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since: 06-22-06, id: 1073238, Profile Updated: 12-01-09
country: United States
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Author has written 26 stories for House, M.D., Bones, CSI, Moonlight, Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Twilight.

I'm a writing addict who lives in the Southwestern United States. I am officially a member of the collegiate conglomeration between the ages of 18 and 24. Where? Like I'm telling you...

If you're interested in my original stuff I'm going to start posting it here. There's other stuff there too that ranges from babbles about college to opinions about things I learn in journalism classes. I also have microblog here on Tumblr. Great site. And you can follow me on Twitter @TobieWanKenobi.

Kat and I also have a joint pen-name for our wiked awesome Torchwood and Dr. Who stories-- together we're insanity weekly. Fitting don't you think?

The MagaBlog

What is MagaBlog you ask? Well, my friend Eden and I have teamed up to create the online, social media MAGAzine/Blog (Get it? MagaBlog?) of the 21st Century in hopes of helping readers make the most of everything social media has to offer through articles, interviews, links, and whatever else we can think of. You can also follow us on Twitter at @TheMagaBlog. It may not sound like much, but we have big things planned for this little blog :)

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Quotes:

"I'm not insane, that's just what the tests say."

"Save a squirrel, save the world."

"Refresh my memory, what's sleep again."

"I'm hok'd on foniks"

"that's screwed up logice right there. what kind of teacher writes you up for actually working on your article out in the mall area, but then completely ignores the fact that you're playing poker during class!"

"Fuck me sideways,"
"Wouldn't that hurt?"
--From one of Bella's fics

"Fuck you,"
"In your dreams,"
"Every night,"
"Wait-- what?"

"Those bunnies are reproducing like rabbits!"

"Hey Gracie, would you help me break international copyright laws?"

"Why is he running through there? It's cactus season!"

"With his fingernails?"
"No Trishna, with his fingerhammers,"

"The '90's were just leftover crap from the 80's and the 80's were leftover crap from the 70's and the 70's were..."
"Leftover crap from the 60's?"
"No, they were the LSD babies of the 60's, and the 60's were just LSD,"

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1. Webs » reviews
Booth's life takes on sudden complications when his past meets his new life. Crossover with BtVS and Angel. For details, inquire within.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 1-16-09 - S. Booth
2. Sheep in Wolf's Clothes » reviews
When two amnesiac teenagers turn up in Forks, Charlie takes it upon himself to help them until their parents are found. Bella is ecstatic, but when a series of events turn things upside down, no one is sure where allegiances lie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 4-13-09
3. Normalcy » reviews
Skylar Evans is being plagued by a strange blue box; at home, at the park, at her school... What is it? And what's causing the horrible electrical storm over her school? Well, there's only one way to find out. For details, inquire within.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 6-23-08
4. With a Little Help from My Friends » reviews
After the Lurie interrogation, Sara is feeling a bit down. Can a visit from a misanthropic doctor from Princeton lift her spirits? Throw in a loud mouth college student, a socially awkward forensic anthropologist from D.C., and a brooding bugman and thing
CSI - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 12-15-08 - Sara S.
5. Water is Thicker than Blood » reviews
They say that blood is thicker than water. Allison Cameron and Sara Sidle proved them wrong. Through the triumphs and tribulations in their lives, they’re always there for each other no matter what. Crossover with House M.D.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,772 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 11-4-07
6. Gunshot Residue » reviews
Normalcy was a concept I lost 8 years ago when my mother died. Looking back though, things were a hell of a lot more normal then than they are now. Torchwood leaves a lot to be desired as far as normalcy is concerned.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 8-23-08
7. Welcome to Cardiff » reviews
Takes place either season 1 or 2- House and the Duckies go to Cardiff, Wales for a medical conference. While there, bits and pieces of the puzzle that is Allison Cameron fall into place. Xover with Torcwhood & Dr. Who. Rated K . Hameron!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 3-17-08
8. Snapshots » reviews
Snapshots of the lives of the Squint Squad and family— triquel to Green Beer and Fluffernutter, sequel to Just About Anything... rated K pairings: B&B, Hodgela, Tack, Scam...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 3-31-08
9. Doctor Who: The IB Chronicles » reviews
IB students accomplish great things while in high school. What many of them don't realize is that some of their accomplishments may not happen in the classroom, or the school...or their century for that matter. Better than it sounds, see inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 3-5-09
10. Rory » reviews
AU. The lives of Dr. Temperance Brennan and 15yearold Orianna Brennan are turned upside down when family secrets come to light. Spoilers: 2x11 “Judas on a Pole” through 2x21 “Stargazer in a Puddle”. Pairings: B&B, Hodgela. Rated T. R&R PLEASE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 1-5-08
11. That is so Welsh reviews
Funny, it’s not the first time he’s said that to her. At least, she thinks it isn’t.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-4-09 - Jack H. & Gwen C. - Complete
12. Invisible reviews
It had always felt as though he were invisible. Just the office boy in the tourist shop who cleaned up the messes and made the coffee. This just proved it.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-09 - Ianto J. - Complete
13. Myfanwy reviews
“Isn’t that your pterodactyl?” Gwen asked, pointing up at the dinosaur that was circling overhead. I don't really know how to summarize this...just look inside
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-4-09 - Complete
14. Who's on First reviews
A visiting alien has caused a sudden heat wave in Cardiff. Perfect baseball weather. Based on the Abbott and Costello sketch: Who’s on First? I don’t really know what I was thinking, but read if you want a laugh.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete
15. Aftermath » reviews
The events that transpire after the end of Two's Company, Three's a Murder. Read and find out who survived! Pairings: BB, Hodgela
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete
16. This Isn't What it Looks Like reviews
When Beth brings her niece along to drop something off at Mick’s- her niece finds something shocking in the kitchen. Humorous one-shot
Moonlight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 5-20-08 - Complete
17. Panic at the Clinic reviews
Chase's super cool friend Logan sends him an awesome video she found on YouTube. Who filmed this amazing footage? What does House know about it? Is this the lamest summary you've ever read? Cameos from Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from P!ATD.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete
18. Just About Anything » reviews
Picks up where Green Beer and Fluffernutter left off. Hodgins and Angela are preparing for their wedding, Zack and Tobie are still going strong, and life is changing fast for Brennan but in a good way. What's in store next for the unusual family? R&R!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,821 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 5-23-07 - Complete
19. Don't Die on Us reviews
Just a little oneshot I couldn't help but write: When someone close to the team falls deathly ill, how will they cope? Not how you're thinking I can guarentee that... slight spoiler warning for Frozen... ok major spoiler warning...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete
20. Two's Company, Three's a Murder » reviews
When Booth's girlfriend, Jessica, begins to see the chemistry between our favorite couple, what will happen? As Jealousy sets in, no one is sure what to think...COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 8-23-07 - Complete
21. The Weirdest Crossover Ever » reviews
what happens when you cross Bones with Doctor Who? Throw in two crazy fan girl authors and you get the weirdest crossover fic ever! full summary inside :D
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,296 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 4-8-07 - Complete
22. A Crossover Feat Angela Montenegro: Matchmaker! reviews
Hodgins and Angela take a little trip to PPTH and have an interesting runin with some of our favorite doctors :D cross with Bones. hameron and hodgela pairings.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-4-07 - Complete
23. The Devil's Dance Floor » reviews
Song Fic based on Flogging Molly's Devil's Dance Floor. House and Cam share a bottle of Irish Whiskey on St. Paddy's Day...so many possibilites...so little time... sequel up: Changes
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 3-4-07 - Complete
24. Green Beer and Fluffernutter » reviews
ok so i suck at summaries but basically Booth, Brennan, and the Squint Squad in an Irish Pub on St. Patrick's Day. Need I say more? Finale Chapter up! chants tobie has a secret...tobie has a secret...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,190 - Reviews: 258 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete
25. Adventures in Oz » reviews
Brennan finds herself in a strange land where Angela is a witch, Booth is a brainless scarecrow, and everything else in between :D Please R&R FINISHED!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 4-13-07 - Published: 3-20-07 - Complete
26. Utter Randomness » reviews
boulders, fluffernutter, and scared wombats, oh my! how do these 3 things tie together? well, read the story and find out! rated T for language and references my first ficish thing so please read and review! please? puppy dog eyes
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete
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