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Author has written 15 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, Sky High, and Harry Potter. This is probably where I put a nice detailed paragraph about myself, along with my likes, dislikes, and somewhat liberal views when it comes to politics, but since I'm both modest and wary of online predators, my name is Monkey (mun-kee) Halted Works: Oh Great, Another One - On Hiatus Due to Idiotic Computers Great, First Mutant Manor, Now the Baxtor Building - Surprisingly, the main character's powers are almost exactly like Kiden Nixon, an actual mutant. So that story will probably get dumped. Summary: You could say I was a pretty average girl. I live in a nice, big ol' mansion filled with teenage mutants, my best friend is a player constantly being attacked by a blond assassin, I go to gym every day at four o'clock with a nice buff trainer, Logan, oh, and I can bend time and space. Not to mention I used to work for a psychotic preaching mutant with a bucket on his head. Yup, lifes pretty normal for me. Rated mainly for language. This is a Story of a Girl Named Roguey - Title should be sung to the tune of the Brady Bunch. I'm working on a new chapter, but I have a little bit of a writer's block for this one. It's probably because I went a little overboard in the plot area. Preview of future works: A Sinister Tale (X-Men: Evolution) mild ROMY and JONDA amongst some other things “'S m' debt paid now, M'sieur Essex?” Essex sat back, considering the man. He was a far better employee than any of his human assistants have been. But the man was much too rebellious to ever be considered a candidate as one of his assistants. Lone jobs were all he required of him. “Gambit, you are familiar with the X-Men, yes?” He asked, completely ignoring his question. “Juste en peu.” Gambit shrugged, a deck of cards in his hand and being shuffled. A nervous tick? Or a mindless habit a thief might have to occupy his skilled fingers? A weakness, either way. A chink in the man's armor. “Have you ever encountered a young mutant named Rogue?” Red on black eyes narrowed at clear red, regarding the pale figure with a suspicious glance. A slip-up that lasted a second. Gambit continued shuffling his cards, once again staring lazily at Essex as if he weren't concerned at all. As if the boy wasn't on guard. Essex smiled coldly. Smart boy. Flying Off (X-Men: The Movie) Jogue? Pyrogue? However you say it. And Romy. Maybe eventual Jonda. Even though she hates Bobby right now—hates him with a passion—she finds that she's hating her powers even more. What fucking good have her powers done for her? She can only think of the bad. She tacked off a little list. First, she put her first kiss in a coma. Then, she almost killed Logan. Twice, actually. Her powers got her kidnapped by a cape wearing lunatic, in which she almost died. It gave her a killer migraine sometimes from all the talking going on in her head. She hurt people. She saw the shock and the veins and the fear in all their faces. They made her an endless butt of John's jokes. Past-tense, of course, now that he was buddying up with her attempted murderer. They made her stupid-ass boyfriend cheat on her. And that was only the list she made up on the spot. If she thought about it some more, the list would probably never end. She didn't like it, but like the assholes shooting at the panicking red-clad losers in Logan's Run easily deduced, she realized who she was. A runner. When her powers manifested and everyone was freaking out, she ran. When she thought the professor was mad at her, she ran. And now? She was running. And she ran into Logan. How Wanda Became A Big Girl (X-Men: The Movie with a touch of Sky High) JONDA It's a dark setting in which our heroine is placed. Tall, thick, emerald green trees hid the sun from her current home. Which was a tent. A green one. All of the tents there were green. And there were many. All placed above a large metal dome underneath the ground, hid with a thick layer of dirt. Like a bomb shelter with many many people surrounding it. She hated most of them. And they were miles away from bearable civilization. It was utterly boring. “Scarlet Witch!” “What, minion.” Wanda sighed in a bored fashion. A twist of her fingers and the twigs on the crappy excuse for a dirt ground twisted themselves into puppets and started the can can. “It's Manon, Scarlet Witch.” Wanda decided to ignore the correction and glared at the puny insignificant being head on. The twigs collapsed and she stepped forward, destroying the twigs with her big bulky boots. Minion twitched at the cracking sound. An Untitled Rietro “Your lips. They're red. Not purple. You changed lipstick colors.” Pietro insisted. “No, Ah didn't.” Rogue insisted back. “Oh god. You're delusional, aren't you? Listen. I'm used to dealing with insane violent women. Your lips are red. Not purple. Your eyes aren't purple, either. It's creepy. Fix it.” “It's cause Ah'm hardly wearin' any makeup at all, asshole. Includin' any lipstick ya seem to be so crazed about.” Her lips weren't red like some crackwhore or anything. They were just a shade darker than usual folks. And seeing as how she was abnormally pale, well, the mistake that she was wearing red lipstick could be made, “And you're the creepy one.” | |||||||||
1. A Wager » reviewsHe thought having an all-powerful psychopath as a sister was enough of an ego-crusher. Now he has to try and seduce the bitchiest skunk in Bayville. As if it wasn't impossible enough, now he has a rival. Rietro vs Romy mainly, along with a few others.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 7-21-09 - Quicksilver & Gambit2. The Melodramatic Ramblings of the Pyro » reviewsSequel to the Pyrokinetic Pyrophobe: And of course, I put the burnt up chocolate wrapped in equally burnt foil in my pocket. Because even though it's a pitiful excuse for a gift, I can't part with something that Warren the Great has given me. WxOCSky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,819 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 2-18-08 - Warren P.3. Jack Frost's Worst Halloween Ever reviewsBobby has the most brilliant costume he's ever had in his life. Everybody else just doesn't realize it.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-09 - Iceman - Complete4. A Dastardly and Cunning Plan » reviewsHarry and the gang repeat their seventh year, and Draco feel the needs to protect his loyal subjects from the abuse they are subjected to from the winning side of the war. Goodbye 7th book epilogue. DM/HPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,929 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 8-14-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.5. Merry Christmas Emily Perkins reviewsIt's Christmas! Time for eggnog, fuzzy feelings, and presents. Well, for Emily Perkins, one out of three ain't so bad. A short one-shot based on my other stories. With OCs. So if you haven't read them... Be confused.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-08 - Complete6. The Serenade reviewsLance wants Kitty to talk to him again. Rogue just wants to sleep.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-08 - Shadowcat & Rogue - Complete7. The Pyrokinetic with Pyrophobia » reviewsEmily Perkins, named after actress Emily Perkins, has one little tiny secret she tries to keep hidden, and fails the first day of school. Sucks, right? WarrenOC ish with a hint of X-MenSky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,532 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete8. This is a Story of a Girl Named Roguey » reviewsIn a world of psycho roommates, mutant protesters, and stalking Cajuns, how is a Rogue ever to survive? How the hell should I know? I don't even know where I'm heading with this story. Fun, eh? Rated for Language. This Week: Surprise visitors!X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,039 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 4-15-07 - Rogue & Gambit9. Thanksgiving With the Brotherhood reviewsA semicompanion piece to So Cold I Could See My Breath and Returning the Smile You Had From the Start. The Brotherhood sit down for Thanksgiving dinner.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-07 - Complete10. Great, First Mutant Manor, Now the Baxtor Building » reviewsCurrently in the Harry Potter books. The summary is in the first chapter due to laziness. On permanent HIATUSX-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,782 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 11-2-0611. The Aftermath reviewsSequel to 'Another Stowaway', where Remy Lebeau, mutant convict, hitches a ride in the trunk of an angry and somewhat delusional Rogue. This is the aftermath. PS Angelique is a name I thought would suit them, seeing as Remy is zeh image of zeh devilX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-07 - Rogue - Complete12. So Cold I Could See My Breath reviewsHave you ever been insulted by everyone you thought you ever loved? Making a decision that could turn everyone against you, but at the same time make you happier than you've ever been? Sequel to 'Returning the Smile You Have Had From the Start'X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-2-07 - Rogue - Complete13. Another Stowaway reviewsThree years ago Wolverine found a scared mutant hiding in his car. What chaos will ensue now that Rogue has found a smirking Cajun stowing away in the back of her truck?X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-07 - Rogue - Complete14. Returning the Smile You Have Had From the Start reviewsEven when Rogue was trying and failing to get drunk off of root beer, she still enjoyed making the tough rock tumbler turn a healthy shade of dark red.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-19-07 - Rogue & Avalanche - Complete15. Mus Musculus Mammalian reviewsA villain so evil, so vile, no power can compare. No one can stop it. It is the mouse. NOTE: For some reason, Scott is alive in this fic, even though it's supposed to be after X3. And we're going with the alternate scene, where Rogue didn't take the cureX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-23-07 - Rogue - Complete
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