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| Monkey Ruler |
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Author has written 24 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, Sky High, Harry Potter, Covenant, Naruto, Supernatural, MirrorMask, and Star Trek: 2009. Sorry for not updating in so long. I am a horrible person. To Anonymous Reviewers who say stories are pieces of shit~ I'm pretty sure this is the same person, because it's the same story, and the same insult. But really, I'm not that impressed. The first flame was a little disconcerting at first. "This is nothing but a piece of shit story with a stupid idea. Get your lameass fic Punic here and come up with something better. Having a Naruto fic based on Thumbelina and having yaoi in it. What a friggin' idiot." After all, who wants to hear that their story is shit? Yeah, this is fanfiction, there isn't really anyone to impress, but I don't think this is the worst writing I've done. In fact, compared to my earlier stories, this is gold. But then I began to dissect what your main issues were with the story, and disregarded you as needlessly confrontational. Yes, I like Thumbelina. It was my childhood movie. Yes, there is gayness in this story. There is a lot of gayness everywhere, and to combine Naruto and Thumbelina in my mind should equate to a lot of gayness. I will not get started on the word Punic. Unless it is some new slang I am unaccustomed to, the reference to inconsequential historical events has no bearing on whether or not you think my story sucks. Then, not four chapters later, I receive another anonymous review. "Your fic is nothing but a piece of shit just because of a stupidass concept of making a yaoi Naruto fic with the" Yes, that is the end of it. I thought there was more too. I even looked at the reviews from the actual fanfiction website, because I thought my email had cut it off. Apparently this person was so angry about my story, they couldn't even finish their sentence. I am just that good. While this may just be a gratuitous rant over how useless this whole situation is... there is no but. This is me venting publicly about anonymous reviewers. If you don't like what is in the summary, for it warns about it both being based on Thumbelina and having an abundance of gay love, then don't bother telling me how you don't like it. If you do not like the gays, or the thumb sized cartoons, then don't push your poor writing on me. It's not going to change anything about the story. It's just going to make me angry for no reason. Thank you for reading. Much gay love, Monkey Ruler Future works: A Sinister Tale (X-Men: Evolution) mild ROMY and JONDA amongst some other things It's--you guessed it! An Essex story. How typical of me. Flying Off (X-Men: The Movie) Jogue? Pyrogue? However you say it. And Romy. Maybe eventual Jonda, because they're sweet and unstable together. Rogue runs away from the mansion, set in the third movie, blah blah blah. How Wanda Became A Big Girl (X-Men: The Movie with a touch of Sky High) JONDA Can be seen as a prequel to my Sky High stories. No OCs, though, unlike my Sky High story. So it can be read separately and you won't have to burn your eyes out for even THINKING of reading a story with an original character. | |||||
1. Don't Fear the Reaper » reviewsReaper!verse. Bones always hinted that he was older and more jaded than Jim assumed. Jim assumed that he knew everything just by reading Bones' file. But Jim didn't know who Reaper was, and just how old that made Bones.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-19-13 - Published: 6-7-12 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk2. Shut Up and Let Me Go » reviewsJennifer Lucille Warren is socially inept, hates the world, and hates herself. And yet she can't seem to kill herself, no matter how hard she tries. ReidxOC with bits of TylerxOCCovenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,412 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 6-19-13 - Published: 5-25-10 - Reid G. & Tyler S.3. A Wager » reviewsHe thought having an all-powerful psychopath as a sister was enough of an ego-crusher. Now he has to try and seduce the bitchiest skunk in Bayville. As if it wasn't impossible enough, now he has a rival. Rietro vs Romy mainly, along with a few others.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,223 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 4-23-13 - Published: 7-21-09 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Rogue/Anna Marie4. Thumbuto » reviewsA tiny, thumb-sized Naruto made just for a lonely Iruka. But with a prince charming like Gaara, who needs a happily ever after? Naruto would be happy with just finding home. AU based on Thumbelina. WARNING: this has gay loveNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 6-17-12 - Published: 4-24-11 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete5. A Dastardly and Cunning Plan » reviewsHarry and the gang repeat their seventh year, and Draco feel the needs to protect his loyal subjects from the abuse they are subjected to from the winning side of the war. Goodbye 7th book epilogue. Eventual DM/HPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,585 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 1-31-12 - Published: 8-14-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.6. JEM incorporated » reviewsIt's been years since Warren last saw her. He's a superhero, now, and pretty damn good at it. He just gets a little out of hand sometimes. WxOC, third in the Pyrophobe series.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 3-14-11 - Warren P.7. I've Always Wanted to Join a CircusAnd when he does, he gets a little more than he's bargained for. But that's not to say it isn't fun regardless.MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Published: 6-26-11 - Complete8. A Series of Shorts » reviewsMostly fluff and humor. Fourth chapter: Castiel wakes upSupernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 5-18-11 - Dean W. & Castiel9. Cabin Fever » reviewsShe is a normal girl, from a normal world, that is pulled into insane world of pirates, angels, and hot men. And just what you would expect when a Supernatural fan gets to live in the show, no one is safe from gay jokes. mentions of SamxGabriel Dean/CasSupernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-6-11 - Published: 5-3-11 - Gabriel & Sam W. - Complete10. The Melodramatic Ramblings of the Pyro » reviewsSequel to the Pyrokinetic Pyrophobe: And of course, I put the burnt up chocolate wrapped in equally burnt foil in my pocket. Because even though it's a pitiful excuse for a gift, I can't part with something that Warren the Great has given me. WxOCSky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,919 - Reviews: 278 - Updated: 3-14-11 - Published: 2-18-08 - Warren P. - Complete11. The Morning After reviewsA devastating earthquake hits Japan, but as Magenta's been trying to tell everyone, she is. not. Japanese. Companion piece to my Emily OC storiesSky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-11 - Magenta - Complete12. The Fight reviewsIt was a battle. An epic battle. Rated for language.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-10 - Avalanche/Lance A. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete13. Jack Frost's Worst Halloween Ever reviewsBobby has the most brilliant costume he's ever had in his life. Everybody else just doesn't realize it.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-09 - Iceman/Bobby D. - Complete14. Merry Christmas Emily Perkins reviewsIt's Christmas! Time for eggnog, fuzzy feelings, and presents. Well, for Emily Perkins, one out of three ain't so bad. A short one-shot based on my other stories. With OCs. So if you haven't read them... Be confused.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-08 - Complete15. The Serenade reviewsLance wants Kitty to talk to him again. Rogue just wants to sleep.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-19-08 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. & Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete16. The Pyrokinetic with Pyrophobia » reviewsEmily Perkins, named after actress Emily Perkins, has one little tiny secret she tries to keep hidden, and fails the first day of school. Sucks, right? WarrenOC ish with a hint of X-MenSky High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,300 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete17. This is a Story of a Girl Named Roguey » reviewsIn a world of psycho roommates, mutant protesters, and stalking Cajuns, how is a Rogue ever to survive? How the hell should I know? I don't even know where I'm heading with this story. Fun, eh? Rated for Language. This Week: Surprise visitors!X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,761 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 4-15-07 - Rogue/Anna Marie & Gambit/Remy L.18. Thanksgiving With the Brotherhood reviewsA semicompanion piece to So Cold I Could See My Breath and Returning the Smile You Had From the Start. The Brotherhood sit down for Thanksgiving dinner.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-23-07 - Complete19. Great, First Mutant Manor, Now the Baxtor Building » reviewsCurrently in the Harry Potter books. The summary is in the first chapter due to laziness. On permanent HIATUSX-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 43,055 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 11-2-0620. The Aftermath reviewsSequel to 'Another Stowaway', where Remy Lebeau, mutant convict, hitches a ride in the trunk of an angry and somewhat delusional Rogue. This is the aftermath. PS Angelique is a name I thought would suit them, seeing as Remy is zeh image of zeh devilX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-19-07 - Rogue - Complete21. So Cold I Could See My Breath reviewsHave you ever been insulted by everyone you thought you ever loved? Making a decision that could turn everyone against you, but at the same time make you happier than you've ever been? Sequel to 'Returning the Smile You Have Had From the Start'X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-2-07 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete22. Another Stowaway reviewsThree years ago Wolverine found a scared mutant hiding in his car. What chaos will ensue now that Rogue has found a smirking Cajun stowing away in the back of her truck?X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-07 - Rogue - Complete23. Returning the Smile You Have Had From the Start reviewsEven when Rogue was trying and failing to get drunk off of root beer, she still enjoyed making the tough rock tumbler turn a healthy shade of dark red.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-19-07 - Rogue/Anna Marie & Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete24. Mus Musculus Mammalian reviewsA villain so evil, so vile, no power can compare. No one can stop it. It is the mouse. NOTE: For some reason, Scott is alive in this fic, even though it's supposed to be after X3. And we're going with the alternate scene, where Rogue didn't take the cureX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-07 - Rogue - Complete
