read -Linda Ellis How Will You Spend YOUR Dash? Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off. When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train. You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid! Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid. If something seems too good to be true, then it usaully is. Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. --If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. --If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile. --If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile. --If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. --If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile. --If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. --If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. --If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile! --If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. --If you absolutly love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile --If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile. --If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile --If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. --If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile --If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile --If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... Dates to look forward to: January 6th 2009 Maximum Ride Manga comes out!! Water Wings (fifth book in the maximum ride series!) March 16th 2009!! 12/12/08 Twilight movie! A funy blonde joke: Okay no offense to the blondes out there but I saw this on the internet and thought it was funny. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here." Joke #2 A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall. The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?" "A tornado!" she yells and gets away. The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?" "Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away. He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?" "Fire!" "Okay..." the man said and fired the gun. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (Also True!) Max: (to Fang) "You look like a kitty-cat." Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much) Fang: "There is one bright side to this." Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan! Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?" ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max." Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day... NCIS Quotes: "'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"~Tony DiNozzo, NCIS "Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?! First Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder and then McGee kills a cop! Did somebody break a mirror?!"~Gibbs, NCIS "Subtle approach. You serve the warrent, I'll shove my SIG in her face."~Gibbs, NCIS "Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"~Ziva David, NCIS NCIS Tony: hey Kate what's a six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense? starts with M Kate: murder (Tony counts the letters out then looks at her confused) Tony: no actually I was talking about motive. (Gibbs walks in) Tony: Hey boss, six letter word for a reason to commit a federal offense Gibbs: DiNozzo (exasperatedly) Tony: that's seven letters, boss Gibbs: whatever works NCIS (Tony rolls over to come face to face with a large iguana and quickly rolls out of bed aiming his gun at it) Tony: Hault! (Kate and Gibbs enter guns drawn and Kate gives Tony a look, Tony looks Down and grabs a chair) Gibbs: I need coffee.(Gibbs exits) NCIS (McGee is sitting at Tony's desk as Gibbs, Kate, and Tony enter from rescuing Tony who was kiddnapped) Gibbs: forget about it McGee he's alive NCIS Suspect: hey, aren't you going to get this thing off me (talking about deadmen's switch bomb around his neck that Gibbs is holdin onto) Gibbs: get it off yourself (He drops the switch) Suspect: AH! (nothing happens) Gibbs: boom NCIS (Tony pulls his cell phone out of his soda) Tony: want to know the secret to getting on Gibbs' good side? Ziva: yes Tony: so do I NCIS Tony: ...What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? B-M-W, B-M-G, B-A-S-F. And they’re all B’s. Gibbs: Ducky? Why would Abby go to a fat party? - Yankee White Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there's such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that, too. - High Seas Gibbs: I try so hard not to be wrong, don't I, Kate? Gibbs: Got your 911, Abs. What's up? Gibbs: What'd you find in his nose? Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda. McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky. Gibbs: Abs, do you have him? Gibbs: to a suspect Your track record for the truth is unimpressive. (McGee is trying to convince Abby to let him into the lab) Ziva: What is this place? Tony: (after Ziva caught him with her deodorant) I'm not Marine: What's your clearance? Gibbs: You know how I feel about coincidences, Abbs. Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir? McGee: In sixth grade I made the entire periodic table out of Tony: On your six boss. Hey you haven’t forgotten about that screen saver Ziva? Gibbs: My second wife played golf left-handed. Tony: Just think...if we die in here, your life would have had Gibbs: He's already dead. Rigor mortis is set in. Kate: I believe him. McGee: It's jazz, helps me clear my mind. BEST QUOTE/CHARACTER INTERACTION/MOMENT: Ziva: Oh, that hurt. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe | |||||||||||||||
1. A Bad Storm! » reviewsWhen Joe loses his memory, it's up to Adam to take care of him. Will Joe ever remember his family? And how much will this effect Adam?Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 10-21-092. Here With You! » reviewsMax thinks she's beginning to lose her mind. Full summary inside. Sequel to Without You! Told in Max and Fang's pov. Chapter 8 is up! R&RMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 5-27-07 - Max & Fang3. Unrelated! reviewsA man comes to the Ponderosa, claiming he's Joe's real father. Forced by the courts to go with his 'pa', Joe leaves the family he's loved, but learns a horrible secret about the man he's staying with! Warnings: mention of abuse. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! R&R!Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-09 - Complete4. Joe's NotSoBig, Big Adventure!What starts out as an argument over a bath ends up far more complicated than either Adam or Joe thought it would be. Done with bonanzagal as an RPG. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! R&R!Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Published: 8-3-09 - Complete5. An Angel's Heart! » reviewsSequel to On Angel's Wings! Yugi is an angel, sent from Heaven to save the world from Lucifer’s wrath. But a long and tiresome journey lies ahead. New friends, new enemies, and a love that must defeat all odds. ON HOLD! YYxY and SxJ Please, R&R!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Yūgi M. & Yami Yūgi6. On Angel's Wings! » reviewsWhat if Yugi was an angel, sent from heaven for some special purpose? And what if he didn’t know it yet? How will he and the others react? Please, R&R. Chapter 20 now posted! YYxY and SxJ COMPLETE!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,466 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 11-8-07 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete7. Fear On The Horizon! reviewsJoe finds himself in a dangerous situation when the town drunk goes on a rampage, robbing the bank and killing at least two - and taking Joe as a hostage! ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE! Please, R&R!Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete8. Embracing The Past! reviewsAfter the ceremonial duel, life for Yugi was more difficult than before. Everything reminded him of Atem. Maybe that’s why he gave up dueling for good. Slight alternate ending to the last episode. AtemxYugi COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Please, R&R!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-27-08 - Atem & Yūgi M. - Complete9. Yugi, I Have A Question! reviewsR&R! It's funny! ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE! YYxYYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-08 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete10. Can't You See? reviewsFrank Hardy becomes blind while trying to help his younger brother, Joe, on a science project. Please, R&R! ONE-SHOT! Char. death COMPLETE!Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-08 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete11. The Prodigal Son! reviewsIt’s been five years since Frank Hardy disappeared off the face of the earth, but, come Christmas, when someone threatens Joe Hardys’ life, a plainclothes detective is assigned to protect him. ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE! Please, R&R! P.S. The illness is made-up.Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-08 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete12. NaoeTakaya Oneshots! » reviewsJust a bunch of Naoe and Takaya oneshots. I'm also looking for story ideas, so let me know what you want to read in the future! Rated T just to be safe. ON HOLD!Mirage of Blaze - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 10-15-0713. Let Me Be With You! reviewsThis is for everyone who wanted Kagome and Inuyasha to be together in my other story 'I Did It For You' Please, R&R! COMPLETE!ONE-SHOT! InuKagInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-08 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete14. I Did It For You! reviewsKagome has to let Inuyasha go. Kagome’s P.O.V. Please, R&R! ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE! InuKagInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-08 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete15. Thoughts On A Certain Detective! reviewsSequel to “Thoughts on a Certain Girl”. Rachel has returned to her room, but her thoughts keep drifting - to a missing detective. Rachel’s P.O.V. Please, R&R! ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE!Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-08 - Ran M. & Shinichi K. - Complete16. All It Takes Is A Kiss! reviewsAfter the Ceremonial Duel, Atem chose to stay. So, trapped once again in the Millennium Puzzle, he stays in the present day world. For Violet Sand Dragon ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-11-08 - Atem & Yūgi M. - Complete17. All Your Fault! reviewsTea ditches Yugi for someone else. In an attempt to make himself feel better, he writes. Yugi's P.O.V. Please, R&R! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-08 - Yūgi M. - Complete18. The Darkness Is My Friend! reviewsPart four of four. Conclusion. Joe comes across an old 'friend', but appearances can be deceiving. Please R&R! ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE!Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-08 - Complete19. So Hard To Understand! reviewsA poem set after the Ceremonial Duel. Explanations inside. Please, R&R! COMPLETE! AtemxYugiYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-4-08 - Atem & Yūgi M. - Complete20. Come In! reviewsAs we all know, hanyous are looked down upon. But there is always one place Inuyasha can go where he will never be turned away. Where may that be you ask? Well, lets find out! Please, R&R! ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-3-08 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete21. Friends! » reviewsJust a oneshot I cooked up because I'm feeling really low and depressed. What comes out of it, you ask? You, the reviewers decide! Should Kagome and Inuyasha get back together? Rated T for language. R&R THREE-SHOT! COMPLETE!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 10-23-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete22. The Darkness Takes Over! reviewsPart three of four stories. The Cartwrights are stuck in the shack still, but Adam's health takes a turn for the worse. Also, a depressed Joe might leave his family - for good! Please, R&R! ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE!Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete23. Talking Things Through! reviewsA week after saving his friends and Gregor from the Men in White, Danny starts showing signs of depression. While sitting in his room, he begins to wonder why Sam and Tucker chose Gregor over him. DxS Please, R&R! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-08 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete24. Phantom's Girl! reviewsHe used to ask me if I’d like a lift home. He used to give me that silly grin whenever I came near him. But now he saves all of that for real girl in his life - and it isn’t me. DxS. Sam’s P.O.V. ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE! Please, R&R!Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-08 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete25. Leaving You!Love is a difficult thing to understand. And even harder to understand when two hearts are being torn in two different directions. Sequel to My Biggest Mistake! Max's P.O.V. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Please, R&R!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Published: 4-26-08 - Max & Fang - Complete26. Thoughts on a Certain Girl! reviewsJimmy as Conan stays awake at night, thinking of a certain girl who happens to be asleep in the next room. Jimmy’s P.O.V. Please, R&R! Sequel to come soon! Slight swearing! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-08 - Ran M. & Shinichi K. - Complete27. Meant To Be! reviewsRated M for reasons listed inside. Pan is out on a date and having the worst time, until her date ends up pushing things a little too far, resulting in catastrophic results. PanxTrunks. Pan’s P.O.V. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-18-08 - Pan & Trunks - Complete28. The Darkness Within! reviewsPart two of four. Set a few months after the first story. Please, R&R!Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-08 - Complete29. The Darkness Outside! reviewsPart one of four. A long lost son, a painful announcement, and the chance to make it all right. Please, R&R!Bonanza - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete30. Rejection! reviewsYami can’t get to Yugi, but it’s not for the reason you may think. YYxY. Yami’s P.O.V. Please, R&R! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-10-08 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete31. Returning to You! reviewsA little story I came up with when I got bored. Conan's leaving. R&R, please. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-08 - Ran M. & Shinichi K. - Complete32. Teddy Bear! reviewsWhen Yugi was a child, he had a stuffed teddy bear named Wuggles, but, somehow, it was lost when he moved with his grandfather. Now, one cold night, Yugi’s feeling lonely, even though Yami’s in the next room. YYxY Fluff! R&R! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-6-08 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete33. Crying, When I Know You Can't Hear Me! » reviewsJust an angst fic I wrote. I was having an off day, but I just couldn't write a fic that ended sadly, so, please, R&R. Part 2 now uploaded for all of you who wanted to see what happened when Yami and Yugi met up again. COMPLETE! TWO-SHOT!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 11-11-07 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete34. The Christmas Miracle! reviewsI know it's late, but I hope you enjoy anyway. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Please, R&R! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-07 - Frank H. & Joe H. - Complete35. The Biggest Mistake reviewsThis story is dedicated to a very, very good friend of mine. They know who they are! FAX! Please, R&R. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-07 - Max & Fang - Complete36. If Only You Were Here! reviewsSet a few years after Silent Tears, but can be read seperately. Please, R&R. VegetaTrunks fatherson moment. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-13-07 - Trunks & Vegeta - Complete37. Silent Tears! reviewsTrunks is excited. Father’s Day is quickly approaching and his school is inviting all the fathers to attend a special presentation. Unfortunately, come that day, Vegeta’s no where to be found! Please, R&R! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-2-07 - Trunks & Vegeta - Complete38. He's My Son! reviewsWARNING: TISSUE ALERT! I was even crying as I wrote this. Joe has been injured and may not make it. Fenton does the only thing he can – pray. Please, R&R. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-1-07 - Fenton H. & Joe H. - Complete39. Return To The Place Where I First Loved You! » reviewsMany of you wanted to know what happened with Naraku, Inuyasha, and Kirara. So, the answer is finally here! R&R. InuKag. COMPLETE, I promise!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 388 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 4-28-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete40. You'll Be There To Catch Me! reviewsHappy Thanksgiving! This is for all you DxS fans out there! R&R! Oneshot! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-22-07 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete41. Take Care of Him For Me! reviewsShe gasped as he gave her a long, sad look, then placed the object in her hands, whispering, “Take care of him for me”, before rushing back into the hell that awaited him. YYxY R&R. This is only my 2nd YGO fic. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-07 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete42. The Christmas Wish reviewsI know it's a little early for Christmas, but the explanation's inside. YYxY R&R. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-07 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete43. Words Unspoken! reviewsFull summary inside. Hope this makes up for my absense. R&R. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-07 - Max & Fang - Complete44. Keep Your Friends Close, And Your Enemies Closer! reviewsWARNING: CONTAINS SLASH! First Eragon fanfic. Please, be nice. Just what the story title says. R&R. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-26-07 - Eragon S. & Murtagh - Complete45. Open Heart, Closed Window! » reviewsKagome must do the unthinkable! TWO-SHOT! InuKag. R&R. COMPLETE!Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-14-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete46. Cries In The Night! reviewsJust a story I wrote because I had a crappy day at work. R&R if you like. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete47. Innocense Lost! » reviewsGohan has a difficult task ahead. He must fight himself! Chapter 9 is up! R&R COMPLETE!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 4-22-07 - Gohan & Goku - Complete48. Always His Son! reviewsNo matter what, Gohan will always have Goku! R&R ONE-SHOT! COMPLETE!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-07 - Goku & Gohan - Complete49. Sacrifice! reviewsNo summary really, but this one's definitely a tearjerker! TISSUE ALERT! SxD, of course. R&R. It even made me cry! COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-24-07 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete50. Going Home! reviewsBased on the song by Mary Fahl. Naoe's taking Takaya home, but where does Takaya consider home to be? R&R. First MOB fic. COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT!Mirage of Blaze - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete51. Without You! » reviewsAU: All those times she was hurt, he was there. All the times she was in trouble, he was there. But, now, when she's alone in a dank, dark, deep cage, he's no where to be found! Max's P.O.V. Fax! COMPLETE!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-19-07 - Max & Fang - Complete52. Never Say Never! » reviewsKagome has a special request for Inuyasha, but, will he figure it out in time? Last Chapter up. COMPLETE!Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-7-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
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